skippy the bush kangaroo

Wednesday, March 31, 2004

say hello

to mr. brendan's big blog.
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i'll have a decaf latte venti, and donald rumsfeld's phone number, please

thanks to jj of cookies in heaven, we find this washpost story about the administration flunky who accidentally left his notes and phone log from his office at the defense department on a table at a dc starbucks:

did you hear the one about the guy at starbucks? no? okay. a guy walks into the starbucks at connecticut avenue and r street nw on sunday to get his favorite latte, and sits down at a table.

on the table, he spots four pieces of paper. one is stationery with the heading "office of the secretary of defense," and right under that "the special assistant."

it has a penciled map of directions from the pentagon to defense secretary donald h. rumsfeld's house in northwest washington. another sheet says, "eric's telephone log." someone has written "conf. call" at the top and some notes, some in partial shorthand, on one side. these apparently were taken by eric…

our good citizen, no dummy he, concluded these were significant papers and should be turned over to the appropriate people. so that would be the pentagon or the white house?

oh, no. he turned them over to none other than that most left-leaning think tank, center for american progress, headed by none other than former clinton chief of staff john d. podesta.
you can download these papers for your own perusal at cap's website.
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air america awol for three hours in los angeles - a skippy rant

we pretty much ran all over blogtopia (y!wctp!) this morning announcing that air america radio was not airing in los angeles at 9 am real time, which would have been simultaneous (what we in the media call "live") with the 12 noon airing on the east coast.

as two spanish dj's introducing "funky town" and "hotel california" graced our los angeles radio at 1580 am, we listened to the live feed coming out of san francisco's kabl. our opinion of al's debut comes a bit later.

however, later in the day, we tuned the radio into the los angeles affiliate kbla at shortly after 12:30 pm. and what did we hear? a taped delay of the o'franken factor, pretty much the exact same thing we heard a few hours earlier.

now, this is troubling. los angeles has got to be the second biggest market in the air america radio network, yet the shows are coming to us three hours after the fact. we don't need to point out that this is going to be very bad for any radio call-in listener interactive format that they would want to promote.

we don't know who is in charge of scheduling, but we can assure you that if we can't get to an internet connection to hear air america radio live, we probably won't be tuning in. the three hour tape delay, along with kbla's poor signal that we can barely pick up on our boom box, makes it hardly worth our while. it makes no sense how san francisco, in the same time zone as los angeles, can carry the feed live, but the los angeles radio cannot. it made us want to listen to "hotel california" in spanish.

now, as to the show: let's be frank(en). his co-host katherine lanpher is definately solid, a great radio presence, and she was able to be simultaneously a straight (wo)man, an interviewer, an anti-dote to dead air, and audience at the same time. we don't have the specifics in front of us, but we understand she has worked on the radio for many years. it's obvious, and franken did good by getting her on his show.

al, on the other hand, is a bit of a problem. rather rambling, not too focused, and not really sharp. if you think about the times on television when franken has been brilliant, it was usually when dave letterman or howard stern could be his straightman/co-hort in humor. al hasn't really honed his radio personality yet, where pace is one of the three main things a show needs on radio, and we don't remember what the other two are.

he had great guests: bob kerrey, currently on the 911 commission, and michael moore. and he had calls of good wishes from rightists ben stein and g. gordon liddy, who both showed a graciousness and courtesy for their competition (al) that made us long for the days when repubbbs were adults. plus a fine segment from wally ballou of bob and ray, interviewing robert smigel as a foreigner. however, a dead-on sounding imitator of annthrax coulter was pretty wasted with a joke that we not only saw coming a mile away, it phoned in from the airport for a ride home.

however, we are, as readers of this space know, huge fans of randi rhodes, and her show, which follows franken's, is what liberal radio is all about. she is erudite, focused, ready to get ideas out (al needs either lots of time to get a point across, or else a script ) and passionate. she railed on guest ralph nader, who hung up on her. we think she probably just expressed the feelings that a lot of lefty's have.

we are willing to give air america radio time to find it's way. we are looking forward to janeane garafalo's show tonight, with kos, atrios and julia. but if there's a three hour tape delay, we are not really excited about it. if we can't call in and remind america that we coined the phrase blogtopia, what good is it?


cross-posted on the american street and our daily kos diary.
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sliding poll numbers not awol for awol

instead of obsessing over the day to day fluctuations of kerry v. awol, we take reader bruce webb's lead and just look at radiofreemonkey's awol approval ratings for his entire three years in office thus far.
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violence still not awol in iraq; 9 killed, bodies mutilated

in one of the worst days of violence since we won the war, 9 americans (five soldiers and four contractors) were killed in separate incidents today in iraq, says the voa news:

crowds of iraqis demonstrate in fallujah after the bodies of several foreign contractors were burned beyond recognition. this, after their vehicles were attacked and burned in the town, which has been a stronghold of opposition to the u.s.-led military occupation. at least two burned corpses were later seen hanging from a nearby bridge…

further north, five american soldiers were killed when a roadside bomb exploded near their armored personnel carrier. in washington, a white house spokesman called the attacks a horrible attempt to intimidate efforts to restore order to iraq, but vowed those attempts will not succeed.

the violence came just two days after a united nations official warned the ongoing violence risks jeopardizing iraqi elections which are supposed to take place by early next year.
the australian gives us the details on the attack in fallujah, which are particularly gory:

furious iraqis hacked up the charred bodies of two people, believed to be foreign civilians, and hung the remains from a bridge after their car was ambushed wednesday, saying fallujah would be the "cemetery" of us-led occupation forces.

"down with the occupation, down with america," they shouted as they hurled rocks at the bodies, one of them headless, that dangled from the bridge over the euphrates river, an afp correspondent witnessed.

the bodies were then taken down and placed on the ground for people to kick them and slash with knives.

young men also strung a severed hand and a leg on an electricity pole on the main street of fallujah, west of baghdad, where the attack took place early wednesday.

four policemen in a car who were near the bridge at the time were seen leaving the scene without intervening.
posted by skippy at 11:08 AM | 0 comments
air america awol from los angeles

we have no official confirmation as to why this is (not) happening, but the much-touted air america radio network is a no-show in the los angeles area.

as of 9:20 am, station kbla 1580 am, is still playing spanish language programming. unless al franken is bi-lingual, there is a serious glitch in this network.

luckily we can still hear air america radio on the live feed internet here.

update: thanks to riba rambles, here is a listing of the live streaming audio for each individual affiliate for air america radio. we listened to former senator bob kerrey, of the 911 commission, as al franken's first guest on the live stream of kabl 960 in portland!
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political animal not awol with corroboration for clarke

the blogger formerly known as calpundit (yes! we coined that phrase, too!) has a whole list of other people who agree with richard clarke's assesment of awol's disinterest in al qaeda before it became a re-election tool (including the administration's own memo).
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Tuesday, March 30, 2004

polls about awol may lead you awol from ultimate result

worried about those recent stories showing awol's numbers climbing in certain polls? don't be.

swopa, writing on needlenose, quotes a ron brownstein story from the latimes which points out the obvious: awol is stil hovering at about 50%, which, for an incumbent, is certain death (ok, we're paraphrasing):

in every reelection attempt by a president since the gallup organization inc. developed modern polling techniques, the incumbent's job approval rating — a crystallization of americans' attitudes about the country's direction — has been perhaps the single most important variable in the outcome.
since the mid-1950s, every incumbent with an approval rating comfortably above 50% in the election year has easily won a second term: dwight d. eisenhower in 1956, lyndon b. johnson in 1964, richard m. nixon in 1972, reagan in 1984 and clinton in 1996.

those races also showed remarkable stability, with the incumbent moving out to a lead early in gallup polls and generally maintaining it.

more volatility was evident in the reelection campaigns of gerald ford in 1976, carter in 1980 and george h.w. bush in 1992, all of whom lost. approval ratings for each fell below 50% in the months before the elections. and polling found voters ricocheting between their qualms about the challenger and dissatisfaction with the incumbent.
[ed. note: emphasis swopa's]

as we have often maintained, even with the national media on his side, virtually unlimited funds, a cadre of thugs with a penchant for silencing dissenters, and the flag wrapped firmly around his a**, awol can still only manage 50% or so.

think of where he'd be with a level playing field.

he's toast.
posted by skippy at 4:19 PM | 0 comments
rice and white house make skippy's new poll awol to relevancy

now, we're not saying we had anything to do with it, but...

the day after we set up a new poll asking if condoleeza rice should testify before the 911 commission, the white house does the one flip flop we like to hear, and announces that dr. rice (and her uncle ben) will indeed testify publicly, and under oath, too!

however, there is a condition (and we're not talking about awol's skin blotches): the
atjoucon
tells us:

the decision was conditioned on the bush administration receiving assurances in writing from the commission that such a step does not set a precedent and that the commission does not request "additional public testimony from any white house official, including dr. rice,'' white house counsel alberto gonzales said in a letter to the panel.


well, one hand, they apparently don't have a dictionary handy, because once you do something the first time, that's the very definition of "precedent."

on the other hand, this administration is never one to worry about precedents.
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liberal thought no longer awol on the radio

if you're reading our blog, we're sure you're aware that the new liberal radio network air america radio will debut on your airwaves tomorrow at noon eastern, nine am real time, with the ready-for-lawsuit-time players starring al franken in the o'franken factor.

our good buddy julia of sysiphus shrugged has informed us that she will be a sooner-than-later guest on janeane garafalo's show, the majority report, as well as our other favorites kos, atrios and bill scher of liberal oasis.

julia also posted the entire schedule of air america radio on her blog as well as the american street, along with the list of which stations in which cities will be carrying the shows. but if you're stuck deep in the heart of a red state, don't despair! you can hear the fun on xm satellite radio, or on the live feed on their website (although as of this writing, we couldn't find where on the website that would be possible).

we are, of course, looking forward to hearing franken, garafalo, the lovely lizz winstead (originator of the daily show) and chuck d. but we are especially thrilled that air america scored the tenacious and erudite randi rhodes (whom we have been championing to get her own national program since we began blogging).

randi is a pro at radio talk, and unlike a drug addict we could name, actually takes calls from the opposition to debate with them (and she actually destroys them by arguing their points, not by hitting the mute button).

be sure to tune in! here in los angeles we'll be listening to kbla - 1580 am, and in new york it's wlib - 1190 am.

this ain't no game of paintball.

update: as of 9:13 am in los angeles, kbla is still playing spanish programming. no franken, unless he's bilingual.
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house of saud finds an oasis

a liberal oasis, that is! bill scher, editor of the lo, interviews craig unger (felix's nephew), author of "house of bush, house of saud." an excerpt:

never before in history has a president of the united states -- and i’m really referring to both president bushes -- has had such a close relationship with another foreign power.

never have they had personal and financial relationships and their public policies so deeply tied to another foreign power.
and the saudis, of course, are not a western democracy. it’s an islamic theocracy. and they’ve played a huge role in the development of terror.

so, i think there’s a piece of logic that has been missing from the american conversation about this…i think a strong case can be made that without the saudis, there is no 9/11.

it’s not just that 15 out of 19 hijackers were saudi. the infrastructure of al qaeda, it’s funding, was developed in many ways by saudis.

that raises the question of: if you’re in bed with the saudis, how can you fight a real war on terrorism?
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judge withdraws from gay marriage (write your own joke)

mainly because we're so used to writing 'awol' jokes, we can't quite get the hang of clever headlines again.

be that as it may (and it may be as that), the new mexico judge has recused himself from hearing the case in which the restraining order prohibiting the sandoval county clerk from issuing gay marriage licenses will expire. and if the structure of that sentense seems obtuse to you, think about the poor guy that had to write it! the sfchron says:

the judge who issued a court order barring a county clerk from issuing same-sex marriage licenses withdrew from the case monday, possibly clearing the way for more permits to be granted.

judge kenneth brown offered no reason for recusing himself. on march 23, he'd issued a temporary restraining order against sandoval county clerk victoria dunlap.

a hearing on the restraining order had been set for friday -- the day the order expires. the hearing will now be postponed until a new judge is chosen.

dunlap said she'd resume issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples "if we're not barred by the court."
meanwhile, on the other side of the country, 2 same-sex couples were wed in new york, in an admitted act of "civil disobedience." the asspress sez:

a unitarian universalist minister married two same-sex couples saturday in the state capital, adding to dozens of gay marriages performed in the state in recent weeks.

the rev. samuel trumbore described the weddings as civil ceremonies, a distinction a new york prosecutor considers illegal.

"today was an act of civil disobedience to try to advance their cause to recognize their marriages as legal," trumbore said.
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Monday, March 29, 2004

note to moveon.org: you can't spell progressive without "e-g-o" - a skippy rant

let us preface this post with the caveat that we are long-time moveon.org supporters. readers of this space will know we actively promote every action alert and news piece that fine progressive organization puts out.

we also have contributed money, and have urged everyone else to do so, too. so, please read the following as if it were a good friend saying something that only a really good friend would have the compassion to say. a lefty intervention, if you will:

we got an email from moveon.org today promoting their new book moveon’s 50 ways to love your country: how to find your political voice and become a catalyst for change (which we had already promoted in an oblique yet clever-as-a-kangaroo manner here).

but our complaint with the email was the heading, and the thrust of the missive: take the moveon book to #1.

the gang at moveon asked us to order the book from amazon, so it could move up the best seller list, from the current (as of this afternoon) #2 spot all the way to #1!

our problem with that was, at the time we received the email, the #1 book was richard clarke's against all enemies.

it seemed to us at the time (and still seems to us, even though, indeed, the moveon book is now #1) that there was a tiny bit of hubris at work here. begging people to make moveon's tome #1, thus pushing clarke's book out of the top spot, would only be for bragging rights. and what good is bragging that you're better than another person on your own team?

in our opinion, while the moveon book is chock full of good info and inspriration, at this moment in our history, we should all be thankful that richard clarke has the guts to stand up to awol and his posse. it's very important, at least just as important, that clarke's story get out to the american people as much as moveon's volume of good citizenship ideas.

we're all on the same side here. perhaps this is a molehill of badly worded press releases that has spurred us on to pulling out our mountain-scaling gear. but still, we were bothered by moveon's insistance that we buy their book so they could displace the most important witness to the 911 commission, if not the most important voice of dissent in the past three years.

ok, if it was sean hannity or bill o'reilly's book, we would have pulled the credit card out immediately. but now, we have to be candid, the next time a moveon email graces our inbox asking us for more money, we'll take it with a grain of salt, and wonder if there isn't some other, less egotistical, progressive website that could use our cash.

let's not eat our own. let's be happy that there are a plethora of leftist voices now being heard. let's not insist that our voice be the loudest. you don't see us going to everyone's blog, begging for hits so we can displace the kos, do you?

focus, folks. bragging rights are pretty insignificant compared to what's at stake in seven months.


cross-posted on the american street and our daily kos diary .
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say hello

to the white house props department.
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protesters not awol at rove's house

lefty's everywhere might want to take note:

the national peoples' action, a group dedicated to support of immigrant rights, today held a demonstration outside of karl rove's house in washdc. cnn tells us:

hundreds rallied sunday outside the home of karl rove, president bush's chief political adviser, urging legislation that would allow undocumented immigrants who graduate from high school to legalize their status and qualify for in-state college tuition.

protesters stood outside rove's washington house to show their support for the development, relief and education for alien minors act, or the dream act…

"if president bush wants our [re-election] vote, he has to give us the dream," said emira palacios, the group's co-chair.
that's an idea! why don't we all protest outside of awol's house? oh yeah, that's right, it's our house!

(thanks and a tip of the bush kangaroo hat to the gang at cookies from heaven, makers of the best cookies in blogtopia! yes! we coined that phrase, and we tasted their cookies, too! they are great!)

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note to britt hume: doctor, get over thyself!

thanks to atrios (lovely pic of him on the kos, by the by), we find that britt hume is once again waxing condescending.

when discussing the bad taste awol showed by making fun of the lies he used to send almost 600 americans to their death in iraq, britt thought it basically came down to this:

and in america today, if your sensibilities are offended by something that has happened, you get an enormous amount of credibility and are taken very seriously.

my own view of this is, the president's there poking fun at himself over what goes down, i think, as one of his failures. and i thought it was a good-natured performance, and it made him look good only in the sense that it showed he could poke fun at himself. but he certainly doesn't disguise the record on weapons of mass destruction.

and you have to feel like saying to people, "just get over it."
gee, if this makes you a bit miffed, why not email foxnews and let them know how unfeeling and tasteless britt hume is to suggest that the families of almost 600 americans who died on a snipe hunt in iraq just get over it? here's another email address to britt.

meanwhile, here's blah3's take on awol's joke. very very good.
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what would scooby doo?

mel gibson's christ seems to be finally running out of passion. the film was beat out of the number one spot for the second week in a row. this time, our lord and saviour was not only less popular than a cgi talking (albeit with a terrible speech impediment) ghost-chasing dog, but also a band of thieves plotting to kill a church going lady. irony, anyone?

mtv, our source for all things christ, tells us:

"scooby-doo 2: monsters unleashed," fell $20 million short of the opening-weekend numbers put up by its 2002 predecessor, but still managed to squirrel away an estimated $30.7 million to debut at #1...the film had enough bite to shut out the latest tom hanks flick, "the ladykillers." the coen brothers' ("fargo") remake of a 1955 bank-heist comedy earned second place with $13 million...

mel gibson's "the passion of the christ" lost another 35 percent of its audience, but continued to put up strong numbers, slipping a notch to #3 on $12.5 million, bringing its to-date total above $315 million. the film will open in another 500 theaters this weekend in anticipation of the easter holiday.
posted by skippy at 12:18 PM | 0 comments
awol headlines now semi-awol

we'd like to thank everyone who voted in our poll for the past two weeks, to help us decide whether or not to keep the "all awol all the time" format.

as you may remember, the first week the results got lost by pollhost, so we were forced to run it an unprecedented second week. never in all the three weeks since we had been running polls had we maintained one for two weeks in a row.

as you can see, the plurality of people who voted would like (or, as the networks would say, 44% of americans think) that we should keep the format, which includes ever-harder-to-write headlines which always incorporate the concept of "awol" some way or the other. but an impressing 28% of americans say we shouldn't.

add to that a not-to-be-discounted 20% of americans who want to know why this poll is such a yucky color, and the results of the last week (which, before the nimnutz at pollhost lost them, indicated an even split down the middle), as well as the two guys who would rather read de beste, and we'd have to say it's practically a toss up, with a little bit of progressive leaning towards keeping the format.

therefore, we, unlike the repubbbs, are always ready to compromise. therefore, here is our new policy: when the story has to do with awol, or perhaps his posse, we will use the "awol" concept in the headline. otherwise, we will have one of the interns write a totally un-awol-related caption for the story.

but please be sure to vote in our new poll this week, asking "should condoleeza rice testify publicly before the 911 commission?
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police not awol in arresting couple after they saw "passion"

according to cnn, a couple in georgia got into such a huge argument after seeing mel gibson's "the passion of the christ" that police were forced to arrest them.

the two left the movie theater debating whether god the father in the holy trinity was human or symbolic, and the argument heated up when they got home, melissa davidson said.

"it was the dumbest thing we've ever done," she said.

davidson, 34, and her husband, sean davidson, 33, were charged with simple battery on march 11 after the two called police on each other. they were released on $1,000 bail.

according to a police report, melissa davidson suffered injuries on her arm and face, while her husband had a scissors stab wound on his hand and his shirt was ripped off. he also allegedly punched a hole in a wall.
come on, kids, remember: wwjd!
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satire not awol from kos diaries

by jazzmaniac on the kos diaries: bush bashes jesus.

an administration aide admitted to growing white house frustration that staffers had been "caught napping," not only by mr. christ's unexpected return, which the aide likened to "a thief in the night," but especially by his strongly worded condemnation of bush's foreign policy. "after all," stated the staff member on condition of anonymity, "we've been working since day one to bring about armageddon specifically to hasten the lord's return. then he does this. i've got to question both his loyalty and his timing”…

national security advisor condoleeza rice stated on nbc's today show that the king of kings "never gave us a plan to follow , really. we would have welcomed his input, but he was apparently too busy converting water into wine."

rice's statements appeared to contradict those of deputy secretary of state richard armitage. appearing on cnn, armitage stated that "the redeemer had presented the administration with a lengthy plan, titled `revelations,' that "president bush has endeavored mightily to follow. the president has been diligent about this, despite the fact that yahweh doesn't exactly write the most clear or concise memo i've ever seen."

appearing on conservative radio host rush limbaugh's program, vice president dick cheney questioned the everlasting light's credibility in his scathing critique of the iraq war. "frankly, he was out of the loop. i mean, where's he been for the past 2,000 years?" cheney asked. "and now he suddenly makes himself manifest in an election year?"
very funny. go read.
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Sunday, March 28, 2004

don't be awol in saying hello

to unfutz.
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clarke proclaims clinton not awol on al qaeda

today on meet the potato, russert challenged guest richard clarke with the assumption that president clinton also failed to stand up to the al qaeda threat when he was in office. clarke responded cooly, and without hesitation or pause:

but let's talk about the cole. the cole was attacked in october of 2000. president bush was running for office; he never mentioned it. vice president gore was running for office; he never mentioned it. the media hardly touched it. what were they focused on? they were focused on the election, and they were focused on the middle east peace process. i thought it was a mistake, and the very fact that i quote mike sheehan in the book as saying that i think is indicative of how he felt and how i felt. if i didn't think it was a mistake, that wouldn't be in the book.

the facts have come out, and the facts have come out before the 9-11 commission that the fbi and the cia refused to say who did it in october of 2000. and the president was, therefore, faced with the problem, "can i go ahead and bomb somebody in retaliation for the attack on the cole when my cia director and my fbi director won't say who did it?"

now, this is the same president who, when he bombed afghanistan, when he bombed al-qaeda camps, because george tenet and i and sandy berger recommended he do it in order to get bin laden and the leadership team, where we thought they were going to be meeting, the reaction he faced to that was the so-called wag the dog phenomenon. no one in the media, tim, no one in the media, no one in the congress said, "oh, that's a great thing that you're retaliating for the attack on the united states," they said, "this is all about monica lewinsky, and this is all about your political problems."

so now the same president who had that experience last time he fired cruise missiles at bin laden wants to fire cruise missiles at bin laden, but he's got a cia director and an fbi director who won't say, "bin laden did it, mr. president." i would still have done it; i recommended doing it. do i think it was mistake that we didn't do it? yes. but let's understand the context.
we were happy to hear someone of note finally say it on national tv: the lewinsky/impeachment process diverted clinton from doing his job. and why shouldn't it? how can somebody devote their energies to running the free world when they have to defend themselves to the entire congress, the national press, and the whole country for getting a hummer, and we don't mean the gropinator's vehicle of choice (though we've heard stories about him, too).

