Wednesday, May 16, 2007
don't...stop...thinking about her morals
hillary.com wants us to vote for hillary's theme song. they've provided a list of suggestions to choose from.
we think it's more appropriate to suggest our own nominations.
for example, sammy davis, jr:
or some elton john:
or ace of base:
and you knew this one was coming...bruce springsteen doing some mitch ryder and the detroit wheels:
any other suggestions?
ed. addendum: ok, kids, let's get some comments going! we're making this a contest! best song suggestion for hillary's campaign wins a beautiful skippy the bush kangaroo tee shirt, size large, because that's the size we've got left in the warehouse!
so put on your thinking caps and get snarky!
we think it's more appropriate to suggest our own nominations.
for example, sammy davis, jr:
or some elton john:
or ace of base:
and you knew this one was coming...bruce springsteen doing some mitch ryder and the detroit wheels:
any other suggestions?
ed. addendum: ok, kids, let's get some comments going! we're making this a contest! best song suggestion for hillary's campaign wins a beautiful skippy the bush kangaroo tee shirt, size large, because that's the size we've got left in the warehouse!
so put on your thinking caps and get snarky!
Labels: hillary, music, skippy's music club, snark
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5:10 PM |
76 Comments:
commented by
Cookie Jill, 7:08 PM PDT
Cookie Jill, 7:08 PM PDT
Don't need the t-shirt -- I have two of them, one for work, one for everything else. (The work shirt has taken a beating, but it's still in one piece, no rips or anything.)
This electioneering by politicians just isn't going to let up, is it? We don't vote for candidates anymore, we vote for celebrities. This is what happens when a society allows television to become its dominant medium. And people wonder why, as a blogger, I have no use for YouTube. (You just had to cross-post this one, didn't you? Ah well...)
But about this contest. So, Hillary wants a theme song for her biiig celebrity campaign. Okay, I've got it: "Democracy" by Leonard Cohen. It's perfect for these times -- "I'm sentimental, if you know what I mean/I love the country, but I can't stand the scene." After eight years of that insolent little manchild Slappy Codpiece, I can handle at least four of Hillary. I already know she's a conniving carpetbagger, so what the hell -- if she gets the nomination, I'll vote for her...
This electioneering by politicians just isn't going to let up, is it? We don't vote for candidates anymore, we vote for celebrities. This is what happens when a society allows television to become its dominant medium. And people wonder why, as a blogger, I have no use for YouTube. (You just had to cross-post this one, didn't you? Ah well...)
But about this contest. So, Hillary wants a theme song for her biiig celebrity campaign. Okay, I've got it: "Democracy" by Leonard Cohen. It's perfect for these times -- "I'm sentimental, if you know what I mean/I love the country, but I can't stand the scene." After eight years of that insolent little manchild Slappy Codpiece, I can handle at least four of Hillary. I already know she's a conniving carpetbagger, so what the hell -- if she gets the nomination, I'll vote for her...
Hmmm... After reading what Jill wrote...
I don't know exactly who these others are, but they can trash me all they want -- I was never in their "camp" to start with. And if they threaten me, then I'll just abandon the Dems like I did the Republicans and vote for Ralph Nader. I did it in 2000, I'll do it again.
This election is still a year and a half away. Anyone who's that obsessed with its possible outcome this early is not to be suffered gladly, let alone taken seriously. I mean, what is all of this electioneering about, anyway? What are we looking at here, fucking Romper Room? Any day now, I'm expecting these Republican candidates to put on blackface and start singing Sly and the Family Stone's "Everyday People." Whoever puts that on YouTube will be eligible for a Pulitzer...
I don't know exactly who these others are, but they can trash me all they want -- I was never in their "camp" to start with. And if they threaten me, then I'll just abandon the Dems like I did the Republicans and vote for Ralph Nader. I did it in 2000, I'll do it again.
This election is still a year and a half away. Anyone who's that obsessed with its possible outcome this early is not to be suffered gladly, let alone taken seriously. I mean, what is all of this electioneering about, anyway? What are we looking at here, fucking Romper Room? Any day now, I'm expecting these Republican candidates to put on blackface and start singing Sly and the Family Stone's "Everyday People." Whoever puts that on YouTube will be eligible for a Pulitzer...
don't say "blackface."
Maybe Hungry Like The Wolf?
I think "Creep" by Radiohead would do well, but I think the most appropriate would be "Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word" by Elton John.
How about "I'm A Card-Carrying Bleeding Heart Liberal"
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I also have the perfect theme song for any Republican candidate.
