skippy the bush kangaroo

Saturday, February 28, 2004

polls not awol on siflay hraka

bigwig lets us know he has a poll going on silflay hraka asking who will be sworn in next january. why not go cast a vote?

and, speaking of polls, don't forget out own poll asking about ralph nader at the bottom of our right hand sidebar!
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ayn clouter not awol with dick

our arch enemy ayn clouter writes a brief essay on the wisdom of keeping dick cheney on the repubbb ticket in 'o4.
posted by skippy at 11:26 PM | 0 comments
reader not awol on harken energy

reader dennis greenia thinks that one aspect of awol's life that has gotten even less scrutiny than the national guard years are his doings at harken energy. and dennis graciously provides a link to the center for cooperative research and an article and timeline detailing awol's shenanigans at that energy company.
posted by skippy at 11:24 PM | 0 comments
awol not awol (at least for an hour) on 9/11 comission

two things happened to the 9/11 comission, one good, one laughable, but we'll take it.

the good thing: house speaker dennis hastert has given up his fight to block the two-month extension for the comission to finish its report. he had earlier vowed to block the extension in the house of representatives. cbsnews says:

hastert's decision to give the commission until july 26 to complete its work clears the way for congress to approve the extension and could resolve a dispute that has held up action on an unrelated highway bill.

hastert, r-ill., in a letter to the two chairmen of the commission, former new jersey republican gov. thomas h. kean and former rep. lee hamilton, d-ind., acknowledged that he had been “reluctant to support this extension” because of the need for congress to move quickly on the findings of the report.
the funny thing that happened is that awol deemed to appear before the comission to answer its question...for a whole hour! reuters:

the panel investigating the sept. 11 attacks on the united states will get one hour to ask president bush what he knew about events leading up to the suicide airline hijackings, the white house said on friday.

"they are looking at an hour as you pointed out," white house spokesman scott mcclellan said when asked by a reporter whether he could confirm reports that bush was limiting the meeting to an hour.

rather than sitting down with all 10 members of the so-called 9/11 commission, bush and vice president dick cheney have only agreed to meet privately with its chairman, thomas kean, and the vice chairman, lee hamilton.

the panel would prefer that bush meet with all of the members.
rather than assume devious motivations to the shortness of the time period he will give to the comission, we can think of two perfectly innocent and logical reasons for the move.

(a) he don't know that much; or

(b) he doesn't have that long of an attention span.

we're betting on (b).
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Friday, February 27, 2004

texas reporter not awol in stating facts awol about awol

mimi swartz, executive editor of texas monthly, writes on op-ed piece for the nytimes, examining in detail how little everyone examined in detail awol's military service whenever he runs for office:

according to mr. bush, reporters conducted a thorough investigation of his time in the texas national guard when he ran against ann richards for governor in 1994, and again when he ran against al gore in 2000. the complete guard records, the president told tim russert on "meet the press," were "scoured."

this came as news to me, as i lived in and reported from texas during those times and feel that questions about the story — mr. bush's life story — linger 10 years after his first political victory. why they linger is a more complicated question, one that has as much to do with the press as it does with the president.
ms. swartz states that during awol's first run for governor, ann richards' campaign backed off this issue because, after all, awol was not the only privileged son in that guard unit:

as patrick woodson, one of ms. richards's campaign consultants, told me earlier this month, "we were unofficially told that because of [sen. lloyd] bentsen's kid the guard thing was not on the table."
ms. swartz conjectures that al gore's people didn't want to press the issue too hard because gore's military service was less than stellar, and any talk of the vietnam war would remind people of bill clinton's total lack of involvement. and, more to the point:
some reporters got their information from time-consuming freedom of information act requests, others took what they were handed by opposition researchers — in my experience, the unfortunate norm in most modern campaigns. if there was a release of documents comparable to the one made by the administration earlier this month, no one around here recalls it.
after giving walter robinson of the bosglobe credit for being the first to really investigate this story, ms. swartz states wistfully (we can only project our own feelings here as to exactly how she would state it):

perhaps 2004 will be the year that details of george w. bush's time in the national guard — indeed, his life in the early 1970's — finally get filled in. this time around, there are certain factors that might put added pressure on reporters, editors and news organizations to complete the story. after all, the questions about mr. bush's service are being raised while we are at war and while the president is facing a genuine war hero as a potential opponent. maybe this year, 10 years after mr. bush's first political victory, the lingering questions will finally disappear.
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Thursday, February 26, 2004

good stuff not awol on cursor

if you don't read cursor on a daily basis, you miss out on some of the most important news items available. to wit:

the center for american progress fact checking awol's speech to the governors;

the democracy now interview with paul harris, who wrote the article about the secret pentagon paper warning of impending ecological disaster;

andrew sullivan finally having enough of awol, thanks to the proposed defense of marriage amendment;

ralph nader telling chris matthews "no wonder they parody you on saturday night live";

the lawsuit against the salvation army for creating a hostile work environment;

and much much more! cursor! it's what's for dinner!
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resurrection awol from witchita screening of the passion of the christ

in one of those instances where no punchline would be considered either (a) tasteful or (b) funnier than the truth itself, a movie goer suffered a heart attack at a screening of mel gibson's the passion of the christ and died during the crucifiction scene. the kansas city channel tells us:

fifty-six-year-old peggy law collapsed during the first public showing at the warren theater in east wichita. she suffered a heart attack during a climactic scene in the film, kmbc reported.

"it was during the time that they were crucifying christ, and putting the nails in his hands and feet," one witness said.
not a good endorsement. we can only assume she's in heaven, pestering st. peter for her money back.

[ed. note: we warned you the punchline wouldn't be tasteful or funny].
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real veteran not awol about feelings on war

writing in the csmonitor, gregory d. foster admits that the recent brouhaha about politician's military service made him wax nostalgic about a veterans reunion he attended a while ago:

the growing furor over president bush's vietnam-era national guard service - or lack thereof - is fraught with consequence and should be of more than passing concern to all veterans. i'm reminded why by my experience at a veterans reunion two years ago.

…most of those who go to war, draftee and volunteer alike, are average folks, of average (or below average) means, from average backgrounds. they make it possible for society's political and social elite to continue being elite. despite that, i'm proud to have been one of those average guys. by the same token, i don't take kindly - and i would hope other veterans don't take kindly - to those in power who didn't answer the call when it was their turn, but who thereafter have no compunctions or pangs of conscience about sending average sons, daughters, husbands, and wives off to die for ulterior political motives.
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Wednesday, February 25, 2004

horse not awol

lately the horse has been an "on again off again" proposition...not that we can claim any better of a record. but we bring it up because (a) we love the horse and everything it reports and (b) we are happy to tell you that the horse seems to be back - at least there's a new page since the last time we checked.

we know blogging for free is time consuming and often becomes rather discouraging (don't get us started about mrs. skippy's opinions of the time we spend on this site), so we can't really complain when the horse takes time off. suffice to say that we are always happy to the horse back in the saddle, if we can mix metaphors successfully.

and, never awol, always informative and erudite, the lovely talkleft links us to billmon's great idea as to how to use awol's money against him.

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don't be awol freeping broward county!

there's a poll on the florida sun-sentinel's web page (right hand side bar) asking if broward county should issue same sex marriage licenses. why not go let them know how you feel?
posted by skippy at 12:40 PM | 0 comments
jesus not awol from skippy

skippy does not subscribe to the jesus christ story, but does not disparage anyone who does.

we have no problem with christians. the problems we have are with jesus freaks.

(the difference? a christian accepts jesus christ as his or her savior. a jesus freak accepts jesus christ as your savior, whether you want it or not).

so the question becomes, is mel gibson a christian, or a jesus freak?

we really don't have an answer to that. we have not seen christian run, sorry, we mean, the passion of christ, and we don't intend to. thus, we will refrain from either reviewing or denigrating it.

we assume the people to whom it will speak will buy up all the tickets. and we assume that the people who decry the violence in today's movies (are you reading this, michael medved?) might want to rethink their stand on hypocrisy in general, if they praise this film, which we understand, is full of non-stop brutality. (david edelstein in slate called it "the jesus chainsaw masscre.")

and since we're not buying tickets to this passion play, we also can't speak to the supposed anti-semitism that some have found in its portrayal of the jewish mob (though dave neiwert has done an admirable job of researching mel's dad's holocaust denial). skippy knows many jewish people (come on, he's in show business!) so he will tactfully stay out of that fracas.

the only reason we bring it up is because we understand the 2 and half hour film is completely subtitled, with the actors speaking in aramic and some sort of street latin. now, that is the actual reason we're not going to see it. we have a friend who feels about subtitles the way we do: "hey, i don't go to the movies to read!"

but mainly, we are trying to figure out just what "street latin" could possibly be?

"yo, dawg, vini, vidi, vici! e plurbis uschizzle in the unum mizzle, homie!"

and, in an irony so convoluted that only god can understand it, carl anderson, who played judas in the film jesus christ superstar, died on monday. he was 58.
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say hello

to share alike.
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doonesbury offers money to anyone proving awol not awol

we are sure garry trudeau's tongue is planted firmly in his cheek, but all this week his comic strip, doonesbury, is offering $10,000 to anybody who can testify to having seen awol attend national guard drills during the mysterious 6 month period in '72. the atjocon tells us:

on monday, doonesbury creator garry trudeau offered a $10,000 reward in his syndicated newspaper comic strip for anyone who "personally witnessed" bush reporting for drills at dannelly air national guard base in alabama between may and november 1972. trudeau explains in strips later this week — and on his web site, doonesbury.com — that the reward money will be given to the uso in the witness's name.

