skippy the bush kangaroo: ebay announces new marketing technique

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

ebay announces new marketing technique

ebay will replace its old, worn-out buy it now button with a new buy it in 2017 button. citing democratic party strategies to hold off climate change bills, torture investigations, troop withdrawals and health care reform until after obama's second term would expire, ebay officials offered an apology to the american people. "we totally misread the american people and we are sorry for any pain or discomfort that fulfilling promises at the speed of light and overnight delivery may have caused."

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