skippy the bush kangaroo: mitt out compunction

Thursday, August 23, 2007

mitt out compunction

mitt "tie a yellow lab to the old chevy van" romney apparently has a big enough mouth for both feet. the washpost reports he flip-flops so much on abortion you could wear him to the beach:

former massachusetts governor mitt romney said this week that as president he would allow individual states to keep abortion legal, two weeks after telling a national television audience that he supports a constitutional amendment to ban the procedure nationwide.

in an interview with a nevada television station on tuesday, romney said roe. v. wade should be abolished and vowed to "let states make their own decision in this regard." on aug. 6, he told abc's george stephanopoulos that he supports a human life amendment to the constitution that would protect the unborn.

"i do support the republican platform, and i do support that being part of the republican platform, and i'm pro-life," romney said in the abc interview, broadcast days before his victory among conservative iowa voters in the ames straw poll.

oh i do, auntie em, i do, i do!

his former pro-choice stance on abortion as massachusettes governor is not going to help him. this page states that romney was "effective pro-choice until cloning changed his opinion."

now, cloning usually makes someone dizzy for a spell, and possibly thirsty for a week or two, but it doesn't usually change their opinions on things. and, why would someone clone mitt romney anyway? and did it change his mind on other issues, like what kind of ice cream he likes? (now he wants double chocolate chip, cuz he's cloned. see, it's a clone joke. send in the clones, there ought to be clones...)

Labels: romney, womens issues