"sounds like a stunt worthy of a comic strip," republican national committee spokeswoman christine iverson said monday.

trudeau, responding in an e-mail monday, said the issue matters. "how well george w. bush handled his air national guard service — and how honestly he answered questions about it — have become frequently asked questions in the 2004 presidential campaign," he said.

"it's a legitimate offer," said comics historian r.c. harvey.
we're sure that a comics historian would know about such political grandstanding. in fact, trudeau's prank is indeed reminiscent of when krazy kat offered a brickbat in the head to anybody who could get a job under hoover's administration, and of the time when blondie offered a dagwood sandwich to anyone who could prove hauptman actually kidnapped the lindbergh baby.
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kerry not awol in pointing out awol repubbbs

we had earlier written about a john kerry press conference where he did not back down from repubbb rumor-mongering. now we were able to find a similar statement sen. kerry made about specific repubbs and specific rumors.

the bosglobe tells us that last weekend sen. kerry stated that certain repubbbs had no right to question his position on national defense:

rebuking "the president and his henchmen" for their criticism of him, kerry took particular aim at republican senator saxby chambliss of georgia for his remarks earlier yesterday attacking the massachusetts senator's opposition to some missile defense systems and intelligence spending programs.

"i don't know what it is about what these republicans who didn't serve in any war have against those of us who are democrats who did," kerry told reporters upon arriving here for two campaign events in georgia today. "but i'm tired of their trying to divert attention from the real issues that confront america," kerry added.

asked if his rebuke was aimed at president bush, who has faced questions recently about his vietnam-era service in the national guard in texas and alabama, kerry said: "no, that's not what i'm saying. saxby chambliss, [vice president] dick cheney, and a whole bunch of people are very busy challenging the patriotism of democrats who question the policy in iraq, and question the course of our nation."

kerry also released a letter that he sent to bush yesterday charging that the white house was challenging the patriotism of vietnam veterans like himself and former senator max cleland, and seeking "to reopen these wounds for your own personal political gain."
the latimes tells us more about the letter he sent to awol:

in his letter, kerry wrote, "over the last week, you and your campaign have initiated a widespread attack on my service in vietnam, my decision to speak out to end that war and my commitment to the defense of this nation."

"if you want to debate the vietnam era, and the impact of our experiences on our approaches to presidential leadership, i am prepared to do so," the letter added.

the challenge from kerry is the latest indication that if he emerges as the democratic nominee, the vietnam war will figure prominently in the campaign between him and bush.
we'll file the probability of awol's response to kerry's letter under 'd' for 'don't hold your breath.'
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Tuesday, February 24, 2004

mary cheney awol from public debate

a new website, dearmary.com, is attempting to make sure the openly lesbian daughter of dick "ya gotta have heart" cheney is part of the current fracas about gay marriage.

the latimes says:

cheney's openly lesbian daughter is the target of a new website urging her to use her political visibility to protect the rights of homosexual couples. the 9-day-old site, dearmary.com , features virtual postcards written by visitors exhorting her to publicly oppose a proposed constitutional amendment banning gay marriage.

"we very much launched this as an effort of psychological warfare against the vice president," said john aravosis, a washington political consultant and writer who helped create the site.

"my intent was for him to wake up monday morning and see this in the newspapers, and say, 'oh my god.' this battle's gotten personal."
mr. aravosis has done this before:

this sort of online grass-roots movement is nothing new to aravosis. four years ago, he and los angeles activist and comedian robin tyler launched a successful internet advertising boycott of talk show host dr. laura schlessinger — http://www.stopdrlaura.com — in response to anti-gay comments she made on her radio show.

organizers aravosis and tyler explain on the dearmary site's home page their reasoning for leveling criticism at mary cheney: "as an open lesbian who has worked for years as a public advocate for gay civil rights, you are in a unique position to defend yourself and your community in this dire hour."
here's a look at some of the postcards already sent to mary cheney at the whitehouse.

also, here's the sister site don'tamend.com, dedicated to stopping the ridiculous idea of amending the constitution to order social structure on americans. that's right, the repubbbs don't want big government in your lives, except for when it comes to who you sleep with.
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confidence awol with consumers

the conference board's index of consumer confidence dropped sharply last month, waaaaay more than anyone expected, and everyone expected it to drop, but not this much! cnnmoney tells us:

the conference board, a business research group based in new york, said its closely watched index of consumer confidence fell to 87.3 from a revised 96.4 in january. it was the lowest level since 81.7 in october 2003.

economists had expected the confidence index, based on a survey of 5,000 households, to fall to 92 from the originally reported 96.8, according to briefing.com.

"the most important factor [in this survey] is labor market, labor market, labor market," said anthony chan, chief economist at banc one investment advisors, who had one of the lowest forecasts for tuesday's number on wall street.
well, the important thing for this election is making sure those homos dont' get married, though, right?
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don't be awol saying hello to

loaded mouth and the daily dystopian and backwards, down and to the right.
posted by skippy at 12:32 PM | 0 comments
don't be awol freeping cnn

right hand side bar at the bottom of the page, a cnn poll: should the u.s. constitution be amended to ban same sex marriages? go vote.
posted by skippy at 12:21 PM | 0 comments
spot now permanently awol

we weren't even going to mention the passing of awol's prized dog spot, because we ourselves are dog lovers, and we figure the one good thing (maybe the only good thing) about awol is that he's a dog lover too (though not very good at holding them).

however, we bring it up, because wonkette, one of our newest favs in blogtopia (yes! we coined that phrase!) brings it up, and incorrectly labels the dear departed spot as the "most likable member of the bush administration."

sorry, wonkette, and sorry to the memory of spot, as we do not like to speak ill of the dead. but it is safe to say that of course the most likable member of awol's administration is and always has been barney.

our proof? was it spot who, two years in a row, had their own christmas video on the official white house web site?

(although we notice, in reverent deference to spot's passing, the white house is now labeling it as "spot and barney's christmas video." we think this only proves our point, that barney is dog enough to share the spotlight with his dearly departed friend).

god rest you spot.

[ed. note: is there some way of getting in that four years of this administration is like 28 years of hell in dog years?]

(cross-posted at the american street and our daily kos diary (complete with a poll! go take it!)
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truth awol for racicot, volunteering awol for awol

thanks to calpundit, we were lead to josh marshall who deconstructs the latest lie from the repubbbs, this time the top campaign repubbb, marc racicot.

mr. racicot was interviewed on npr by juan "no really, i'm a liberal, really!" williams today, where he made the statement that awol "...volunteered to go to vietnam. he wasn’t selected to go, but nonetheless served his country very well …"

josh thought this to be pretty strange, if not downright hilarious, and did some quick research. apparently awol specifically checked a box on his txang application form volunteering to not go overseas. the washpost tells us:

among the questions bush had to answer on his application forms was whether he wanted to go overseas. bush checked the box that said: "do not volunteer."

bush said in an interview that he did not recall checking the box. two weeks later, his office provided a statement from a former, state-level air guard personnel officer, asserting that since bush "was applying for a specific position with the 147th fighter group, it would have been inappropriate for him to have volunteered for an overseas assignment and he probably was so advised by the military personnel clerk assisting him in completing the form."
yet, racicot is already lying, that's right, we said it, he's a lying liar telling lies, lying about awol's pusillanimous cowering in texas while other people actually did go to viet nam.

keep your eyes on these guys.
posted by skippy at 12:10 AM | 0 comments

Monday, February 23, 2004

cnn admits own awol from press

[ed. note: this "all awol all the time thing" is getting difficult to write clever headlines for. can we hire back the crack-smoking headline writer or is he still in jail?]

a group of us at skippy international was watching cnn today, as they began to cover a press conference by john kerry. we were quite pleased to hear sen. kerry stand up to attacks by the repubbbs (as filtered through the press contingent at the conference) with a rousing "republicans who have never fought a war" when speaking about certain innuendos and rumors being bandied about.

sen. kerry stood up to the questioning, mentioning the terrible rumors thrown against sen. mccain in the repubbb primary season of 2000, and the disgusting impuning of sen. max cleland's patriotism that the repubbbs are known for tossing about.

but just as the press conference was getting good, and sen. kerry was beginning to refute another smear repeated by a reporter, cnn anchor miles o'brien blurted out over the audio:

"well, we'll let the press do their job." and the video was switched back to o'brien and kyra "how's my hair" phillips, where they began nattering on about the next story, which we think was something about johnny depp or else a hippo giving birth to a giraffe or something.

we had to laugh. not because cnn had earlier shown awol's speech to the governors' meeting in its entirety but refused to show more than one question of kerry's news conference.

no, we had to laugh, because o'brien, by pulling away from the conference while labeling the reporters who stayed to ask questions "the press," inadvertantly admitted that cnn was neither (a) the press, nor (b) doing their work. wouldn't want to interfer with people actually doing their jobs, so let's go on to the fluff!

"well, we'll let those journalists ask the questions, while we here at cnn want to bring you the latest on janet jackson's scandalous boob! kyra, what's the news on the nips?" "thanks for asking, miles, it's tit for tat in the jackson camp!"
posted by skippy at 2:30 PM | 0 comments
say hello

to marstonalia and needlenose and oops, did i say that?
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white house admits jobs look to be still awol

last week the white house backed off their earlier rosy projection that prosperity is just around the corner.