every time we see mr. clarke on television we are very impressed with is calm, confident demeanor. he is not snarky, not condescending, not self-righteous, not sniveling, and never thrown for a loop by anybody's accusations or questions. remember, he's a repubbblican hawk! he's one of their own finally telling the truth, and we love to see his calm and firm countenance stand up to them (as opposed to somebody who looks like she's just about to cry) (one more for good measure).
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korn and stern not awol with free anti-awol music

as we all know, howard stern has become virulently anti-awol in his radio rants (because clear "resistance is futile" channel dropped his show from four of their stations). and korn, also notoriously anti-establishment to start with, has gotten on the bandwagon with an anti-music monopoly song called "y'all want a single." cnn says:

the video to "y'all want a single," which stern hails as "the most inspirational, the most spectacular understanding of what's going on in this country right now," was shot at an out-of-business los angeles record store. in it, korn, joined by fans, storms through the aisles smashing the display cases and cds with crowbars.

while the store is being destroyed, statements taking the music industry to task cross the screen, including: "one corporation owns the 5 major video channels in the u.s."; "90% of the bands signed to a major don't make a profit"; "two radio conglomerates control 42% of listeners"; "the music industry releases 100 songs per week."
the new remix features stern, and you can download the mp3 for free (like the good old days) here.



posted by skippy at 5:22 PM | 0 comments
seattle pi: awol shouldn't be awol disclosing names for plame

the seattle post intelligencer makes the case that since the administration had no trouble disclosing the fact that richard clarke was the "senior administration official" who praised the anti-terrorism strategy in 2002, they should have no trouble telling us who leaked valerie plame's name to robert "mr." novak:

it's useful, then, that the president and his staff are willing to serve the public interest by releasing journalists of their obligation to protect confidential white house sources. there's one more way for the administration to serve that interest. release robert novak and five other capital reporters of any obligation to withhold the names of the "two senior administration officials" who told them that valerie plame was a cia operative, in what appeared to be an attempt to punish plame's husband, retired ambassador joseph wilson iv, for debunking the president's nigerian yellow-cake claim.
quid pro quo, clarice.
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Saturday, March 27, 2004

bloggers not awol with opinions

cj at nitpicker discusses naomi klein's theory about awol's theory about the beneficiaries of terrorism...and since terry from nitpicker is on the ground in afghanistan, the point is doubly made.

tarek at the liquid list bemoans the loss of bob edwards from morning npr, and wonders if there's not something else afoot.

tom burka reports on sec. ridge's efforts to form the department of homeland security security (did he apply to the department of redundancy department?)

no more mister nice blog believes if there were any smoking guns in clarke's previous testimonies, they would have been declassified long ago.

dave johnson at seeing the forest ponders fighting the wrong war.

the hamster points out that nearly 15% of americans are uninsured.

and talkleft tells us that the latest newsweek poll after the 9/11 hearings show awol's terrorism approval dropping 8 points from 65% to 57% (to us, the fact that awol gets any approval at all is terrorism).
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bloggers not awol from dead trees publishing

two of our favorite bloggers, mad kane and nathan newman, are contributors to the upcoming publication big bush lies: 20 essays and a list of the 50 most telling lies of george w. bush.

the book is edited by jerry barrett of bushwatch, another great site, and apparently it's due out in the first of may. be sure to pick a copy up or order it online. because mad has been very nice to skippy international and we want her to become rich and famous.
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kay baily hutchinson awol with comments about delay's nemesis earle

senator kay bailey hutchinson, herself once a target of travis county da ronnie earle's investigations, is curiously silent on mr. earle's current foray into tom delay's alleged campaign finance abuse.

this is interesting, says the asspress, because every other repubbb in texas and out are accusing earle of playing politics, leading a witchhunt, and promoting gay marriage at junior high schools (ok, maybe not the last one, but everyone except hutchinson is yelling about the guy).

but the state's senior senator [hutchinson] - herself once the target of an investigation by travis county attorney ronnie earle - has not joined her gop congressional colleagues in criticizing earle's current investigation.

earle is looking into whether corporate contributions made to the political action committee texans for a republican majority - formed in 2001 by u.s. house majority leader tom delay - went to gop state house candidates' campaigns. such a move would violate texas campaign finance laws…

in 1993, after hutchison won her senate seat in a special election, earle investigated allegations she misused state employees and equipment and destroyed state documents while serving as the texas treasurer.

hutchison was acquitted when earle abruptly dropped the case in 1994. earle said then that he gave up the case because the trial judge would not rule in advance whether prosecutors could use as evidence documents and other material obtained in a controversial raid on state treasury offices.

"what he did to me was unconscionable. i think the purpose was to get me out of the senate race so that they (democrats) could keep the seat," hutchison said.

when asked whether she thinks earle's current investigation is similarly politically motivated, hutchison stammered through a response. "this is just, i should not be in this story. this is not my story," hutchison said.
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awol now awol in insisting he was awol in meeting with clarke

cbsnews reports the white house is backing off its claim that awol never was at the damning meeting where he implied that clarke must find an iraq-al qaeda connection:

retracted white house statements do little to boost public trust. cbs news correspondent jim stewart reports, until today, the bush administration denied a meeting had taken place between the president and clarke, during which bush allegedly instructed clarke to investigate saddam hussein and iraq after sept. 11.

the white house today reversed that comment, and staff members now tell reporters, "we are not denying such a meeting took place. it probably did."
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Friday, March 26, 2004

don't be awol in saying hello

to skiplog (no relation).
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lefty blog not awol from number one spot

we'd like to congratulate the daily kos, who has dethroned a certain right wing site as the most read blog in blogtopia!

and yes! we coined that phrase!
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nydailynews not awol on awol's bad taste joke

the nydaily news takes a dim view of the dim bulb who made the bad taste "those wmd's have to be here somewhere" joke at the media dinner in washington two days ago. this article says "kin of gi's aren't laughing."

george medina, 43, of orange county, who lost a son in iraq, heard about bush's remarks when his outraged daughter, an army sergeant, called him yesterday. "she was very upset," medina said.

"this is disgraceful," medina continued. "he doesn't think of all the families that are suffering. it's unbelievable, how this guy tries to run the country."

his 22-year-old son, spec. irving medina, died nov. 14 in baghdad when an explosive device struck his convoy.

charles celestin, 28, of coral springs, fla., and irving medina's brother-in-law, blasted the commander-in-chief's remarks.
"to be poking fun; it's just a travesty to the soldiers who lost their lives. i think it's disrespectful," he said.
be sure to go to the nydailynews front page and vote in their poll (right hand side bar). the results so far:

very funny, shows a good sense of humor - 17%

about as funny as a slain soldier - 83%


(thanks to athena's diary on the daily kos for the link!)
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don't be awol in saying hello to

beautiful horizons.
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condi's foot not awol from her mouth

thanks to a daily kos diary by steveuk, we found this story in the sfchron: in rush to defend white house, rice trips over own words.

the refusal by president bush's top security aide to testify publicly before the commission investigating the sept. 11 attacks elicited rebukes by commission members as they held open hearings this week. thomas kean, the former new jersey governor bush named to be chairman of the commission, said: "i think this administration shot itself in the foot by not letting [rice] testify in public."

at the same time, some of rice's rebuttals of clarke's broadside against bush, which she delivered in a flurry of media interviews and statements rather than in testimony, contradicted other administration officials and her own previous statements.

deputy secretary of state richard armitage contradicted rice's claim that the white house had a strategy before sept. 11 for military operations against al qaeda and the taliban. the cia contradicted rice's earlier assertion that bush had requested a cia briefing in the summer of 2001 because of elevated terrorist threats. and rice's assertion this week that bush had told her on sept. 16, 2001, that "iraq is to the side" appeared to be contradicted by an order signed by bush on sept. 17 directing the pentagon to begin planning military options for an invasion of iraq.

rice, in turn, has contradicted vice president dick cheney's assertion that clarke was "out of the loop" and his intimation that clarke had been demoted. rice has also given various conflicting accounts. she criticized clarke for being the architect of failed clinton administration policies, but also said she had retained clarke so the bush administration could continue to pursue clinton's terrorism policies.
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money not awol in presidential race

true, awol has raised over $170 million for his campaign, far eclipsing john kerry's $61 mill. but kerry has raised more money than awol this month, and especially last night, too. bloomberg tells us

bush raised at least $12 million this month through march 17, bringing the total for his re-election bid to $171.4 million, according to his campaign web site. kerry raised at least $20 million in march through yesterday, breaking the one-month record for a democratic candidate of $8.4 million that he set in february, according to campaign announcements. and the voa news says:

the political stars of the u.s. democratic party were in washington thursday night to help senator john kerry raise $11 million for his presidential campaign…

meanwhile, president bush raised over $2 million thursday night in mr. kerry's hometown of boston. as he has done repeatedly in the campaign, mr. bush told republican party faithful that mr. kerry waffles on key issues.
[ed. note: emphasis, and condescening smirk, ours].

do we see a trend?
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sean hannity not awol on amazon top best sellers

sean's book, deliver us from evil, is a big number 21 on amazon.com! too bad he's not number one, or number two, or even number five!
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wrap-up of delay grand jury not awol

news 8 austin reports that the grand jury hearing on tom delay's alleged illegal campaign contribution scheme wrapped up their business yesterday.

the grand jury that began the investigation wrapped up thursday. the investigation could be on to a second grand jury, according to the travis county district attorney.
stay tuned.
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skippy mail bag not awol

letters, we get letters...

reader and longtime contributor rose sends us a link to david ignatius' column in today's washpost, wondering what a true 'wartime' president would do under current political conditions:

i like to think that this hypothetical leader would have found a way to rise above the fray and unite the country: he would have embraced the commission's work, forthrightly admitted his own mistakes, sent his national security adviser to testify publicly -- and insisted that the security of the united states was too important to be buried in election-year squabbles.

president bush and his white house handlers did pretty much the opposite. they fanned the flames of partisan debate; when asked awkward questions, they stonewalled; rather than testify before the cameras, national security adviser condoleezza rice spent part of her wednesday afternoon dishing dirt to reporters about a commission witness who had criticized the president.
and kelley kramer informs us about her blogpost praising richard clarke for his grace under fire against cnn's "little bill" hemmer:

hemmer: the white house says… the previous administration was obsessed with nothing…they allege, at the time, why wasn't anything done to take al qaeda out. this was august of 2000…

clarke: well, a great deal was done. the administration stopped the al qaeda attacks in the united states and around the world at the millennium period, they stopped al qaeda in bosnia, they stopped al qaeda from blowing up embassies around the world…there was a great deal the administration did, even though at the time, prior to 9/11, al qaeda had arguably not done a great deal to the united states.

if you look at the eight years of the clinton administration, al qaeda was responsible for the deaths of fewer than 50 americans over those eight years. contrast that with ronald reagan, where 300 americans were killed in lebanon and there was no retaliation. contrast that with the first bush administration where 260 americans were killed on pan-am 103 and there was no retaliation.
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Thursday, March 25, 2004

indictment will probably not be awol for delay

the houstonchron reports that house leader tom delay himself said that he expects to be indicted on illegal campaign fund violations:

delay and an aide in a march 8 private meeting at the omni houston hotel talked to houston supporters about the possible need to pay for a legal defense in connection with the grand jury investigation, according to two people who attended the meeting…

delay talked about the grand jury investigation only after being asked about it by one of the 40 to 50 people in attendance, sources told the chronicle.

delay talked briefly about a legal defense and then had an unidentified aide discuss the possible need for raising money for a legal defense fund.

one of those interviewed quoted delay as saying, "i fully anticipate being indicted."
and as the asspress points out, the house repubbblican conference rule would require delay stepping down as house majority leader:

a 1993 republican rule would force house majority leader tom delay to temporarily vacate his leadership position if he were indicted in a texas criminal investigation of state election spending.

the house republican conference rule stipulates that members in leadership jobs, committee or subcommittee chairmanships and ranking committee members must step aside if they are indicted on a felony punishable by at least two years in prison.
because it would be difficult for delay to run the house of representatives from prison, although we're sure he'd probably try to do it.
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humor not awol in the white house

interesting to compare and contrast these two news stories:

bush makes jokes about lack of wmds in iraq

and

three u.s. soldiers die in ambushes

to be honest, when we saw the picture of awol bending over with the caption "those wmd's have got to be somewhere," we said "is he looking for them up his ass?"
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don't be awol in saying hello

to washington state political report and marc's cyberspace travels and chi mi bhuam and folkbum's rambles and rants.
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smirking chimp never awol with the news

the smirking chimp, who does the best job, in our opinion, of culling the pertinent news stories of the day into the single place you need for one-stop shopping, outdoes himself today. just look at the specials available to his customers now:

jimmy breslin in newsday writes the subtext of what george tenet was saying to the 911 commission - only one guy with guts in the bunch:

the reason we all liked each other at these hearings was that we all have jobs down here. these hearings may be serious to the press and the people, but you can't make anybody lose a job. that is the most important thing in washington, d.c. nobody should lose a job.

"no plumber ever fought for a job as hard as donald rumsfeld does for his. look at his record. good lord, he goes way, way back to working for nixon and ford, and do you know how long ago that was? rumsfeld was with the first bush and now he is with this bush and if you have a third, he'll be there early.
josh marshall writing in the hill examines all the underlings that have spoken out against awol - terror aides strangely keep turning on bush:

the first possibility is that the bush white house is so freewheeling, inattentive and just plain unlucky that it keeps appointing senior counterterrorism aides who actually turn out to be both policy incompetents and closet democratic partisans. the second that these malefactors leave the white house, they show their true colors and start leveling all manner of baseless charges against the president.

the second possibility is that every counterterrorism expert the white house hires who isn't (a) a hidebound ideologue or (b) a dyed-in-the-wool bush loyalist eventually becomes so disgusted with the mix of incompetence and mendacity that is the white house's counterterrorism policy that he eventually quits and then immediately sets about trying to drive the president from office.
and peter singer in the latimes examines the real flip flopper in today's presidential campaign: awol - bush's meandering moral compass:

in short, bush is on the side of the states against "distant bureaucracies" when he is governor of texas and on the side of washington, d.c., when he is running the federal government. when there is a budget surplus, he is in favor of tax cuts to return the surplus to the taxpayers, and when there is a deficit, he is still in favor of tax cuts.

when he focuses on human embryos, he speaks of his obligation to foster and encourage respect for life, but when respect for human life gets in the way of his wish to strike back at those he considers enemies of the united states, he is willing to bring about the deaths of thousands of innocent human beings. these are not the actions of a person of principle.
the smirking chimp - it's what's for dinner!
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compassionate conservatives not awol with new song parodies

plenty of great mp3 songs you can download from the compassionate conservatives, including "teach your children well," and update on the original csn&y hit ("dragging it 30 years forward...from one quagmire to another!").
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skippy not awol with update on delay

it must be getting closer, because now even cbs is reporting delay's troubles:

the capitol hill newspaper [roll call] said a gop congressional rule stipulates that members who hold elected leadership posts must temporarily step down if they are indicted on a felony charge…

delay's problem stems from a state grand jury sitting in austin that is probing allegations that corporate money was used illegally in 2002 legislative races in texas.

specifically, the grand jury is investigating whether state law was violated when a republican national committee group gave $190,000 to seven candidates for the texas house in 2002.

the donations were made on the same day, two weeks after a political committee called texans for a republican majority sent $190,000 in corporate money to the rnc group.

under state law, the political committee, created by delay, could not legally give corporate donations to candidates.
stay tuned!
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free market results not entirely awol

still wondering where the jobs are? why haven't those tax cuts trickled down to the middle and lower class? well, dont' worry, the free market theory isnt' completely wrong, as yahoo informs us: corporate profits rise in 2003.

corporate profits posted a second straight double-digit annual gain in 2003, the commerce department said on thursday, but a lackluster job market suggests companies remain hesitant to hire...

the commerce department said after-tax corporate profits rose 7.6 percent in the fourth quarter, a slowdown from the 10.1 percent gain in the third quarter. for all of 2003, the department said after-tax profits were up a hefty 19.2 percent. that was down, however, from 2002's 24.6 percent increase.
profits down from 24.6% to 19.2%? oh, those poor corporations! looks like we'll just have to increase productivity some more, by firing half the staff and making the remaining employees do both jobs for no increase in pay! that always works!

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taste awol from awol's jokes about self

rove must have told awol to start doing some self-depricating humor to make himself more likable to the american public, because he presented a mock slide show at a black tie dinner with the media last night. msnbc reports:

there was bush looking under furniture in a fruitless, frustrating search. “those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere,” he said.
too bad nobody pointed out that making fun of the non-existant wmd's in iraq only brings up questions of why almost 600 americans and countless iraqi's died in the first place.

addendum: wdiv-tv in detroit reports on this, adding a poll for you to express your outrage about awol's bad taste and lack of compassion for the military families of the people who died in his bloody snipe hunt. go vote!

(thanks and a tip of the cookie-loving hat to jj at cookies in heaven for the link! side note: mrs. skippy loves the white chocolate macademias!)
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insights never awol to alterman

eric alterman (compulsory plug for his book and his other one now in paperback) puts it best discussing richard clarke's testimony before the 911 commission:

joe wilson, valerie plame, max cleland, paul o’neill, general zinni, and dick clarke are all unpatriotic liars and weenies right? has to be true; otherwise, this administration is both incompetent and dishonest. and that’s not possible. i mean, on the one hand we have people who have given their entire careers to serving the american people and in many cases, paid dearly for it. on the other, we have a guy who didn’t bother to show up for his cushy national guard service during a war he supported, spent most of his first forty years drinking and carousing, and having been made wealthy by his father’s associates, fell into the job of president where he (undeniably) misled his country into a war based on falsified evidence. gee that’s a hard one. no wonder ron brownstein thinks the clarke testimony might be a turning point.


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jobs still awol, but afl-cio jobs bus not

unemployment stayed steady, if you want to call 1,000 more people applying for benefits than last week "holding steady," which most repubbb spinmeisters are doing. spinmeisters like cnnmoney:

new jobless claims were little changed last week, the government said thursday, coming in near wall street forecasts and raising some hopes for a strong monthly jobs report next week.

the labor department said 339,000 people filed new claims for state unemployment benefits in the week ended march 20, compared with a revised 338,000 the prior week.

but both those figures came in lower than the readings from the past few weeks. the march 13th week's report was the lowest number of new claims since jan. 13, 2001, when the number of new claims was only 316,000.
as always, we must remind everyone that this number reflects first time applicants, and has nothing to do with the current 5.9% officially out of work, not to mention the thousands of people who have just given up looking for work, or the partially or under-employed.

but the afl-cio remembers these people. yesterday a bus with 51 people (one for each state, and one to grow on) left st. louis for an 8 day "show us the jobs" tour throughout the midwest rust belt.

and there's a blog page where you can read the participants' thoughts, and a link to send a note to awol to let him know how you feel about jobs.

be nice, now.
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rumor has it tom delay may soon be awol

via the blogger formerly known as calpundit (yes! we coined that phrase, too!) kevin drum at the washington monthly: speaker of the house tom delay may be considering stepping down.

apparently election law violations would constitute not only an embarrassment but also illegality for the speaker. the austin chronicle explains:

state gop leaders imposed a republican-friendly redistricting plan on the texas house, delay's money machine helped pack the house with craddick loyalists, and in return [tom] craddick would give delay a new congressional map that would provide the bug man [delay used to be an exterminator] with more friends and fewer enemies in d.c.

the tomstown scandal refers to a series of grand jury investigations and lawsuits...spawned during the execution of the toms' strategy of conquest. the two main groups whose activities are under scrutiny are the texas association of business, a pro-gop group with connections to both toms, and the texans for a republican majority political action committee, created by delay to secure gop control of the texas legislature. both groups are accused of violating texas election law during the 2002 state elections – into which tab and trmpac poured around $4.5 million – and during craddick's subsequent campaign to become speaker of the house.
and although nobody in the texas state government (and certainly not the federal) had the balls, moxie, or even motivation to take on delay, travis county district attorney ronnie earle (admittedly a democrat) had no such reservations. salon tells us (but you have to watch an ad before they tell you anything):

because the state capital lies within the jurisdiction of travis county, earle is far more powerful than the d.a.s in larger cities, such as houston, dallas and san antonio. his public integrity unit has a mandate and legislative funding to prosecute public officials who break the law. he's held office for 27 years, and is the only democrat with statewide prosecutorial authority. his ongoing investigation of two political action committees that spent a combined $3.4 million on 22 republican texas house races is now focused on a pac founded by delay and directed by a delay operative.
stay tuned!
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don't be awol in saying hello

to digestible news (brand new blog! be the first to leave a comment!)
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media not awol on richard clarke's testimony

thanks to al rodgers posting on a daily kos thread, we get several papers' outlook on the testimony of richard clarke to the 9/11 commission:

the washpost front page,

the nytimes oped piece, which we quote pertinently here:

mr. clarke's conclusion was that after george bush became president, neither he nor the terrorism agenda got the same top-level attention. the bush administration officials who testified denied that vociferously. their arguments suffered from the absence of condoleezza rice, the person to whom mr. clarke reported. ms. rice has been doing the rounds of talk shows in an attempt to bolster her argument that the administration had found mr. clarke's plans wanting and immediately began a full-bore effort to come up with a new antiterrorism strategy. what the nation deserved to hear her address publicly before the commission is why that process took eight months. a new plan was not approved by the white house until the eve of the terror attack on sept. 11, 2001.
maureen dowd, also in the nytimes:

donald rumsfeld told the 9/11 panel that there had been no point retaliating for the cole bombing in october 2000, "four months after the fact," because that might have sent a signal of weakness.

so it was too late to whack osama four months later, but not too late to re-whack saddam 12 years later?
and finally, slate:

richard clarke is telling the truth and fatal in difference: the bushe's catastrophic allergy to clinton.

