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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

attention all women in north dakota

time to go on a sex strike. no nookie...no nada...until this north dakota comes into the 21st century.

north dakota's house of representatives has passed a bill effectively outlawing abortion.

the house voted 51-41 this afternoon to declare that a fertilized egg has all the rights of any person. - kxmc.com

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posted by SantaBarbarian at 7:45 PM |


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Actually it's not as bad as you thing, because "all the rights of any person," in America in 2009, is pretty much no rights at all. None that are guaranteed, anyway.
If an unwanted entity has the right to crawl up another's bodily orifice and live there for 9 months, then what rights do persons in North Dakota actually have?

Also, who the heck wants to get naked in North Dakota??
commented by Anonymous sean, 12:21 AM PST  
There's a lot of mementum in the country from the last decade that will take time to reverse.
commented by Blogger mikeb302000, 4:40 AM PST  
"No nookie" is a good start, but considering the way guys think and behave (a good chunk of the straight ones, that is), I know this is going to turn ugly and tragic sooner than later.

So I have two words of my own, for such men and every woman to keep in mind, before the worst happens: Lorena Bobbitt...
commented by Blogger Jim Yeager, 4:57 AM PST  
when i see things like this, i often recall some of the sillier legeslative resolutions and laws. the french assembly during the reign of terror passed some truly idiotic laws that no one in france, including the lawmakers, ever thought seriously about after the moment of passage.

the vatican hard line against science wasn't able to stop the renaissance, it did however, pretty much ensure the formation of the protestants.

they can pass all the "intelligent design" and all the granting of rights to embryos that they wish. even given the force of law, ignorance will eventually fall.
commented by Blogger The Minstrel Boy, 8:08 AM PST  
It's like Kansas only colder!!
commented by Blogger Kulkuri, 8:26 AM PST  
I thought it was the South Dakotans (in addition to the Kansans) who were insane! It would be interesting to know if they had any womb boogers testify... I would expect it to be hard to find one that talks!
commented by Anonymous Anonymous, 11:24 AM PST  
That's no problem. If a human being comes into my home and eats my food and lives there and I don't want him there, I have a right, as another human being, to make him leave. Same should go for a fetus. Now, once that fetus has left, I imagine it has a right to remain silent, to keep and bear arms, and all the rest of the constitutional rights we all have.
commented by Blogger DBK, 1:44 PM PST  
So, DBK are you saying that you hate babies ??? Or just South Dakotan babies ??? OR just fertilized eggs that break into your house.. ??? ;)
Sorry ,...I meant NORTH Dakota.... I guess that proves I am related to one of those Flight 19 Naval Fliers that went missing... I wonder which one...????hmmmmm...
I guess that means that every miscarriage must be investigated as a possible homicide. It may also mean that every woman who is pregnant against her will has the right to sue the fetus for trespass.
commented by Blogger gmoke, 8:19 PM PST  
I like the trespass idea...heh.
But strictly speaking,...using this reasoning..wouldn't a miscarriage be classified as either a suicide or possibly the end of a hostage situation???

God I have to quit talking here....

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