skippy the bush kangaroo

Friday, June 16, 2006

summa cum laude...or in jack burkman's updated resume

"some wanna cum loud."

from the roetzel & andress website (with suggested updates...)

mr. burkman focuses his practice on lobbying, political strategy and media "relations." (we hear his positions are generally conservative and stated in his "missionary" statements.) he has "handled" complex lobbying and "communications problems" (oopsie...) for corporations and trade associations "of all sizes." (apparently he prefers large) mr. burkman has experience "lobbying" (a.k.a. soliciting) on capitol hill, is a former fox news analyst, and a regular contributor on msnbc, cnbc, cnn and still thinks he's one "foxy family values man."

accomplishments
  • secured hotel room for two out of town hotties
  • secured homeland security contracts for "clients"
education
  • myspace.com for dummies
  • 1992 j.d. / m.s.f.s., georgetown university, law center
  • 1988 b.a., university of pittsburgh
    • summa cum laude

"holy crap, this guy's like, important or something, and propositioning young girls to f*** him!" - myspace.com
from the blog that won't link to skippy but we still occassionally hop on over there anyway.

see and hear more from jack over at crooks and liars.
posted by Cookie Jill at 10:45 PM |

1 Comments:

don't you just love the Gods of Hypocrisy and Come-uppance? Makes me want to bust out a whole case of BWAHAHAHAHAs!

By the way - thanks for the pic - I stole it and thanked you for it on both blogs.
commented by Blogger --Blue Girl, 8:29 PM PDT  

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