[ed. note: we firmly refuse to refer to mr. clarke as "dick clarke," as many rightists organs (and even journalistic outlets, as well as their organs) are doing. we believe they are doing it to diminish mr. clarke's reputation, dignity and the effect his testimony might have. after all, who are you going to believe, the repubbblican administration or the guy that does the ball drop in times square every rockin' new year's eve?]
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rumsfeld was definately awol on 9/11

thanks to atrios, we find gail sheehy's report on what questions the 9/11 widows want to ask rumsfeld. (such as, how come he didn't break up his pitch session for the star wars missle defense program when he learned about the attacks on the wtc?)
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Wednesday, March 24, 2004

help make sure richard clarke's message is not awol from the airwaves

we got an email from moveon.org, which is trying to put together a tv ad to get richard clarke's point of view about awol's short-sightedness to the american public. as the email says:

instead of refuting clarke's claims, the bush administration has launched a campaign of character assassination, hoping that the story will just go away.

we're committed to stopping that from happening by making sure that the american public hears clarke's extraordinary comments. if we can raise $300,000 in the next few days, we can run a hard-hitting ad nationally that highlights his message. you can see a rough story board of the ad and donate to get it on the air at:
this place right here.

moveon rightly points out that clarke is a repubbblican and a hawk, and has independent witnesses confirming his conversation where awol hinted strongly to find a connection between 9/11 and al-qaeda.

if you've got any spare cash, even $5.00, send it to moveon.

moveon.org. it's what's for diner!
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will god be awol from pledge?

we don't know, and personally, we don't have a dog in this fight. since grade school, skippy has left certain words unspoken whenever he's recited the pledge, (sometimes "under god," sometimes not...but always "for all" at the end). so none of us at skippy international can understand why people who don't like specific phrases in the pledge just refrain from saying them as they recite. you don't see skippy going to the supreme court because somebody made him say something he didn't like!

imagine our delight to find that left is right is of the same opinion!
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good taste not awol to cookies in heaven

we must commend jj and the gang at cookies in heaven for a great product! the entire staff at skippy international and mrs. skippy, too, highly recommends these wonderful cookies!

if the middle east terrorists had these cookies, there'd be peace in the world!
posted by skippy at 3:26 PM | 0 comments
resurrection awol for 'passion' viewer

reuters tells us of a brazilian pastor who died while watching "the passion of the christ":

jose geraldo soares, a 43-year-old presbyterian pastor, had reserved two movie theaters at a belo horizonte shopping mall on sunday afternoon to see the film with his family and the congregations of two local churches.

but halfway through the movie, soares' wife noticed that he was no longer awake. a doctor who was also watching the film tended to soares, but the priest was already dead.

"he was calmly watching the movie next to his wife," said amauri costa, a family friend who also attended soares' funeral on monday.

soares is at least the second person to die while watching "the passion," which opened in brazil on friday. peggy scott, 56, died of a heart attack on feb. 25 in wichita, kansas while watching film's climactic crucifixion scene.
we're waiting to hear about the audience members who became zombies while watching dawn of the dead.
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family steering committee not awol with questions for the 9/11 commission

thanks to a daily kos diary we find a few questions the family steering committee would like to ask the 9/11 commission.
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Tuesday, March 23, 2004

violence still not awol in iraq

another explosion occurred in baghdad today, in another hotel. the baghdad sheraton was hit, presumably by a missle of some sort. reuters tells us:

a suspected guerrilla rocket struck a central baghdad hotel used by foreign contractors and journalists early on wednesday, but caused limited damage and no injuries.

"there's evidence of some sort of rocket hitting the hotel at about the sixth floor,'' said one guest at the ishtar sheraton hotel.

the powerful blast, about a third of the way up the hotel, shattered some windows and smashed concrete.
apparently many foreign reporters were housed at the sheraton.
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book on awol's connection to saudis now awol in britain

craig unger's book house of bush, house of saud, detailing the extensive links between the two blood lines, has been banned in britain, due to the publisher's (rightly placed) fear of lawsuits by the saudi's.

eric boehlert writes in salon:

"we've had to withdraw it for legal reasons," says an editor at secker & warburg, a u.k. division of random house. "we expected we would be able to publish it with a degree of risk. but regrettably in the final analysis we decided we could not."

"essentially it's been quashed," says author craig unger. scribner published the book in the united states on march 16. (shortly before that, salon ran exclusive excerpts from the book.)

unger's literary agent elizabeth sheinkman stresses the decision had nothing to do with the book's quality and that secker & warburg editors "were very excited about" the manuscript. "but they were concerned that it could be very costly for them," she says. "in the process of having it legally vetted they were ultimately advised it would be dangerous to publish the book. or rather, the likelihood of random house being sued by the saudis was too likely for them to go forward."
we cannot criticize the british publishers for this action. the libel laws are very "plaintiff-friendly" in that country, and it's better to run away and live to fight another day.
posted by skippy at 6:56 PM | 0 comments
ayn coulter's sarcasm not awol on the american street

imagine our stunned surprise to see our arch enemy, ayn coulter, blogging on the american street, where we often post (the same crap we post here because we are too damn lazy to write original stuff for another blog).

today, ayn poses the esoteric question, what if nro columnist meghan cox gurdon wrote in the style of shirley jackson?

we can't wait for the follow up, what if david brooks wrote like ray bradbury?

it was quiet on the veldt, as condi and rummy looked to the east, over the mosques, the compounds, the spider-holes, over the grass that was cut all wrong.

"something wicked this way comes," said condi.

rummy nodded his head, his eyes closed.

"it's coming," she said.

again, the nod, imperceptable.

"soon."

"it's terror," said rummy. he opened his eyes, the dark pale eyes of a man who has seen too much, but knows there is more to see. "and it's coming."

they began to walk away, slowly at first, then picking up speed, walking, then stepping lightly, like a jog, but not a jog; then faster, faster till they were running, as if running could take them out of harms way, though they both knew better.

"someone had better tell the boss," condi remarked, as the horizon loomed before them, "that the martian chronicles is not a newspaper the rover spirit found."
posted by skippy at 6:46 PM | 0 comments
skippy not awol with keen observations

pardon us if we pat ourselves on the back, but thanks to cursor, we find a usatoady article that pretty much confirms our previous rant of a couple days ago.

pakistani officials hinted late last week that ayman al-zawahiri, 52, an egyptian doctor and islamic militant regarded as an architect of al-qaeda's sept. 11 attacks in the usa, was cornered in the mountainous south waziristan district. but asked sunday whether the government had evidence of zawahiri's presence in the semi-autonomous tribal belt, mehmood shah, the head of security in the combustible northwest frontier province, was unequivocal.

"no. we have no indication. our guess was based on the amount of resistance we faced and the number of foreign fighters," shah said during an interview in his office here. "later on, many people started guessing names, and that's how his name came up."

pakistan's ambassador to the united states, ashraf jehangir qazi, told cnn on sunday that the intensity of the fighting indicated a "high-value target." he added, "we've made it absolutely clear that we do not know the identity of the high-value target that might be there."

we had wondered aloud ealier why the screeching heads were going to the "all zawahiri cornered in pakistan all the time" format late last week. and now this only confirms our suspicions that they had no basis on which to pre-empt all other news (including the continuing violence in iraq) for this non-story.

but they didn't ask us. they never do.
posted by skippy at 11:51 AM | 0 comments
mcclellan inadvertantly admits awol was awol on 9/12

of course, the story of the day is ex-counterterrorism czar richard clarke accusing awol of not being on the ball (or even in the ball park) when it came to counter-terrorism. and just as of course, the repubbbs are working overtime to discredit mr. clarke.

but you have to wonder if these guys ever think before they open their mouths. case in point, the white house press briefing for march 22.

one reporter, we don't remember who, forgive us, questioned white house press secretary scott mcclellan about clarke's claim that a day after 9/11 awol asked him to pursue the links between the horrible attacks and iraq:

q: clarke now says that he has three eyewitnesses, and he repeated it again this morning, and he named them -- to the conversation.

mr. mcclellan: let's just step backwards -- regardless, regardless, put that aside. there's no record of the president being in the situation room on that day that it was alleged to have happened, on the day of september the 12th.
[ed. note: emphasis, and astonishment, ours.]

is that really what they want to go on record with? the day after the worst attacks on america in this country's history, the time when he was supposed to be leading the nation in time of crisis, they have proof that awol was never in the situation room?

where was he? clearing brush in crawford? golfing in new haven? choking on a pretzel in the bedroom?

fercryininthesink, shouldn't the leader of this country be in the situation room at least once the day after the most horrific attacks this nation has ever seen?

and even if he wasn't, does he want his minions to admit as much to the public?


cross-posted on the american street and our daily kos diary.
posted by skippy at 12:27 AM | 0 comments
inadvertant irony not awol on faux news

blogger kelley kramer sends us this link to the daily show's page, where they have the video from faux news showing dick cheney's recent speech on why awol's administration is such a success, sharing split screen with the breaking news of bombing in iraq.

reality! it's such a hoot!
posted by skippy at 12:08 AM | 0 comments

Monday, March 22, 2004

star tribune believe richard clarke not awol on facts

an editorial in the minneapolis star tribune makes a compelling case for former counterterrorist czar richard clarke making a compelling case against awol:

a few facts about clarke: he's a republican. he served 30 years in government; for 10 years, under three republican presidents and one democrat, he served in the white house as one of the nation's most senior national security advisers. clarke is not a dove. he believes in an assertive foreign policy and a vigorous projection of u.s. military power, which should make him a natural ally of…cheney…rumsfeld and…wolfowitz...finally, what clarke has to say about the current bush administration's obsession from the start with iraq is corroborated by former treasury secretary paul o'neill in his memoir, "the price of loyalty."
posted by skippy at 6:07 PM | 0 comments
awol street

going down.
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terrorism czar says awol was awol on terrorism

last night on 60 minutes, the former counterterrorism chief who served under the reagan, first bush, clinton and second bush administrations, laid some pretty heavy charges at the feet of this current administration: ie, they are stupid.

ok, we paraphrase. what he did tell lesley stahl was, among other things:

frankly," he said, "i find it outrageous that the president is running for re-election on the grounds that he's done such great things about terrorism. he ignored it. he ignored terrorism for months, when maybe we could have done something to stop 9/11. maybe. we'll never know."

clarke went on to say, "i think he's done a terrible job on the war against terrorism."
why? well, apparently awol had his mind made up who he was going to hold responsible for 9/11, even before any, let alone all, the facts were in:

the president dragged me into a room with a couple of other people, shut the door, and said, 'i want you to find whether iraq did this.' now he never said, 'make it up.' but the entire conversation left me in absolutely no doubt that george bush wanted me to come back with a report that said iraq did this.

"i said, 'mr. president. we've done this before. we have been looking at this. we looked at it with an open mind. there's no connection.'

"he came back at me and said, "iraq! saddam! find out if there's a connection.' and in a very intimidating way. i mean that we should come back with that answer. we wrote a report."

clarke continued, "it was a serious look. we got together all the fbi experts, all the cia experts. we wrote the report. we sent the report out to cia and found fbi and said, 'will you sign this report?' they all cleared the report. and we sent it up to the president and it got bounced by the national security advisor or deputy. it got bounced and sent back saying, 'wrong answer. ... do it again.'
clarke's own words, from his book "against all enemies":

wolfowitz fidgeted and scowled. … “well, i just don’t understand why we are beginning by talking about this one man bin laden.”

“we are talking about a network of terrorist organizations called al qaeda, that happens to be led by bin laden, and we are talking about that network because it and it alone poses an immediate and serious threat to the united states,” i answered. …

wolfowitz turned to me. “you give bin laden too much credit. he could not do all these things like the 1993 attack on new york, not without a state sponsor. just because fbi and cia have failed to find the linkages does not mean they don’t exist.”

i could hardly believe it, but wolfowitz was actually spouting the totally discredited laurie mylroie theory that iraq was behind the 1993 truck bomb at the world trade center, a theory that had been investigated for years and found to be totally untrue.
posted by skippy at 5:48 PM | 0 comments
zombies make jesus awol to first place

say what you will about the "all awol all the time format," we loved writing that headline. but apparently we weren't the only ones.

the remake of george romero's least interesting of his zombie trilogy films, dawn of the dead, pushed mel gibson's the passion of the christ out of first place in the weekend box office sweepstakes. and when you want to know about jesus and zombies, where else do you turn but mtv?

the $26 million "dawn of the dead" remake easily cruised to a #1 finish with an estimated $27.3 million take over the weekend, according to studio estimates. the surprisingly strong finish for the sarah polley/ ving rhames popcorn flick meant that gibson's run at #1 was stopped at three weeks. the controversial retelling of the final 12 hours in the life of christ lost 40 percent of its audience, but slipped only one spot on $19.2 million in estimated grosses, bringing its to-date domestic total to $295.3 million.
interestingly enough, as the uk guardian tells us, the jim carrey film eternal sunshine was the pleasant dark horse of the bunch:

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, starring jim carrey and kate winslet, was the weekend's surprise, opening in fifth, with around $8.6m. distributors focus had clearly not expected much and had not given the film an especially wide release. but it seems carrey can still pull them in - indeed, according to variety, showings sold out in many venues.
skippy has forgone seeing both christ and the zombies, but can highly recommend the jim carrey film.
posted by skippy at 5:25 PM | 0 comments
cheney awol on meetings for counterterrorism but not energy taskforce

judd legum, who helps pen (or "type"?) the cap's blog progress report, sends us an interesting compare/contrast email:

energy task force met at least ten times: in 2001, vice president cheney formally convened his energy task force "10 times between january 29, 2001, and may 16, 2001. all but two of the meetings were held in the vice president’s ceremonial office." his staff also met at least 6 times with enron energy executives. [source: gao report, 8/22/03; ap, 1/8/02]

versus

counterterrorism task force never met: “bush said [in may of 2001] that cheney would direct a government-wide review on managing the consequences of a domestic attack, and 'i will periodically chair a meeting of the national security council to review these efforts.' neither cheney's review nor bush's took place.” - washington post, 1/20/02
maybe because ken lay wasn't on the counterterrorism team...
posted by skippy at 5:07 PM | 0 comments
admnistration's own memos prove they were awol on terrorism

thanks to the kos, we find this time line from the center for american progress which uses actual internal memos from the current administration to show just how little they worked to fight terror.

a couple of damning examples:

5/10/01 – ashcroft new doj budget goals memo: official annual budget goals memo from Attorney General Ashcroft dated 5/10/2001 (directly compares to the 4/6/2000 reno memo). out of 7 strategic goals described, not one mentions counterterrorism, a serious departure from reno...

post 9/11 – budget document detailing omb rejection of fbi counter-terror request: internal document showing that fbi requested $1.499 billion for counterterrorism for the post-september 11 emergency supplemental but received just $530 million from the white house, despite serious counterterrorism needs.
quite interesting, and we'll be eager to hear how the administration denies it.
posted by skippy at 12:42 PM | 0 comments
awol campaign awol on own import restriction laws

reader and contributor rose sends us this excite news piece telling us that the campaign to re-elect awol is offering a beautiful jacket made in myranmar...whose imports are, unfortunately, illegal in this country.

a "bush-cheney '04" campaign jacket sold on the internet has stirred controversy because it was made in myanmar, whose imports have been banned by the united states.

although the company that shipped the fleece pullover, spalding group of louisville, kentucky, has said it did so in error, human rights groups blamed president bush's re-election campaign staff for not taking a more careful look at the origin of the products being sold in its name.

the bush administration has had sanctions in place since september against myanmar -- also known by its colonial name burma -- in an attempt to punish the government over human rights violations.

"burma is one of the most repressive, brutal dictatorships in the world," said charles kernagan, head of the national labor committee, a group that seeks to combat sweatshops internationally. "the bush-cheney campaign was putting money into the hands of dictators with that purchase."
posted by skippy at 12:31 PM | 0 comments

Sunday, March 21, 2004

poll results still awol

due to circumstances beyond our control (ie, pollhost screwed up), we are forced to run our poll "should skippy keep using the all awol all the time format?" for another week.

if you voted before, your vote has been lost somewhere in cyberspace. please vote again. we promise, this won't take long.

posted by skippy at 11:37 PM | 0 comments
other blogs not awol in bringing the latest news

roger ailes tells us about a repubbblican contributor and small business owner ("christian financial counseling") who has been arrested on charges of intercourse with a 15 year old girl. but wait, it gets better...turns out the guy has spent more than a million dollars on purchasing the favors of "professional" women. gotta love them repubbbs!

south knox bubba has a great poster for the one year anniversary of the iraq war.

the democratic veteran tells us that the afghani minister of aviation has been assinated.

orcinus has the lowdown on a freeper successfully getting the organizer of the fresno peace rally arrested.

body and soul covers the coverage of the church trial of the methodist pastor who admitted she was a lesbian.

blue streak finds some of what the governator will be cutting to balance california's budget.

talkleft gives us a great reason to move to canada (other than the obvious political ones). and tchris, guesting at talkleft, links us to the great nytimes mag piece on al franken.
posted by skippy at 9:32 PM | 0 comments
awol top terrorism administrator admits awol awol on terror

tonight on 60 minutes, richard clarke pretty much points the finger directly at awol for all the problems we've gotten ourselves into with the "war on terror." the asspress tells us:

richard a. clarke, the former white house counterterrorism coordinator, accuses the bush administration of failing to recognize the al-qaida threat before the sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks and then manipulating america into war with iraq with dangerous consequences.

he accuses bush of doing "a terrible job on the war against terrorism."

clarke, who is expected to testify tuesday before a federal panel reviewing the attacks, writes in a new book, against all enemies, going on sale monday, that bush and his cabinet were preoccupied during the early months of his presidency with some of the cold war issues that had faced his father's administration.

"it was as though they were preserved in amber from when they left office eight years earlier," clarke told cbs for an interview to air today on its 60 minutes program.
josh marshall and the kos and billmon have more.
posted by skippy at 2:20 PM | 0 comments
bloggers not awol to dead trees in minnesota

bill scher, editor of liberal oasis, has an opinion piece in today's edition of the minneapolis star tribune! nice job, bill!
posted by skippy at 2:12 PM | 0 comments
truth about spanish elections not awol to tom

tom tomorrow has the most comprehensive analysis of the reality of why the spanish elections went down as they did. it's an email from a spanish reader of his, detailing the reasons why he and millions of other spanairds voted for the socialist candidate, and it has little to do with al qaeda's reprisals for the spanish support of the coalition:

so, many people began to ask "who did it?", "not all of us are here, we lack 200" and "we want the truth before voting" already in the mammoth antiterrorist demonstrations on friday. the government stuck to the eta [basque separatist group] hypothesis trying to avoid this probable electoral damage. they must have thought that using their massive media control they could cover it up for four days, until election's aftermath. government-controlled public and private televisions, radios and newspapers broadcasted once and again "it was eta", but each minute less people was buying it. it has been said that workers of some of this media were near to revolt because of the pressures to avoid the islamic hypothesis (today, efe -spanish state press agency- workers' unions have asked for the immediate resignation of their boss because of this)…

and sunday came, and it was election's day. i didn't see fear. i saw mourning. a strange feeling, believe me. spaniards use to be very funny. people is continously laughing and making jokes about everything, specially the younger. watching all that people lining up to vote without a laugh nor a smile was impressive. and there was something more in truckloads of eyes. anger. deep anger. no incidents…

but let me tell you that i honestly think that we voted not guided by fear, but guided by anger. in the critical hours after the attack, aznar's government confronted and bipolarized the spanish people lying and manipulating even when the truth was alreday obvious for millions. this caused an automatic reaction in the low and middle classes thinking "they make wars against our opinion, then it's our blood who pays them, and furthermore they're lying us and insulting our deads and our intelligence". not a good cocktail for a government seeking re-election, i'm afraid.
"not a good cocktail for a government seeking re-election." tell that to awol.
posted by skippy at 2:04 PM | 0 comments
reliable news about zawahiri's whereabouts awol

bad news for those of you who were watching the big game on thursday and friday. no, we don't mean ncaa march madness, we mean the big "battle on the border" (actual news logo on one of the screeching head networks) involving pakistani and us forces as they "cornered" ayman al-zawahiri, bin laden's number two (no laughing, austin powers fans!) in a tribal compound.

turns out he wasn't there. or he might have been there but he left early in the fighting. or he was there and now he's dead. or he was dead and now he's alive. or something.

not a big surprise, and we are not saying that the screeching heads news networks shouldn't be following the story. we just found it suspicious and pointless to have practically a two-day breaking news story about a battle in the tora bora mountains which was not only unresolved, but not even particularly confirmed that there was anything there.

especially when this week in iraq, the supposed anniversary rah rah of what a great job we did in that war, was one of the bloodiest weeks (week 54)in the past year.

not that we're paranoid or anything.
posted by skippy at 1:01 PM | 0 comments
poll results awol on awol poll

we've got bad news for everybody who voted in this week's poll "should skippy continue to use the all awol all the time format?"

and it's bad, irrespective of which way you voted.

for some reason pollhost has lost the individual tallies for each answer. we know the total tally of people who voted, well over 150. but we can't tell which answer got the largest number of votes.

even worse, pollhost had refused to even answer our emails until we threatened to publicize on our blog how lousy their service is.

their terse email said, "we are investigating the matter."