How about the Sex Pistols "God Save the Queen"? She certainly thinks that she is one, and it's not a flattering song by any stretch of the imagination.
commented by , 8:25 PM PDT
I'm going with "Dude Looks Like A Lady".
Oh god, Skippy - it came to me immediately...
superfreak
commented by , 8:49 PM PDT
K, so Bubba's gonna come in and announce HE has a 'dancingly-paired theme' song to go along with whatever Hill's choosen to enliven (AND RE-ENERGIZE!!!!) her campaign.
Tailing the announcement with a bite of his boyishly-weepy lower lip, Bill will announce with a twinkle in his eye that HIS song for his newly discovered soulmate's campaign will unite all the men in the lower, eastern third region of Bourbon street who used to actually vote democratic before the party decided to allow itself to go completely insane:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGSEac-zAC4
...Just as soon as Hillary drops the Rodham entirely, Hillary as well, and renames herself simply: "Bessy".
Breath it back into Bourbon boys :)...
Tailing the announcement with a bite of his boyishly-weepy lower lip, Bill will announce with a twinkle in his eye that HIS song for his newly discovered soulmate's campaign will unite all the men in the lower, eastern third region of Bourbon street who used to actually vote democratic before the party decided to allow itself to go completely insane:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGSEac-zAC4
...Just as soon as Hillary drops the Rodham entirely, Hillary as well, and renames herself simply: "Bessy".
Breath it back into Bourbon boys :)...
commented by , 8:50 PM PDT
I've always thought the song She's Always a Woman by Billy Joel would be extremely appropriate for Hillary.
Shes always a woman
She can kill with a smile
She can wound with her eyes
She can ruin your faith with her casual lies
And she only reveals what she wants you to see
She hides like a child
But shes always a woman to me
She can lead you to love
She can take you or leave you
She can ask for the truth
But shell never believe you
And shell take what you give her, as long as its free
She steals like a thief
But shes always a woman to me
Chorus
Oh-she takes care of herself
She can wait if she wants
Shes ahead of her time
Oh-and she never gives out
And she never gives in
She just changes her mind
And shell promise you more
Than the garden of eden
Then shell carelessly cut you
And laugh while youre bleedin
But shell bring out the best
And the worst you can be
Blame it all on yourself
Cause shes always a woman to me
Chorus
She is frequently kind
And shes suddenly cruel
She can do as she pleases
Shes nobodys fool
But she cant be convicted
Shes earned her degree
And the most she will do
Is throw shadows at you
But shes always a woman to me
Shes always a woman
She can kill with a smile
She can wound with her eyes
She can ruin your faith with her casual lies
And she only reveals what she wants you to see
She hides like a child
But shes always a woman to me
She can lead you to love
She can take you or leave you
She can ask for the truth
But shell never believe you
And shell take what you give her, as long as its free
She steals like a thief
But shes always a woman to me
Chorus
Oh-she takes care of herself
She can wait if she wants
Shes ahead of her time
Oh-and she never gives out
And she never gives in
She just changes her mind
And shell promise you more
Than the garden of eden
Then shell carelessly cut you
And laugh while youre bleedin
But shell bring out the best
And the worst you can be
Blame it all on yourself
Cause shes always a woman to me
Chorus
She is frequently kind
And shes suddenly cruel
She can do as she pleases
Shes nobodys fool
But she cant be convicted
Shes earned her degree
And the most she will do
Is throw shadows at you
But shes always a woman to me
commented by , 8:55 PM PDT
Thank you for a weird reason. The Springsteen song wasn't too bad, even if he's odd for other reasons. But, the others, especially the Sammy Davis thing were such a jarring exposition of the generation's narcissism and unwillingness/inability to sacrifice for the common good. (If you don't get it, you haven't lived with or through it. "Gotta be me" is great for a 16 year old, it makes for a thoroughly dysfunctional adult.)
commented by , 9:03 PM PDT
American Woman (Guess Who)
Karma Chameleon (Culture Club)
I'm a Liar (Brian Adams)
Spineless (Alanis Morissette)
Taxman (Beatles)
Lesser known: "I am a Robot" (Futureheads)
Karma Chameleon (Culture Club)
I'm a Liar (Brian Adams)
Spineless (Alanis Morissette)
Taxman (Beatles)
Lesser known: "I am a Robot" (Futureheads)
commented by , 9:07 PM PDT
Heh :) "Bitch" by Elton John
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHCNBM3BJ68
or
"WitchyWoman" by the Eagles:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB_UQWNFJfo
I should note that an ad on youtube above the WitchyWoman video is for Hillary. Coincidence? I think not. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHCNBM3BJ68
or
"WitchyWoman" by the Eagles:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB_UQWNFJfo
I should note that an ad on youtube above the WitchyWoman video is for Hillary. Coincidence? I think not. :)
wow these are all good suggestions. this is going to make deciding the winner very hard.
