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skippy the bush kangaroo

Monday, March 21, 2005

the real deal

i have decided to weigh in on the most important issue facing this country today: steroid use among professional athletes.

i am sick and tired of all those professional athletes, men and women alike, who will not take steroids. anyone being paid upwards of several hundred thousand dollars per year (and many are being paid more than that) to play professional sports owes it to the american sports consumer to give the best performance possible, and that means taking performance enhancing drugs. these nancy boys and women who refuse to take steroids because they are afraid of getting brain tumors and other diseases are just selfish and they are cheating all of us out of the performances we deserve to see.

therefore, i propose a new slogan to get these selfish cheaters of the public off their duffs and into the mexican pharmacy: steroids: make 'em take 'em.
posted by DBK at 10:30 AM |


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