"well, it might not be literally around the corner," said treasury sec. john snow. "actually it might be around the corner and down the street a bit, and then maybe around another corner, then up the on ramp, then a couple of exits on the freeway, then take the second exit and hang a sharp right, then a left into the parking lot, up the stairs and knock on the door and tell them cheney sent you. then maybe there's a job there."

yahoo tells us the previous projection of 2.6 million jobs to be added this year was either a mistake or somebody's been drinking again:

president bush distanced himself wednesday from white house predictions that the economy will add 2.6 million jobs this year, the second embarrassing economic retreat in a week and new fuel for democratic criticism.

the jobs controversy came on the heels of white house economist n. gregory mankiw's assertion that "outsourcing" american jobs overseas was
good for the u.s. economy in the long run. bush, house speaker dennis hastert and other republicans quickly disavowed mankiw's remarks, and the economist had to apologize for a "lack of clarity."

jobs are a sensitive political issue for bush as he fights to keep his own job in a second term. the economy has lost 2.2 million payroll jobs since bush took office, the worst job-creation record of any president since herbert hoover.
let's make sure in november it's 2.2 million and one!
posted by skippy at 11:25 AM | 0 comments
polls results not awol on skippy

we've finished last week's poll, which asked "do the candidates' military records matter?" here are the results, but the majority of you who voted expressed a sure distate for those who did not think their military service was important. 33% of you voted "yes, character counts, and military service reveals character," and a whopping 35% voted "don't you mean lack of military records?"

be sure to go vote on our newest poll asking the question "will ralph nader influence the outcome of the presidential election?" (bottom of our right hand side bar under our archives)
posted by skippy at 11:09 AM | 0 comments

Sunday, February 22, 2004

nader not awol; everyone wishes he was

proving that you don't need much more than a humongous ego to get into national politics, ralph nader has announced he will run on the "nobody invited me but i'm coming anyway to your" party ticket.

four years ago nader ran on the green party ticket, and gave the presidency to awol, according to people who don't want to take responsibility themselves (see: 8,000 disenfranchised african-american voters in florida).

however, this year, ralphie boy is running as an independent, which puts him right up there with lyndon larouche in terms of people to be taken seriously.

the screeching heads are touting the idea that nader could siphon off enough voters from the democratic ticket to give the upcoming election to awol again. we are of the opinion, however, that without the patina of the green ticket, nader will be seen as a fringe candidate, and will not be a threat to whoever gets the dem nom any more than that candidate himself.

(the joke going around skippy international headquarters is, what's the difference between john kerry and george bush? one is in favor of the iraqi war, the patriot act, and no child left behind, and the other is george bush).

we can only hope that the dems keep invigorated from the shot in the arm that howard dean gave the party, and actually reaches out to its constituency. then, and only then, will they get the votes they need to beat the repubbbs. nader is a non-issue, and anyone who thinks otherwise is caught in the great echo chamber of inside the beltway cw, which, of course, has no relation to reality.
posted by skippy at 2:40 PM | 0 comments

Saturday, February 21, 2004

pelosi not awol with blogging

tom manatos, advisor to house dem. leader nancy pelosi, is looking for advice on how to incorporate blogging into rep. pelosi's agenda. go give him some ideas.

addendum erratum apologium: in our early posting of this piece, some nitwit at skippy international mispelled rep. pelosi's name several times. our spell/fact checker was out doing body shots with a christina aguilera karakoe wannabe, and so this error went uncorrected for many hours.

we apologize, not only to rep. pelosi, whom we encourage to continue reaching out to the blogging community, but mostly to our readers who kept thinking the mispelling was some sort of joke, which they didn't get. the only joke was on us.
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ampoljo readers not awol from skippy

hi kids! if you're here from ampoljo, the story you're looking for is down below, titled awol's plans to visit louisiana army base awol till last week.

the rest of you go here.
posted by skippy at 12:17 PM | 0 comments
ah-nold awol with gov. perry's marriage rights

we don't know if he's even thought about it, but if the gropinator insists that no gay marriage licenses be issued, how will (if the rumors are true) gov. rick perry of texas get married after his impending divorce?

speaking of rumors, exactly what moral standing does the gropinator have to declare what is and is not a danger to the institution of marriage?
posted by skippy at 12:08 PM | 0 comments
say hello

to airbeagle.

airbeagle has some interesting and well-written (and hilariously sardonic) thoughts about such things as the repubbbs trying to stop gay marriage, the increased suicide rate among our troops, and the hypocricy of one oklahoma repubbb lawmaker who has had a sexual battery complaint filed against him for groping women in a holiday inn lobby.

well worth the read.
posted by skippy at 11:28 AM | 0 comments
repubbb ideas not awol from democratic party

when the democrats start crying about ralph nader running for president again, they only need to look as far as the mirror to see the reason why.

the democratic party has co-opted one of awol's nastiest ideas: putting protesters blocks away from the event in a holding pen known as a "free speech zone." the bosglobe tells us:

protesters at this summer's democratic national convention in boston may be confined to a cozy triangle of land off haymarket square, blocked off from the fleetcenter and convention delegates by a maze of central artery service roads, mbta train tracks, and a temporary parking lot holding scores of buses and media trucks.

under a preliminary plan floated by convention organizers, the "free-speech zone" would be a small plot bounded by green line tracks and north washington street, in an area that until recently was given over to the elevated artery. the zone would hold as few as 400 of the several thousand protesters who are expected in boston in late july.
luckily, some people formerly known as democrats are challenging the proposal: the atjocon says:

attorneys are challenging a preliminary security plan for this summer's democratic national convention that would limit protesters to a small patch of land virtually out of sight of the convention hall…

if protesters are restricted only to the small pen without fear of arrest or harassment, attorneys will take their challenge to court, said carol rose, executive director of the american civil liberties union of massachusetts. the aclu has joined with the lawyers guild to ask police to change the plan so delegates will have to walk past protesters…

a similar situation arose during the 2000 democratic national convention in los angeles, where protesters were initially restricted to an area blocks from delegates. a federal judge ruled the protest area was unconstitutional and ordered that protesters be allowed to demonstrate in a parking lot across the street from the convention's entrance.
skippy was actually at the protest in 2000, and it was pretty depressing. nothing but a huge concrete parking lot, and the convention, though in reality a few hundred yards off, seemed like it was miles away.

the ruling class is getting good at separating democracy from the people.


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Friday, February 20, 2004

obvious punchlines not awol on skippy

tom delay predicts that homosexual marriages will be a "central issue" in the upcoming election. the knoxnews local reports:

"i think it will be central," delay, r-texas, told reporters before addressing the knox county republican party's annual lincoln day dinner at rothchild's. "every now and then, an issue that is central to who you are and what your world view is comes along."

americans "have been tolerant of homosexuality for years, but now it's being stuffed down their throats and they don't like it," delay said.
wait for it...

learn to breathe through your nose, tom.

thank you! we're here all week! try the veal, and remember to tip your waitresses! good night!
posted by skippy at 5:58 PM | 0 comments
jobs awol from super tuesday states

pundits (read: jerks without real jobs) will be watching super tuesday to see how much job loss affects the voting. according to scripps "don't call me moe" howard news service, two of the super tuesday primary states are way up there on recent jobs lost (fifth item down):

california and new york, two of the 10 march 2 super tuesday states, were no. 1 and 2, respectively, for the last three years, with 549,717 jobs lost in california and 481,684 in new york, according to job-placement firm challenger, gray & christmas. illinois, which votes march 16, ranks third with 411,431 layoffs. texas, which has a march 9 primary, ranks fourth with 324,111 jobs lost over the last three years.


posted by skippy at 12:56 PM | 0 comments
koopersmith not awol on awol issue

jeff koopersmith, writing on ampoljo, points out the ultimate irony in the whole awol cover-up mess:

it appears that karl rove and karen hughes, as far back as mr. bush's first governor's race in texas, did not have faith in the neoconservative right's ability to forgive the young george w. for "things undone" as a younger man.

suffice it to say that this writer believes that president bush could have very well told the entire truth about his military pilot service in alabama and texas, even if it was splotchy, and would be no worse off today.

after all, the rumors about his bachelor past abound with all titillation -- including women, drugs, liquor, a possible felony gone lost, and drunk driving to boot. the mere fact that he was beneficiary of his family's influence to keep him alive might not have rendered politically impotent - even running against albert s. gore in 2000.
or as nixon could have told awol: it ain't the scandal that gets you, son...it's the cover-up!
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schorr not awol on awol issue

daniel schorr, hitting the nail on the head, writes in the csmonitor:

the real issue, painful in a society that prides itself on being egalitarian, is privilege - who got to serve in the guard's "champagne unit" as his unit was called, and who went to vietnam, perhaps to die.

it was all inside and cozy back in texas then. lloyd bentsen iii, son of a future senator, got a coveted slot in the houston-based guard unit. john connally iii, son of the former governor, got another. and in 1968, george bush, son of houston's congressman, made it after ben barnes, speaker of the texas house, talked to the head of the national guard on the young man's behalf. bush's first solo flight made headlines in the houston papers.

no one expresses himself more passionately about this kind of favoritism than colin powell, who came up from the streets of the bronx and is now president bush's secretary of state. in his 1995 memoir, "my american journey," general powell wrote: "i particularly condemn the way our political leaders supplied the manpower for that war [the vietnam war]. the policies determining who would be drafted and who would be deferred, who would serve and who would escape, who would die and who would live, were an anti-democratic disgrace.... i am angry that so many sons of the powerful and well-placed ... managed to wangle slots in reserve and national guard units. of the many tragedies of vietnam, this raw class discrimination strikes me as the most damaging to the ideal that all americans are created equal and owe equal allegiance to our country."
posted by skippy at 12:32 AM | 0 comments
awol's plans to visit louisiana army base awol till last week

the cjr campaign desk notes that the truth in the white house's explanation of awol's visit to the ft. polk army base earlier this week was, well, kind of awol:

no white house has ever come out and bluntly said that an event on the president's schedule was a public relations ploy orchestrated for the incumbent's re-election campaign.