(since they actually did answer our emails, we will refrain from telling everybody what a lousy stupid pointless and waste of time service pollhost runs. we'll just let you all decide that for yourselves.)

however, this means that we will have to run the poll for another week. and we are asking everybody who voted last week to please vote again this week.

for the record, we were able to view the vote tally for the first two days the poll was up. and it looked very much like we were asking america "should awol be elected again?" because the votes were pretty evenly split, with a little more tippage towards the "yes" side, because a larger number of people did not want the crack smoking headline writer to get rehired.

we apologize for this inconvenience.
posted by skippy at 12:21 PM | 0 comments
ne soyez pas awol en disant le bonjour

à guignols.org.
posted by skippy at 12:04 PM | 0 comments
arrests not awol in sf protest

31 women and 50 men were arrested in yesterday's anti-war protests in san francisco. the sfchron tells us:

[sheriff's spokeswoman eileen] hirst and police spokeswoman isabel crowell said they believe all 81 are from a group of about 100 that split off from the main march and rally around 3 p.m. they allegedly blocked market street and refused to disperse, resulting in what police described as some minor physical confrontations.

the day's events were otherwise peaceful, police said.

protesters gathered in dolores park this morning, making their way through the mission to market street, then headed to the civic center where speakers called for an end to the military occupation of iraq.

act now to stop war and racism (answer), which organized the protest, claimed that 50,000 people filled the streets of san francisco. police do not release their estimates of crowd totals, crowell said.
meanwhile, the asspress has this to say about the number of demonstrators at the la protest:

police estimated the crowd at 2,500 while organizers said about 10,000 people showed up. the conflicting estimates could not immediately be reconciled.we were there, and there were definately far more than just 2,500 people.
posted by skippy at 1:36 AM | 0 comments
charges, let alone logic, awol from case against guantanamo chaplin

all charges against capt. james yee have been dropped according to the muslim american society:

in all, the military had brought six counts against yee, but never brought espionage-related charges against him, reports reuters news agency…

guantanamo base commander major gen. geoffrey miller dropped all the charges against yee because of the difficulty of prosecuting him without giving defense lawyers additional classified information, u.s. southern command spokesman lieutenant colonel bill costello told afp.

the military had initially linked him to a possible espionage ring at the naval base in cuba. but the government failed to build a capital espionage case against him. prosecutors have not disclosed much about their case, reports the ap…

they collapsed. chaplain yee has won his case," yee's civilian lawyer, eugene fidell, told reuters. "this represents a long overdue vindication. in our view, he's entitled to an apology and we'll be looking forward to receiving one."

asked if yee would get an apology, [u.s. southern command spokesman lieutenant colonel bill] costello said, "i don't know."

fidell said that "we reject the notion that security concerns played any role in this decision," instead saying the government's case went "up in smoke”…

yee's lawyers had offered to have yee submit to 30 days of polygraph exams for questioning on spy-related issues, reports reuters.
posted by skippy at 1:31 AM | 0 comments

Saturday, March 20, 2004

skippy not awol from anti-war protest in los angeles

we closed skippy international for the afternoon and headed to downtown hollywood to participate in the anti-war protest. it was a beautiful balmy day in socal, just right for a massive show of grass roots anger towards a self-indulgent imperialist regime, or else a block party.

we admit we arrived late, having stopped for lunch in advance. (the world may be drifting towards end-times fascism, but we've got have that mel's burger!) little did we realize there would be street vendors selling hot brats, ice cream and pizza. we forgot we were protesting in the 21st century, and not in the 1960's when every demonstration was byo.

we couldn't begin to estimate how many people were there, as we saw scores of happy satisfied people leaving as we walked to the event. large police presence, but they were there as traffic control more than anything else. one policewoman we spoke with expressed frustration at the massive knot of cars, full of impatient drivers, being forced out of usual traffic flows and onto side streets. horns honked and people yelled, but upon questioning the officer admitted that there was no violence or untoward activities, it was just a big hassle, much like any job can get.

hollywood blvd. was closed down, from la brea at least to cahuenga. the gist of the demonstration took place in front of the newly built kodak theater, where the oscars are now held, in the middle of a large tourist-sucking mall, now at hollywood & highland.

a large stage was set up in the middle of the street, and many speakers were ranting the usual stuff (which you've all read here and elsewhere). thousands of people, perhaps tens of thousands at one point, milled about, holding signs, babies, dogs and leaflets.

many news vans were there; we assume we'll see ourselves on the 11:00 o'clock news tonight!

we bought a bumper sticker for mrs. skippy. she's a fan of donald trump's show "the apprentice," and the sticker proclaims boldly "george bush...you're fired!" she did get a chuckle out of it.

we are not sure if we topped nyc's 100,000 participants, but we are betting that if not, we came pretty darn close.

addendum: please see our cross-posting on our daily kos diary for first-hand accounts from other rallies across the nation.
posted by skippy at 5:14 PM | 0 comments
anti-war activists not awol from rallies across the world

the bosglobe:

anti-war protesters turned out nationwide saturday to mark the first anniversary of the u.s.-led war on iraq, with 30,000 marching through manhattan to call for the removal of american troops from the middle east country.
reuters:

two anti-war protesters have evaded tight security to climb london's big ben clock tower at the houses of parliament, as 25,000 people marched through the city on the first anniversary of the iraq invasion.

the pair unfurled a banner which read "time for truth", before abseiling down from the clockface 328 feet (100 metres) above the capital six hours later. they were arrested on suspicion of causing criminal damage.
wired news:

from sydney to tokyo, madrid, london, new york and san francisco, protesters condemned u.s. policy in iraq and said they did not believe iraqis are better off or the world safer because of the war.

journalists estimated that at least a million people streamed through rome, in probably the biggest single protest.
bloomberg:

in new york, thousands joined a rally on madison avenue, which was to be followed by a march through midtown manhattan. thousands more demonstrated in london, seoul, tokyo and australia, and other protests were planned in europe and as many as 245 u.s. cities, according to united for peace and justice, a new-york based anti-war coalition.

the protesters want ``a new direction for america'' that starts ``with getting out of iraq, bringing in un peacekeepers and bringing our troops home,'' said u.s. representative dennis kucinich, an ohio democrat who addressed the new york rally. kucinich, 57, sought the democratic presidential nomination, which was clinched this week by senator john kerry, 60.
san diego union-tribune:

tens of thousands marched through central london, some of them waving placards that called president bush the "world's no. 1 terrorist." anti-war demonstrators held a huge rally in rome, where organizers said up to 2 million people turned out and police estimated 250,000.

some 150,000 people demonstrated in barcelona, spain, city hall officials reported.

france, germany, greece, the netherlands and other european countries also saw protests, while earlier demonstrations took place in japan, australia and india. in the philippines, protesters clashed with riot police, although no injuries were reported.

anti-american feelings ran high in egypt, where demonstrators in cairo – vastly outnumbered by riot police – burned u.s. flags. hundreds of people gathered in other middle eastern capitals to denounce the war.
posted by skippy at 12:30 PM | 0 comments
middle class may be awol from america

we have spoken before about thom hartmann's common dreams piece warning of the disappearance of the middle class (found via the side show).

now, thanks to reader ned, we find this article in the atlantic monthly by michael lind, which, though a bit denser, gets into more detail about why the middle class exists, and why it might not. a pivotal excerpt:

the disparity between rapid productivity growth in mechanized sectors and slow productivity growth in human-service jobs produces baumol's disease—named after the economist william j. baumol. according to baumol, in a technological economy falling prices for manufactured goods and automated services eventually increase the relative cost of labor-intensive services such as nursing and teaching. baumol has predicted that the share of gross domestic product spent on health care will rise from 11.6 percent in 1990 to 35 percent in 2040, while the share spent on education will rise from 6.7 percent to 29 percent.

the shifting of relative costs need not in itself be a problem. if americans in 2050 or 2100 pay far more (as a percentage of their spending) for health care and education than they did in 1900, they may still be better off—if they pay correspondingly less for other goods and services. the problem is that as the relative cost of services like education and health care rises, more and more americans will find themselves in service-sector jobs that, unlike the professions, have historically been low-wage.

technology is changing the job market by shoving people out of sectors that can be mechanized or automated—factory production, data processing, clerical work—and into sectors requiring a human touch, from nursing to law. as the twenty-first century began, most jobs created were in non-unionized service sectors where wages were low because of a glut of labor and where the prospects for long-term productivity gains were minimal…

some economists assert that increases in productivity will inevitably translate into higher wages throughout the economy. but this is a matter of faith, not fact. baumol's analysis tends to undermine such easy optimism. most productivity advances occur in mechanized and automated sectors, which employ a shrinking number of americans; so how will the growing number of americans in service jobs share the gains of high productivity growth?

in the absence of some system of private or public redistribution, then, there is no guarantee that rising national productivity will spontaneously and inevitably produce rising incomes and wealth for most americans, rather than just windfalls for the fortunate few.
to add our two cents, though we are not economists, we've always maintained that the money saved on payrolls by sending jobs overseas is not completely passed onto the consumer, but rather gets stuck somewhere in stock appreciation value or just outright bonuses to the guys at the top.

so, in other words, you lose your job, but your neighbors don't pay that much less for the product you used to make, because your boss pocketed the difference.

the theory of free markets never takes greed into account.
posted by skippy at 12:21 PM | 0 comments
the concept of "awol" not awol in blogtopia*

those of who familiar with lt. col. h.g. spectre, who covered general christian's ass while he was on maneuvers, will be happy to know that the lt. col. himself has gone awol to his own blog, named, appropriately enough, spectre awol.

we will not rest until every blog in blogtopia* has "awol" in their title (or at least subtitle).

well, ok, we might rest. but we will not fall into rem sleep. or if we do, we promise not to dream, at least not in color.


*(y!wctp!)
posted by skippy at 12:03 PM | 0 comments
don't be awol

in saying hello to daily connotations.

and, if you need any chocolate chip cookies, be sure to order them from cookies in heaven.
posted by skippy at 11:55 AM | 0 comments

Friday, March 19, 2004

somebody other than awol also awol, and facing uncertain future

staff sgt. camilo mejia, who has refused to go back to serve in the iraqi war, has asked for consciencious objector status. he is unsure what will happen to him, as the hinesville coastal courier reports:

neither the army nor a soldier who opted not to return to duty after a furlough know what to expect next. staff sgt. camilo mejia did not report back to c company, 1/124th infantry battalion last fall. after 31 days, his florida national guard unit reported him as a deserter.

mejia turned himself into authorities at hanscom air force base in concord, ma, on monday and his lawyer has filed a petition with fort stewart commanding general maj. gen. william webster for mejia to be granted conscientious objector status.

"i might be facing criminal charges," mejia admitted during a news conference wednesday at the ramada inn in hinesville, just before he reported to fort stewart. "i'm not really sure how they are going to handle it. i expect them to treat me with respect"...

"a decision has not been made," said maj. robert resnick, the chief of criminal law for fort stewart. "he will be treated just like any other noncommissioned officer on fort stewart. he is not currently charged with anything right now."
the chicago tribune (via the billings gazette) tells us that sgt. mejia found many aspects of the war in iraq troubling:

mejia accuses commanders of using gis as "bait" to lure out iraqi fighters so that u.s. soldiers could win combat decorations. he also says operations were conducted in ways that sometimes risked injuring civilians. he has accused his battalion and company commanders of incompetence and has reiterated past guardsmen's complaints about being poorly equipped…

perhaps the turning point for mejia was the day in iraq he was ordered to shoot at iraqis protesting and hurling grenades toward his position from about 75 yards away - what he considered too far a distance to be a real threat. mejia and his men opened fire on one, and he fell, his blood pooling around him.

"it was the first time i had fired at a human being," mejia recalled. "i guess you could say it was my initiation at killing a human being. … one thing i ask myself a lot, 'did i hit him?'
the tribune/gazette article also states that there are about "600 soldiers counted as awol by the army during home leaves from iraq."

make that 601 that we know of.
posted by skippy at 11:36 PM | 0 comments
scatological symbolism not awol in nation-wide protest

found via blah3, here's a site which is organizing a national "i'm embarrassed by the president" day on april 1. they are calling for everyone to wear a brown ribbon.

join tens of thousands of others across the country and world and wear a brown armband or ribbon to symbolize all the bs coming out of the white house.

find myself apologizing to my foreign friends both in this country and abroad while trying vainly to explain the sheer idiocy and illogic of the current administration's policies.

so this april 1st, april fools day, join tens of thousands of others who are wearing brown armbands or ribbons to signify the bullshit flowing down from washington.

making the armbands is easy - just use tape and cut a brown paper bag, brown cloth, a brown sheet, ribbon, or anything else into strips 3 inches wide and 12-24 inches long. or get brown ribbon. if you make a band for yourself, then make lots of spares to pass on to friends and strangers.
can we get tony orlando and dawn to do a new version of their old song?
posted by skippy at 7:13 PM | 0 comments
miller apology not awol to alterman

according to altercation, dennis miller called eric alterman's cell phone and apologized for the weird and boring segment when eric guested on miller's cnbc show.

what we want to know is, when will dennis call the rest of us and apologize for all the other segments?
posted by skippy at 7:04 PM | 0 comments
reality awol from concept of "free markets"

thanks to the lovely dr. avedon carol (who graciously admits to knowing who coined the term "blogtopia), we were directed to common dreams where thom hartman writes about the fact that both the "markets" and the "middle class" are not things that actually exist, except for the intervention of governments.

governments provide a stable currency to make markets possible. they provide a legal infrastructure and court systems to enforce the contracts that make markets possible. they provide educated workforces through public education, and those workers show up at their places of business after traveling on public roads, rails, or airways provided by government. businesses that use the "free market" are protected by police and fire departments provided by government, and send their communications - from phone to fax to internet - over lines that follow public rights-of-way maintained and protected by government.

and, most important, the rules of the game of business are defined by government. any sports fan can tell you that football, baseball, or hockey without rules and referees would be a mess. similarly, business without rules won't work...

if you want to play the game of business, we've said in the us since 1784 (when tench coxe got the first tariffs passed "to protect domestic industries") then you have to play in a way that both makes you money and serves the public interest.

which requires us to puncture the second balloon of popular belief. the "middle class" is not the natural result of freeing business to do whatever it wants, of "free and open markets," or of "free trade." the "middle class" is not a normal result of "free markets." those policies will produce a small but powerful wealthy class, a small "middle" mercantilist class, and a huge and terrified worker class which have traditionally been called "serfs."

the middle class is a new invention of liberal democracies, the direct result of governments defining the rules of the game of business. it is, quite simply, an artifact of government regulation of markets and tax laws.
that fact is indeed the one thing that gives us at skippy international hope. in the face of rightist media consolidation, campaign finance laws that favor the rich, and vice presidents going duck hunting with the supreme court justices that will sit in judgement of their court cases, we are comforted by the fact that at least for now the middle class still has the vote.

and when the middle class realizes that the rightists are not on their side, eventually, they will be voted out. assuming awol doesn't declare martial law.
posted by skippy at 6:48 PM | 0 comments
wonkette awol from using skippy's ideas

not that we're bitter or anything, but we sent wonkette 10 different slogans made from the official georgewbush.org sloginator before the repubbbs got smart and took it off the site.

we were hoping wonkette would post one of ours on her blog. but she did not. apparently she does not think we are as clever as we think she is. (she also refuses to even answer an email suggesting an exchange of links, forcing us to reassess our opinion of her cleverness).

some of our slogans for the awol/cheney 2004 campaign:

because the deficit just isn't big enough

what else could ann coulter do for a living?

at least halliburton will have a job

the dads, not the drunk or gay daughters

3500 dead americans can't be wrong

resistance is futile

vote for me or my wife will run you over


wonkette did direct us to a yahoo group dedicated to sloginator slogans, which is just as good. if any of you actually made some pdf files of posters, send them to this group! they will live on!
posted by skippy at 4:56 PM | 0 comments
blogtopia* not awol from vanity fair

we leafed through april issue of vanity fair while standing in the grocery store check out line, trying to find the advertised article "macbush: a tragedy in three acts." needless to say, while we saw a lot of gorgeous if emaciated 20 year olds in hip clothes, we didn't ever find the article.

but there were some other great anti-awol articles in the issue, and blogtopia* is all abuzz about one in particular: james wolcott musing about blogs, specifically the liberal ones.

unfortunately, vf did not put that article on line, so we are forced to spend money on dead trees. that is so last millennium! however, while researching the post below, we found out from unfair witness that buzz machine quotes the article liberally (pun not intended, but welcome nonetheless). mr. wolcott names many of the great blogs (though apparently, he overlooked ours, we can't imagine why), in his analysis of how this medium is overtaking dead trees and screeching heads in terms of being "the most vivifying, talent-swapping, socializing breakthrough in popular journalism since the burst of coffeehouse periodicals and political pamphleteering in the 18th century, when the spectator, the tatler, and sundry other sheets liberated writing from literary patronage."

our favorite line quoted from the article:

when i stray into these sites [sullivan, reynolds, hanson] now, it's like entering the visitor's center of a historical landmark. the rhododentrons need dusting, and the tour guide isn't listening to himself, having done his spiel endless times before.

liberal blogs are now where the bonfires blaze.



*yes! we coined that phrase!
posted by skippy at 4:38 PM | 0 comments
awol headlines not awol from other blogs

tex of unfairwitness points out that other folks are picking up the meme of "all awol all the time!"
posted by skippy at 4:17 PM | 0 comments
bushes not awol donating to awol

reader jj frisco of the daily cookie gave us a link to fund race 2004 neighbor search.

we can't think of any good this particular bit of software can do, except let you know who in your neighborhood is donating to the candidate you don't like, so you can go teepee their house (disclaimer: skippy does not endorse vandalism of any kind, but the kind that can be taken care of with a little elbow grease and a trash bag isn't as bad as some others, like lying about the reasons to go to war).

however, it's interesting to note how many people named bush donate to awol.
posted by skippy at 4:13 PM | 0 comments
al qaeda's #2 man may be awol from the current battle in afghanistan

the weekend australian, australia's national daily newspaper (don't ask us why a daily is named "weekend," it's not like skippy the bush kangaroo knows anything about australia) reports that ayman al-zawahiri, bin laden's right hand man and the focus of the current operation in afghanistan, may have already slipped through the tightening net the pakistani and american forces are tightening around the suspect terrorist compound on the afghani border.

a bulletproof landcruiser at high speed bursting out of a tribal compound in pakistan's south waziristan region was just the latest infuriating setback in the us's quest to bring down the top of the al-qa'ida tree.

the car, followed by two armoured vehicles and a phalanx of heavily armed militants able to wipe out dozens of crack troops sent to blast the terrorists from their nest, is believed to have contained ayman al-zawahiri, right-hand man to osama bin laden.

after mounting speculation that us and pakistani forces ranged on either side of the afghanistan-pakistan border were about to pounce on al-qa'ida's key planner, a senior taliban spokesman yesterday made the claim washington least wanted to hear - that both zawahiri and bin laden were safe in afghanistan.

"he may have slipped the net," the official said.
(link via antiwar.com)

meanwhile, the army times reports that two us soldiers have been killed in fighting elsewhere in afghanistan.

two soldiers were killed and two others were wounded in fighting thursday in central afghanistan, the u.s. military said. at least five attackers were killed in the battle, officials said.

in a brief statement, u.s. central command said the american soldiers were accompanied by troops of the afghan national army when they were attacked by “anti-coalition militia” in a village near tarin kowt.

the americans were not identified by name or military unit.



cross-posted on our daily kos diary and the american street.
posted by skippy at 12:22 PM | 0 comments
google not awol with 'awol' headlines

formerly known as "fun with google."
posted by skippy at 12:06 AM | 0 comments

Thursday, March 18, 2004

hypocricy about foreign support not awol from colin powell

give a big thumbs up to kos diary writer phillyfilly, who did some crack research and came up with this contradiction:

colin powell last sunday challenged john kerry to "name names" concerning the "foreign leaders" (which we now know were actually "more leaders") that support his candidacy, as the houstonchron reports:

kerry's remarks about foreign leaders drew a skeptical response sunday from powell, who told fox news that he had no idea what foreign leaders kerry was talking about.

"it's an easy charge, an easy assertion to make. but if he feels it is that important an assertion to make, he ought to list some names," powell said. ``if he can't list names, then perhaps he should find something else to talk about."
but phillfilly finds this quote from a year ago from colin talking about the coalition of the willing:

a coalition is always a coalition of the willing. and this particular coalition of the willing now has 47 nations; 47 nations are openly members of the coalition, and have asked to be identified with this effort. and there are many other nations that for a variety of reasons don't want to be publicly identified, but are also a part of the coalition of the willing.
[emphasis, irony, disgust, and snarky grin, ours].

good job, phillyfilly! if you want a job as an intern here at skippy international, it's yours for the asking!
posted by skippy at 6:48 PM | 0 comments
swinging not awol to stern listeners

though we've talked about this before, we direct your attention to this bosglobe article talking about howard stern's recent conversion to born-again liberalism.

as you may remember, since getting booted off of 4 clear "resistance is futile" channel radio stations, stern has become one of awol's biggest, and loudest, and perhaps most influential critics. at least a critic with one of the biggest fan bases around.

since the fcc crackdown on media "indecency" in the wake of janet jackson's nipplegate incident, stern has transformed his morning variety show into a rabidly anti-bush talk forum. every weekday, he has been devoting hours of his broadcast (locally on wbcn-fm, 104.1) to impassioned criticism of president bush and support of senator john kerry. railing tirelessly against the president, stern has been attacking bush's yoking together of church and state, the legitimacy of his national guard service, his use of sept. 11 imagery in his campaign ads, his stances regarding first amendment rights, his handling of iraq, and his stands on gay marriage and stem-cell research.

"join me and friends of this show who are outraged," stern said on the air last friday. "vote out every republican you can find." he has also been urging his listeners to send money to kerry's campaign, calling him "a good man" and praising his record in vietnam as well as his later criticism of the vietnam war.
not fans of stern's brand of raunch ourselves (we prefer a more, shall we say, refined brand of erotica, involving latex nun costumes and spread bars), we are nonetheless happy to have an anti-awol voice speaking loudly and passionately to the many millions of americans who are probably swing voters.

and this is why we present this article. in it, chuck todd, the editor of the hotline, a daily political tome, gives what we think is probably the most accurate definition of what a swing voter actually is:

some people will dismiss stern not because they don't believe he has a following, but because they believe his listeners don't vote," todd says. "i would argue that a swing voter is just that; they swing between not voting and voting, not between the two parties. so if he brings some nonvoters to the polls, then that's a big impact."
when we think of swings, our mind drifts back to those latex nun costumes we were talking about.
posted by skippy at 6:27 PM | 0 comments
rumsfeld's foot not awol from his mouth

thanks to cursor, a daily must here at skippy international headquarters, we find this moveon.org ad highlighting the sec. of defense back peddaling about "imminent threats" on face the nation.
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don't be awol in saying hello

to laughing wild.
posted by skippy at 5:56 PM | 0 comments
blogging for money not awol in reality

witness kevin drum, or the blogger formerly known as calpundit, now working under the nome de blog as political animal on the washington monthly site.

we won't bother to try to construct a gag about daily blogging on a monthly publication, but instead remind everyone to change their links from calpundit, which will not be updated as frequently, to political animal.

good on ya, kev!
posted by skippy at 5:37 PM | 0 comments
moderate conservatives might be awol from awol

thanks to antiwar.com, we find this editorial by sandy shanks in the hibbing, minnesota, daily tribune (we know, we know: as goes hibbing, so goes the nation). mr. shanks writes about the real concerns of moderate conservatives at the actions of the man they almost put into office, and whose dad's friends on the supreme court finally did:

aside from not feeling "the least bit of kinship with the mostly southern ranting religious right that permeates the gop beyond their numbers," and lamenting "the continuing death and injury toll [in iraq] with no end in sight," mr. shanks denounces the general trend of awol's administration:

of most concern to the m.c.’s, though, is mounting distress over the influence of the neoconservatives in the white house, men such as cheney, rumsfeld, wolfowitz, perle, and others. according to the christian science monitor, “neoconservatives believe that the united states should not be ashamed to use its unrivaled power – forcefully if necessary – to promote its values around the world. some even speak of the need to cultivate a us empire. neoconservatives believe modern threats facing the us can no longer be reliably contained and therefore must be prevented, sometimes through preemptive military action.” on a foreboding note, richard perle states, “the president of the united states, on issue after issue, has reflected the thinking of neoconservatives.” noting that rumsfeld micro-manages the pentagon, it seems apparent in recent testimony provided by george tenet, cia director, that rumsfeld and cheney maneuvered around the cia to provide a casus belli for iraq. turns out, that “casus” was a will-o’-the wisp. that’s scary for what it portends of the future.
we're scared!
posted by skippy at 5:29 PM | 0 comments
dennis miller apparently awol from his own darn self

eric alterman was on dennis miller last night. no, we're talking about gay marriage, we mean eric put in an appearance on dennis's rapidly ratings-depleted ego-fest on cnbc, the network known for entertainment and comedy.

if you missed it, eric has his own take on how it all went down:

anyway, what was so weird about it was how professional it seemed until i finally sat down with miller. it was set up long in advance by the book’s publicists. the car came on time. in my dressing room, which was pretty elaborate as such things go, i met with a series of staff members who informed me that dennis would be wanting to discuss topics such as george soros and the funding of 527s; whether bush was exploiting the 9/11 families, and i forget what else, just like a real talk show. then i go out there and what? i’m talking to a stoned teenager, who can’t be bothered to say more than, “whoh, man, you are so totally screwed up. like, you really believe that stuff, dude?” i paraphrase, but really, dennis did not say much more than that. everyone on staff was extremely apologetic afterward and the word “unprofessional” was used over and over.
eric goes on to muse about one of our bugaboos: how can all these right-wing ego-filled ratings-avoiding know-nots keep getting air time, when phil donahue was unceremoniously dumped while getting and maintaining three times the audience that any other show at msnbc ever got or ever hopes to get?

i try to avoid most of these guys, though i’ve been on o’reilly, and scarborough and michael medved’s silly radio program a couple of times but never have i encountered a guy who could not be bothered to make his own case on his own show. really, what can cnbc be thinking with this guy? his ratings are not just in the toilet they have traveled all the way to the septic tank. and as we all know, they need to pay audience members to show up. it has got to cost more than the phil donahue show to produce, given the size of the audience and the set and that was yanked even though it was then the highest rated show on msnbc.
we'd force ourselves to watch scarborough if eric was the co-host, and they promised not to find any dead bodies of joe's staff in his office early one morning.
posted by skippy at 5:19 PM | 0 comments
sen. mccain says kerry not awol on defense

thanks to a daily kos diary, we find out that john mccain has jumped to sen. kerry's defense in matters of defense. asspress sez:

sen. john mccain, r-ariz., said thursday he did not believe democratic candidate john kerry, a friend and senate colleague, was weak on defense or would compromise national security if elected president.

