s skippy the bush kangaroo: happy boxing day

skippy the bush kangaroo



Wednesday, December 26, 2007

happy boxing day

we received the following holiday story in an email from a friend:

a family is sitting at the dinner table and the son asks, "dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"

the father, surprised, answers, "well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. in her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons - round and firm. in her 30s to 40s, they are like pears - still nice but hanging a bit. after 50, they are like onions."

"onions?"

"yes, you see them and they make you cry."

this infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"

the mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "well dear, a man goes through three phases. in his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree - mighty and hard. in his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch - flexible but reliable. after his 50s, it is like a christmas tree."

"a christmas tree?"

"yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration”
happy holidays, everyone!

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posted by skippy at 12:04 PM |

4 Comments:

Hey skippy!

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and Boxing Day, as well as an early Happy New Year.
commented by Anonymous Taylor Marsh, 12:38 PM PST  
Thanks for the laugh, I really enjoyed that one.
commented by Blogger Deb, 12:43 PM PST  
You left "George Bush" out of the first answer! (and, I suppose some would say, "Slick Willie" out of the second)
Ha. Ha.

I'm 57 and my willy is just fine, thank you very much.

Happy Holidays anyway!
commented by Anonymous Len, 7:21 PM PST  

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