no one expects them to, either.

but, we do expect the press to report relevant facts that stand in contradiction to official statements made by the white house.

this is exactly what william douglas of knight ridder newspapers and maura reynolds of the los angeles times did while reporting on president bush's visit to fort polk, la.

both reporters challenged white house press secretary scott mcclellan's cookie-cutter statement -- "this event has been in the works for several weeks" -- by simply picking up the phone and calling a few military officials at fort polk.
cjr goes on to quote douglas and reynolds, who inteviewed officers at ft. polk that stated the trip by awol was a last minute arrangment. cjr also notes the big dead trees media, the washpost, nytimes and asspress took the white house at its word, and passed that word onto us, the public.

but then, what else is new? (thanks and a tip of the bush kangaroo hat to cursor for the link!)
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administration awol from reasons for war

spadehammer sends us a link to the laweekly's interview with karen kwiatkowski, who, as spade puts it,

"found herself transferred in the spring of 2002 to a post as a political/military desk officer at the defense department?s office for near east south asia (nesa)? just as war fever was spreading, or being spread as she would later argue, through the halls of washington. indeed, shortly after her arrival, a piece of nesa was broken off, expanded and re-dubbed with the orwellian name of the office of special plans. the osp?s task was, ostensibly, to help the pentagon develop policy around the iraq crisis." she was speaking out against the travesty of bu$hco's iraq adventure while still inside the machine, and since her retirement has been a most illuminating source of the truth hidden deep in the neocon forest of bullshit.
posted by skippy at 12:27 AM | 0 comments

Thursday, February 19, 2004

trolls not awol from skippy

in the last couple of weeks, we have happily noticed an increase in our hit rates on our humble blog. we assumed it was our new "all awol all the time" format (readers' score so far: one for, one against, the new format).

but something else is happening. we are getting far more angry trolls hurling unfocused invective at us in our comments section. we are not talking about people with differing opinions debating the issues. we are talking about some choice vitrol aimed squarely at our ego. to wit:

i have a novel idea - why don't you go out and get your own job. you are so pathetic that you have to look to the president for a job. i hate to break the news to you but the president doesn't have any ability to create jobs. as i said a few years ago, yes bill did a great job with the economy - bill gates that is not bill clinton who had nothing to do with it. - realistic
and:

still carrying on like a fool, aren't you?

get a life kid?

you are one ignorant son of a bitch. and, yes, you are unpatriotic... as well as just plain stupid.

look in the mirror. you don't have the iq of a potato. dumb as a brick. and proud of it, too. what a combination. you are simply too stupid to understand a man with the experience and wisdom of president bush. - stephen
we must give thanks that these kids are venting their spleen on our blog rather than putting pipe bombs in women health clinics.

as we've said before, the great thing about democracy is that everybody has a voice. and the terrible thing about democracy is that everybody has a voice.

addendum: no sooner had we written the above post, when we got an email response to a response to a response to our reporting of doxagora's rebuttal of ann coulter's snide remarks putting down max cleland.

we quoted the watchful babbler's rendition of sen. cleland's war heroism, and got this email, from one tjschul:

"inexperienced soldier who had incorrectly set the pin for a hair-trigger detonation."

sir,
pins on hand grenades are not set for anything, by anyone, you are a full of shit liberal. been there done that. some stupid ass in san francisco might believe it, not a veteran. do some research you won't look as dim.
now, as any regular reader of our blog knows, nobody at skippy international was in the military, so mr. tjschul could be right about the setting of pins on grenades. we only took watchful babbler's account of how sen. cleland lost his three limbs at face value, since watchful has always been heretofor erudite, scholarly and beyond reproach in his accounts of previous events.

we wonder what san francisco has to do with anything. still, we admit, we were not at our best when we mailed him back:

sir,

i didn't write that, i quoted that. you are writing to the wrong person. do some research, you won't look so dim.
not our finest hour. but tjschul did write us back, expressing a subjective but indisputable truth:

sorry, i guess its the crap you "quote", that makes you look dim.
what we want to know is, when tjschul used quotation marks around the word "quote," what kind of ronic was he being? i? or mo?

moral of the story: our blog is bringing the illogical, irrational and reactionary out of the woodwork.

we have arrived.
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jobs still awol

344,000 initial unemployment claims were filed last week according to the dol. this was a decrease of 24,000 from the week before. (don't get excited, that doesn't mean 24,000 people got jobs, it means 24,000 fewer people filed for unemployment for the first time than the previous week. so taken together, the two weeks had 712,000 people file for unemployment for the first time). even worse:

the advance number for seasonally adjusted insured unemployment during the week ending feb. 7 was 3,186,000, an increase of 106,000 from the preceding week's revised level of 3,080,000. the 4-week moving average was 3,122,750, an increase of 16,750 from the preceding week's revised average of 3,106,000.
and that's just the people who are actually getting unemployment insurance. those numbers don't reflect the people who never filed, or whose benefits have long ago run out.
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facts not awol with usa toady

finally, a dead trees media says the obvious:

bush arguably has committed the greatest strategic blunder in modern memory. to put it bluntly, he attacked the wrong target. while he boasts of removing saddam hussein from power, he did far more than that. he decapitated the government of a country that was not directly threatening the united states and, in so doing, bogged down a huge percentage of our military in a region that never has known peace. our military is being forced to trade away its maneuverability in the wider war against terrorism while being placed on the defensive in a single country that never will fully accept its presence.

there is no historical precedent for taking such action when our country was not being directly threatened. the reckless course that bush and his advisers have set will affect the economic and military energy of our nation for decades. it is only the tactical competence of our military that, to this point, has protected him from the harsh judgment that he deserves.

at the same time, those around bush, many of whom came of age during vietnam and almost none of whom served, have attempted to assassinate the character and insult the patriotism of anyone who disagrees with them. some have impugned the culture, history and integrity of entire nations, particularly in europe, that have been our country's great friends for generations and, in some cases, for centuries.

bush has yet to fire a single person responsible for this strategy. nor has he reined in those who have made irresponsible comments while claiming to represent his administration. one only can conclude that he agrees with both their methods and their message.
do we get a pie chart with that?
posted by skippy at 12:14 AM | 0 comments
soldiers think awol was awol

the chitrib points out that awol's speechifying to an army base in louisiana may not have been the salve to sooth the sting of past military record snafus that the white house was hoping for.

with the controversy over his military service still simmering, president bush came to one of the army's premier training bases tuesday to declare that he will never relent until the terrorist threat to america is removed.

several thousand troops, most dressed in battle fatigues, heartily cheered bush's remarks and showed no visible signs of protest over democratic claims that he had not shown up for part of his service in the national guard.

but bush's military record was clearly a subtext to his appearance at this military base where, after his speech, he also had lunch with an arkansas national guard unit that will soon be dispatched to iraq.

many troops would not talk on the record when asked about the controversy, but some privately expressed doubt about the president's service while others supported him. after the speech, one soldier jested, "well, i guess we will all go out and vote for john kerry now."
fine with us.
posted by skippy at 12:14 AM | 0 comments
upi not awol on awol's slippage

nobody was more suprised than we to see untied press international run a story that was negative to awol...negative in that it only told the truth.

upi has heretofor been particularly conservative in their spin of awol's administration...but we guess reality sooner or later makes a dent in even the hardest of wire services' heads:

this week's newsweek cover in particular was devastating for the gop and the president. it showed bush and kerry, side by side as they were more than 30 years ago when vietnam was still raging. the inside story was not biased or unfair to the president in any way. it did not have to be.

with u.s. gis still dying by the week in iraq in a war that increasingly looks to have been unnecessary, bush's national guard record of 30 years ago has become an albatross around his neck. he served in the guard safely at home. but now he has sent thousands of guard members to danger and even death because of a war that may not have been necessary. and in kerry, he now faces a foe all too eager to take advantage of it.

this is not the campaign bush and rove planned for and expected…

as a result, bush and rove are now on the defensive. they have already been driven off their planned main theme of "the war president." now they have been forced back to "running on the record." but with all those 2.2 million plus job losses since january 2001, that is meat and drink to kerry. job creation may indeed soar over the next nine months, but it will have to do so in the most spectacular way to wipe out all those losses, and recovery has especially lagged in the manufacturing/industrial sectors, which means the president has a big and growing problem in the big industrial states where this election will likely be decided.

none of this means the president must lose in november. but for the first time since they emerged on the national scene four years ago, bush and rove are truly on the political defensive, forced to respond to an aggressive, efficient, fast-moving enemy team that is suddenly calling the shots.

their strategic offensive has always been so good the country has never had the chance to see how they play on defense when the heat is on. but it may be we are about to find out.
we can only hope.
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Wednesday, February 18, 2004

say hello

to the blog of the attorney general of the untied states of america and everything's ruined and george w. bush, will you please go now?
posted by skippy at 6:31 PM | 0 comments
mr. phelps not awol with alterman

our blog buddy eric alterman (co-author of the book on bush) has an interesting observation today:

howard dean is like the old reel-to-reel tape in “mission impossible.” he gave the rest of the candidates their instructions and then self-destructed. in doing so, he may have helped save the party and the country. thanks howard.
we ourselves are rather sorry to see dr. dean's campaign ending, not with a bang but with a whimper. though we hadn't endorsed his candidacy, we were very pleased to see how he was able to make the grassroots of the democratic party get excited about being democrats again. we hadn't seen anything like that since, well, probably never.