"this kind of rhetoric, i think, is not helpful in educating and helping the american people make a choice," mccain said on "the early show" on cbs. "you know, it's the most bitter and partisan campaign that i've ever observed. i think it's because both parties are going to their bases rather than going to the middle. i regret it”…

asked on nbc's "today" if he thought kerry was weak on defense, mccain said: "no, i do not believe that he is, quote, weak on defense. he's responsible for his voting record, as we are all responsible for our records, and he'll have to explain it. but, no, i do not believe that he is necessarily weak on defense. i don't agree with him on some issues, clearly. but i decry this negativism that's going on on both sides. the american people don't need it."

when asked on "the early show" if kerry's election would compromise national security, mccain responded: "i don't think that - i think that john kerry is a good and decent man. i think he has served his country."
posted by skippy at 12:51 PM | 0 comments
peace still awol in iraq as violence continues

one day after the destructive bombing of a hotel in central baghdad, violence continues all over the country. msnbc reports:

a suicide bomber blew up a car thursday near a hotel in the southern city of basra as a british military patrol passed by, killing three bystanders, the latest in a series of attacks just before the anniversary of the start of the u.s.-led war.

nbc news’ baghdad bureau reported that several new explosions were heard thursday night near the so-called green zone, where the u.s.-led coalition headquarters is based…

in other strikes thursday, three iraqi journalists were gunned down northeast of baghdad, while eight marines were wounded in a mortar attack near fallujah. two iraqis were killed in the flashpoint city in a gunfight that followed the attack, according to eyewitnesses.
bloomberg details other attacks which killed u.s. soldiers:

a u.s. marine was killed yesterday and three were wounded in a mortar attack in western iraq, a senior coalition military official said, according to agence france-presse. earlier the coalition announced that two u.s. soldiers were killed in attacks yesterday.

the attack on marines came near the iraqi-syrian border at qusayba, afp cited the official as saying. the marine was the first to die since 25,000 u.s. marines arrived in iraq earlier this year, relieving other forces returning to the u.s., afp reported.

a mortar attack on a coalition base near baghdad airport just outside the capital killed two u.s. soldiers and injured six others, afp said earlier, citing a statement from the u.s. military. one soldier, in the 13th corps support command, died immediately in the attack yesterday on logistics base seitz, afp said. three of the eight injured were evacuated to a hospital, where one died of his injuries, the news agency said.
and, while reuters reports that the us military denies anything, kpvi-tv in idaho claims there are now reports that a military helicopter has been downed, also in fallujah.
posted by skippy at 12:39 PM | 0 comments

Wednesday, March 17, 2004

irony not awol at spadehammer

spade hammer ponders the idiocy of awol claiming that terrorist bombings half a world away won't affect his own resolve.
posted by skippy at 10:51 PM | 0 comments
terrorist support not awol from awol

via the kos, we find that the abu hafs al-masri brigades, a terrorist group with ties to al qaeda, supports awol's re-election next november. yahoo news reports:

the statement [from the group] said it supported president bush (news - web sites) in his reelection campaign, and would prefer him to win in november rather than the democratic candidate john kerry (news - web sites), as it was not possible to find a leader "more foolish than you (bush), who deals with matters by force rather than with wisdom."

in comments addressed to bush, the group said:

"kerry will kill our nation while it sleeps because he and the democrats have the cunning to embellish blasphemy and present it to the arab and muslim nation as civilization."

"because of this we desire you (bush) to be elected."
we think kerry should demand that awol name names of the foreign terrorist cells that support his candidacy.
posted by skippy at 5:09 PM | 0 comments
untrue meme not awol on cnn

much to our disappointment, but not surprise, cnn continues to propigate the untrue meme that john kerry claimed many "foreign leaders" had contacted him to express their support of his candidacy over that of awol's.

today wolf "i never met a neocon i didn't like" blitzer repeated it again and again, as did many taped pieces concerning the campaign.

apparently the truth of reality doesn't matter to cnn. as many organizations reported (but apparently, not enough) patrick healy of the bosglobe, was the journalist who originally stated that kerry said "foreign leaders" supported his candidacy. however, upon a re-hearing of his taped transcript, mr. healy issued a correction, saying that kerry actually said "more leaders" instead of "foreign."

but that makes no difference to cnn. as we have often said before, the repubbbs are never ones to let facts get in the way of a good meme.

perhaps you'd like to ask cnn why they continue to perpetuate this meme. or maybe just tell cnn they made a mistake. or send them note about their campaign coverage. or just make a general comment about cnn's reportage. (keep it civil and clean, now!)
posted by skippy at 5:00 PM | 0 comments
extreme violence not awol in iraq

the administration is somehow convinced that the fact that a huge car bomb levelled the hotel jabol lebanon in baghdad proves that we're winning in iraq. bloomberg tells us:

“this remains a time of testing in iraq,'' white house spokesman scott mcclellan said in washington. ``the stakes are high. the terrorists know the stakes are high. but they will not prevail. we will meet this test with strength and with resolve.''
the sad irony is that today was the first day of a major coalition operation against insurgents in baghdad.

u.s. 1st armored division forces had just begun operation iron promise to root out resistance fighters in baghdad. the offensive targets extremists who have attacked mosques and clerics, and set bombs that have killed iraqi civilians and american soldiers, army brigadier general mark kimmitt said today.
at the latest count 27 people are confirmed dead, and the hotel is pretty much destroyed.
posted by skippy at 4:37 PM | 0 comments
alterman not awol from television tonight

johanna ramos-boyer, one of eric alterman's communications specialists, lets us know that eric will be on the dennis miller show tonight. we are of the opinion that dennis is still intermittently funny, though mrs. skippy disagrees. but seeing eric will be worth watching the show, whatever your opinion.

we can all agree that charlie rose is not only not funny, he's not even interesting, but eric will also be on his show tonight, along with eric's co-author mark green, probably discussing and certainly plugging their latest tome, the book on bush.

speaking of books on bush, especially those by eric alterman, today marks the appearance of eric's book what liberal media? in paperback. grab a copy! it's great beach reading!

as for eric's appeances on tv tonight, we'd encourage everyone to watch both shows. please check your local listings for specific times, and your refrigerator for specific snacks.
posted by skippy at 4:30 PM | 0 comments

Tuesday, March 16, 2004

letterman not awol on ribbing awol

we are happy to point out that some of the best political humor these days are coming from late night with david letterman. last night he had this gem:

"john kerry says that foreign leaders want him to be president, but that he can't name the foreign leaders. that's all right, president bush can't name them either."
posted by skippy at 7:08 PM | 0 comments
nytimes not awol with criticism for awol

reader and regular contributor and long time friend rose sends us notice of a couple of nytimes pieces that takes awol to task for various things:

warren hoge writes that ex-un inspector has harsh words for bush:

“they wanted to come to the conclusion that there were weapons," [hans blix] said. "like the former days of the witch hunt, they are convinced that they exist, and if you see a black cat, well, that's evidence of the witch."

in a talk to a crowd of 1,200 people on monday night at new york university, mr. blix said he did not share the bush administrations' view that the war had made the world a safer place.

"sorry to say it doesn't look that way," he said. "if the aim was to send a signal to terrorists that we are determined to take you on, that has not succeeded. in iraq, it has bred a lot of terrorism and a lot of hatred to the western world."

speaking more assertively on "today" about the iraq war than he does in "disarming iraq," his new book, mr. blix charged the bush administration with invading iraq as retaliation for the terrorism strikes on the united states, even though there was no evidence linking saddam hussein to the attackers.

"so in a way, you could say that iraq was perhaps as much punitive as it was pre-emptive," he said. "it was a reaction to 9/11 that we have to strike some theoretical, hypothetical links between saddam hussein and the terrorists. that was wrong. there wasn't anything."

mr. blix said the americans and british depended too much on defectors and exercised too little critical judgment in assessing their information. "the c.i.a. certainly is very used to debriefing defectors, so they must have had a critical mind," he said, "but they also knew what they wanted to hear at the top."
and in the actuary and the actor, the times talks about the administration's silencing a government medicare expert who believed the new medicare bill would cost far more than folks were willing to spin:

richard foster, one of the government's foremost medicare experts, says he was ordered not to provide requested information to congress last fall when doubts were being raised about the drug benefit's cost. the administration denies this, but a ranking former official has confirmed mr. foster's story. as the bill was being considered, mr. foster privately cautioned that its cost could amount to as much as $600 billion, while the white house publicly stuck to the congressional budget office figure of $400 billion over 10 years. the administration eventually conceded a cost of $534 billion, but only after the bill was safely signed into law.
posted by skippy at 3:09 PM | 0 comments
the word 'foreign' awol from kerry's original "foreign leaders" remark

found via the kos, matt drudged up a correction by the original reporter who informed the world that john kerry had heard from "foreign leaders":

"i mistranscribed a key word," explains patrick healy, a political reporter for the boston globe who covered the event in a pool capacity.

"listening to the audio recorder now, in the quiet of my house, i hear 'more leaders' and i am certain that 'more leaders' is what senator kerry said"...

healy claims in an e-mail correction: "transcribing on the bus in florida, and again on the plane ride to tampa, i heard 'foreign leaders' rather than 'more leaders'. i am very sorry for this screw-up, and please feel free to hold me accountable to your editors and higher-ups."

it was healy's pool reporting of kerry's "i've met foreign leaders" quote that ignited the original firestorm, and resulted in a dare from secretary of state colin powell to name names!
as far as we can tell, only the washtimes, the nytimes, and the latimes have reported the correction sent out by mr. healy, though one kos reader tells us the washpost and fox carried the correction.

but we haven't heard anything on the screeching heads networks about it!
posted by skippy at 10:36 AM | 0 comments
readers not awol from skippy

congratulations! you are the 375,000th visitor to skippy!

be sure to vote in our latest poll, "should skippy continue to use the all awol all the time format?" bottom of our right hand side bar, under the archives!
posted by skippy at 12:04 AM | 0 comments

Monday, March 15, 2004

kerry awol from thinking on his feet

many of awol's minions are making much of john kerry's recent statement that foreign leaders have told kerry they support his candidacy.

things came to a head, or at least a pimple, today at a kerry rally in pennsylvania, when a local man challenged kerry to name those leaders (which sounds a lot like a game show to us).

cedric brown, owner of a local sign company, defied an angry crowd and demanded that kerry reveal the names of the leaders. brown questioned whether kerry had met with any foreign officials recently.

kerry refused to answer brown's questions, but insisted he has spoken with "several" leaders "at different levels." he admitted that none of these conversations took place in person.

kerry has not traveled outside the united states since late 2002.
we saw the clip on the news today, oboy, and here is our opinion: howard dean was only trying to rally his troops.

whoops! sorry! wrong echo in the echo chamber!

actually, this time it looks like kerry was caught with his metaphor down. he could have been stretching the truth, to be kind, or not. but his fumbling with the guy at the rally, including his adamant and rather condescending "that's none of your business" did not make him look good. and you can bet the media will run the hell out of this clip.

having been onstage ourselves several times, we are of the opinion that what kerry needs to do is take a few improv classes, so he can learn to think on his feet. apparently kerry responded appropriately when colin powell demanded that he name names:

"no leader would obviously share a conversation if i started listing them," kerry said when informed of powell's comments.
he should have said something similar to the guy at the rally today.

"look, pal, these guys don't want to go public with their support of me," he should have said. "i'd be betraying their confidence. suppose the worst happens, and bush gets to throw the election to the supreme court like last time. well, you know he'd win that way. and then where would all these foreign leaders be if i had named them as supporting me? they'd be next in line for a massive us invasion by bushco. and do you want your son to die in paris looking for french wmds? so, instead, i'll give you a list of american leaders who have supported me..." and then go on to name his endorsements.

sure, this is monday morning quarterbacking, but he does need john edwards or al sharpton's ability to think fast, if he's going to overcome the great echo chamber of news repeaters.
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bad day on awol street

one reason we don't want to stop using the "all awol all the time" format is the great puns...ok, ok, moderately amusing puns, like that one.

many pundits are saying that the combination of the spanish election results and madrid commuter train bombing are what made the stock market drop faster than awol's poll numbers.

could be. but we'd like to point out to those of you with short term memory loss that the dow had lost over 500 points last week even before the elections and over 300 points before the bombings.

we are of the opinion, that, while the bombing and election didn't help, there are more factors at work than that. but what do we know? we are not economists. we'd suggest brad de long, or max sawicky, or even the lovely megan macardle (even though she still refuses to link to us, the little snot!) for more expert insight.

all we know is we don't have a job and our portfolio is smaller than a compassionate conservative's heart at this point.
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election may be awol for barbara bush

the daily kos is running a send barbara a message blogathon (yes! kos coined that phrase!) asking for folks to send contributions to either john kerry's campaign or the democratic party to help increase barbara and laura bush's worries about how election 2004 will come out.

the president's mother, in particular, is worried that she has seen this movie before. says the official: "she does not want to see her family go through a '92 thing again."
we, on the other hand, absolutely want the bush family to live through another 1992.

so here's the deal. i'm doing a one-week blogathon to raise money for the general campaign…

my hope is to raise $25,000 total for the effort. the kerry campaign and the dnc are the only two organizations that can spend their money in coordination. so let's give them the resources necessary to give the bushes their own private groundhog day.
if you have some spare cash, it couldn't hurt to give some to kerry.
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spain soon to be awol in iraq

following the election upset by socialist party in spain (which followed the terrible bombing of the madrid commuter train just 4 days before the national election), the new prime minister elect announced that spain will withdraw its troops from the iraq occupation, er, war, no, wait, we mean, uh...coalition help desk. yeah, that's it. a help desk. reuters tells us:

voters, many wearing the black ribbon symbols of national grief since thursday's attack, turned out in numbers well above the last election in 2000 amid an angry debate over who was behind the bombings -- al qaeda or basque separatists.

analysts had warned the [current administration's popular party] could be hit if voters believed a purported al qaeda video's claims that the group had mounted its first attack in europe and in reprisal for spain's support for the u.s.-led war in iraq that most spaniards opposed.

"clearly the attacks have taken their toll. it's a raw nerve for the electorate and that nerve has been touched," said henrik lumholdt, economist and head of strategy at inversis.


the nytimes reports on the new prime minister's remarks:

in his first remarks to reporters since his party's defeat of the center-right popular party candidate on sunday, prime minister-elect josé luis rodríguez zapatero had only scathing criticism for the american-led war against iraq, which his party, like 90 percent of the spanish people, opposed.

"the war has been a disaster, the occupation continues to be a great disaster," mr. zapatero said on the spanish radio station cadena ser. "it hasn't generated anything but more violence and hate. what simply cannot be is that — after it became so clear how badly it was handled — there be no consequences. mr. bush and mr. blair will have to reflect and engage in some self-criticism, so things like that don't happen again."

alluding to the assertions by prime minister josé maría aznar, prime minister tony blair of britain and president bush that the conflict had been justified by the conviction — still unproven — that iraq possessed weapons of mass destruction that posed an imminent threat, he added: "you can't organize a war on the basis of lies. you can't bomb a people just in case."
we think that would make a good slogan for a sign:

you can't bomb a people just in case.
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polls not awol from skippy

we want to thank all 43 of you who voted in last week's skippy poll, answering the question "should awol use images of 9/11 in his campaign ads?" most of you thought if he was stupid enough to remind us all what a failure he was, who are we to stop him, while a sizable portion thought the use of 9/11 was tasteless.

but now it's time to put these polls to administrative use. a few loyal readers have commented that the "all awol all the time" format is getting on their nerves. while that is the modus operandi for skippy and his crew, many other readers have supported us in our use of "awol" as a theme in all our headlines.

so we have decided to put it to a vote. please go to our new poll (bottom of our right hand side bar, just under the archives) and let us know should skippy continue to use the "all awol all the time" format?
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us will not be awol in iraq after june 30

nathan newman dissects the finer points of the new iraqi constitution, and finds a loophole that prevents the iraqis from overturning any laws implemented by the occupying coalition forces. and he concludes that the us will still be there, until at least december 2005, perhaps longer:

but as klein argues, a "sovereign" iraqi government could proceed legally with privatizing the country. so having passed privatization and rightwing laws to encourage the financial stripping of the country before turning over the country, article 26 requires the new "sovereign" iraqi government to implement those laws, thereby giving them retroactive legal sanction.

don't believe the hype-- with article 26, the occupation continues after june. a government that cannot change us-imposed laws is nothing more than a remote controlled puppet regime.

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Sunday, March 14, 2004

anti-war families not awol in protest funeral procession to dc

several hundred people, most of whom have relatives that were lost in the iraqi war, are marching from dover air force base in delaware to washington dc to protest the conflict. newszap tells us:

as the one-year anniversary of operation iraqi freedom approaches, anti-war activists plan to commemorate the event sunday with a funeral procession beginning in camden and ending in the nation's capital.

"this is absolutely a show of support for the troops," said event organizer gordon clark of washington, d.c.

"supporting the troops does not mean to put them into harm's way on a pretense."

dubbed the dover to dc memorial procession, members of about 17 anti-war organizations will gather in camden at noon.

after a prayer service, the procession will move to its official starting point at the main gate of dover air force base. at 2:30 p.m. it will begin a two-day journey to washington.
the toronto star reports that the protesters plan to assemble in dc on monday:

tomorrow, many others will gather here in front of the walter reed army hospital, where the war's most seriously wounded recuperate, then will march to the white house. they are coming from california, new jersey, alabama, illinois, ohio, arkansas and places in between, all paying their own way because they feel they must raise their voices to save others the anguish they feel.
kusa-tv in denver informs why the procession is starting at dover afb:

the base is the site of the nation's biggest military mortuary -- where bodies of u.s. soldiers are brought from iraq. military veterans and families of soldiers killed in iraq are among the demonstrators…

demonstrators criticized the military policy of banning news coverage of the return of flag-draped coffins carrying u.s. soldiers.
funny, we didn't see anything on tv about this...

[ed. note: soon after posting this piece, we were pleased to see an extensive piece on sunday's abc world news tonight about this march. we are happy to stand corrected].


cross-posted on our daily kos diary and the american street.
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more violence as peace remains awol in iraq

the army reported that a total of 9 u.s. soldiers have been killed by roadside bombs in the past four days, according to reuters international:

bomb attacks in baghdad killed four u.s. soldiers, the army said on sunday, bringing to nine the number of troops killed in iraq in the last four days by explosives planted by guerrillas to target american patrols.

a military spokesman said a roadside bomb blast in southern baghdad around 10:45 p.m. (1945 gmt) on saturday killed three u.s. soldiers and wounded one.

another bomb attack at 6:30 a.m. on sunday wounded an american soldier who later died in hospital, the spokesman said.

on saturday, a bomb was detonated as a u.s. patrol passed in saddam hussein's hometown of tikrit. guerrillas then opened fire. two soldiers were killed and several wounded.

two bomb attacks on wednesday and thursday in the restive "sunni triangle" around baghdad killed three soldiers.
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Saturday, March 13, 2004

daily kos not awol from cnn

we are happy to report that our blogging bud daily kos was mentioned on "the daily repubbblican agenda with wolf blitzer" yesterday on cnn! the always newsworthy atrios tells us:

i said practically these exact words to some folks in dc yesterday, then went back to my hotel and watched carlos watson say them to wolf blitzer:

watson: democrats have a new secret weapon.

for a long time, you have heard democrats complain that republicans have conservative talk radio, that rush limbaugh, sean hannity and bill o'reilly and others have shaped the agenda and gotten people aroused and excited at the base. and finally, in 2004, democrats have an answer. the answer is what? it's the blogs, the so-called web logs, where people go online and write information, write commentary, post news stories.

very interesting study out of george washington says about 15 to 20 million people are now actively using the internet and these web logs in particular, sites like daily kos and talking points memo. and what's significant here is that democrats are using this to shape the agenda, because, remember, lots of washington reporters read these. they're using these to excite their own base, just like conservative talk show radio does.
tom shaller, over on the kos, tells us that the daily kos's home page was shown twice on wolfie's show.

good going, kos! and good going, josh marshall as well. and good going everybody who's been working hard here in blogtopia, especially us, because yes! we coined that phrase!
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bloggers not awol with opinions, info, jokes & truth (sometimes they're all the same thing)

busy busy busy writes haiku for famous pundits and political figures.

hammerdown points out that the ironic headline showing awol remembering 9/11 and raising money.

talkleft brings us news about a defendant maintaing an on-going website about his case in court.

the hamster leads us to the news that hispanics prefer kerry by a large margin.

liberal oasis discusses the question "are we any safer?"

roger ailes (the good one) points out that john kerry had no right to call illinois republicans crooks and liars, because that's the job of the us attorney's office.

blah3 got their main page back, thank goodness! they also point out that awol celebrated international women's week by calling one man a woman.

just left of center muses about john derbyshire's stand that gay marriage leads to destruction of gender in society.

the angry bear points out that using awol's own logic about john kerry raising taxes, awol himself will be raising taxes soon.

plucky punk is back in blogtopia! (y!wcpt!) welcome back, plucky!
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violence not awol from iraq

courtesy of lunaville's iraq coalition casualty page, the asspress tells us two more u.s. soldiers were killed in iraq yesterday:

a roadside bomb in saddam hussein's hometown killed two american soldiers and wounded four saturday, a day after the military said two other soldiers died in a similar explosion elsewhere in iraq's so-called sunni triangle.

the soldiers killed saturday were patrolling in downtown tikrit, north of baghdad, around 5 a.m. in an armored humvee when a roadside bomb exploded, said capt. tim crowe of the u.s. army.
and today a large explosion in the shopping district of baghdad killed one iraqi and wounded several others, says reuters:

a bomb exploded at a shop in a busy commercial district of central baghdad on saturday, killing the store owner and wounding several others, police and witnesses said.

the clothing and accessories store was completely destroyed, it's windows blown out and the ceiling fallen in. the windows of nearby shops were also shattered and pools of blood were visible on the pavement alongside torn and bloodied clothing.

