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skippy the bush kangaroo

Tuesday, March 05, 2013

the story of the century

when kate windsor nee' middleton went into hospital, the official announcement was originally that she was suffering from "gastroenteritis".  it was announced shortly thereafter that ms windsor was pregnant.  now queen elizabeth is in hospital with a bout of what is officially described as "gastroenteritis".

pope benedict nee' ratzinger resigned from his office as pope, the first pope to resign from the job in 600 years, amid rumors of a variety of scandals, including a special double super secret report about sexual misconduct in the vatican.

coincidence?  maybe, but maybe the truth is just so bizarre, so extraordinary, that it would completely blow your mind!!!

i am here to tell you the truth.  that's my job.  it's what i do; it's who i am.

queen elizabeth ii is pregnant and ratzinger is the baby daddy.  you heard it here first, so don't say you weren't informed.  now the big question is what to get for the baby shower.
posted by DBK at 9:10 AM |


dude should be writing for the onion
commented by Blogger Mark W Adams, 9:53 AM PST  
Or Tucker Carlson's Daily Call Boy.
commented by Anonymous Anonymous, 9:59 AM PST  
I would, but I have too much respect for Quvenzhané Wallis.
commented by Blogger DBK, 9:59 AM PST  

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