I can't say "blackface"?
How about "Bitch" by the Rolling Stones.
Alternatively, there is Miles Davis' "Bitches Brew"; but personally I like the simplicity.
And to desi: you mean "The Bitch is Back" by Elton John.
Cheers!
Alternatively, there is Miles Davis' "Bitches Brew"; but personally I like the simplicity.
And to desi: you mean "The Bitch is Back" by Elton John.
Cheers!
Great contest, Skippy. And I love your song suggestions. But I've got to go with Just a Gigolo by David Lee Roth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocB6ZIPDBn4
http://www.lyricsdepot.com/david-lee-roth/just-a-gigolo.html
"I ain't got nobody, nobody,
nobody cares for me
Nobody , nobody
I'm so sad and lonely,
sad and lonely,
sad and lonely,..."
Mad Kane
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocB6ZIPDBn4
http://www.lyricsdepot.com/david-lee-roth/just-a-gigolo.html
"I ain't got nobody, nobody,
nobody cares for me
Nobody , nobody
I'm so sad and lonely,
sad and lonely,
sad and lonely,..."
Mad Kane
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8sNoodIDk
came to mind on more than one level!
lol
came to mind on more than one level!
lol
commented by , 9:30 PM PDT
My first suggestion was I Me Mine by the Beatles.
REM, "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)"
Guns & Roses, "November Rain"
Fine Young Cannibals, "She Drives Me Crazy"
Bon Jovi, "Bad Medicine"
Nine Inch Nails, "Hurt"
Guns & Roses, "November Rain"
Fine Young Cannibals, "She Drives Me Crazy"
Bon Jovi, "Bad Medicine"
Nine Inch Nails, "Hurt"
"What Good Am I?" - Bob Dylan
What good am I if I'm like all the rest,
If I just turned away, when I see how you're dressed,
If I shut myself off so I can't hear you cry,
What good am I?
What good am I if I know and don't do,
If I see and don't say, if I look right through you,
If I turn a deaf ear to the thunderin' sky,
What good am I?
What good am I while you softly weep
And I hear in my head what you say in your sleep,
And I freeze in the moment like the rest who don't try,
What good am I?
What good am I then to others and me
If I've had every chance and yet still fail to see
If my hands tied must I not wonder within
Who tied them and why and where must I have been
What good am I if I say foolish things
And I laugh in the face of what sorrow brings
And I just turn my back while you silently die,
What good am I?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_yjiPBiMFs&mode=related&search=
What good am I if I'm like all the rest,
If I just turned away, when I see how you're dressed,
If I shut myself off so I can't hear you cry,
What good am I?
What good am I if I know and don't do,
If I see and don't say, if I look right through you,
If I turn a deaf ear to the thunderin' sky,
What good am I?
What good am I while you softly weep
And I hear in my head what you say in your sleep,
And I freeze in the moment like the rest who don't try,
What good am I?
What good am I then to others and me
If I've had every chance and yet still fail to see
If my hands tied must I not wonder within
Who tied them and why and where must I have been
What good am I if I say foolish things
And I laugh in the face of what sorrow brings
And I just turn my back while you silently die,
What good am I?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_yjiPBiMFs&mode=related&search=
"Cold as Ice" by Foreigner
"Cold as ice - you know that you are..."
"Ammcan Woman" by the Guess Who
"Stay away from me-ee!...Colored lights can hypnotize, Sparkle someone else's eyes...Now woman!, I said get away-ay!..."
"The Democratic Circus" by the Talking Heads.
"Cold as ice - you know that you are..."
"Ammcan Woman" by the Guess Who
"Stay away from me-ee!...Colored lights can hypnotize, Sparkle someone else's eyes...Now woman!, I said get away-ay!..."
"The Democratic Circus" by the Talking Heads.
commented by , 10:40 PM PDT
Wow. The first comment under the list of suggestions linked above proposes, without any discernible irony, the Beatles' "Imagine." I wish I had thought of it first.
commented by , 10:56 PM PDT
Killer Queen, by Queen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMz-wi50ACU
For Devil with a Blue Dress, try this video -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ks0KswFTgc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMz-wi50ACU
For Devil with a Blue Dress, try this video -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ks0KswFTgc
commented by , 11:23 PM PDT
I vote for Rollins Band 'Liar'
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_vgQalXaIxs
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_vgQalXaIxs
Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7sOyYRoSXZc
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7sOyYRoSXZc
commented by , 11:49 PM PDT
:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwBirf4BWew
"I'm not some Tammy Wynette standing by my man."