"the shop-owner was killed and three people were injured," police officer abbas abid said at the scene.
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judge roy moore thinks god awol from constitution

reader and contributor tekflower alerts us to the latest doings of judge roy "we need a 5 ton block of ten commandments in front of the court house" moore.

waff-tv tells us the judge has introduced the "constitution restoration act of 2004":

q. what is the purpose of this bill?

a. the purpose of the cra is to restrict the appellate jurisdiction of the united states supreme court and all lower federal courts to that jurisdiction permitted them by the constitution of the united states. the acknowledgment of god as the sovereign source of law, liberty, and government is contained within the declaration of independence which is cited as the “organic law” of our country by united states code annotated. the constitution of every state of the union acknowledges god and his sovereignty, as do three branches of the federal government. the acknowledgment of god is not a legitimate subject of review by federal courts. the cra also protects and preserves the constitution of the united states by restricting federal courts from recognizing the laws of foreign jurisdictions and international law as the supreme law of our land.

q. does this bill reverse supreme court precedent?

a. to the extent that any decision of the united states supreme court or that of any federal district court made prior to or after the effective date of the act prohibits the acknowledgment of god as the sovereign source of law, liberty, or government, such precedent would not be binding on state courts.
but the americans for religious liberty are against the judge's attempts to inject god into the federal government:

"former alabama chief justice roy moore's disregard for the first amendment rears its ugly head once again," according to americans for religious liberty (arl) president edd doerr…

"not only is this initiative an affront to jefferson's wall of church-state separation, it clearly violates the constitutional separation of powers," continues doerr. "blanket removal of the necessary restrictions that prevent state sponsored favoritism toward particular religious traditions and slight others is undeniably unconstitutional…

"with this proposed legislation and others such as the ten commandments defense act (hr-2045) and the religious liberties restoration act (s-1558), danger to church-state separation and religious liberty is at a high point. a recent plaintiff in the philadelphia ten commandments case, arl will seek other opportunities to bring the right case all the way to the supreme court. additionally, arl will work with coalition partners to defeat every piece of legislation that endangers religious freedom." doerr concluded.




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Friday, March 12, 2004

polls show americans think good taste is awol when 9/11 used as political prop

two different polls reveal that a majority of americans polled think the use of images from 9/11 in campaign ads is tasteless.

the national annenberg election survey found that 55% of undecided voters thought the use of images was "inappropriate," while the gallup organization found the number of people who felt the same way was closer to 66%.

this is of course terrible news for awol, because he has absolutely nothing else to run on.
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don't be awol in saying hello to

the blog for the center for american progress, the progress report. today they are talking about awol's administration's threat to fire its own chief medicare analyst if he spilled the beans to congress about how much the new medicare bill would actually cost...several billion dollars more than anyone was told.

and while you're at it, don't be awol in saying hello to wanted: a vast left wing conspiracy.
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msnbc awol with poll results

not a specific poll result, mind you. msnbc screeching heads aren't smart enough (or else are too smart) to be specific.

while watching the msnbc morning news giggle, our copy editor was a bit puzzled when the news repeaters went to their clever little "horse race" tote board, which has images of the two presidential candidates, and ralph nader, running an actual horse race. the screeching heads put the little picture of awol (riding an elephant) and the little picture of john kerry (riding a donkey) neck-and-neck, saying that polls have them in a statistical dead heat.

this is news to us. and news to the daily kos, which links us to the latest american research group poll which has john kerry 7 points ahead of awol, comfortably above the margin of error of 3.5%.

but of course, a dem blowout this early in the campaign doesn't make for exciting tv, so, leave it msnbc to ignore the facts.
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consumer confidence even more awol than before

bloomberg tells us that for the second month in a row, the u. of michigan's index of consumer sentiment fall unexpectedly.

the university of michigan's preliminary index of consumer sentiment declined to 94.1 from 94.4 in february, when confidence fell by the most since the terrorist attacks in september 2001. the survey's gauge of optimism over the next five months dropped for a second month, and an index of current conditions rose.

“although jobs gains continue, they are rather modest and that's what is affecting people's overall sentiment,'' said kevin logan, a senior market economist at dresdner kleinwort wasserstein in new york, and the top forecaster of consumer spending in a bloomberg markets magazine survey last year.
most experts (read: guys with jobs) thought the index would rise, according to reuters:

economists had forecast a slight improvement to 95.0, after a dramatic decline in the index in february.

"these confidence surveys are reflecting what people are reading -- that the economy is not creating jobs," said avery shenfeld, senior economist at cibc world markets.
posted by skippy at 12:22 PM | 0 comments
stern not awol in criticism of awol

found via ampoljo, this salon article tells of the most unexpected ally in the campaign against awol: shock jock howard stern.

[ed. note: if you're not a subscribe to salon, you'll have to watch a short ad about schindler's list. and there are sillier ways to waste your time on the internet].

the pioneering shock jock, "the man who launched the raunch," as the los angeles times once put it, has emerged almost overnight as the most influential bush critic in all of american broadcasting, as he rails against the president hour after hour, day after day to a weekly audience of 8 million listeners. never before has a republican president come under such withering attack from a radio talk-show host with the influence and national reach stern has…

stern had strongly backed bush's war on iraq, but in the past two weeks, he has derided the president as a "jesus freak," a "maniac" and "an arrogant bastard," while ranting against "the christian right minority that has taken over the white house." specifically, stern has assailed bush's use of 9/11 images in his campaign ads, questioned his national guard service, condemned his decision to curb stem cell research and labeled him an enemy of civil liberties, abortion rights and gay rights.

in other words, it's the kind of free campaign rhetoric the democratic national committee couldn't have imagined just one month ago.
the terrible news for awol is that stern's core audience, men 18 - 35, are also awol's core audience.

"that's the demographic howard stern targets specifically," says [phoenix talk show host charles] goyette. "if bush's grip on men continues to soften, he could be in big trouble."
gee, we thought he was against gay marriage.

anecdotally, those daily phone calls from listeners -- mostly men -- who tell stern they usually don't vote, but this year they're definitely going to vote against bush (and it's usually against, bush not for sen. john kerry) cannot be comforting to the bush/cheney '04 strategists.
this whole fracas began when clearchannel pulled stern's show from their affiliates, obstensively due to the vulgar nature of his program.

but stern quickly complained on-air that the real reason clear channel yanked his show was that just days earlier he'd begun questioning the president and praising comedian/commentator al franken's anti-bush book "lies, and the lying liars who tell them." stern insisted it was political speech, not indecency, that got him in trouble with the san antonio broadcasting giant, whose ceo, lowry mays, is close to the president and the bush family. the jock still condemns clear channel and its republican connections, but most of stern's firepower today is directed squarely at bush and his close association with the religious right, which stern says is the driving force behind the fcc crackdown on indecency.
we never thought we'd say this, but good luck, howard!
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blah3 blog content awol from blogtopia (yes! we coined that phrase!)

nobody's sure why, right now, but the content of the main page of blah3 has evaporated into cyberspace, all except a notice saying pretty much what we just said, and a link to us.

don't worry, blah3 fans, you can still access their content via their archives. but we hope they are able to fix the problem soon.
posted by skippy at 11:50 AM | 0 comments

Thursday, March 11, 2004

skippy not awol in taking credit for randi rhodes' new show on liberal radio

well, to be honest, we had nothing to do with, other than having promoted the idea for the past year and a half that randi rhodes needed a wider audience for her uncompromising brand of liberal talk radio.

we are pleased as punch, and a particularly self-satisfied punch at that, to announce that randi will be one of a great line-up of personalities debuting on the new air america liberal talk radio network at the end of this month.

also on tap to talk: al franken, "daily show" creator lizz weinstead, jeanene garofalo and working assets journalist laura flanders, among others.

“air america radio will be available immediately in top markets across the country, and our distribution channels will continue to expand in the coming months via affiliation agreements with partner stations across the land,” said air america radio president jon sinton. air america radio will debut its programming on radio stations wlib (am 1190am) in new york, wntd (am 950) in chicago and kbla (am 1580) in los angeles and a station in san francisco to be named before launch. randi can be heard on 1290 wjno in west palm beach.
here's our suggestion to people living in those cities:

listen to the network. but don't just stop there. support the sponsors. but wait, there's more. write letters to the sponsors telling them you heard their product advertised on air america, and that's why you bought their stuff. but don't just stop there. record the shows, and send the tapes to your pals in cities without affiliates, telling them to call their local talk radio stations and demand this network on their dials! (or just have them listen on www.airamericaradio.com).

let's disprove the meme that liberals don't draw ratings (see: phil donahue getting triple the ratings on msnbc that chris matthews or joe "there's a dead intern in my office" scarborough ever did. and don't get us started about dennis miller having to pay his in-studio audience on cnbc).
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house repubbbs awol on ethics in publically-funded website use

thanks to a daily kos diary, we found the democratic congressional campaign committee responding to the fact that the repubbb-controlled house resource committee used their publically-funded website to attack john kerry:

as the bush-cheney campaign prepares to launch its first negative television ads tonight, house republicans are abusing taxpayer resources to join in on the sleazy attack effort. the gop-controlled house resources committee has posted what appears to be a pure campaign attack on sen. john kerry on its website.

the committee's news release attacks sen. kerry for his opposition to the republicans' special interest energy policies. it's supposedly an official press release, but it resembles a bush-cheney campaign document in every way but the government letterhead. the release even features an un-attributed quote from a bush-cheney campaign spokesman.

"taxpayers shouldn't be subsidizing the bush-cheney campaign's negative attacks against sen. kerry," said dccc chairman robert t. matsui (ca). "this is a clear abuse of official resources, and yet another example of the outrageous arrogance of republicans controlling our government."

contact: kori bernards/greg speed, (202) 485-3440
after calling kori and complaining that taxpayer monies should not be used for partisan pr, be sure to check out the dccc's blog, the stakeholder, because we are trying to kiss up to them and get our blog on their roll.
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recovery now joining jobs as awol in jobless recovery

double whoops!
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dirt awol from awol's shoes at groundbreaking ceremony

thanks to the smirking chimp, we read this jimmy breslin report that tells of the great lengths workers had to go to in order to prevent awol's shoes from getting dirty at today's groundbreaking ceremony for a 9/11 memorial in long island [ed. note: this is not satire or parody, we swear]:

for days now, the job at eisenhower park in nassau county has been to follow the order from the white house through the secret service and down to the park workers:

"the president's feet are not to touch the dirt."

so all yesterday, large crews drawn from all county parks worked to ensure that, as always in his life, george bush's feet do not touch the ground when he appears in the big park today.

bush arrives for a fund-raiser at a restaurant in the park. that is indoors and he doesn't have to worry about his feet there. but he has to go over ground to an administration building where he is to meet with families of 9/11 victims. after that, he has to go over more ground to get to the site of a memorial to the victims.

he doesn't want his feet on the ground and he will be at a groundbreaking ceremony.
oh, sure, that sounds so much like what somebody from texas would do.
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don't be awol in saying hello to

the common man.
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ombudsman not awol on madkane

we are happy to report that mad kane has instituted an ombudsman to fact check her postings on her blog. among the corrections already made thanks to this ombudsman:

the poem entitled dubya's poetic injustice states that during george w. bush's election 2000 campaign, bush promised to be a "compassionate conservative" and to have a "humble foreign policy." after this poem was published, we learned that bush was "crossing his fingers" whenever he made those promises, so "they didn't really count." we regret this error.

in dubya's don't blame me song the lyricist itemizes several things as not being george w. bush's fault, including the jobless rate, 9/11, the mission accomplished banner, and the lack of wmd's. we have since learned that many more things weren't the president's fault and we regret our lack of comprehensiveness.

a song entitled oh, what a mis'rable failure repeatedly refers to president george w. bush as a "mis'rable failure." as it turns out, george w. bush is a fabulous success. we apologize for this error and have terminated the songwriter.
a jan 31, 2004 interview with vice president cheney quotes cheney as claiming (1) to have created more jobs than any prior administration and (2) to have never heard of justice antonin scalia. the vice president asserts that he was "just kidding around with the interviewer" when he made both statements and that "the interview never took place." after a lengthy interrogation, our interviewer finally admitted that the interview "was only a dream." we would make her apologize, but she's currently in therapy.

the spinning song asserts that the bush administration uses spinmeisters. however, bush spinmeisters advise us that the bush administration never uses spinmeisters. we are really, really, really, really sorry.
we are glad to see mad kane take this step, as we were planning to hire an ombudsman ourself. however, we were under the impression that 'ombudsman' was latin for "person of all the buds" and had an entirely different idea of what an ombudsman does.

upon reflection, we think we will stick with our regular fact checking system, which is, basically, waiting until one of our readers calls us on our stupid mistakes, and then correcting them.
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kerry awol with apology for unscripted remarks

yesterday sen. john kerry, speaking to a union worker at a chicago rally, made a statement that apparently hit too close to home for most repubbbs. cnn tells us:

democratic presidential candidate sen. john kerry said on thursday that he was not referring to all republicans as "crooked" in an off-the-cuff comment captured on camera -- just his political opponents' "attack dogs."

after a union rally in chicago, illinois, on wednesday kerry told a worker that "these guys are the most crooked, you know, lying group of people i've ever seen." his microphone was still on when he made the comments.

kerry, who was on capitol hill thursday to meet with congressional democrats, he told cnn, "i didn't say it about the republicans, i said it about the attack dogs."

on wednesday, a campaign aide had said that kerry wasn't talking about president bush.
and like the one person in a crowd who answers "what?" when someone hollers, "hey, asshole!" all the repubbbs have naturally assumed that kerry was talking about them. the boston herald reports that awol's campaign team jumped on the remark:

bush campaign chairman marc racicot said kerry's comments were "unbecoming of a candidate for the presidency.''

"on the day that senator kerry emerged as his party's presumptive nominee, the president called to congratulate him. that goodwill gesture has been met by attacks and false statements,'' racicot said.

"tonight we call on senator kerry to apologize to the american people for this negative attack,'' he added.
the washpost informs us of the usual suspects lining up to whine:

"if you ask me, he's getting off on the wrong foot in this campaign by name-calling," house speaker dennis hastert, r-ill., told reporters as

he and other gop leaders met in his office thursday. "we're not lying when we start saying that senator kerry is the old-time democrat of tax and spend."

rep. jack kingston, r-ga., said, "we see john kerry as ted kennedy on a south beach diet."


[ed. note: you've got to admit, that's funny.]

rep. tom delay, r-texas, said kerry's remark about "crooked ... lying" republicans gave americans "a little glimpse of the real john kerry, and he's not even tired yet." sen. rick santorum, r-pa., said kerry should apologize for a comment "outside the bounds of where people who want to hold the highest office in this country should be making."
the washpost article also states that kerry refuses to apologize for the remark.

we wonder exactly what the gop is upset about? being called liars? does anybody remember "weapons of mass destruction," or "buying uranium from niger," or "2.6 million jobs this year"?

or maybe the rightist are upset at being called crooked. like dick cheney's buds at halliburton, charging for meals not delivered and overcharging for fuel that was? or maybe the unnamed source that committed a felony by naming valerie plame as a covert operative?

as far as we can tell, the only legitimate complaint the repubbbs have about kerry's remark is that he failed to use the qualifiers "unindicted" and "plausibly deniable" when referring to them.
posted by skippy at 11:50 AM | 0 comments
military vote could be awol for awol

from the why-are-we-not-surprised dept: the military vote may not be a shoo-in for awol next november. william douglas writes for knight-ridder:

when the bush campaign asked james mckinnon to co-chair its veterans steering committee in new hampshire - a job he held in 2000 - the 56-year-old vietnam veteran respectfully, but firmly, said no.

"i basically told them i was disappointed in his support of veterans," said mckinnon, who served two tours in vietnam with the coast guard. "he's killing the active-duty military. ... look at the reserves call-ups for iraq, the hardships. the national guard - the state militia - is being used improperly. i took the president at his word on iraq, and now you can't find a single report to back up or substantiate weapons of mass destruction."
and paula span, in the washpost, tells us:

by the time army 2nd lt. seth dvorin was sent to iraq last september, however, his father was having doubts. and now that seth had been killed, at 24, by an "improvised explosive device" south of baghdad, doubt had turned to anger.

"where are all the weapons of mass destruction?" richard dvorin demanded in his letter. "where are the stockpiles of chemical and biological weapons?" his son's life, he wrote, "has been snuffed out in a meaningless war."

his is not the only military family to think so. in suburban cleveland a few days later, the rev. tandy sloan tuned in to the "meet the press" interview with president bush and felt "disgust." his 19-year-old son, army pvt. brandon sloan, was killed when his convoy was ambushed last march. "a human being can make mistakes," the rev. sloan says of the president. "but if you intentionally mislead people, that's another thing."

in fullerton, calif., paralegal student kimberly huff, whose army reservist husband recently returned from iraq, makes a similar point with a wardrobe of homemade protest t-shirts that say things like "support our troops, impeach bush."

a group called military families speak out -- which will figure prominently in marches and vigils at dover air force base, walter reed army medical center and the white house next week -- says more than 1,000 families have signed up online and notes that new members join daily. other outspoken family members -- dvorin, for example -- have never heard of the group but, for a variety of reasons, share its founders' conviction that the war is a "reckless military misadventure."
here is the web site for military families speak out. there you can find articles and letters by family members of the troops in iraq, including this one, from rosemarie dietz slavenas to george w. bush:

my beloved son brian died for your red herring in the sand. he was an honorable, restrained, talented, caring man, and the world would be better off with him alive and well. he resigned his commission in the illinois national guard when assigned to duty in iraq as a matter of conscience. he served nonetheless, and he bled for 1/2 hour in the desert sand before any help arrived, though the helicopter he was flying was only 5 minutes off the ground when it crashed, according to witnesses.

after his death, i received two letters from him telling me he hoped to be home in april, 2004. on christmas day i visited his grave. he did not give his life. it was cruelly taken from him by your rush to war -- against the united nations, old allies like france and germany, western religions' "just war doctrine," the entire arab world, and most civilized nations.

you inherited peace and prosperity and created murder, mayhem, and massive debt. according to the ongoing investigation of the helicopter crash that took brian's and 15 other american lives, the illinois national guard aircraft were sent into the field without basic survivability equipment, to accommodate your "shoot and bomb first, think and investigate later" brand of foreign policy. we don't need a trigger happy president.
cross-posted at the american street and our daily kos diary.
posted by skippy at 12:12 AM | 0 comments
pink floyd lyrics not awol in campaign op-ed piece

many things come to mind watching the current presidential campaign, but we must admit, pink floyd was not one of them, until today.

ck rairden, writing in the washington dispatch, manages to link roger waters with karl rove...no easy feat.

when the british rock band pink floyd poetically stated in the song titled ?time? in 1973 that ?no one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun?? they could not have imagined that those words would hold true for an incumbent american president?s campaign 31 years later. but there is no clearer statement that can be applied to president george w. bush?s political team. the starting gun has fired, john kerry is out of the blocks and the bush campaign seems to have missed the starting gun.

at best, they are stumbling out of the blocks.

it?s early march and the november presidential election is nearly eight months away, but the time is now for the bush campaign to begin an assertive assault on the record of john kerry. but that has yet to be the case. standing flat-footed, and seemingly lacking a clear plan of action the bush campaign is in danger of being stuck on the defensive by hesitating. even at this early date.
the piece goes on to offer awol some solid, if expected, advice: define kerry as a rich liberal, rinse, and repeat.

the thing is, we're sure karl rove has already thought of that. we are wondering why it's taking so long for the repubbb attack machine to gear up.

perhaps the rightists are just not used to an opponent that not only fights back, but throws the first punch.

maybe they're a little peeved that the lap dog press has, instead of lapping up their master's baloney, started piddling on the carpet of pre-ordained right-wing pr.

or maybe, and this is the heavily odds-on favorite on the tote board at skippy international, maybe rove just hasn't begun his attack yet.

whatever. we have become comfortably numb.
posted by skippy at 12:10 AM | 0 comments
protesters not awol at awol's ohio appearance

while awol was inside preaching to the (employed) choir, hundreds of protesters demonstrated oustide of the conference of women and entrepreneurship at the cleveland convention center today. newsnet5 says:

members of the sheet metal workers union are wearing yellow t-shirts and standing in front of a 15-foot inflated rat with a sign that says "jobs, not bush."

about 300 protesters are lined up across the street, many chanting "no more bush." a dozen of the president's supporters are trying to shout them down.

matt oakes, 35, of akron, is a recruiter for the metal workers' union. he says 30 percent of his local's 5,000 members in ohio and west virginia have lost their jobs since bush took office.

investment banker joseph blogg, 25, says he took an early lunch to hold a sign supporting the president.
if only more people would take an early lunch.
posted by skippy at 12:10 AM | 0 comments

Wednesday, March 10, 2004

wonkette not awol in turning awol's website against him

wonkette has discovered that you can custom make your own campaign poster for awol, thanks to awol himself! if you go to awol's website, you can find a do-it-yourself poster creator, where you can make your own slogan for the campaign.

a few caveats: you can only use up to 44 characters, and there are many words the software won't allow. such as terrorists or homo. but we assume our readers are clever enough to get around these limitations. for instance, here's one we thought of.

helpful hint: turn off your pop-up blocking software to make the thing work! we spent 30 minutes thinking we were crazy. ok, no punchlines, now.

addendum: steven downes of newstrolls tells us his blog is running the best bush poster contest, with an award of 100 (don't get excited, it's canadian) dollars.

double addendum: one of our interns has suggested something that would be just plain wrong. he is going to take his custom-made awol campaign poster and print it out and color copy it and distribute it all around his city. now, that's just mean, and we certainly don't endorse that idea.
posted by skippy at 4:46 PM | 0 comments
economic recovery now awol from wall street

whoops!
posted by skippy at 4:00 PM | 0 comments
gay repubbbs not awol on taking up the fight

much to our delight, we find that the log cabin club, the largest organization of gay repubbblicans, has taken out tv ads denouncing the idea of an anti-gay marriage amendment to the constitution. the washpost tells us:

in a dramatic break with president bush, a prominent group of gay republicans that supported him four years ago is launching a $1 million advertising campaign today attacking the administration for trying to ban same-sex marriage.

the ad, by the log cabin republicans, uses grainy footage of vice president cheney saying during the 2000 campaign that the matter should be left to the states…

the ad shows cheney in the 2000 vice presidential debate saying of gay marriage: "people should be free to enter into any kind of relationship they want to enter into. . . . that matter is regulated by the states. i think different states are likely to come to different conclusions, and that's appropriate. i don't think there should necessarily be a federal policy in this area."

the on-screen tag line says: "we agree. don't amend the constitution”…

the 30-second spot likens the gay marriage effort to the civil rights movement, showing a protest scene from the 1960s and a sign that says "colored waiting room."
and elsewhere in news about campaign ads, the awol campaign is filing an official challenge with the federal elections commission, charging that an anti-awol ad run by the media fund was paid for with soft money, which is against the law. cnn tells us that:

a spokeswoman for the media fund, sarah leonard, called the charge that the ads are illegally funded "ridiculous" and said it was an effort "to silence the voices of progressives in the grass roots across the country."

