s skippy the bush kangaroo: if you like the pine-sol lady, then the terrorists win

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Thursday, September 06, 2007

if you like the pine-sol lady, then the terrorists win

remember that huge scandal when chemical weapons from iraq were found in a united nations office? well, it turns out that the culprit was less saddam hussein and more scrubbing bubbles. asspress:

a substance found at a un weapons inspectors' office last month and suspected of being a chemical warfare agent appears to be a non-toxic solvent, a un official said thursday.

the material was found aug. 24 at a un office in midtown manhattan. the material, from a bombed-out iraqi research facility, was in inventory files with a label that indicated it could be phosgene, a chemical substance used in the first world war.

it had been in the files for 11 years and was only identified when officials checked the inventory number against the many records in the vast archives.

un and u.s. officials said after the discovery that the material posed no threat to anyone's health or safety. however, it was removed by a team of hazardous materials experts from the fbi and new york city police and taken to a laboratory for testing.

preliminary results indicate the substance was a non-toxic solvent, not the chemical agent phosgene, the un official said.
who knew mr. clean was a terrorist?

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5 Comments:

I love the Pine Sol lady.

Why do I hate America?
commented by Blogger Tata, 5:17 AM PDT  
Well, Mr. clean was an Arab wasn't he? Or am I thinking of a different "vleaning product mascot"??
commented by Anonymous Anonymous, 8:20 AM PDT  
I knew Mr. Clean was a terrorist. I was married to him once.
commented by Blogger Kat, 8:49 AM PDT  
cleaning is terrorism. i am vindicated.
commented by Blogger chidy, 10:23 AM PDT  
He wears an earring in his right ear, is clean shaven bald and his clothes are immaculate. That's all you need to know about Mr Clean
commented by Blogger Carl, 5:10 PM PDT  

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