s skippy the bush kangaroo: if he were single and we were straight

skippy the bush kangaroo



Friday, February 09, 2007

if he were single and we were straight

we'd marry rep. gary ackerman, d-ny, for saying the following:

for some reason, the military seems more afraid of gay people than they are against terrorists, because they’re very brave with the terrorists. i mean, if the terrorists ever got a hold of this information, they’d get a platoon of lesbians to chase us out of baghdad.
(ht: agonist , who sent us to think progress - which has the video, and which assures us that the carpetbagger has more).

nice framing congressmen ackerman. everyone write it down:

those faggy republican dod fucks who are so afraid of gay arabists that they 'll let american soldiers risk death and injury and american citizens risk unknown threats to the homeland, would get chased out of baghdad by a platoon of lesbians.


alas, we're as queer as a three dollar bill and his campaign bio gives ever indication of heterosexuality. maybe next lifetime.
posted by Pudentilla at 6:18 AM |

2 Comments:

It's that Queens esprit de snark coming through. In the best possible way.

Or just about. In actual terms, I think the troops themselves have pretty well no problems with the sexuality of their comrades, no more so than in the general population: so the platoon of lesbians would hold no terrors for them, but only for the DOD.
commented by Anonymous TheaLogie, 8:44 AM PST  
Not even the DoD. The good congressman might put his money where his mouth is by changing the laws so DoD could do what you want, eh?
commented by Blogger Chap, 6:26 PM PST  

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