"the bush campaign is simply trying to scare our donors," she said, noting that the president's campaign is not complaining about similar ads being run by conservative groups attacking kerry. "this is just politics, not surprising in an election year, and should not be taken any more seriously than that."
posted by skippy at 12:32 PM | 0 comments
friedman awol with facts on his t-shirt story

thanks to cursor, we found our buddy tom tomorrow doing some real journalism (remember that? like journalists used to do?) in analyzing the latest thomas friedman column wherein mr. friedman attempted to show that outsourcing wasn't the boogey man all the unemployed people are making it out to be.

the story so far: friedman wrote a column exhalting an american who, after having his job outsourced to india, came up with a great idea of selling t-shirts that said "my job was outsourced to india and all i got was this lousy t-shirt." friedman thusly showed the world that because americans are resourceful and plucky, outsourcing is not such a threat.

however, tom tomorrow did some invesitigation, involving actually calling the guy who made the shirts. turns out the guy was neither (a) unemployed or (b) making much money off the shirts. in fact, he told tom

have i made all kinds of money? this is where i laughed the hardest. i've made about $10 profit total.
it also turns out that the quote on the t-shirt wasn't even this guy's idea, he copied it from a british t-shirt company.

oh well. as we've often said on this page, the repubbbs are not ones to let facts get in the way of a good meme.
posted by skippy at 12:22 PM | 0 comments
tenet says cheney awol with facts

during testimony to the senate armed services committee, cia director george tenet unequivocably rejected statements by dick cheney that linked al qaeda to iraq, and that offered proof that saddam had a biological warfare program. knight-ridder tells us:

but under sharp questioning by sen. edward kennedy, a massachusetts democrat, tenet reversed himself, saying there had been instances when he had warned administration officials that they were misstating the threat posed by iraq.

“i'm not going to sit here and tell you what my interaction was … and what i did and didn't do, except that you have to have confidence to know that when i believed that somebody was misconstruing intelligence, i said something about it,” tenet said. “i don't stand up publicly and do it.”

tenet acknowledged to sen. carl levin of michigan, the committee's senior democrat, that he had told cheney that the vice president was wrong in saying that two truck trailers recovered in iraq were “conclusive evidence” that hussein had a biological weapons program.

cheney made the assertion in a jan. 22 interview with national public radio.
we've always lived by the philosophy that the cia is the last bunch of guys you want to piss off.
posted by skippy at 12:11 PM | 0 comments

Tuesday, March 09, 2004

talkleft not awol in blogtopia (yes! we coined that phrase!)

we are happy to see that our good friend talkleft is back to blogging after her surgery on her wrist.

everyone at skippy international wishes her a speedy recovery, and from reading today's entries, she seems to be well on the road to her normal output of about 5,000 stories a day.

she told us in an email that her wrist is feeling better, and the only problem seems to be capital letters. well, talkleft, you're welcome to use our style sheet anytime!
posted by skippy at 5:20 PM | 0 comments
poll numbers awol for awol even on american family foundation

reader cate kortzeborn told us about the american family foundation online's poll for president. now, one would think that a rightist organization like the amfamass would go balls to the wall for awol. but no. at this writing, not only is john kerry ahead of awol by roughly 87%, ralph nader is also beating the pants off of awol!!

and we'd pay money to see that image in action!
posted by skippy at 5:09 PM | 0 comments
gall bladder awol from ashcroft

att. gen. john ashcroft had his gall bladder removed today, to avoid complications from pancreatitis, says the latimes.

bruce abell, ashcroft's surgeon at george washington university hospital, said the attorney general tolerated the laparoscopic procedure "very well," and was in "guarded" condition, which he said was expected. abell said ashcroft would remain hospitalized another four to five days.

"long term, he should have a complete recovery," abell said. "he is going to have to limit his fatty food intake."

ashcroft's condition — known as gallstone pancreatitis — occurs when gallstones block an opening leading to the small intestine, causing the pancreas to inflame. abell said doctors found other stones in ashcroft's gallbladder, trigging what he described as the "preventive" procedure.
mr. ashcroft will now have to resort to artificial gall to keep enforcing his justice department policies.
posted by skippy at 4:54 PM | 0 comments
poll numbers awol for awol

reader and longtime contributor rose sends us notice of this washpost article by richard morin and dana milbank, which notes that awol's numbers are now lower than they've ever been.

a majority of americans -- 57 percent -- say they want their next president to steer the country away from the course set by bush, according to the survey. bush's standing hit new lows in crucial areas such as the economy (39 percent support him), iraq (46 percent) and the budget deficit (30 percent).

bush's overall support, 50 percent, was unchanged from february and equal to the lowest of his presidency; only the war on terrorism continues to garner him the support of more than six in 10 americans.

as a result of these doubts, bush narrowly trails likely democratic presidential nominee john f. kerry by 4 percentage points, 48 to 44 percent, among registered voters in a hypothetical presidential matchup. consumer advocate ralph nader, an independent, claims 3 percent. of a dozen policy areas, kerry leads bush in eight, including the economy, education and health care, while bush leads only in the war on terrorism. the two candidates are virtually tied in the other three: iraq, same-sex marriage and civil liberties.
rose also sends us a link to this washpost column by richard cohen, which asks who really 'owns' 9/11?:

…the president has been a bit scarce with the time he will accord the commission looking into how the terrorist attacks happened in the first place. we all know by now that various elements of what is laughingly known as the intelligence community knew something ominous was up -- who were those guys at flight schools all over the country? -- and that at least one of the terrorists was being sought (by the germans, among others) and that sandy berger, the national security adviser under bill clinton, had told condi rice, the national security adviser under george w. bush, that terrorism would be her no. 1 concern -- and yet almost 3,000 lives were lost and a gash punched into the pentagon and a hole left in the bottom of manhattan island. for this, somehow, no one is at fault.

the commission -- it is formally known as the national commission on terrorist attacks upon the united states -- may well find otherwise. it's clear that there was a massive intelligence failure and maybe a massive leadership failure as well. after all, by sept. 11, the bush administration had been in office almost nine months, which is time enough to make a baby if not a terrorism policy. so it would be good if the president gave an accounting of what he was doing and thinking during that time.
posted by skippy at 4:47 PM | 0 comments

Monday, March 08, 2004

senate not awol in fighting outsourcing of american jobs

not much was made of this on the screeching heads cable news networks, but last week the senate voted to prevent most civilian federal agencies from outsourcing jobs from americans to cheap overseas labor. govexec.com tells us:

the measure, introduced by sen. christopher dodd, d-conn., as an amendment to a corporate tax bill, also would prohibit agencies from procuring goods or services from companies that send work abroad, with some exceptions. senators endorsed the bipartisan amendment by a vote of 70 to 26…

dodd's measure is more expansive, and, consequently, more worrisome to industry groups. first, the provision is not tied to 2004 spending, and it would apply indefinitely. and it applies not only to work awarded through job competitions, but also to procurements.
sounds good, right? well, as far as it goes. however, astute readers will notice that in our opening paragraph, we said "most" civilian federal agencies. that darn senate managed to tack on a rider or two:

in a last-minute deal, the senators made exceptions for the defense and homeland security departments, as well as intelligence agencies and security programs at the energy department. the amendment also allows agency heads to make exceptions for some security-related purchases and for items or services only produced or available outside of the country.
whew! that was close! good thing we can still send the work of homeland security and defense of this country overseas for foreign nationals to do!


cross-posted on the american street and our daily kos diary.
posted by skippy at 6:30 PM | 0 comments
kevin drum not awol to blogging for washmonthly

from the nice work if you can get it dept: kevin drum, known fondly in blogtopia (yes! we coined that phrase!) as calpundit, will soon begin blogging for paycheck!

his wordly wise words will appear in the washington monthly, and he informs us this new job, if one can call it that, will begin in a couple of days. we assume this means the old calpundit url will soon be defunct, and we'll have to give washmonthly the hits we usually give to kevin.

good going, kevin! congrats!
posted by skippy at 6:16 PM | 0 comments
silflay hraka not awol on gay marraige polls

over at silflay hraka, bigwig has put up a poll, asking "which degree of same-sex marriage is the maximum/minimum acceptable to you?"

big would love you to pop on over and take it, though we wonder about the wording of the question, which to us rather seems like asking "which degree of being pregnant would be acceptable to you?"

speaking of polls, be sure to vote in our new poll this week, which asks the question "should awol use images of 9/11 in his campaign?" you can find it at the bottom of our right hand sidebar under the archives (blow off the dust).

and we'd like to thank the 100+ people who voted in last week's poll (ok, 100 plus 4 people): "which issue will be awol's undoing? the majority of you said "the economy." we tend to think it will be a combination of several gaffes, including dropping barney on the tarmac.
posted by skippy at 11:28 AM | 0 comments

Sunday, March 07, 2004

action alerts not awol in looking for 9/11 truth

the 9/11 visibility project has an action alert currently underway, asking everyone to contact six individuals to urge them to confront awol with some obvious questions about that fateful day.

the 9/11vp wants everyone to write, fax, or call hastert, frist, pelosi, daschle, kerry and 9/11 commission chairman thomas kean. the 9/11vp has thoughfully provided all phone & fax numbers, and email addresses, for those individuals.

here are but a few of the questions they'd like you to have the 9/11 commission ask awol:

1. as commander-in-chief on the morning of 9/11, why didn’t you return immediately to washington, d.c. or the national military command center once you became aware that america was under attack? at specifically what time did you become aware that america was under attack? who informed you of this fact?

2. on the morning of 9/11, who was in charge of our country while you were away from the national military command center? were you informed or consulted about all decisions made in your absence?

3. what defensive action did you personally order to protect our nation during the crisis on september 11th? what time were these orders given, and to whom? what orders were carried out? what was the result of such orders? were any such orders not carried out?


5. u.s. navy captain deborah loewer, the director of the white house situation room, informed you of the first airliner hitting tower one of the world trade center before you entered the emma e. booker elementary school in sarasota, florida. please explain the reason why you decided to continue with the scheduled classroom visit, fifteen minutes after learning the first hijacked airliner had hit the world trade center.

6. is it normal procedure for the director of the white house situation room to travel with you? if so, please cite any prior examples of when this occurred. if not normal procedure, please explain the circumstances that led to the director of the white house situation room being asked to accompany you to florida during the week of september 11th.

7. what plan of action caused you to remain seated after andrew card informed you that a second airliner had hit the second tower of the world trade center and america was clearly under attack? approximately how long did you remain in the classroom after card’s message?

14. your schedule for september 11, 2001 was in the public domain since september 7, 2001. the emma e. booker school is only five miles from the bradenton airport, so you, and therefore the children in the classroom, might have been a target for the terrorists on 9/11. what was the intention of the secret service in allowing you to remain in the emma e. booker elementary school, even though they were aware america was under attack?

15. please explain why you remained at the sarasota, florida, elementary school for a press conference after you had finished listening to the children read, when as a terrorist target, your presence potentially jeopardized the lives of the children?

16. what was the purpose of the several stops of air force one on september 11th? was air force one at any time during the day of september 11th a target of the terrorists? was air force one’s code ever breached on september 11th?
please write or call these people this week.


posted by skippy at 5:27 PM | 0 comments
job growth awol in the private sector

thanks to calpundit, we find a new blogger named smithers in minneapolis, who points out that of the meager 21,000 jobs created last month, all of them were in the government sector, and none of them in the private sector.

whoops! an even worse jobs report than first thought. how can the repubbbs continue to talk up small government when their fearless leader is growing the gummit larger each month?

calpundit also points out something about the esteemed household survey that the repubbbs keep referring to. you know, the one that says people are starting their own business and are self-employed? well, apparently that survey said that contrary to 21,000 new jobs being created last month, we actually lost 265,000.

whoops!
posted by skippy at 3:25 PM | 0 comments
peace awol in baghdad

only one day before the interim constitution is supposed to be signed in baghdad, several explosions occurred at the us headquarters in the so-called "green zone." sbs news tells us

the headquarters of the united states-led administration in baghdad has been fired on by insurgents.

it is thought 10 rockets were fired on the building from a makeshift launching pad set up on an off-road vehicle – it came on the eve of the planned signing of an interim constitution for iraq...

a us army spokesman said some of the rockets had hit the rashid hotel inside the "green zone", a heavily fortified area on the west bank of the tigris river that used to be one of saddam hussein's palace complexes and is now the main base of occupying forces in iraq.
the bosglobe reports that a car bomb was also used in the attack.

the signing of the interim constitution was postponed on friday because some guys didn't like some other guys.


posted by skippy at 3:05 PM | 0 comments

Saturday, March 06, 2004

nytimes readers not awol with the truth

thanks to atrios we find this letter to the editor (among 5 others just as devastating to awol) in the nytimes:

to the editor:

re "bush ad campaign ready to kick off an expensive effort" (front page, march 4):

it continues to baffle me that the republican party insists on reminding the american people over and over again that george w. bush's administration is responsible for the greatest security failure in the history of the united states.

seth appel
new york, march 4, 2004
it baffles us, too, seth!
posted by skippy at 6:41 PM | 0 comments
style no need to be awol when protesting awol

if you're going to be like the lovely anna of annatopia, and traveling this august to nyc to protest awol's flagrant misuse of ground zero as a political prop, why not do it in style?

dump bush in 2004 has some wonderful t-shirts, caps and coffee mugs to help you let the world know just how you feel about awol. and the dump bush folks tell me they are arranging for proceeds to go to different causes, such as moveon.org.

take a look and see what you like. and have a safe trip, especially anna and her husband!
posted by skippy at 6:22 PM | 0 comments

Friday, March 05, 2004

asspress not awol on gay marriage news

for your one-stop shopping for gay marriage news around the country, here's the highlights, courtesy of the asspress.
posted by skippy at 8:36 PM | 0 comments
jobs still awol from america

whoops! coming in at a slightly lower rate than the expected 125,000, and the boasted about 300,000, there were a scant 21,000 new jobs added to payrolls last month.

even worse, the dol revised (downward) their previous estimate of jobs added in the previous two months. reuters says:

the report also showed job creation in november and december was less than previously thought, adding to the weak tone of the report. the department revised lower jobs gains in december to 97,000 from 112,000 and for november to 8,000 from 16,000.
posted by skippy at 4:45 PM | 0 comments
good pancreatic health awol from ashcroft

as much as we dislike his policies, his politics, his insistance on melding church dogma with state doctrine, his holier-than-thou nationalism disguised as patriotism, his disdain for the constituion, and most of all, his fear of calico cats, we are sorry to report attorney general john ashcroft is seriously ill with pancreatic yuckiness. knight-ridder tells us:

attorney general john ashcroft spent friday in the intensive care unit of a washington hospital with a severe case of pancreatitis, a painful condition expected to sideline him for at least a week

on rare occasions the illness can be fatal, according to medical experts. doctors expect to know more about ashcroft's condition in the coming days.

believing he had a stomach flu, ashcroft canceled an appearance in alexandria, va., on thursday where he was scheduled to discuss guilty verdicts handed down in a terrorism case. instead, he went home and his condition worsened. white house physician dr. daniel parks visited ashcroft and instructed him to go to the emergency room.
we hope he gets just better enough to retire. the disease is not a laughing matter:

the condition can become dangerous when other organs, such as the kidneys or stomach, become infected or the production of insulin by the pancreas is blocked, said dr. anthony kalloo, a specialist in pancreatic disease at john hopkins university hospital in baltimore.

symptoms include sudden and intense abdominal pain, nausea, vomiting and fever.

"it is very painful," kalloo said. " i feel sorry for him."
it could be worse. it could have been a kidney stone. now that's painful.

but we are not ones to make fun of a person when they are seriously ill. we leave that to such blogs as the wired press, which writes god punishes ashcroft for anti-gay marriage stance:

not a fan of bigotry, the good lord has seen it fit to strike down attorney general john ashcroft for his attempts to prevent us cities from issuing marriage licenses to gay couples…

ashcroft's ambulance was also delayed on its way to the hospital by a plague of locusts. while being being wheeled into the er, ashcroft was pelted with frogs and fish that seemed to come from the sky.

his condition apparently worsened after receiving a phone call from a concerned president bush, who told ashcroft a gay midget joke to cheer him up.

"how does a gay midget announce to the world that he's gay?" said bush…"he comes out of the cupboard!"…

a representative from the uncle tom's log cabin club, a group comprised of gay republicans, released a statement this morning in support of ashcroft in the face of pressure from the religious left.

"as gay republicans, we hold fast to our belief that conservative economic and social policy is the right policy for this country. we are gay and rich as hell, so as long as we keep getting tax breaks, the breeders can keep their marriage licenses”…

in an exclusive interview with the wired press, god remarked, "gibson is next."
posted by skippy at 4:20 PM | 0 comments
ny newsday not awol with criticism of 9/11 campaign ads

ellis henican, writing in ny newsday.com, pulls no punches when discussing the tastelessness of awol's 9/11 campaign ads:

the political manipulation of 9/11 hit a new crescendo yesterday, as the first three commercials from the bush-cheney campaign hit the tv airwaves. two of those ads employ highly emotional images of the sept. 11 terror attacks, doing precisely what the president promised not to — twisting the attacks and the war on terror for selfish political gain…

talk about heavy-handed yanks at the heartstrings!

these have all the subtlety of a haliburton sweetheart deal.
mr. henican documents the flip-flops (that's right, we said it here first...it's awol who flip-flops, not kerry!) that the administration made concerning the use of 9/11 for political gain.

in january of last year, as he was asking congress for the largest increase in military spending in 20 years, bush made an explicit vow about the war on terror:

"i have no ambition whatsoever to use this as a political issue”…

by may, the white house had signed off on a grotesque gop fund-raising plan that rewarded $150 donors with a special terror-attack gift premium — a color photo of president bush on sept. 11.
we at skippy international were watching this issue being screamed about...er, sorry, we mean discussed...on cnn today. at the time, we grudgingly admitted that since bernie kerik, the former nycity police commissioner, didn't find fault with the ads, perhaps we were just being partisan. after all, he was close to the very police who were in the middle of the whole tragedy two years ago.

then mr. henican pointed out the conflict of interest that cnn failed to:

bernie kerik said he wasn't offended. "it's about the president's history, it's about his leadership ability," said the former new york city police commissioner, who's living these days off a $140,000-a-year defense department contract to keep iraq safe and secure. (and how's that going, bernie?)
in the end, we must agree with mr. henican's conclusion: the new re-election ads are nothing compared to what's coming later this year:

why else did the republicans pick new york for their 2004 nominating convention?

and why did they decide to open the festivities on aug. 30 with the bush acceptance speech set for sept. 2? that's later in the year than any other republican convention since the party was founded in 1856…

if you think those commercials are a heavy-handed blend of patriotism, terror deaths and politics, you ain't seen nothing yet.

come late summer, the coverage of the republican convention will flow seamlessly into commemorations of the third anniversary of the world trade center attack.

and you can tell it to the 9/11 families: there won't be any shortage of flags.
addendum: thanks to reader jjfrisco of the daily cookie, we find this newday poll to freep (1/2 way down the right hand side bar): should 9/11 images be used?

and speaking of polls, remember ours at the bottom of our right hand sidebar, this week asking which issue will be awol's undoing?
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Thursday, March 04, 2004

truth about awol still awol

here's a breaking story...breaking, at least, in blogtopia (y!wctp!):

over on the daily kos diary, a reader aptly named bushsux has been studying the released documents pertaining to awol's txang service. bushsux points out something that many others have overlooked:

here is the gist. the white house got some guy named albert lloyd to look at some bush related documents. lloyd wrote a memo saying that, based on those documents, bush had fulfilled his duty because he had gotten 50 "points."

but as the article shows, the 50 point standard was applicable only to airmen with 20 years of service. us statutory and regulatory law, as well as air force regulations, mandated a different standard for those who had not fulfilled their six year contractural obligation
we had often thought to ourselves that if, indeed, awol had made up those points for the missing time, he wasn't really awol, just lazy and priveleged.

but if federal law prohibited him from using the 50 point standard to fulfill his obligations, he is still, and always has been...wait for it...ok, all togehter now:

awol!!