--HRC 1992
Sometimes its hard to be a woman
Giving all your love to just one man
You'll have bad times
And he'll have good times
Doing things that you don't understand
But if you love him you'll forgive him
Even though he's hard to understand
And if you love him
Oh be proud of him
'Cause after all he's just a man
Stand by your man
Give him two arms to cling to
And something warm to come to
When nights are cold and lonely
Stand by your man
And tell the world you love him
Keep giving all the love you can
Stand by your man
Stand by your man
And show the world you love him
Keep giving all the love you can
Stand by your man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwBirf4BWew
"I'm not some Tammy Wynette standing by my man."
--HRC 1992
Sometimes its hard to be a woman
Giving all your love to just one man
You'll have bad times
And he'll have good times
Doing things that you don't understand
But if you love him you'll forgive him
Even though he's hard to understand
And if you love him
Oh be proud of him
'Cause after all he's just a man
Stand by your man
Give him two arms to cling to
And something warm to come to
When nights are cold and lonely
Stand by your man
And tell the world you love him
Keep giving all the love you can
Stand by your man
Stand by your man
And show the world you love him
Keep giving all the love you can
Stand by your man
commented by , 11:50 PM PDT
A Woman's Touch
http://www.pcdon.com/-DorisDay-AWomansTouch.wav
http://www.pcdon.com/-DorisDay-AWomansTouch.wav
commented by , 11:54 PM PDT
Nah Tim, we have to reserve "Liar" for whoever wins the Repugnican nomination. I'm still puzzling over the various nominees, all of which are better than anything I could come up with myself..
Here were the suggestions that *I* left for 'Team Hillary'...Perhaps they'll pick one...
Hmm. Some write in suggestions...
"The B!tch is Back" by Elton John. (Please forgive the implied obscenity - it IS in the title)
"All Your Base Are Belong To Us" (Video Game Theme Song)
The Empire Theme from Star Wars
Taxman by the Beatles
Armageddon Days (Are Here Again) by The The
Jaws Theme Song
Halloween Theme Song
The Fool on the Hill - The Beatles
You've Got To Pick A Pocket Or Two - Oliver! Soundtrack
Bad Day - Daniel Powter
Kissing Willie - Jethro Tull
Born To Run - Bruce Springsteen
1985 - Bowling for Soup
Orion
Hmm. Some write in suggestions...
"The B!tch is Back" by Elton John. (Please forgive the implied obscenity - it IS in the title)
"All Your Base Are Belong To Us" (Video Game Theme Song)
The Empire Theme from Star Wars
Taxman by the Beatles
Armageddon Days (Are Here Again) by The The
Jaws Theme Song
Halloween Theme Song
The Fool on the Hill - The Beatles
You've Got To Pick A Pocket Or Two - Oliver! Soundtrack
Bad Day - Daniel Powter
Kissing Willie - Jethro Tull
Born To Run - Bruce Springsteen
1985 - Bowling for Soup
Orion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21O-DIHZs4s
Donovan - Season Of The Witch Lyrics
When I look out my window,
Many sights to see.
And when I look in my window,
So many different people to be
That it's strange, so strange.
You've got to pick up every stitch,
You've got to pick up every stitch,
You've got to pick up every stitch,
Mm, must be the season of the witch,
Must be the season of the witch, yeah,
Must be the season of the witch.
When I look over my shoulder,
What do you think I see ?
Some other cat looking over
His shoulder at me
And he's strange, sure he's strange.
You've got to pick up every stitch,
You've got to pick up every stitch,
Beatniks are out to make it rich,
Oh no, must be the season of the witch,
Must be the season of the witch, yeah,
Must be the season of the witch.
You've got to pick up every stitch,
The rabbits running in the ditch,
Beatniks are out to make it rich,
Oh no, must be the season of the witch,
Must be the season of the witch,
Must be the season of the witch.
When I look.
When I look out my window,
What do you think I see ?
And when I look in my window,
So many different people to be
It's strange, sure it's strange.
You've got to pick up every stitch,
You've got to pick up every stitch,
The rabbits running in the ditch,
Oh no, must be the season of the witch,
Must be the season of the witch, yeah,
Must be the season of the witch.
When I look, when I look
Donovan - Season Of The Witch Lyrics
When I look out my window,
Many sights to see.
