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Sunday, May 31, 2009

this is ridiculous...

this is probably old news by now, but i'm taking it on anyway...

ron hamman, a baptist minister in wasilla, alaska, wonders, will the antichrist be a homosexual?

...from a lost perspective, the reason sex sells, pornography is profitable, and prostitution is “the world’s oldest profession” is mankind’s desire of women. from christianity’s position, it is part of the glue for the bond of marriage and the propagation of a godly heritage. But homosexuality does not regard this — in their unbridled lusts they burn for their own gender.

but consider this: the time is ripe for such a leader. indeed, it should not be surprising that the one who is against everything biblical and christian should be a partaker of so great a sin; there is no greater way to reject the creator than to reject your gender and his design for it. and at what other time have we seen such perversion come out of the closets onto our streets, threatening violence if we do not accept their ways?...

i suppose i could write something here about my astonishment in learning that there are real live faggot gangs roaming the streets and desecrating buildings with spray-paint rainbow flags when they're not busy recruiting wholesome sunday school boys into the worlds of drag and leather... but that isn't actually happening, so i won't.

instead, i'd like to address ron hamman as personally as is possible through a blog owned by someone else. hey, ron...

is that all you've got left? are you really that backward and insecure?

i'm a homosexual man, by the way. a self-described queer-boy, truth be told -- and i'm downright comfortable with that, too, ron, thank you very much. but i'm also warming up to the idea of embracing christianity at some point. when you suggest that someone, or some entity, who is gay is against everything biblical and christian, i don't have the slightest idea what you're talking about.

i have read the new testament. and you know what? jesus doesn't say anything at all about homosexuality, one way or another. so this notion of yours that the antichrist might be gay -- what's going on, ron? what are you really trying to say?

and, since i'm talking about this, why are you so afraid of us that you felt compelled to link us to your idea of the antichrist? we don't pose any threat to you or the rest of the overwhelmingly heterosexual population. sooner or later, we're going to get our equal rights, and you're not going to become more like us as a result, we're going to become more like you -- trust me, once we realize we have a place at the table for real, we'll begin embracing the establishment likewise. you have nothing to worry about.

so what are you afraid of?

Labels: gay/lesbian

posted by Jim Yeager at 9:14 AM |

6 Comments:

Christian mythology still hasn't come out to explain why Jesus has two Daddies.

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George, 10:30 AM PDT

He is afraid of his own self.

word verification: gaimite

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Mahakal / महाकाल, 12:13 PM PDT

Once again the religious do their very best to prove my contention that religion is a form of mental illness.

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DBK, 2:45 PM PDT

He is probably just afraid of catching "Gay" ...Jim ...like if somebody sneezed on him or sumpin...or ...maybe...he really is afraid that he might have already caught it...and so he is just looking into all the things that clearly identify the disease and how Jesus might help him be healed of the affliction...
Or, maybe he is just a Douche -Bag of the first order...
Jim ....my friend...don't let this piece of ignorance bother you.

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Essaress ; Prior of the F.C.F.J., (C), 3:27 PM PDT

George: Oooo, good one! I can't wait for the first opportunity to use that on a Jesus-loving homophobe.

Mahakal: What is a gaimite? I went to Wikipedia -- nothing. I Googled it, and couldn't make sense of what was offered.

DBK: There's nothing wrong with religion per se. It's what you do with it that determines how good or how evil it will be. Homophobia, on the other hand -- now that's a mental illness.

Ess: I've been surrounded by straight people my whole life. That didn't make me straight. If this Hamman guy isn't already gay, he's not going to turn gay later. He is, however, a douchebag...

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Jim Yeager, 6:47 PM PDT

Got no idea what a gaimite is, it was just the word verification that Blogger offered.

And now this time,

word verification: annesses

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Mahakal / महाकाल, 11:18 PM PDT

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