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Sunday, July 27, 2008

who's going to slap our faces with his cock now?

via anthony cartouche@roger ailes, the sad news: jeff goldstein has left protein wisdom.

let the flame wars begin.
posted by skippy at 2:20 PM |

15 Comments:

I'm sure that we will all have lots of fun flaming and counter-flaming, Skippy, and I can't pretend I'm innocent of the occasional trumped-up kerfuffle, but honestly I have always believed that you're better than that.

Does anyone really recall the circumstances of the cockslapping meme as regards Jeff? Does your idea of fun extend also to "Lamb Cannon"?

Just wondering.
commented by Blogger Dan Collins, 2:55 PM PDT  
In a related story, Cheetos futures are plummeting on the news that Jeff Goldstein will no longer be blogging...
commented by Blogger Gene, 4:01 PM PDT  
That might have been funny, Gene, but you forgot paste.
commented by Blogger Dan Collins, 5:14 PM PDT  
Dan,

Your quixotic quest for Lamb Cannon can easily be achieved thru a little invention...part of Al Gore's Internet...called "Google.

I know, I know, it sounds gay but then so did Larry Craig but you folks seemed to have no problem using him, too.
commented by Blogger Carl, 5:51 PM PDT  
Skip,

Isn't cock-slapping our faces a bit of an ironic gesture, seeing as he has trouble peeing past his fly?
commented by Blogger Carl, 5:52 PM PDT  
Thanks, Carl, for the tip. We've already figured out who he is. So, not so Quixotic, see?

Regards,
commented by Blogger Dan Collins, 5:55 PM PDT  
I'm going to miss the faux outrage-fueled stalking...oh wait! Dan's still around.

Good lord.
commented by Blogger Jane2, 6:32 PM PDT  
Thanks, Carl, for the tip. We've already figured out who he is. So, not so Quixotic, see?

No, of course not, you only annoyed the denizens of about four different blogs with your inanities, which is about two blogs fewer than any of your columns have generated heat from...
commented by Blogger Carl, 7:02 PM PDT  
Oh, what folderol. It's perfectly acceptable for some furry jackass to express his intention to fuck one and one's hydroencephalic child. Pish posh! Sorry about all the terrible bother!
commented by Blogger Dan Collins, 7:10 PM PDT  
Dear LORD! Another threat/promise to leave? Does this happen every three weeks or what? It's like Jeff's menstrual cycle: he whines, they compliment and play the supplicant, and HE returns anew to refresh Dan's faith.

Don't you ever get tired of the drama, Dan? EVER? Don't you get tired of kissing the arse of one who doesn't love you?

Can't you just wait a few years and google Jeff's deterioration into madness and blog about it, like you do with the rest of your ex's?

Allow it to go, Dan. Seek closure from the drama and quit waiting by the phone.
commented by Blogger Tim, 8:06 AM PDT  
It's perfectly acceptable for some furry jackass to express his intention to fuck one and one's hydroencephalic child.

I dunno, Dan, I don't see Debbie Frisch here, do you?

If not, then shut the fuck up, mmmmmmmmmmmmK, Priscilla?
commented by Blogger Carl, 8:17 AM PDT  
Well, in other news: Dan's still not afflicted with brilliance - or a cogent argument. Nice to see that some things never change.
commented by Anonymous tata, 8:17 AM PDT  
And it's "pish tosh" in polite company, Dan...
commented by Blogger Carl, 9:13 AM PDT  
DON'T GO JEFF!!! NO ONE CAN REPLACE YOU, MAN!!! SERIOUSLY, THIS IS THE ONLY BLOG I READ!!!

Few more of those and he'll be back.

Anyone remember the mall scene from Soap Dish?
commented by Anonymous Annoyed Con, 10:07 AM PDT  
Don't forget you have to his the paypal button or buy him something from his Amazon wish list. He shows up to relieve the aggressive violence in his heart and leaves so idiots will buy him DVD's.

As for Collins, his mentor and soul mate has threatened to beat up more people than Lamb Cannon ever threatened to abuse. hell, just this past week he threatened Dan's friend, docweasel, and another blogger.

Famously, he went off on Dan's OWN brother and called him every name in the book and, yet, here Dan is supplicating himself at the master's feet and begging to hit again.

It'll be sad when Dan has to return to Bloody Scot
commented by Anonymous Anonymous, 8:02 AM PST  

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