we hope the feeling and excitement and party cohesiveness continues. we hope the party leaders will not forget that the party is made up of people, of voters, and not of money and contributors. we hope democracy thrives, and we hope american once again becomes a country of the people, by the people and for the people. but mostly we hope next week's group of contestants on american idol are better than last night's.


special bonus trivia question that has nothing to do with politics or blogging: peter graves, who played mr. phelps on "mission impossible," came to that role in the second season of the tv series. what actor played the man he replaced, and what was the character's name (and what famous current tv show featured that actor in what role for many years)?
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jesus' general not awol from our blogroll

we are happy to include the very religious and manly jesus' general in our blogroll. we don't know whether to salute or genuflect.
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scientists say facts awol from white house

taking a number, joining the club, stopping the presses, or whatever metaphor you wish to use to indicate a general "well, duh!" in response to the obvious, a group of over 60 scientists (including 20 nobel laureates) has accused (in writing) the white house of " deliberately and systematically" distorting facts in pursuit of their own agenda, reports the nytimes:

the sweeping charges were later discussed in a conference call with some of the scientists that was organized by the union of concerned scientists, an independent organization that focuses on technical issues and has often taken stands at odds with administration policy. the organization also issued a 37-page report today that it said detailed the accusations.

together, the two documents accuse the administration of repeatedly censoring and suppressing reports by its own scientists, stacking advisory committees with unqualified political appointees, disbanding government panels that provide unwanted advice, and refusing to seek any independent scientific expertise in some cases.

"other administrations have, on occasion, engaged in such practices, but not so systematically nor on so wide a front," the statement from the scientists said, adding that they believed the administration had "misrepresented scientific knowledge and misled the public about the implications of its policies."
before you cry "partisan" (or else "havoc," and release the dogs of war), may we point out that one of the scientists involved in the accusation served under the one president that must be posthumoursly happy to see what awol is doing these days (only because it finally makes him look good): richard nixon.

"i don't see it as a partisan issue at all," said russell train, who served as administrator of the environmental protection agency under presidents richard m. nixon and gerald r. ford, and who spoke in the conference call in support of the statement. "if it becomes that way i think it's because the white house chooses to make it a partisan issue," mr. train said.
posted by skippy at 4:15 PM | 0 comments
nader not awol in run for pres

it looks like ralph nader is planning to run for president again. and mad kane has some thoughts about it.
posted by skippy at 3:56 PM | 0 comments
bizarro not awol on presidential election

dan piraro, artist behind the bizarro comic bizarro, has penned a new story called the three little pigs buy the whitehouse. why not buy a copy and stack the best seller list with lefty tomes (along with eric alterman & mark green's the book on bush)?
posted by skippy at 3:54 PM | 0 comments
gibson not awol from ayn clouter's heart

our arch enemy, ayn clouter, has the truth behind mel gibson's latest edit of his new film, the passion of christ:

gibson has now cast himself as a main character. he plays a sinful imperial (but not native roman) centurion, whose job is trying to police the desert against anti-roman jewish terrorists. (danny glover once again plays his partner, here named mvrtavgh.) mel is depressed by his wife's death, and in one scene he actually puts his own sword in his mouth and threatens to kill himself. he is stopped by the sudden appearance of a vision.
the vision, while hilarious, could be construed as so provacative and controversial as to destroy what little readership our humble blog already has. therefore, we link, we do not repeat.

posted by skippy at 3:41 PM | 0 comments
say hello

to unfair witness.
posted by skippy at 3:37 PM | 0 comments
congratulations! readers not awol from our blog!

you are the coveted 350,000th visitor to skippy!
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marine's girl and magpie not awol

we are a bit remiss in mentioning this, but marine's girl has taken her blogging abilities over to across the river, which we have added to our blog roll. we also see that marine's girl's marine might be sent back to iraq, so our prayers are with them both.

and speaking of new blogging residences, magpie has been invited by natasha and mary to join pacific views, already a fine blog in its own right. good luck, and good blogging, ladies!

and while we're at it, we'd like to point out the addition of etalkingheads blog directory to our blog roll. this directory lists blogs of all stripe, and although they say "in no particular order," we notice that "conservative" is firstin the categories section, and "liberal" is next to last, right before "humor" (although the blogs themselves are in alphabetical order, prompting us to consider renaming ours to "aardvark the bush kangaroo").
posted by skippy at 11:29 AM | 0 comments

Tuesday, February 17, 2004

easy win awol for kerry

wisconsin voters sent a strong message to john kerry in their primary today. and that message is "have some cheese."

john edwards made a surprise showing, coming in at a close second with 35% of the vote, to kerry's 39%, estimates cnn.

"i've been looking forward to the time when this is a two-person race and people will focus on senator kerry and myself," edwards said. "it now appears that we're very close to that place, and maybe even there."
people powered howard dean was down in the basement with dennis "the menace" kucinich, and rev. al "make it crawl, preach" sharpton.

sen. edwards strong showing could shake things up in the democratic race, at least as far as the bored media goes, because otherwise they'd have to do some real reporting.
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koufax awards not awol to best bloggers

we at skippy international would like to offer a laurel and hearty handshake to the winners of this year's koufax awards, many of whom we have emailed personally several times in the past year.

our biggest congrats go to jeralyn merritt of talkleft, who won the coveted "best single issue blog" award. without jeralyn's support and help our blog would not be where it is today. nobody deserves this award more than jeralyn.

also a big congrats to the daily kos for best group blog, atrios for best blog overall, dave neiwert of orcinus for best series, uggabugga for best special effects, and tbogg for most humorous blog.

while we ourselves were hoping for at least a mention in the rambling explanation of who got best humorous blog, wherein dwight mentioned every other blog in the finals except ours (or so it seemed) we can quite understand our not winning this year, as we have, in the last week, converted our format to "all awol all the time," thus changing our category eligibility from "most humorous" to "best single issue blog."

if we can keep up the "all awol all the time" conceit for another year, we expect to edge out talkleft and take that award ourselves.

in the meantime, congrats to everyone who won! and to everyone who was nominated, and everyone who voted! remember, there are no losers in blogtopia! and yes! we coined that phrase!
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say hello

to the kamikaze kunquat and a very hungry catepillar.
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salon not awol on awol

salon.com (day pass required...you gotta watch a vodka ad) muses about the recently released military records of awol:

instead of answering the questions, the documents, most of which were simply duplicates of already released public records, confirmed what skeptics have been saying for some time: there's simply no data available to knock down the assertion that for months at a time bush failed to show up for required guard duty. instead, a picture continues to emerge of a trained guard pilot who in 1972, two years before his six-year commitment was up, decided to not only walk away from his flying duties completely, but to serve as little as possible in the guard, before getting permission to leave in order to enroll in harvard business school…

the most glaring omission from the stash released by the white house is bush's 1973-'74 officer effectiveness report. commanders are required to fill one out for every officer who serves. the last oer on record for bush was completed on may 2, 1973, and covered the period from may 1, 1972, to april 30, 1973. but according to bush's payroll and retirement records, he was credited for serving 38 days after may 2, 1973, which means he should have been evaluated. yet his officer rating seems to have simply disappeared.

unlike bush's routine guard pay stubs, which would have shed light on his whereabouts but seem to have also been lost sometime during the last 30 years, oer's are among the most important personnel reports generated inside the guard. "i've never met a commander in 28 years that didn't take oer's seriously," burkett told salon last week. "they review oer's in excruciating detail and probably take them more seriously than pay documents."
salon also dissects the reports of john b. calhoun, the man who recently came forward to testify that he had, indeed, seen awol on the base in alabama during the mysterious 3 month period for which no records can be found verifying such.

last week calhoun told the atlanta journal-constitution that bush asked for weekend drills. but according to the documents released by the white house one week ago, only five of the 12 days bush was credited for serving in alabama were for weekend days.

specifically, calhoun told reporters bush was assigned to his command at the 187th tactical reconnaissance group, and he saw bush serve between eight to 10 times for about eight hours each from may to october 1972. but those may-to-october dates do not correspond with the payroll records the white house released last tuesday. they indicated bush was credited for doing guard duty in alabama during the months of october, november and, presumably, january.

secondly, when bush moved to alabama to work on the blount campaign, he first asked to be transferred to the 9921st air reserve squadron (the postal unit). there's no evidence bush ever showed up at the 9921st. instead, bush in september 1972 asked to serve with a different alabama unit, calhoun's 187th tactical recon group, for the months of september, october and november. so why would calhoun have seen bush signing in at the montgomery base during may, june, july, august and september, if bush didn't even ask to be transferred there until sept. 5? and according to the recently released white house documents, bush didn't actually show up at the montgomery base until october 28-29.

like so many of the mysteries surrounding bush's guard service, the white house account and calhoun's simply do not add up, and the questions are unlikely to go away.
salon's mouth to god's ears.
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ordinary citizens not awol with opinions

from the miami herald, a few letter writers express their thoughts about awol going awol. someone thought he was honorable:

although i will vote against president bush, i will never hold his serving in the guard against him. he was honorable in exercising another service option.
but most thought otherwise:

what offends americans is not the quality of president bush's service, but that he used family connections to secure a reserve post that was extremely difficult to obtain -- with no rotc or officer candidate experience to qualify him. he then was slack in fulfilling his relatively minor obligations and has lied about taking the easy way out...

it would be an affront to worthy military men to be commanded by a man without honor...

