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skippy the bush kangaroo

Saturday, July 26, 2008

the scary black man is even scarier than we thought

an email we received:


dear friend,

two weeks ago hugh hewitt sent you an email regarding his letter to a young obama supporter. thousands of you responded and requested this important pamphlet that puts the facts into the hands of people that are being fooled by all the obama hype.
gee, we didn't open that one. and we usually read all the stuff hugh sends us.

many of you have said that one copy simply isn't enough, more are needed to give out to friends and family. because of this overwhelming response we are now making three copies of letter to a young obama supporter available to you with your subscription to townhall magazine.
what a great idea! because we wouldn't want to go to the trouble of copying the pamphlet w/a copy machine when we could easily shell out some $$$ for a subscription to hardly-ever-right-wing paranoid drivel!

order townhall magazine now and get three copies of letter to a young obama supporter now! a $77 value for only $34.95!

your first issue of townhall magazine will include an in-depth report revealing the secrets of barack obama's chicago political machine. hugh's letter outlines the risks associated with putting barack obama in charge of the war on terror and the american economy. townhall magazine exposes obama's calculations and associations with corruption that have not been reported in the main-stream media.
that's great, because we haven't seen anything about obama's corruption in the news!

one of the greatest threats of an obama presidency is his opportunity to appoint judges.
and that he'll sleep with your sister.

in this special edition, you will learn just what judicial activism is and how leaders like justice scalia are holding the line against liberal judges.
like clarence thomas.

senator fred thompson's exclusive "closing argument" breaks down the consequences of activist judges and the dangers of judges that legislate from the bench.
and senator fred thompson knows all about the law, because he used to be the d.a. for new york, and he fired all the lesbians!

you will learn what left-wing radicals are planning to disrupt the democratic convention and hear from newt gingrich on the need to drill for oil here at home.
yes, because left-wingers hate the democrats! and newt gingrich loves oil!

subscribe today and we'll also send you three copies of letter to a young obama supporter now! a $77 value for only $34.95!
why, it's a deal at twice the price! where do we sign?
posted by skippy at 9:38 AM |


Rather than pressing the pamphlet into the youngster's hand like grandma does with hard candy, they could send the kid a link to the excerpted version at PJM.

This has the advantage of demonstrating the missionary's internet savvy, and of pre-testing the kid to find out if he or she is dumb enough to fall for such crap before spending all that money on pamphlets.
commented by Blogger roy edroso, 10:27 AM PDT  
Senator Fred Thompson knows all about the law because he recieved his JD before you were an itch in your daddy's pants, Skippy.

It's really pathetic to see sniveling brats whine about people who are actually reasonable and buy this information as true citizens living up to their duty by being informed...where on the other hand socialist jackass' have to raid our federal tax dollars to even be heard as no one will pay to support them.

Grow up and get a damn clue Skip.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child - miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill disciplined, despotic, and useless. Liberalism is the philosophy of sniveling brats." - P.J. O'Rourke
commented by Blogger Winghunter, 10:40 AM PDT  
sen. fred thompson received his jd before oliver wendell holmes was an itch in his daddy's pants, winghunter.

but he was great in die hard ii.

and i have to admit, when discussing matters of political philosophy, quoting a writer for national lampoon is indeed the endgame for all arguments.
commented by Blogger skippy, 12:56 PM PDT  
I Saw Barrack Obama Kill and Eat (completely uncooked) a defenseless "Christian" white baby in his activist, (read secret witch/ Lesbians), whitey hating, Communistic fundamental Islamo Blackcist Church...
I just happened to be passing on my way to a prayer meeting with some "good Christians" that I am blessed to know...
Or so it seemed to me later, after I came down, sobered up (a little) and quit licking that damn toad...
S'right...I saw it!!
commented by Anonymous Anonymous, 2:40 PM PDT  
It's really pathetic to see sniveling brats whine about people who are actually reasonable

Well, then move your effing mirror!
commented by Blogger Carl, 5:52 PM PDT  
Barack Obama shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
commented by Blogger Carl, 5:53 PM PDT  

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