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skippy the bush kangaroo

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

heh heh heh...

the top ten reasons why beer is better than jesus:

number ten: no one will kill you for not drinking beer;

number nine: beer doesn't tell you how to have sex;

number eight: beer has never caused a major war;

number seven: they don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves;

number six: when you have a beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away;

number five: nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of beer;

number four: you don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second beer;

number three: there are laws saying beer labels can't lie to you;

number two: you can prove you have a beer;

and the number one reason why beer is better than jesus: if you've devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.

i think i'll have a beer or several now -- carry on...
posted by Jim Yeager at 7:05 AM |


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