regardless of the alleged time gaps in president bush's guard service, the real issue is that his father used political connections to keep him out of harm's way.
posted by skippy at 12:22 PM | 0 comments
comics not awol on national guard fracas

the asspress quotes some comedians (no, not nedra pickler) who are commenting on the awol issue. jay leno:

"the white house finally found one guy who says he remembers serving with president bush on national guard duty in alabama. isn't that amazing? now if they can find someone who remember bush working on an economic plan!"
posted by skippy at 12:18 PM | 0 comments
awol finally shows up to the national guard

you gotta give the guy points for moxie.

awol showed up to an army base to meet with some national guard members in louisiana today, apparently unconcerned about (or unaware of, and our money's on the latter) the big brouhaha over his own national guard service, says abc news.

after trying to quell stories about his vietnam-era military record, bush sought tuesday to put that controversy behind him by meeting with members of the national guard. twelve soldiers assigned to fort polk have died in iraq, including two soldiers killed by a roadside bomb last week, according to paula schlag, a base spokeswoman.

bush was to meet privately with the relatives of fallen soldiers, then have lunch with guard members.

white house officials said bush was reaching out to guard members here because nearly 40 percent of the troops heading to iraq in the next rotation will be guardsmen.
but not him.
posted by skippy at 12:15 PM | 0 comments
skippy not awol with polls

we are starting a new feature here at skippy: the weekly poll. every week you can find a new poll question directly underneath our archives section at the bottom of the right hand side bar.

this week's question: do a candidate's military records matter? go vote, but only once a day, mind you!
posted by skippy at 12:06 AM | 0 comments
trr awol from blogtopia*

we are very sorry to learn that our good blogging buddy jim capazzola has decided to wrap up production of his humor blog, trr.

we can't blame him. jim does a bang-up job on his political blog, the rittenhouse review, and we ourselves know how difficult and time-consuming it is to blog daily, let alone blog enough for two on a daily basis.

it was nice while it lasted, jim, and keep up the good work on rittenhouse!


*yes! we coined that phrase!
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Monday, February 16, 2004

alterman not awol at liberal oasis

bill scher of liberal oasis has a great interview with eric alterman, co-author of the book on bush: how george w. (mis)leads america. some highlights:

-- it’s hard to fathom just what an extreme group of people [they] are, how little regard they have for what we think of as the public interest, until you examine the details. and in this case, the devil really is in the details.

-- i think there’s a real healthy understanding among all sensible people right now that there is only one hope for the future of this country and that is to get rid of this man, no matter who replaces him. i would be very happy to vote for bob dole or george herbert walker bush. he is the most dangerous man ever to occupy the american presidency in the past 100 years.

-- the one bright spot of the complete and total lack of responsible planning for the entirely predictable aftermath of the invasion of iraq is that they’re not in a strong position to take this show on the road.
hell, we'd vote for libby dole!
posted by skippy at 8:50 PM | 0 comments
say hello

to an old soul and the great divide and mostly links and sortapundit.
posted by skippy at 8:44 PM | 0 comments
truth awol with drudge

we have been following the swirling rumors, stoked by matt drudge, of a supposed affair john kerry had with an intern. thanks to our buddy talkeft, we find this link putting the rumor to bed, and drudge to shame. yahoo news sez:

a woman who has been the subject of rumors linking her to sen. john kerry denied monday that she ever had an affair with the democratic presidential candidate.

breaking her silence four days after the allegations surfaced on the internet, alexandra polier issued a statement to the associated press, saying, "i have never had a relationship with senator kerry, and the rumors in the press are completely false."…

"whoever is spreading these rumors and allegations does not know me," polier said, appealing to the media to respect her privacy and the privacy of her fiance and his family.

polier also took issue with reports that referred to her as a former kerry intern.

"i never interned or worked for john kerry," she told ap over the phone.
for the record, we find it intolerable that any blogger would make stories up about national figures, especially our leaders.

in a related story, click here for pictures of karl rove having sex with chickens.
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our bad jokes not awol with blogamy

we have been working in our new format "all awol all the time" for about a week now, ever since the national guard story began to heat up.

we were actually wondering when and if anyone else in blogtopia (y!wctp!) was even going to notice our format, let alone comment on it. we were seriously considering switching to an all valerie plame affair format ("dean plames kerry for loss of campaign manager"), when one of our favorite (and we think cutest) bloggers, blogamy, did indeed notice and report on our obsession.

thanks, amy! a joke is not a joke until someone actually responds to it, even if only with a groan. we appreciate your kind words. and we also recommend that our readers stop by amy's blog regularly, as she does a fine job reporting that which dares not speak its name...the news.
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time not on awol's side

in a long and detailed article, time magazine wonders aloud how well did he serve? in reference to awol and the national guard. their conclusions are not particularly flattering to awol.

c. murphy archibald, a nephew of [senate candidate winton] blount's who worked on the campaign that fall, told time that bush "was good at schmoozing the county chairs, but there wasn't a lot of follow-up." archibald, now a trial attorney in north carolina, remembers that a group of older alabama socialites, who were volunteering their time, gave bush a nickname because they thought he "looked good on the outside but was full of hot air." they called him the texas soufflé.
and now, the egg's on his face!
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alterman and green not awol with facts

we are quite happy to have received today a copy of the book on bush: how george w. (mis)leads america, by our good blogging buddy eric alterman and his co-author mark green.

while we haven't read it yet, a cursory look tells us the book promises to be full of actual facts and figures to back up the premise, rather than just a screed against awol (we would expect no less from eric, one of the more erudite and scholarly of the bloggers in blogtopia, and, as dr. carol reminds us all: yes! we coined that phrase!).

don't take our word for it. why not buy it now, and put it up there at the top of the best sellar list?
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dreams not awol for bad singer

thanks to the hamster, we learn that will hung, the incredibly bad applicant to this year's american idol, was so unfazed by his failure at the auditions, he still dreams of being a pop star. the sfchron reports:

hung -- who is ambitious, sincere and achingly naive -- doesn't want to be a clown. he wants to be a pop star.

"i see this as a learning experience of how to succeed if i was to become an american pop star someday," hung, pausing to choose his words carefully, said over coffee this week in san francisco's japantown, where he was returning a rented cd.

hung said he knows he has a lot of work to do as a vocalist. his spirited, chinese-accented rendition of ricky martin's "she bangs" was aired jan. 27 by producers who clearly coveted hung's entertainment value -- not his pipes ... meanwhile, hung said he has been invited to perform at events from a philadelphia 76ers basketball game to the mtv asia awards in singapore, and he has appeared on several television shows.

on monday night, hung performed at an open mike at the clark kerr dormitories where he used to live and work in the dining commons. this time he was greeted by more than 400 students armed with cameras and camcorders.

"it's the pop-culture fad right now. and its berkeley's own," said sophomore alex bollfrass in explaining his attendance.

"you have to respect his genuineness," said fifth-year student whitney brechwald. "he tries so hard."
we saw that episode where will tried his best, and was still obviously the worst. but we had to admire the guy's guts, ambition and persistance (and, we must say, paula, randy and even simon seemed to admire these qualities about will themselves). here's will's own web site, as professional and media-savvy as will himself.

will hung represents to us all that is magical about being a human being. the utmost 1000% sincere belief in yourself, that you can do anything you want to, if only you work hard enough and believe hard enough, regardless of what the entire rest of the world thinks about you, and regardless of talent and ability.

"i hope i've shown everyone in the world that regardless of success or failure, just keep trying. never give up," hung said. "because only then can you say to yourself that you tried your best and had no regrets."
of course, the rest of us are laughing our asses off at the guy, but like bullets off of superman, it doesn't seem to stop him. and doesn't that make him a kind of superman in his own right?

or, as rudyard kipling said in his poem "if":

if you can keep your head when all about you
are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
but make allowance for their doubting too...
yada yada yada, long poem long poem long poem, finally, the punchline...

yours is the earth and everything that's in it,
and--which is more--you'll be a man, my son!
to that we can only say, amen.
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bloggers not awol on why the awol issue is important

dave niewert over at orcinus puts it best:

awol matters because it reveals how this administration not only has no respect for the truth, but it lies -- repeatedly, without conscience, and so far without consequence.

the awol matter is only the first consequence. once it has become clear that the president's credibility deservedly is nearly nonexistent, then a number of other issues -- plame, the economy, the environment -- come into much clearer focus.
and, to that list of issues revealing his lack of credibility, we'd add the iraq war and the wmd's.

also well stated: juan cole muses that what bothers him the most about awol's awol years, is that awol didn't seem to care passionately one way or the other about the vietnam war, which does seem pretty shallow for a man in his 20's during that time of history.


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kos not awol on new grass roots attitude

our bud the daily kos has an interesting essay on his site about the radical shift in the upper eschalons of the democratic party, ie, they are lately considering that they might want to start acting like democrats. and kos gives the credit firmly to the grass roots consituency, and specficially, us folk in blogtopia (which he wrongly labels as "the blogosphere," and no, we didn't coin that phrase!).

welcome back, daschle. we were all wondering what happened to you guys. but it's not just the senate. all across the party establishment there is a renewed energy and sense of purpose and the realization that we can, in fact, win.

and the key to all of this is us. while the party leaders in dc were lamenting their sad lot in life, democrats started turning out in droves to cast ballots in the democratic primary. even after kerry ran away with it, they still came out in record numbers. and those "fired up democrats" were also talking to their friends and neighbors and coworkers, so bush's poll numbers dropped some more.

it wasn't the party leadership that led -- it was us. it was the blogosphere. it was people who wouldn't know how to turn on a computer. it was me. it was you. we took control of this party, and they never saw it coming.