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bloggers not awol in reporting the news

an old soul finds that the dept. of ag. and the gao have separately begun investigations into a cover-up in the washstate mad-cow disease occurance.

the kos details the many opportunities to get terrorist abu musab zarqawi that awol's administration ignored in favor of planning to find those wmd's in iraq.

josh marshall reports that okla. congressman tom cole has publicly compared voting against awol to supporting hitler. gee, will cbs let rep. cole on the superbowl?

liberal oasis handicaps the race to pick a veep.

tim lambert puts to rest the rumors that he is "anti-gun."

atrios chronicles howard stern's personal campaign against awol.

and speaking of corporate censorship, marine's girl tells us that cartoonist ted rall had his comic pulled from the nytimes online.

the demvet reports on the hard time the cia is having in iraq.

jeff koopersmith analyzes whether kerry has what it takes to take down awol in the ampoljo.

the hamster reports that sec. of health tommy thompson, in effect, thinks you don't really need health insurance if you live in america, because you'll be taken care of anyway.

eric alterman points out in cap that the country's editorial pages refuse to take any responsibility for helping to mislead the public about the war in iraq.

talkleft guest blogger tchris revels in the irony of the new mexico state rep who sponsored a tough driving while drunk bill in the state legislature only to get popped for dwi himself.

and speaking of bloggers, be sure to vote in our weekly poll, found down there on the bottom of our right hand sidebar under our archives (which makes it sound like you have to be an archeologist to find it. personally, we'd prefer lara croft to indiana jones).

posted by skippy at 4:24 PM | 0 comments
don't be awol saying hello

to quincyworld and the target demographic.
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good taste awol from awol's re-election ads

[ed. note: we are finding it more difficult to write headlines in the "all awol all the time" format, since our style sheet demands we never refer to bush by name, but by the monikker "awol." each headline is becoming more convoluted than the next. that being said, does anybody know if we're out of potato chips?]

the re-elect awol/cheney ads have hit the airwaves, and hit them hard. having nothing else positive to brag about, the administration is almost exclusively reminding everybody that awol was in charge when 9/11 happened, and he didn't wet his pants on camera about it. although they put a more heroic spin on it than the facts would have one believe.

however, the use of 9/11 as a campaign button is making some people very unhappy. usatoady tells us:

"it makes me sick," said colleen kelly, who lost her brother bill kelly jr. in the attacks and leads a victims families group called peaceful tomorrows. "would you ever go to someone's grave site and use that as an instrument of politics? that truly is what ground zero represents to me."

in bal harbour, fla., the international association of fire fighters union approved a resolution asking the bush campaign to pull the ads, spokesman jeff zack said. the resolution also urges bush to "apologize to the families of firefighters killed on 9/11 for demeaning the memory of their loved ones in an attempt to curry support for his re-election." the union gave kerry an early endorsement in the presidential race.
and katv channel 7 tells us 9/11 victim's kin angered by bush ads. there's nothing really new in this article, we just wanted to see if channel 7 report mentioned jed and all his kin, and that now it's time to say good bye. it didn't.

but cnn provides some other quotes:

"it's a slap in the face of the murders of 3,000 people," monica gabrielle, whose husband died in the twin towers, told the new york daily news for its thursday editions. "it is unconscionable”…

"it's as sick as people who stole things out of the place," said firefighter tommy fee of queens rescue squad 270. "the image of firefighters at ground zero should not be used for this stuff, for politics”…

"i would be less offended if he showed a picture of himself in front of the statue of liberty," said tom roger, whose daughter perished on american airlines flight 11.

"but to show the horror of 9/11 in the background, that's just some advertising agency's attempt to grab people by the throat."
this brou-ha-ha points out awol's biggest problem with his entire re-election campaign: he has nothing of note to point to in his last 3 years preciding over this country. the economy is in the dumper if you don't make over $100,000 a year, the iraq mess was a sham, medicare has been gutted to give his rich friends some extra bucks for those yachts they like so much, and absolutely nobody in the world likes us. what else can he do except dance on some dead americans' graves?

but, meanwhile, since when at the cnn home page, why not go freep the poll at the bottom of the right hand sidebar, which asks the question, "is it appropriate for president bush to use images from the 9/11 attacks in campaign ads?"

vote "no."
posted by skippy at 3:37 PM | 0 comments
sarcasm not awol at suckful

suckful has declared next tuesday as "make fun of dr. paul cameron" day.
posted by skippy at 3:10 PM | 0 comments
left is right says guts awol from dems' campaign

left is right is pretty ticked off about the lameness of the start of kerry's campaign for president. to quote:

has anyone, including republicans, really stopped to think about how our social, political and scientific advances of the past few centuries are on the verge of permanent evanescence due to the incessant, amoral actions of a virtual handful of old, white, frail frat boys?
we have!
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gay marriages awol from new york city - special added skippy rant!

new york attorney general elliot spitzer has officially decided that "current law prohibits same sex weddings in new york," thus twarting dozens of gay couples who lined up in nyc today to get marriage licenses.

this puts new paltz mayor jason west behind the eight ball, so to speak. west has been marrying gay couples in new paltz for about a week. according to newsday:

in the rapidly expanding national dialogue over gay marriage, the spotlight turned to new paltz last week when west married 25 gay couples during a spirited ceremony in front of village hall. spitzer said since the weddings were performed without a marriage license, west broke the law.

"i personally would like to see the law changed, but must respect the law as it now stands," spitzer said…

west was charged with 19 misdemeanor counts and could face jail time.

in new paltz town court wednesday night, west pleaded not guilty to the charges.

outside was a reprise of the hoopla that surrounded last week's wedding marathon in the small college village 75 miles north of manhattan. west was given a hero's welcome, walking into court as 200 supporters chanted, cheered and sang along to a jazz trio playing "the battle hymn of the republic." the crowd held signs like, "prosecution is persecution - go west."

state university at new paltz student mike katz held a sign likening west to nelson mandela and martin luther king.

"i think that he is a patriot and i think he's a civil rights leader," katz said. "...we're making history here."
we are of the same opinion.

there are those who believe spitzer made the decision so that interested parties can in fact challenge the constitutionality of the law in new york courts.

"i personally would like to see the law changed, but must respect the law as it now stands," spitzer said.
if we can take a moment to offer our opinion, and since it's our blog, we can, we'd like to ponder how this issue is being framed on the screeching heads media as of late. here's the special bonus added skippy rant:

our side, the side of justice, is allowing the rightists to call this fracas part of "the culture wars." this is simply another meme designed to misdirect attention from the true nature of what's going on. it's not a "culture war." it's a "civil rights war." it's a war against civil rights. and we are getting tired of listening to joe scarborough tout a movie that a mere 1/7 of america has seen on its opening week as if it's the second coming, pun intended, while mislabeling this attempt to deny citizens of their civil rights as a mere "culture" war.

it's more about culture. it's about inalienable rights, freedom, tax payers being relegated to second class citizens, and human dignity. as long as we allow the other side to dismiss it as mere culture, and not what it really is, human rights, we risk losing.
posted by skippy at 11:37 AM | 0 comments

Wednesday, March 03, 2004

gay marriages not awol in oregon county

multnomah county in oregon, in which the city of portland resides, began issuing marriage licenses to gay couples today, reports reuters:

almost 300 same-sex couples exchanged marriage vows in oregon on wednesday hours after commissioners in multnomah county, which includes portland, the state's largest city, said the practice was legal.

gay couples, many clutching flowers and minding children, waited in pelting rain to apply for marriage licenses after county officials, citing an ambiguously worded state law, matched recent rulings in several u.s. cities and towns.

"we asked our (county) attorney if our current practice was still legal. based on her opinion, we would be violating the oregon constitution if we were to continue to deny same-sex couples marriage licenses," county commissioner serena cruz told a news conference.

as of late afternoon, multnomah county had issued 290 licenses to same-sex partners, according to basic rights oregon, a group that supports gay marriage.
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latency not awol from christian fundamentalism

thanks to atrios and tbogg, we find this article (we almost said "we come upon this article," but changed our minds, and you'll see why when you read it) from an old issue of rolling stone analyzing the christian right's "holy war" against gays. the interesting bit is by one dr. paul cameron, who is...

founder of the family research institute and isis, the institute for the scientific investigation of sexuality. cameron, 59, a former psychologist based in colorado springs, issues a stream of data often used by anti-gay activists: that gays are far more likely than straights to molest children, that gays are more likely to commit crimes as mundane as tax evasion or shoplifting, and so on. “we’re kind of the wellspring of most of the statistics about the gay lifestyle.” cameron says.
nothing really new there. but we like dr. cameron's reasoning as to why, if left unchecked, homosexuality will eventually destroy the heterosexual lifestyle. read carefully now:

“untrammeled homosexuality can take over and destroy a social system,” says cameron. “if you isolate sexuality as something solely for one’s own personal amusement, and all you want is the most satisfying orgasm you can get- and that is what homosexuality seems to be-then homosexuality seems too powerful to resist. the evidence is that men do a better job on men and women on women, if all you are looking for is orgasm.” so powerful is the allure of gays, cameron believes, that if society approves that gay people, more and more heterosexuals will be inexorably drawn into homosexuality. “i’m convinced that lesbians are particularly good seducers,” says cameron. “people in homosexuality are incredibly evangelical,” he adds, sounding evangelical himself. “it’s pure sexuality. it’s almost like pure heroin. it’s such a rush. they are committed in almost a religious way. and they’ll take enormous risks, do anything.” he says that for married men and women, gay sex would be irresistible. “martial sex tends toward the boring end,” he points out. “generally, it doesn’t deliver the kind of sheer sexual pleasure that homosexual sex does” so, cameron believes, within a few generations homosexuality would be come the dominant form of sexual behavior.
without getting into specifics, (such as, how does dr. cameron know that "men do a better job on men," and what kind of job, and what's the going rate?) we quote a writer much better than ourselves:

"the lady doth protest too much, methinks."

addendum: thanks to subterranean over at our daily kos diary, we found (not "came across") this american psychology association report linking homophobia to homoerotic arousal.

hm. maybe that's why we don't hate gay people. they don't turn us on! (caveat: some hot girl-on-girl action is always worth looking into, however).




also, thanks to tbogg, we get this practical list of aramaic phrases to use when watching "the passion."
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sadly, no not awol from our blog roll

we are happy to include sadly, no on our blog roll as of today.

we like sadly's rapier wit, sardonic irony (read: sarcasm) and use of first person plural when referring to him/herself. we are not going to try to discern whether it is the editorial we, as talkleft uses, or the royal we, as someone else we know employs, but sadly's writing style puts the blog firmly on our "good show" map, or at least our blogroll.
posted by skippy at 12:25 PM | 0 comments
mailbag not awol from skippy

let's open up the ol' skippy mail bag!

our friend and reader rose sends us two reports today!

wfsb3 news tells us that connecticut voters are unhappy with awol:

an associated press exit poll showed six of 10 voters were angry with the bush administration and an additional third was dissatisfied with the republican president.
one third? that's an additional 33.333 (ad infinitum) percent! which means that awol is appealing to only .666 out of ten people in connecticut. and we know what that number means!

rose also sends us this washpost piece by steven waldman, positing the theory that awol is actually advancing gay rights, by trying to roll them back:

…in explaining the president's position, white house spokesman scott mcclellan insisted that while bush backed the [anti-gay marriage] amendment, he would also support the rights of states to provide various partnership benefits, including civil unions. though the news emphasis has been on the former, the practical consequences of the latter are huge.

until recently, that position -- that states should allow partnership benefits such as insurance and health care -- was considered extreme. it wasn't too long ago that howard dean was thought unelectable because he signed vermont's civil union law, which in effect provided a full slate of partnership benefits.

amazingly, bush has now said he can live with that, which means his position is not all that different from that of john kerry or john edwards. all three say states should be allowed to have civil unions. all three say they oppose gay marriage. the main difference is that the democrats want to ban gay marriage by statute and bush wants to ban it by constitutional amendment.
we're not sure we agree with mr. waldman's assertion that allowing for civil unions is "advancing gay rights," any more than we think "separate but equal" would be advancing african-american rights.

but it is an interesting sea change in awol's stand, if we can mix metaphors. (and believe us, we can!)
posted by skippy at 12:14 PM | 0 comments

Tuesday, March 02, 2004

edwards awol from presidential race

sen. john edwards will announce his formal withdrawl from the race for democratic nominee for president later today. cbs news tells us

the democratic race ended with a phone call, as all political races must. sen. john edwards called to congratulate sen. john kerry, conceding the nomination and effectively beginning the general election of 2004.

shortly after, edwards was on a plane for raleigh, n.c., where on wednesday he will officially resign his candidacy. kerry, hoarse but invigorated, was as effusive as the reticent senator ever is, as he thanked edwards for being in the race, calling him "a compelling voice to our party" and emphasizing edwards' "eloquence in the cause of working men and women."
this leaves john kerry to face the daunting challenge of beating dennis kucinich for the party's nomination. it's an uphill battle, but he just might do it.
posted by skippy at 11:06 PM | 0 comments
crossword puzzles not awol at mad kane

another interactive crossword puzzle is now available at mad kane's site, this one called political dish.
posted by skippy at 11:02 PM | 0 comments
dean not awol from primary win

rather like electing the barn doors after the horses have left the polls, people powered-howard dean actually won a primary today. abc7 news tells us:

the former vermont governor won his home state primary even though he suspended his democratic presidential campaign last month. but supporters hoped to give dean a handful of delegates to show support for his message of reform…

exit polls indicated dean won vermont by a wide margin. edwards was not on the ballot.
maybe dr. dean should have dropped out of the race in september!



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author of "inherit the wind" now awol

jerome lawrence, playwrite of many seminal works, most importantly "inherit the wind," is dead at the age of 88. the nytimes tells us:

with robert e. lee, his writing partner of more than 50 years, mr. lawrence wrote 39 plays, including "auntie mame," "the night thoreau spent in jail" and "first monday in october." twelve of their collaborations reached broadway.

"inherit the wind," a fictionalized telling of the "monkey trial" of john t. scopes, the tennessee schoolteacher who was arrested for teaching darwin, ran for three years on broadway and has been translated into more than 30 languages. the play opened in 1955, 30 years after the trial took place, but its theme of defending independent thought in an oppressive environment struck a chord.
posted by skippy at 12:27 PM | 0 comments
alterman not awol from insight

we are in the middle of reading eric alterman and mark green's the book on bush: how george w. (mis) leads america. we expect no less than brilliant insights from eric, but he has outdone himself this time.

he and mark take each of awol's management tools and are able to deconstruct them with sites and sources, to show how this administration's foremost, and apparently only, goal is self-preservation and enrichment of the upper class.

we especially like the chapter on secrecy and civil liberties, which details how att.gen. ashcroft reversed years of open door policies in the justice department and created an atmosphere of "freedom from information."

we highly recommend that everybody go out and buy eric and mark's book. and put it up high on the best seller list.
posted by skippy at 12:12 PM | 0 comments
peace awol in iraq

several bomb blasts rocked the shiite holiday proceedings in iraq as well as pakistan today, killing almost two hundred of pilgrims. bloomberg tells us:

shiite muslims were attacked by bombers in iraq and pakistan on a holy day, killing at least 184 people and wounding about 590. u.s. authorities in iraq said a man they have described as an al-qaeda associate, abu musab al- zarqawi, may be behind the iraqi attacks.

iraqis marking the observance of ashura were targeted in almost simultaneous attacks in the iraqi capital baghdad and the venerated shiite city of karbala about 60 miles south. at least 58 people were killed and 200 wounded in baghdad and 85 people killed and 230 wounded in karbala, u.s. army brigadier general mark kimmitt said in baghdad…

at least 41 shiites were killed and more than 160 wounded in a bomb blast and gun assault near the city of quetta, pakistan, according to tallies from two hospitals. city officials imposed a curfew as the assailants were sought.
this was the bloodiest day in iraq since the end of major combat last year.

also in iraq, a u.s. soldier was killed when a bomb was thrown at his humvee in baghdad, says reuters.

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Monday, March 01, 2004

polls not awol on skippy

it's a new week, and that means a new poll for our humble blog.

we'd like to thank everyone that voted on last week's question "will ralph nader influence the outcome of the presidential election?" we'd especially like to thank the 15 people who picked "i'm writing in skippy's name!" but if nominated, skippy will not run, and if elected, skippy will not serve.

but we'll be happy to tally the newest poll on our blog this week, which is, to wit: which issue will be awol's undoing? go vote, down at the bottom of our right hand side bar, underneath our archives.
posted by skippy at 11:13 PM | 0 comments
construction spending, personal income awol; massive layoffs, personal spending not awol

the washpost reports that there were massive layoffs in january, the third-largest number in one month since the government started tracking this index over a decade ago.

only in december 2000 and december 2002 were the number of large layoffs higher. a total of 239,454 workers lost their jobs in the january layoffs, the bureau of labor statistics reported yesterday, based on unemployment insurance claims filed with state employment agencies. among them were 17,544 temporary workers.

the total jobs lost in january was the most since november 2002, when 240,171 workers were let go in groups of 50 or more. manufacturing workers, particularly in transportation, food processing and retail jobs, were hardest hit. the large layoffs also included 10,876 government workers, most at the state and local levels.
and construction spending took an unexpected dip last month, as opposed to the increase experts (read: people with jobs) were looking forward to. quicken.com tells us:

outlays on total construction dropped 0.3%, estimated at a seasonally adjusted annual rate of $931.2 billion, the commerce department said monday. the decline was the first since last may.

the decrease followed an upwardly revised 0.6% advance in december. spending for that month was originally estimated as growing 0.4%.
wall street expected an increase in december outlays. economists predicted construction spending would increase 0.4% for the month.

the report showed residential construction was flat at a seasonally adjusted annual rate of $507.1 billion. spending in december rose 0.9%.
outlays fell for office construction, health care, and educational facilities.
and, both personal income and personal spending grew slower than expected last month.
posted by skippy at 10:16 PM | 0 comments
don't be awol in saying hello

to this blog, although we have no idea what it is. but they did link to us!
posted by skippy at 9:56 PM | 0 comments
talkleft not awol from blogtopia (yes! we coined that phrase!)

talkleft was momentarily awol this weekend, as some sort of file corruption took her off line. we are happy to report that she is back, and blogging her little heart out, inbetween defending her clients in court, local, state and federal.

good to have you back, talkleft! (though we cannot condone her position of being "so tired of the lord of the rings.")
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mark of the beast not awol from tickets for the passion of the christ

thanks to a daily kos diary, we are directed to this cnn story which tells us that movie tickets at a theater in georgia bought for mel gibson's "the passion of the christ" are imprinted with the number "666," which, for those of you with lives, is believed to be the mark of the beast implying the end of the world according to revelations:

the machine that prints tickets assigned the number 666 as a prefix on all the tickets for the film, said gary smith, owner of the movies at berry square in northwest georgia. the 666 begins a series of numbers that are listed below the name of the movie, the date, time and price.

"it's from our computer and it's absolutely a coincidence," smith said. "it has nothing to do with the film company or any vendor. it's completely in our computer."

in the bible, the book of revelation says 666 is the "number of the beast," usually interpreted as satan or the antichrist.
personally we think satan can be found in the concession stand prices.
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politics not awol at oscars

we were happy to see that some (all right, two...three if you count billy crystal's ad lib) of last night's academy award recipients were not afraid of speaking out on issues of the day, in spite of the rousing chorus of boo's that michael moore got last year for daring to say what turned out to be true about the iraqi war.

errol morris, a documentary film maker even more interesting (and less unkempt) than moore, said of his filmed look at former sec. of defense robert macnamara:

forty years ago this country went down a rabbit hole in vietnam and millions died. i fear we're going down a rabbit hole once again.
big applause, after which billy crystal quipped "i'd hate to see his next tax audit."

and leave it sean penn, who got a standing ovation when he won best actor for his work in mystic river, to put in a dig to the current administration even as he deflected the praise being heaped upon himself:

if there's one thing that actors know, other than there weren't any wmds, it's that there is no such thing as best in acting," he said, referring to weapons of mass destruction. "and that's proven by these great actors that i was nominated with.
tim robbins, always outspoken, took the humanitarian approach and pleaded with victims of abuse (one of whom he portaryed in mystic river) to seek counseling. however, we were happy to hear mr. robbins cajole the audience of stars at last week's screen actors guild awards to do everything in their power to stop runaway production and keep jobs here in america, when he accepted the sag award for the same role:

"i'd like to encourage all the power that's in this room to try to bring back some of those productions into the united states of america," robbins said.
we heartily agree.
posted by skippy at 4:39 PM | 0 comments
aristide awol in alleged coup

jean-bertrand aristide, now in somewhere in the middle of africa, claims that he was the victim of a coup by the united states, and stepped down involuntarily from his position as president of haiti. the sfchron reports:

an african-american activist says former haitian president jean-bertrand aristide telephoned him monday to say that he was kidnapped at gunpoint by american soldiers and ousted by in u.s. coup d'etat.

aristide said he was being held prisoner at the renaissance palace in bangui, central african republic, said randall robinson.

the united states has said that it facilitated aristide's departure at his request. white house spokesman scott mcclellan called the claim "complete nonsense."

"it was mr. aristide's decision to resign," he said.

robinson spawned the series of denials be saying aristide was a coup victim.

"he asked that i tell the word that it is a coup. that he was abducted by american soldiers and put aboard a plane," said robinson, the founder and former president of the transafrica lobbying forum in washington d.c. robinson currently lives on the caribbean island of st. kitts.

robinson said aristide claimed he was being held prisoner in the central african republic at a building surrounded by soldiers.
the united states government categorically denies this version of recent events, insisting that aristide himself voluntarily resigned, and in fact signed a letter to that effect before being escorted on saturday night by american marines out of the country. the kansas city star tells us:

abandoned by the united states and other foreign governments, under pressure from relentlessly advancing insurgents, aristide reportedly signed a letter of resignation before dawn sunday. accompanied by his wife, mildred, and a black-uniformed security detail, he flew into exile at 6:15 a.m. aboard an unmarked white airplane.

state department spokesman richard boucher said the u.s. ``facilitated'' aristide's departure. other administration officials said u.s. ambassador james foley offered aristide a secure airplane and found a country that would accept him.

aristide's destination was to be in the central african republic, according to a senior official of the state department, possibly after a stop in panama.
mr. aristide spent the day today phoning everybody except skippy, giving his version of events. he phoned reps. maxine waters and charles rangel, and, if you can believe this, lou dobbs and anderson cooper of cnn.

we are not sure who to believe, mr. aristide or the current administration. after all, it's not like the government has a history of using the military to depose leaders of other countries whom they don't like, and then lying about it, do they?


posted by skippy at 4:18 PM | 0 comments
government web sites awol on truth about awol's service

thanks to cursor, we find walter robinson's latest article showing that many official government websites are still proffering the untrue version of what awol did in the 70's, ie, they say he served with distinction:

after a year in flight school, bush spent five months learning how to fly an f-102 fighter-interceptor and then 22 months as a part-time pilot. he stopped flying in april 1972 -- 30 months before his formal commitment would normally have ended.

nonetheless, the biography of bush on the us state department's website credits him with almost six years in the f-102's cockpit -- two years on active duty flying the plane and nearly four more years of part-time service as an f-102 pilot. the websites of at least five american embassies -- those in germany, italy, pakistan, vietnam, and south korea -- use the identical language, even though bush spent barely two years flying the airplane.

after the 2000 election, when evidence of bush's abbreviated flying career and his propensity to miss required drills became public, the presidential biography written for the white house website made no mention of the period of bush's service, only that he served as an f-102 pilot.

but the state department biography of bush, which has been on its website since 2001, makes the president out to be more of a frequent flyer than the embellished account in bush's 1999 autobiography, "a charge to keep." in that book, bush said he flew with his unit for "the next several years" after his five months of training on the f-102 concluded in june 1970.
here's the offending state dept. site. remember, mr. robinson was instrumental in breaking this story for the bosglobe in 2000 and keeping it alive.
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