s skippy the bush kangaroo: happy robert burns day

skippy the bush kangaroo



Sunday, January 25, 2009

happy robert burns day

to my favorite great scot (that isn't single malted)



happy haggis partaking, crrrrrrrrrrrraig ferrrrrrrrrrrguson!

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posted by SantaBarbarian at 1:52 AM |

3 Comments:

OH Happy Burns day to all my fellow Scot's!

Tae A Fart

Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie
Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie
As ye sit doon amongst yer kin
There sterts tae stir an enormous win'

The neeps an' tatties an' mushy peas
Stert workin' like a gentle breeze
But soon the puddin' wi' the sonsie face
Will have ye blawin' a' ower the place.

Nae matter whit the hell ye dae
A'body's gonnae hae tae pay
Even if ye try tae stifle
It's like a bullet oot o' a rifle

Haud yer bum tight tae the chair
Tae try an' stop the leakin' air
Shift yersel fae cheek tae cheek
Pray tae God it disnae reek.

But aw yer efforts gan asunder
Oot it comes like a clap o' thunder
Ricochets aroon' the room
Michty me! A sonic boom

God Almichty, it fairly reeks!
Hope I huvnae s**t ma breeks!
Tae the bog ah'd better scurry,
Ach, whit the hell, it's no ma worry.

A'body roon aboot me chokin'
Yin or twa were nearly boakin'
I'll feel better for a while
Cannae help but raise a smile.

Wis him! I shout with accusin' glower,
Alas! Too late! He's just keeled ower
Ye dirty bugger, they shout and stare
A didnae feel welcome ony mair

Where e'r ye be let yer wind gan free
Sounds like just the job for me
Whit a fuss at Rabbie's party
Ower the sake o' one wee farty.
commented by Anonymous Anonymous, 12:13 PM PST  
Ohhh Huey - that thar wuz ripe it wuz!
commented by Anonymous Anonymous, 3:58 PM PST  
Come on now, poetry like that should be illegal.

I now have to get me a new keyboard and monitor.
commented by Blogger David Aquarius, 4:53 PM PST  

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