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tutu not awol in asking for apology

bishop desmond tutu said that awol and blair should both apologize for the iraq war in a recent sermon, says yahoo news:

british prime minister tony blair and us president george w. bush ought to say sorry for waging "an immoral war" against saddam hussein's iraq, according to excerpts of a speech archbishop desmond tutu was to deliver.

in an evening lecture to be delivered at church house, westminster, in central london, the nobel laureate was to say that bush and blair would reap a revival in credibility if they apologise for waging a war that left the world "a great deal less safe".

"how wonderful if politicians could bring themselves to admit they are only fallible human creatures, and not god, and thus by definition can make mistakes," according to excerpts of the speech published in monday's independent newspaper, which is sponsoring the event.
file this in the "don't hold your breath" department.

(thanks to reader chris for the link!)
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Sunday, February 15, 2004

fallen soldier's mother-in-law thinks government awol in taste

in today's letters to the latimes:

my son-in-law, evan, was killed in action in iraq in july, having served with the 101st airborne. he died a hero and so was awarded the bronze star. i pray that god lets him rest in peace. what evan did leave behind, besides his legacy, are his grieving parents, my family and, of course, my daughter, his wife.

for the last six months either my daughter or i have had to contend with the bureaucracy of the army, the u.s. government and groups, although well-meaning, that continue to bring up memories. hailing him as a hero, letters of how bravely he served and "what he did for the country" ring hollow compared with the lack of concern, compassion and assistance by the army and our politicians. let me tell all who use such words to look within.

the form letters of sorrow are wearing thin, and i wish they would remove my daughter from their lists. congressmen, senators, the president and even people from other states continue to send a barrage of their guilt toward us by way of a form letter. letters to the army by me regarding the mishandling of this entire episode have gone completely unanswered.
we hope the government is as attentive to the poor woman and her daughter when the soldier's death benefits are asked for.
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progressive blogger not awol in civic duty

we are happy and proud to report that mary beth of wampum has decided to get off her mouse and actually participate in the democratic process (as opposed to just bitch about it, like we do).

mary beth is officially running for a seat in the legislature of the state of main. we wish her lots of luck and our undying support, although we don't actually live in maine, or even know anybody who does. (unless jessica fletcher counts).

we are impressed that she is physically participating in government by for and of the people. good luck, mary bet!
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nytimes: awol not technically awol

the nytimes suggests that, based on a cursory review of recently released military recrods, the reports of awol being legally awol are "exaggerated."

on the question of whether he was ever awol, that charge appears to be exaggerated based on the balance of evidence available to date.

mr. bush's payroll records do indeed show that he missed guard training during eight months between may 1972 and may 1973. for much of that time, mr. bush was immersed in the united states senate campaign of winton blount…one issue [of the campaign] was how tough to be on draft dodgers.

but records also show that mr. bush took several steps to fulfill his guard obligation, including completing enough extra training after the campaign ended to fulfill at least the minimum annual requirements for retirement purposes.
of course, we here at skippy international knew that he was not actually awol, in terms of the legal requirement of that charge, any more than bill clinton was ever legally a draft dodger. it's just that the words "lying drunk pusillanimous over-privileged slacker" didn't have a "w" in them for our goofy nickname for the guy.

however, the times doesn't think the released records go so far as to let ldpo-ps off the hook [ed. note: stick with "awol"]. they go on:

still, one major remaining question is why mr. bush, who said he wanted to make flying "a lifetime pursuit" when he joined up, failed to take a required annual flight physical in 1972. as a result, records show, he was suspended from flying on aug. 1, 1972, an action that some guard officials have said should have set off an inquiry. no records of any such inquiry have been released…

another question is precisely how mr. bush obtained an honorable discharge from the guard on oct. 1, 1973, eight months before his six-year commitment ended.
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discipline for proselytizing pilot not awol at american airlines

thanks to corrente, we find that the pilot who told his passengers if they weren't christian, they were "crazy" has been suspended with pay. from the asspress:

[chief executive of american airlines] gerard arpey said the airline has grounded the pilot with pay while executives investigate the incident.
arpey said he apologized to anyone who was offended by the pilot's comments on a flight from los angeles to new york.

"let me assure you that we take this very seriously and are conducting a thorough investigation," arpey wrote in a letter to abraham foxman, national director of the anti-defamation league, an advocacy group that monitors anti-semitism. he said american airlines "promotes an environment of respect for the diversity of all persons, regardless of religion, race, ethnicity, disability, gender, age or sexual orientation."
but if you ask us, we don't see how that's any sort of discipline at all.

"bob, you've done a terrible job here at work."

"sorry boss."

"you've done so badly, we're going to force you to not come to work anymore, for the same amount of money."

"gee, i'm devastated. i guess i'll just be at home drinking margaritas and watching tv land all day."

"well you should have thought of that before you screwed up so bad."
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Saturday, February 14, 2004

washpost not awol on mysterious 6 month absence

the washpost responds to the witness who corroborates awol's story that he was in alabama during that mysterious period in his guard duty when nobody remembers him:

only one person has come forward with recollections of serving with bush in alabama. john b. "bill" calhoun, 69, said he saw bush at dannelly air national guard base eight to 10 times from may to october 1972. but calhoun also said he recalls bush at dannelly at times in mid-1972 when the white house acknowledges bush was not even based in alabama.

may 24, 1972: bush seeks a transfer from his houston guard unit to the 9921st air reserve squadron in montgomery, ala., for an unpaid assignment while he works as political director on the senate campaign of winton m. blount, a friend of his father. the transfer is approved by the unit's commander. there is no record bush reported for duty.
[ed. note: emphasis, and rolling of eyes, ours].
posted by skippy at 9:52 PM | 0 comments
easter lemming not awol on this story

gary denton over at the easter lemming examines the extra six months added onto awol's original 6 year enlistment.
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freepers not awol with email

calpundit has a doozy of a response from a "patriotic american" to his recent work in investigating the national guard issue. an excerpt:

the latest rumor is president bush was told to leave the texas air national guard and to get treated for alcohol problems and that they would not let him fly until he was treated. this is just entirly and completley untrue. he did not have no drinking problem then and he does not have one now. and he never flied any jets after he was drinking.


but was he drinking when he used spell check?
posted by skippy at 9:23 PM | 0 comments
say hello

to lying media bastards.
posted by skippy at 9:13 PM | 0 comments
oklahoma citizen not awol

mr. ken moulton of lawton, oklahoma, writes to the bosglobe:

i was in the regular army from 1969 to 1977, in vietnam in 1970, and asked for a hardship discharge in 1976. my son was having seizures from a brain disorder, and my wife had almost died. my request was denied. president bush was released early from the national guard to attend graduate school…

for almost a year i have asked the bush administration for my wife's, son's, and my own military medical records. all of my requests have been in writing and by e-mail. the president gets his records in a day while my formal written requests are ignored.
posted by skippy at 11:40 AM | 0 comments
washpost not awol on released military documents

thanks to calpundit, we get the washpost's view of awol's military file, released yesterday. also, a goodl link to billimon who dissects the guy at the daytona 500 who "remembers" awol sititng in his office in alabama.
posted by skippy at 11:36 AM | 0 comments
counterspin radio not awol

listen to eric boehlert discuss awol's national guard years on fair's counterspin radio via streaming audio.
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Friday, February 13, 2004

say hello

to debunker.net.
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facts awol with ann coulter

the watchful babbler, whose blog doxagora is one of the finer, more well-thought out and least vitrolic (read: not at all) of blogs in the conservative bent, takes on annthrax's version of how sen. max cleland lost his limbs while in the army.

ann's version:

cleland lost three limbs in an accident during a routine noncombat mission where he was about to drink beer with friends. he saw a grenade on the ground and picked it up. he could have done that at fort dix. in fact, cleland could have dropped a grenade on his foot as a national guardsman -- or what cleland sneeringly calls "weekend warriors."


the watchful babbler spells out the real version: after winning a silver star for rescuing and moving injured soldiers during operation pegasus, an air assault on enemy artillery for which cleland volunteered, then capt. cleland, a communications officer, was ordered to set up a radio relay (we condense this story for brevity; watchful babbler includes every heroic detail, which shows sen. cleland's bravery under fire).

watchful goes on:

cleland was ordered to set up a radio relay on a nearby mountain. he and his signals team were airlifted to the site. while disembarking from the helicopter, cleland saw a grenade that he thought had fallen from his webbing. cleland tells what happened:

on april 8, 1968, i volunteered for one last mission. the helicopter moved in low. the troops jumped out with m16 rifles in hand as we crouched low to the ground to avoid the helicopter blades. then i saw the grenade. it was where the chopper had lifted off. it must be mine, i thought. grenades had fallen off my web gear before. shifting the m16 to my left hand and holding it behind me, i bent down to pick up the grenade.

a blinding explosion threw me backwards.
the grenade turned out to belong to an inexperienced soldier who had incorrectly set the pin for a hair-trigger detonation.

seven days later, operation pegasus was ended as the nva was forced out of the area. from the beginning of the siege to the end of pegasus, 730 americans were killed in action, 2,642 were wounded, and 7 were officially classified as missing in action. a few months later, khe sanh was officially abandoned.

although cleland's injury occurred in a combat zone, during general combat operations, cleland was not eligible for a purple heart, as his injury did not occur while in direct combat with the enemy. ("friendly fire" injuries qualify for the purple heart only if the fire was directed at an enemy.) however, it is not a mischaracterization to say cleland was wounded "during a routine noncombat mission where he was about to drink beer with friends" -- it is a lie. max cleland did indeed leave three limbs on one of the bloodiest battlefields of vietnam, and it is a savage denigration to the thousands of dead and wounded american soldiers of khe sanh to say otherwise.
be sure to read doxagora on a regular basis!

addendum: thanks to opus on the kos diaries, we found this blog with email and snail mail addresses of annthrax's sponsors, publishers and speaking engagment managers. why not take a minute to send them all letters decrying ann for slandering a real american hero with lies? and remember, be civil; profanity only makes you look like a f*cking idiot!
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awol documents not awol...for 20 minutes

in a move that could be considered magnanimous, considering the source, the white house released all of awol's military documents today...w. reuters tells us:

president bush, trying to stamp out a political firestorm, released all his national guard files during the vietnam war on friday to answer election-year charges from democrats that he shirked his duty.

the white house handed out thick packets containing hundreds of pages of documents retrieved from a national guard records center in denver. a group of reporters was given 20 minutes to review dozens of pages detailing bush's medical exams during his service.


we're not sure what could be learned in 20 minutes...we guess awol assumes everyone else's attention span is as short as his own!

