s skippy the bush kangaroo: #askjpm

skippy the bush kangaroo

Monday, November 18, 2013


twitter #whalefail or one hell of a fun time reading the q's?
after jpmorgan’s #askjpm hashtag went viral on wednesday, in rushed a deluge from everyone, it seemed, except eager econ majors looking for work. a p.r.. manager asked, perhaps worried, “do you have any self awareness?” an editor at the atlantic, riffing on the london whale trading loss, tweeted, “what’s your favorite type of whale?” many were not so mild. for example: “did you always want to be part of a vast, corrupt criminal enterprise or did you "break bad"?”; “did you have a specific number of people’s lives you needed to ruin before you considered your business model a success?”; “what section of the poor and disenfranchised have you yet to exploit for profit, andhow are you working to address that?”; “why aren’t you in jail for sending a literal ton of gold bullion to Iran in violation of sanctions?”; “when jamie dimon eats babies are they served rare? I understand anything above medium-rare is considered gauche.”

by early wednesday afternoon, the daily beast editor and columnist daniel gross tweeted, “oh my lord, the #askjpm session. will go down as case study in corporate use of social media.” (“bad idea!” company spokesman brian marchiony later told reuters. he declined to comment further when reached by e-mail.) - the new yorker


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