And when I look in my window,
So many different people to be
That it's strange, so strange.
You've got to pick up every stitch,
You've got to pick up every stitch,
You've got to pick up every stitch,
Mm, must be the season of the witch,
Must be the season of the witch, yeah,
Must be the season of the witch.
When I look over my shoulder,
What do you think I see ?
Some other cat looking over
His shoulder at me
And he's strange, sure he's strange.
You've got to pick up every stitch,
You've got to pick up every stitch,
Beatniks are out to make it rich,
Oh no, must be the season of the witch,
Must be the season of the witch, yeah,
Must be the season of the witch.
You've got to pick up every stitch,
The rabbits running in the ditch,
Beatniks are out to make it rich,
Oh no, must be the season of the witch,
Must be the season of the witch,
Must be the season of the witch.
When I look.
When I look out my window,
What do you think I see ?
And when I look in my window,
So many different people to be
It's strange, sure it's strange.
You've got to pick up every stitch,
You've got to pick up every stitch,
The rabbits running in the ditch,
Oh no, must be the season of the witch,
Must be the season of the witch, yeah,
Must be the season of the witch.
When I look, when I look
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commented by , 1:04 AM PDT
Stinky,
Stinky Rodham,
Queen of the Beltway whores...
Born in a little town in Illinois,
She stunk up her pussy with a low bred boy,
Screwed her way to the Rose Law Firm,
Sucked Vincent Foster,
And swallowed his sperm.
Stinky
Stinky Rodham
Queen of the Beltway whores
Stinky Rodham,
Queen of the Beltway whores...
Born in a little town in Illinois,
She stunk up her pussy with a low bred boy,
Screwed her way to the Rose Law Firm,
Sucked Vincent Foster,
And swallowed his sperm.
Stinky
Stinky Rodham
Queen of the Beltway whores
commented by , 1:47 AM PDT
- My Girl, Bill
- Leader of the Pack
- Jimmy Durante: Yes, We Have No Bananas
- Variation of an old tune: Don't Mess With Hill (Bill)
- Leader of the Pack
- Jimmy Durante: Yes, We Have No Bananas
- Variation of an old tune: Don't Mess With Hill (Bill)
commented by , 3:37 AM PDT
The Mighty Mouse Theme -- "Here I come to save the day!"
Is "The Internationale" still available? Or how about... "Sojuz nerushimii, respublik svobodnikh...", the former Soviet national anthem?
commented by , 4:11 AM PDT
"Yor're so Vain" by Carly Simon
The theme from the old TV show THE PRISONER. Because it takes The Village . . . .
commented by , 5:36 AM PDT
Skippy, since you aren't on their blogroll, you honestly think that place is going to give a damn what we say here?
Hell, we could call Kos a baby-eating dogfucker, and nothing would happen!
OK, so now, my choice of song, keeping in mind that I actually *like* Hillary...maybe it's that I've got a daughter of a certain age that I know this song, but no one else does...
Meredith Brooks - "Bitch"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fk58p1jeCCA
I hate the world today
You're so good to me
I know but I can't change
Tried to tell you
But you look at me like maybe
I'm an angel underneath
Innocent and sweet
Yesterday I cried
Must have been relieved to see
The softer side
I can understand how you'd be so confused
I don't envy you
I'm a little bit of everything
All rolled into one
Chorus:
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way
So take me as I am
This may mean
You'll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that
When I start to make you nervous
And I'm going to extremes
Tomorrow I will change
And today won't mean a thing
Chorus
Just when you think, you got me figured out
The season's already changing
I think it's cool, you do what you do
And don't try to save me
Chorus
I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
When you hurt, when you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
I've been numb, I'm revived
Can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it any other way
Hell, we could call Kos a baby-eating dogfucker, and nothing would happen!
OK, so now, my choice of song, keeping in mind that I actually *like* Hillary...maybe it's that I've got a daughter of a certain age that I know this song, but no one else does...
Meredith Brooks - "Bitch"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fk58p1jeCCA
I hate the world today
You're so good to me
I know but I can't change
Tried to tell you
But you look at me like maybe
I'm an angel underneath
Innocent and sweet
Yesterday I cried
Must have been relieved to see
The softer side
I can understand how you'd be so confused
I don't envy you
I'm a little bit of everything
All rolled into one
Chorus:
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way
So take me as I am
This may mean
You'll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that
When I start to make you nervous
And I'm going to extremes
Tomorrow I will change
And today won't mean a thing
Chorus
Just when you think, you got me figured out
The season's already changing
I think it's cool, you do what you do
And don't try to save me
Chorus
I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
When you hurt, when you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
I've been numb, I'm revived
Can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it any other way
Yesterday
It's got to be The Monkees' Auntie Grizelda.
