skippy the bush kangaroo: boy, do i feel sorry for the washpost...

Sunday, April 16, 2006

boy, do i feel sorry for the washpost...

i just got around to reading its take on maryscott o'connor. the washpost definitely knows which side its bread is buttered on, i'll grant it that. it did a splendid job of portraying maryscott as a raccoon in the terminal stages of rabies. transforming her into the equivalent of a rabid animal was so easy, in fact, that the washpost had time to dump on other left-leaning bloggers like the rude pundit and the smirking chimp for good measure -- my, but the courage it displays while being on the side of those in power is breathtaking!

because, you know, we on the left side of the aisle are just too angry, hateful, vicious, and easily manipulated for our own good. we're angry because we like being angry and we're hateful because hate is fun! -- it's not like awol & co. have done anything to torque us off. and sweet jesus, are we vicious -- unlike the faux christians who went to the theater to see the passion of the christ, had their inner sadists come in their briefs, purchased a gallon of vanilla ice cream on their way home, and fell asleep freezing their brains while watching reruns of cops. and we're soooo gullible -- everyone knows that saddam ordered the 9/11 attacks, that he could have nuked every wal-mart in america in 0.000001 seconds if he wanted to, that michael moore is a top al-qaida lieutennant, that satanism is every idea that doesn't completely conform to intelligent design, that donald rumsfeld is the best thing to happen to the pentagon since man discovered fire, that willful stupidity is the noblest of christian virtues, that saying that awol & co. tortures anyone is a form of blasphemy that warrants torture, and that liberals and progressives ought to be thankful that they're allowed to breathe.

actually, the wingnuts ought to be thankful that we liberals and progressives are still breathing. if it wasn't for us, they'd have nothing to whine about. we're the only thing that separates them from... well, them. ain't that a bitch?

posted by Jim Yeager at 6:48 AM |