skippy the bush kangaroo: so, hillary can actually say, the devil made her do it?

Friday, April 11, 2008

so, hillary can actually say, the devil made her do it?

the wounded-courier over at mediabloodhound reports penn leaves pr firm to work directly for satan:

"it was time to cut out the middle man," said mark penn, who recently stepped down as hillary clinton's chief campaign strategist. penn, speaking from satan's lair in an undisclosed circle of hell, told the new york times yesterday that the devil contacted him as soon as he heard penn had relinquished his top tactical role for clinton.

"he texted me immediately - 'imho, you still rock.' then he called me directly on his cell. needless to say, i was pretty flattered," admitted penn. "i've worked for blackwater but this was beelzebub. not erik prince - the prince of darkness. he's the best in the business. when he put an offer on the table, i said, 'where do you want me to sign and when do you want me there [hell]?'"

once he accepted lucifer's offer, penn stepped down as ceo of pr/lobbying giant burson-marsteller, where he gained valuable experience that will inform his new endeavor. burson-marsteller - rumored to have long retained mephistopheles as a silent partner - has not only consulted private military contractor blackwater usa but many other challenging clients, including embattled mortgage lender countrywide, nuclear behemoth entergy (whose tagline is "the power of people"), and the unfortunately named spinmaster, canadian manufacturer of the poisonous aqua dots toy.

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