I vote fro Bitch by Meridith Brooks.
Just kidding... is this supposed to be democracy in action or??
Just kidding... is this supposed to be democracy in action or??
10 cents a dance
I got yer theme song:
Weve taken care of everything
The words you hear, the songs you sing
The pictures that give pleasure to your eyes
Its one for all, all for one
We work together, common sons
Never need to wonder how or why
We are the priests
Of the temples of syrinx
Our great computers
Fill the hollowed halls
We are the priests
Of the temples of syrinx
All the gifts of life
Are held within our walls
Look around this world we made
Equality our stock in trade
Come and join the brotherhood of man
Oh what a wide contented world
Let the banners be unfurled
Hold the red star proudly high in hand
We are the priests
Of the temples of syrinx
Our great computers
Fill the hollowed halls
We are the priests
Of the temples of syrinx
All the gifts of life
Are held within our walls
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/r/rush/the+temples+of+syrinx_20120042.html
Weve taken care of everything
The words you hear, the songs you sing
The pictures that give pleasure to your eyes
Its one for all, all for one
We work together, common sons
Never need to wonder how or why
We are the priests
Of the temples of syrinx
Our great computers
Fill the hollowed halls
We are the priests
Of the temples of syrinx
All the gifts of life
Are held within our walls
Look around this world we made
Equality our stock in trade
Come and join the brotherhood of man
Oh what a wide contented world
Let the banners be unfurled
Hold the red star proudly high in hand
We are the priests
Of the temples of syrinx
Our great computers
Fill the hollowed halls
We are the priests
Of the temples of syrinx
All the gifts of life
Are held within our walls
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/r/rush/the+temples+of+syrinx_20120042.html
Actually, I have been voting over there - on a Clockwork Orange aversion-therapy theory. The more times they play it, the more annoying it gets, and the greater the negative association. The SmashMouth remake of “I’m a Believer” for instance.
commented by , 8:09 AM PDT
The New World or Must Not Think Bad Thoughts by X, Burning Down the House or PsychoKiller by The Talking Heads, Bette Davis Eyes by Kim Carnes, Shut Up by Madness, or maybe Sister Madly by Crowded House:
Now you're heading down to get someone
Should've done what he had to do years ago
The position is coming through
All the people that you're standing on
All the people that you're standing on
Now you're heading down to be someone
Someone that you've seen in a magazine
Your premonition is coming true
Oh baby you're not so green
No baby you're not so green
No baby you're nutso
Sister madly waking up the dead
You're systematically stepping on my head
Now you're heading down to find something
Something that you buried in your backyard
The position is coming through
From all the dirt that you're digging up
From all the dirt that you're digging up
Now you're heading down to be somewhere
Somewhere you imagined in your wildest dream
The opposition is coming through
From all the people that you're standing on
From all the people that you're standing on
Now you'd better take a firm hand
Sister madly waking up the dead
You're systematically stepping on my head
Now you're heading down to get someone
Someone that you should've had years ago
The position is coming through
All the people that you're standing on
All the people that you're standing on
You're hard to get a hand on
Sister madly waking up the dead
Systematically stepping on my head
Now you're heading down to get someone
Should've done what he had to do years ago
The position is coming through
All the people that you're standing on
All the people that you're standing on
Now you're heading down to be someone
Someone that you've seen in a magazine
Your premonition is coming true
Oh baby you're not so green
No baby you're not so green
No baby you're nutso
Sister madly waking up the dead
You're systematically stepping on my head
Now you're heading down to find something
Something that you buried in your backyard
The position is coming through
From all the dirt that you're digging up
From all the dirt that you're digging up
Now you're heading down to be somewhere
Somewhere you imagined in your wildest dream
The opposition is coming through
From all the people that you're standing on
From all the people that you're standing on
Now you'd better take a firm hand
Sister madly waking up the dead
You're systematically stepping on my head
Now you're heading down to get someone
Someone that you should've had years ago
The position is coming through
All the people that you're standing on
All the people that you're standing on
You're hard to get a hand on
Sister madly waking up the dead
Systematically stepping on my head
Rush Limbaugh had a couiple of good Hillary songs a while back.
One, to the tune of "Try to Remember", went:
"I don't remember.
My brain's in the blender.
It's jello (jello, jello, jello)"
And who can forget (to the tune "I am Woman":
"I am Hillary, hear me roar!
I'm more powerful than Algore..."
