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Thursday, October 25, 2007

top ten signs that dumbledore was gay

anyone who knew him should have realized because dumbledore...

10. was always using the invisible cloak in the locker room after a quiddich match;

9. would rather let severus snape than professor mcgonagall handle his wizard's staff;

8. got all his best capes from liberace;

7. his favorite party game: bobbin' for dobin;

6. the only hooters he ever liked were the actual owls;

5. he who must not be named made him feel the love that dares not speak its name;

4. knew what to look for to tell the weasly twins apart;

3. was once married to liza minelli;

2. had personal knowledge that hagrid was a giant in more ways than one;

and the number one sign that dumbledore was gay:

1. if you were extra nice to him, he'd show you own private "hairy potter."

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posted by skippy at 11:34 AM |

4 Comments:

Hating to be crude, but I have to note that the last one would be funnier if it read "Hairy Potter."
Now you know goddamned well that some wiseass is going to write a gay porn Harry Potter book...not that it would be an original idea.
commented by Blogger Carl, 12:44 PM PDT  
good idea, eli! done!
commented by Blogger skippy, 1:28 PM PDT  
Bartkid sez,
Sorry, Carl, Scooter Libby already has.
commented by Anonymous Anonymous, 2:58 PM PDT  

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