skippy the bush kangaroo

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

jesse jackson suggests obama sing castradi

not aware that his mike was on before an interview on faux news, rev. jesse jackson told someone that barack obama should "consider singing the stabat mater by giovanni battista pergolesi."

pergolesi's stabat mater, written in 1736, was originally sung by male soprano and male alto, which traditionally were castradi in the early church oevure. castradi were usually created in childhood, thus making the literal interpretation of rev. jackson's suggestion for sen. obama impossible, short of the invention of time travel.

reaction to rev. jackson's intemperate remark was varied. the vatican issued a statement claiming that, while the pope appreciated the reverend's love of sacred music, the church no longer condones the use of castradi in its rituals.

john mccain, however, welcomed the idea. "let's do that for all the mandingos," he joked. the media laughed along and refused to report the remark.

obama, a baritone, could not be reached for comment.
posted by skippy at 9:10 PM |

2 Comments:

See what I mean about McLame?? Where's the honor????
I mean this is not about being the kind of jerk-off that simply knows a bunch or bigoted jokes and occasionally utters one...
This is about a jerk-off that is pretty much constantly in front of cameras and goes out of his way to show off just how jerky he is...
And this A-Hole questions Obama's judgment???
HONOR??? Not from here...
Essaresstoall
commented by Anonymous Anonymous, 10:08 PM PDT  
Well played, skippy!
commented by Blogger Batocchio, 9:40 AM PDT  

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