One, to the tune of "Try to Remember", went:
"I don't remember.
My brain's in the blender.
It's jello (jello, jello, jello)"
And who can forget (to the tune "I am Woman":
"I am Hillary, hear me roar!
I'm more powerful than Algore..."
when, did we become white trash? [fred eaglesmith and the flying squirrels][note the comma]
[this bad punctuation thing is hard - I had to edit eight words...
[this bad punctuation thing is hard - I had to edit eight words...
i like the meredith brooks suggestion...
Blue Oyster Cult -- "Veteran of the Psychic Wars"
BLUE OYSTER CULT lyrics - "Veteran Of The Psychic Wars"
www.OldieLyrics.com
You see me now a veteran of a thousand psychic wars
I've been living on the edge so long, where the winds of limbo roar
And I'm young enough to look at, and far too old to see
All the scars are on the inside
I'm not sure that there's anything left of me
Don't let these shakes go on, it's time we had a break from it
It's time we had some leave
We've been living in the flames
We've been eating up our brains
Oh please, don't let these shakes go on.
You ask me why I'm weary, why I can't speak to you
You blame me for my silence, say it's time I changed and grew
But the war's still going on, dear, and there's nowhen that I know
And I can't stand forever
I can't say if we're ever gonna be free
Don't let these shakes go on, it's time we had a break from it
It's time we had some leave
We've been living in the flames
We've been eating up our brains
Oh please, don't let these shakes go on.
You see me now a veteran of a thousand psychic wars
My energy is spent at last, and my armor is destroyed
I have used up all my weapons, and I'm helpless and bereaved
Wounds are all I'm made of
Did I hear you say that this is victory?
Don't let these shakes go on, it's time we had a break from it
Send me to the rear
Where the tides of madness swell
And men sliding into hell
Oh please, don't let these shakes go on.
BLUE OYSTER CULT lyrics - "Veteran Of The Psychic Wars"
www.OldieLyrics.com
You see me now a veteran of a thousand psychic wars
I've been living on the edge so long, where the winds of limbo roar
And I'm young enough to look at, and far too old to see
All the scars are on the inside
I'm not sure that there's anything left of me
Don't let these shakes go on, it's time we had a break from it
It's time we had some leave
We've been living in the flames
We've been eating up our brains
Oh please, don't let these shakes go on.
You ask me why I'm weary, why I can't speak to you
You blame me for my silence, say it's time I changed and grew
But the war's still going on, dear, and there's nowhen that I know
And I can't stand forever
I can't say if we're ever gonna be free
Don't let these shakes go on, it's time we had a break from it
It's time we had some leave
We've been living in the flames
We've been eating up our brains
Oh please, don't let these shakes go on.
You see me now a veteran of a thousand psychic wars
My energy is spent at last, and my armor is destroyed
I have used up all my weapons, and I'm helpless and bereaved
Wounds are all I'm made of
Did I hear you say that this is victory?
Don't let these shakes go on, it's time we had a break from it
Send me to the rear
Where the tides of madness swell
And men sliding into hell
Oh please, don't let these shakes go on.
commented by , 10:19 AM PDT
Pardon me, but I think my irony may be showing.
"Your Mama Won't Like Me": Suzi Quatro
Or maybe "The Wild One". Though one hopes that Hillary eschews the tight leather pants.
"Your Mama Won't Like Me": Suzi Quatro
Or maybe "The Wild One". Though one hopes that Hillary eschews the tight leather pants.
Money -- the Flying Lizards version
Crazy - Barenaked Ladies
Chorus:
My lights are on but nobody's home
My elevator doesn't go to the top
I'm not playing with a full deck
I've lost my marbles
Chorus:
My lights are on but nobody's home
My elevator doesn't go to the top
I'm not playing with a full deck
I've lost my marbles
I'm just going to headge my bets, Skip...
Comfortably Numb, by Floyd
Hello?
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone at home?
Come on, now,
I hear you're feeling down.
Well I can ease your pain
Get you on your feet again.
Relax.
I'll need some information first.
Just the basic facts.
Can you show me where it hurts?
There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship, smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying.
When I was a child I had a fever
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I've got that feeling once again
I can't explain you would not understand
This is not how I am.
I have become comfortably numb.
O.K.
Just a little pinprick.
There'll be no more aaaaaaaaah!
But you may feel a little sick.
Can you stand up?
I do believe it's working, good.
That'll keep you going through the show
Come on it's time to go.
There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship, smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying.
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown,
The dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb.
Comfortably Numb, by Floyd
Hello?
