skippy the bush kangaroo

Friday, July 03, 2009

palin: embezzlement for shizzlement!

yet more rampant speculation to fuel the rumor-powered gossip mills: palin's going to be federally indicted for embezzling! you heard it here second! you heard it first @ the brad blog:

okay, i've now been able to get independent information from multiple sources that all of this precedes what are said to be possible federal indictments against palin, concerning an embezzlement scandal related to the building of palin's house and the wasilla sports complex built during her tenure as mayor. both structures, it is said, feature the "same windows, same wood, same products." federal investigators have been looking into this for some time, and indictments could be imminent, according to the alaska sources.

the brad blog has not been able to receive confirm from any federal sources on this. our information comes from local alaskans who follow palin, and who have been keeping an eye on this for some time, while keeping it quiet at the request of federal investigators...

also...max blumenthal at daily beast asks "did a scandal sink the u.s.s. palin?":

one logical place to start looking is the affair that has alaska political circles buzzing: an alleged scandal centered around a building contractor, spenard building supplies, with close ties to palin and her husband, todd.

many political observers in alaska are fixated on rumors that federal investigators have been seizing paperwork from sbs in recent months, searching for evidence that palin and her husband todd steered lucrative contracts to the well-connected company in exchange for gifts like the construction of their home on pristine lake lucille in 2002.
if this turns out to be true, gov. mark sanford is beginning to look downright virtuous...

what's the difference between a pitbull and a hockey mom?

besides a federal indictment, you mean?

gots to lurv them repubbblicans!!!
posted by skippy at 8:40 PM |

2 Comments:

Fkn imaginative bunch to boot.
Can you imagine how intensive the meetings of those investigators in Alaska must be.

"Well, after getting away with ethics violations for years we finally nailed Ted Stevens for being stupid enough to use gifted materials to improve his own damn home."

"Man, that's some stupid right there"

"Who's next on that list?"

"Sarah Palin"

"Double or nothin?"

"Sure, couldn't hurt"
commented by Anonymous Kilo, 4:25 AM PDT  
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Palin and LIMPbaugh
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Palin and O’Reilly
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commented by Anonymous Anonymous, 8:09 AM PDT  

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