skippy the bush kangaroo

Sunday, June 22, 2008

mclame

mediabloodhound brings us the story of how mccain is becoming aware of all internet traditions, by creating a website that points out the differences between the repubbblican presidential nominee and awol:

president bush drinks his coffee black; john mccain drinks his coffee black with one sugar.

president bush openly supports torture; john mccain, a fighter for the power of perception, publicly decries torture but supports it while voting in the senate.

president bush prefers jen; john mccain prefers angelina.

president bush wanted annie hall to get back together with alvy singer; john mccain agreed with her decision to stay in los angeles with tony lacey.

president bush shows nothing but respect for his wife; john mccain, emblematic of his unyielding independence, publicly called his wife a cunt.

president bush is taller.

president bush prefers the caramel popcorn in a box of cracker jacks; john mccain prefers the peanuts. also, the president gets much more excited about the prize.

president bush is a breast man; john mccain is an ass man.
take out the word "man," and we'd agree w/the last one.

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posted by skippy at 9:47 AM |

1 Comments:

actually, just add a comma after "ass"...
commented by Anonymous Anonymous, 11:57 AM PDT  

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