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Friday, July 02, 2010

andrew breitbart owes skippy $100,000

andrew breitbart has offered $100,000 to anyone coughing up the journolist archives.

as skippy was one of the founders of the journolist (tho he graciously lets ezra klein take the credit), we are more than happy to comply w/andrew's request. andrew, pls. send the $100,000 to skippy international, los angeles, ca.
Subject: [Journolist] Welcome!
Date: 7/3/2006
From: Eklein@washingtonpost.com
To: Journolist

I just want to take a moment to welcome all 400 Liberals and Media Manipulators who have joined Journolist, and to go over a couple of the goals we hope to achieve.

Of course, we hope to control the American Media from behind the scenes and manipulate stories and national narrative of what the country sees on the nightly news and reads in the papers into terms fitting our Secret Socialist Agenda. We need to convince American women to have as many abortions as possible and to Gay Marry, as well as to eventually coerce Teachers Unions to burn books. A big plus would be to outlaw God, is there anyone willing to volunteer to begin working on that?

Another big goal we have is to somehow get a Negro elected as president, preferrably someone who wasn't actually born in the U.S. Who wants to start researching that?

But most importantly, this whole listserve was established for one primary purpose: mainly to talk about that asshole Andrew Breitbart behind his back.

Anyway, welcome to you all, and I look forward to reading any and all covert manipulative ideas you may have.
Subject: [Journolist] Re: Welcome!
Date: 7/3/2006
From: GGreenwad@Gmail.com
To: Journolist

Great to be involved with such esteemed subversives as you all. I don't have much time so I'll only be able to write about 10,000 words, but let me throw this out and see what you think: This Bush economy is going great...too great, if you ask me. Who's up for forcing Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to lend to poor people who can't pay mortgages, thus creating a real estate bubble? That should throw the entire economy into a tail spin, and allow the United Nations to impose the Amero (which we have discussed in secret backrooms before...email me off list if you need minutes to those meetings), and force the top 1% of Americans that actually produce things to carry the bottom feeders!

Also, I agree, that Breitbart is one purebred asshole.
Subject: [Journolist] Re: Welcome!
Date: 7/4/2006
From: DCorn@Alternet.com
To: Journolist

Hey guys, I know a libertarian named Weigel who wants to be involved w/this. Before you get all huffy, be advised he thinks conservatives are dopey. But listen: what do you say we let him get on the list, then leak one of his more innocuous emails to embarrass him? That'll be a laugh!!

Oh, yeah, put down firmly in the "Breitbart = Asshole" column
Subject: [Journolist] Weigel & other things
Date: 7/4/2006
From: EBoehlert@MediaMatters.com
To: Journolist

I think David's got a good idea, let's invite this Weigel character in and really screw w/the Libertarians! But on another subject, it looks like McCain could be headed towards the Republican nomination. We've got to start framing the media storyline to make this American Hero look like a grumpy old doddering man. Ideas?

Hey, anyone else notice how much better "24" is now that they fired Breitbart?
Subject: [Journolist] Weigel & other things
Date: 7/5/2006
From: RMaddow@NBCnewsdesk.com
To: Journolist

I'll start working on the McCain thing. Should be pretty easy. I hear he likes the ladies, and I know for a fact Bill Kristol is booked for an Alaskan Cruise. If I can convince Kristol to visit the governor there, I think Nature will take its course, and...well, I don't want to give too much away. But while I'm on the subject of elections, I've got to ask all you guys to completely deny any rumor you hear that I'm going to run for Senator from Massachusettes when Kennedy finally kicks. The more we deny it, the sweeter it'll be when I take office.

Yeah, what is it about Breitbart that makes him such a weeny, anyway? Doesn't he ever get laid?
Subject: [Journolist] Cheapen National Discourse
Date: 7/5/2006
From: GSargent@TPMblog.com
To: Journolist

Doesn't he ever get laid?

Do any of them? LOL!

Seriously, though, speaking of the Gay Marry, we've got to find a way to inject Gay Sexual Positions into Polite Politial Discourse, thusly cheapening it. What is that thing where the "wife" takes the "husband's" testicles in his mouth? Let's see if we can slap a label like that on conservatives, somehow.

And, forget Breitbart, what's up with Ann Althouse? What a loser! She's obsessed with other women's tits! I kid you not!
Subject: [Journolist] Introductions
Date: 7/6/2006
From: DWeigel@WashIndepent.com
To: Journolist

Hi everyone! I'd like to introduce myself, and thank you all for allowing me onto your Super Secret List! I'm David Weigel, I write for various organs, including the Independent, and though you all are Leftist Socialists Progressives, I'm pleased as Hoover to be among you all. Just so I don't feel so alone, is there any chance we could have more conservative bloggers on board? For instance, I love Matt Drudge's work -- he's on fire! I mean it!
and the rest is history.
posted by skippy at 4:30 PM |

7 Comments:

Fantastic, skippy! Home run!
commented by Blogger Batocchio, 4:50 PM PDT  
Sweeet!
commented by Blogger Spocko, 8:18 PM PDT  
OK - this is spit-take funny. Oh, and Breitbart is a tool.
commented by Anonymous Anonymous, 9:56 PM PDT  
Ann Althouse thanks you for being drawn into her vortex. It is all about her!
commented by Blogger M. Bouffant, 10:23 PM PDT  
Simply beautiful.
commented by Blogger Jim Yeager, 11:05 PM PDT  
*standing on chair clapping wildly*

bravo skippy, bravo!
commented by Blogger Suzanne, 1:20 AM PDT  
Geez Louise, folks!

Give a guy a warning before he takes a sip of joe. Looks like I have to put a shower cap over the monitor when I read Skippy now.

Oh, and Breibart gives fetid sewage scum a bad name.
commented by Blogger David Aquarius, 2:16 PM PDT  

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