skippy the bush kangaroo: definitions

Monday, November 23, 2009

definitions

an american conservative is someone who believes that

a) the vatican ought to decide our domestic policy;
b) israel ought to decide our foreign policy;
c) communist china ought to decide our economic policy; and
d) osama bin ladin ought to decide who gets tried in our courts.

it's pretty clear why they're conservative, but it does makes
you wonder why they bother to call themselves american.

Labels: conservatives

posted by Pudentilla at 11:30 PM |

3 Comments:

Short bark of a laugh.

Although I am still waiting for conservatives to call for restoring the rule of the British monarchy.

Then again, we have enough fawning over the royal family. ;)

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D., 4:00 PM PST

That does just about cover it. Well said.

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Linkmeister, 4:42 PM PST

That is an example of the kind of snark that I would cut off my left nut with a dull knife to be able to write.

I skipped past jealousy and straight into my folder of just for my amusement.

So many try, So few succeed. Brilliant.

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