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone at home?
Come on, now,
I hear you're feeling down.
Well I can ease your pain
Get you on your feet again.
Relax.
I'll need some information first.
Just the basic facts.
Can you show me where it hurts?
There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship, smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying.
When I was a child I had a fever
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I've got that feeling once again
I can't explain you would not understand
This is not how I am.
I have become comfortably numb.
O.K.
Just a little pinprick.
There'll be no more aaaaaaaaah!
But you may feel a little sick.
Can you stand up?
I do believe it's working, good.
That'll keep you going through the show
Come on it's time to go.
There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship, smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying.
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown,
The dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb.
Hmm. I guess they didn't like my suggestions. They didn't post my comment at all.
Lovely censorship there. Very typically Hillary and the Democrats.
Orion
Lovely censorship there. Very typically Hillary and the Democrats.
Orion
"You Don't Wanna Fuck Wit Me" by Ol' Dirty Bastard.
Or maybe that should be Giuliani's song.
Or maybe that should be Giuliani's song.
I have to change my vote - It came to me while I was doing the floors with the iPod on shuffle...
Alice Cooper. Elected.
Alice Cooper. Elected.
"A Reason to Believe"
How about these for a switch.
OK Go - Here It Goes Again?
The Sounds - Dance With Me in a special Hamtaro edition?
They Might Be Giants - Don't Lets Start? (God, do I wish she hasn't started...)
Cliff Friend and Dave Franklin - The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down?
Yeah. Running out of ideas here.
OK Go - Here It Goes Again?
The Sounds - Dance With Me in a special Hamtaro edition?
They Might Be Giants - Don't Lets Start? (God, do I wish she hasn't started...)
Cliff Friend and Dave Franklin - The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down?
Yeah. Running out of ideas here.
Ha Ha woman what you gonna do,
You destroyed all the virtues that the Lord gave you,
It's so good that you're feeling pain,
But you better get yourself on board the very next train.
EEEEVIL WOMAN.....
You destroyed all the virtues that the Lord gave you,
It's so good that you're feeling pain,
But you better get yourself on board the very next train.
EEEEVIL WOMAN.....
commented by , 9:41 PM PDT
Only 1 song can be Hillary's theme song. Elton John's "The Bitch is Back"!
commented by , 2:24 PM PDT
I think that Peggy Lee's song,"Is That All There Is?", would fit Hillary's campaign perfectly.
commented by , 6:58 AM PDT
La Bombo
commented by , 6:43 PM PDT
"everybody wants to rule the world" tears for fears
oh please al gore, oh please al gore, oh please al gore and so on and so forth.
oh please al gore, oh please al gore, oh please al gore and so on and so forth.
commented by , 8:16 PM PDT
yay misogyny! go team left! you're what the feminists are talking about when they bash Liberal Dudes, you know. what will rush limbaugh do if all-y'all kick the shit out of democrats based on their chromosomes for him?
they have neither bitch nor witch in the title, but i like:
1. "energy" by the apples in stereo.
2. "don't give up" by the noisettes.
3. "always love" by nada surf.
since america isn't particularly indie-fied, i voted for "rock this country." i didn't like the mooshy love songs.
they have neither bitch nor witch in the title, but i like:
1. "energy" by the apples in stereo.
2. "don't give up" by the noisettes.
3. "always love" by nada surf.
since america isn't particularly indie-fied, i voted for "rock this country." i didn't like the mooshy love songs.
commented by , 8:56 PM PDT
Natural woman
Polythene Pam, by the Beatles
Well you should see Polythene Pam
She's so good-looking but she looks like a man
Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
Yes you should see Polythene Pam.
Yeah yeah yeah
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World"
Yes you could say she was attractively built.
Yeah yeah yeah.
Well you should see Polythene Pam
She's so good-looking but she looks like a man
Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
Yes you should see Polythene Pam.
Yeah yeah yeah
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World"
Yes you could say she was attractively built.
Yeah yeah yeah.
commented by , 11:50 PM PDT
She Works Hard For the Money
commented by , 11:58 PM PDT
Definitely Henry Rollins' "Liar"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxrd_jZJxkg&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxrd_jZJxkg&feature=related
commented by , 11:12 PM PST













I don't want ANYTHING to do with Hillary now. I don't even want to see her name, let alone type it...and Buddha help it....listen to songs about her.
YUCK. I feel I need a shower after having jack booted Yellow Democrat thugs after me.
Take it away, skippy. I'm sure they'll find their way over here...again...to diss you about "trashing" their soon to be President.