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confidence awol with consumers

in a surprising turn of events (read: reality rearing its ugly head), the university of michigan index of consumer confidence fell last week faster than awol's poll numbers. cnnmoney reports:

the university of michigan's preliminary consumer sentiment index for february sank to 93.1 from a revised 103.8 in january, according to market sources quoted by reuters. economists, on average, expected a reading of 103.3, according to briefing.com.

“people are seeing we're not getting job growth, even though there have been a lot of promises of it," said delos smith, senior economist at the conference board, a private research firm that publishes its own monthly consumer confidence survey. "that's the key; for people to be satisfied, you have to have job growth."
posted by skippy at 12:06 PM | 0 comments
burkett's witness awol on corroberation

calpundit reports that george conn, the guardsman who obstensively was with lt. col. bill burkett on the way to the garbage cans wherein burkett found documents pertaining to awol's guard duty, refutes, or at least really really doesn't confirm burkett's story. but kevin goes on to point out that conn's comments to the bosglobe do not directly contradict birkett's comments to calpundit.

stay tuned kids.
posted by skippy at 11:54 AM | 0 comments
coulter thinks unions are awol

over at left is right, they dissect anthrax's latest screed against max clelland.
posted by skippy at 11:46 AM | 0 comments
are the media awol?

two good stories courtesy of the smirking chimp on the media's reaction (and former non-reaction) to the awol story:

anthony zerbisias in the toronto star talks about bushites try to plus president's service gap:

u.s. president george w. bush may or may not have gone awol during his texas national guard vacation from vietnam but one thing's sure: the media did.

tuesday's sudden — and oh-so-fortuitous — release of his service records during a heated white house press conference had them finally reporting for duty — four years after the boston globe's walter v. robinson broke the story.

at the time, it was ignored, minimized or pooh-poohed by the new york times, the washington post, the los angeles times, the television networks etc.

a database search of that period turned up some 13,000 references to former president bill clinton's having avoided the draft — and only about 50 about bush's military career.
and gene lyons in the arkansas democrat-gazette says that the dogs of journalism beginning to howl again.

washington post reporter dana milbank's account of the president's "meet the press" appearance all but called him a liar... "if you look at the appropriations bills that were passed under my watch," he claimed, "in the last year of president clinton, discretionary spending was up 15 percent, and ours have steadily declined." not so. "federal discretionary spending has grown by more than 25 percent in the past two fiscal years," milbank wrote, "following average annual increases of 2.4 percent in discretionary spending in the 1990s, according to figures from congressional budget panels." …so what's going on here? is the nation's allegedly liberal press simply reacting to bush's sinking poll numbers and going in for the kill? partly, yes. after all, there's nothing new about this administration's preference for theory over reality, only the media's willingness to confront it. the post's budget numbers even made it to paula zahn's cnn broadcast on monday evening, a sure sign that factual journalism has grown newly fashionable.
let's hope the media don't go awol again.
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Thursday, February 12, 2004

texans think he's awol

the texas talkback section of the dallas morning news has many responses to the question "is the presidents [sic] military record a legitimate concern or simply politics?" unfortunately, there are no names to go with the comments, so we imagine these were messages left on a phone machine somewhere deep in the dallas morning news building.

a taste:

there is no viable military record.....he got his assignment because of his father, then he never showed up to any of his posts.

he supported the vietnam war, but was not willing to make a personal sacrifice. this character trait remains evident today,as the president supports preemptive war but refuses to ask his constituencies to sacrifice anything.

president bush got into the national guard when there was a 500-person waiting list. he barely passed the pilot qualifications, and passed over more qualified people.

bush's credibility is at stake on whether or not he used political influence to avoid combat during the vietnam war. his proof that he was paid during the period in question does not prove that he actually served.

yes, it's a legit concern. the people have a right to know whether or not their president has told the truth about his military service.

it is a legitimate concern because it speaks to mr. bush's proclivity to exaggerate the facts. the information about iraq was shaped, molded and packaged for the us voters. now we are finding out that his service record was also massaged for our consumption.

of course it is a legitimate concern! how can the commander in chief send our service people into harms way while he shirked his his own military obligations?

his truthfulness should certainly be a legitimate concern.
then we like the comments of one guy who manages to plug his own blog:

of course it's a legitimate concern. as i reported here...http://www.southerner.net/blog/awolbush.html
you gotta love self-promotion!
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national guard generals upset with awol

two retired generals from the national guard look upon awol's refusal to take a physical during his military serivce with great dismay, according to the bosglobe:

"there is no excuse for that. aviators just don't miss their flight physicals," said major general paul a. weaver jr., who retired in 2002 as the pentagon's director of the air national guard, in an interview.

brigadier general david l. mcginnis, a former top aide to the assistant secretary of defense for reserve affairs, said in an interview that bush's failure to remain on flying status amounts to a violation of the signed pledge by bush that he would fly for at least five years after he completed flight school in november 1969.

"failure to take your flight physical is like a failure to show up for duty. it is an obligation you can't blow off," mcginnis said.
like failure to show up for duty? in otherwords..."awol"?
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kansas city implies he's awol

well, if not awol, at least insubordinate, and a bit of a wuss, to boot. from the kansas city star:

george w. bush left his texas air national guard assignment and moved to alabama in 1972, even though the air force denied his transfer request, his military records show.

the future president did not ask for an official transfer until nine days after he moved to alabama in may 1972. the air force rejected bush's request, saying the fighter pilot was “ineligible” to move to the unit bush wanted: a squadron of postal handlers.


[ed. note: emphasis, sarcasm, and self-righteous smirk, ours]



posted by skippy at 7:40 PM | 0 comments
say hello

to mr. brendan's big blog and dogfight at bankstown.
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economy has gone awol

elaine chao tells us that 363,000 new unemployment claims were filed last week:

an increase of 6,000 from the previous week's revised figure of 357,000. the 4-week moving average was 350,500, an increase of 5,000 from the previous week's revised average of 345,500.
but how's the rest of the economy doing?

well, we love this yahoo headline: americans bought clothes, food in january. that's right, things are so bad that the experts are touting the fact that americans are spending money on the necessities as proof that the economy is soaring:

u.s. retail sales outside the volatile auto sector gained strongly in january as shoppers loaded up on food and clothing, a government report showed on thursday.

in a separate report, the labor department said initial claims for jobless benefits unexpectedly rose last week by 6,000 to 363,000, confounding analysts, who had predicted an improving job market and expected a dip to 345,000 new claims.

the commerce department said total retail sales -- comprising about 36 percent of u.s. consumer spending -- fell 0.3 percent to $322.87 billion in january from december levels. it was the first decline since september.
we hope things don't get any better, else we read "americans breathe air, drink water last month" anytime soon...
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calpundit not awol on burkett claims

as kevin promised us yesterday, after getting his cortisone shot, he was able to conduct a telephone interview with lt. col. bill burkett. aside from his first-hand account of overhearing awol's then chief of staff joe allbaugh say ""we certainly don't want anything that is embarrassing in there." [meaning awol's military files], lt. col. burkett recalls finding documents pertaining to awol's performance tossed into the garbage can:

instead i looked down into the trashcan. underneath most of the trash — the trash level was within two inches of the top — i saw that the trash on the bottom was basically packing cartons, i do remember that there were a couple of elastic type straps and that sort of thing, and on top there was a little bit of paper. and on top of that pile of paper, approximately five-eighths of an inch thick, and jim wanted me to estimate the number of pages and i said probably between 20 and 40 pages of documents that were clearly originals and photocopies. and it wasn't any big deal, i looked at it, it was a glance situation, and it made no sense to me at all except at the top of that top page was bush, george w., 1lt...

those documents were performance, what i term performance documents, which would include retirement points, [unintelligible] type documents, which would be a record of drill performance or nonperformance, and there was at least one pay document copy within the top six to eight pages of that stack that was in the trash….
it's a fascinating interview, more thorough than you will find in any dead trees media, and we urge everyone to read it.
posted by skippy at 3:48 PM | 0 comments
slate says awol not awol, but definately a draft dodger

josh levin and timothy noah, writing in slate, have put together another great time line for awol's service (or lack thereof). one great point they raise on the time line concerns the supposed eight points earned between nov. 11-14 of 1972:

(the authenticity of this entry must be questioned. nov. 11 is the date veterans day always falls on in tribute to the 1918 armistice, which the holiday originally commemorated. national guard units never drill on veterans day.)
levin and noah have concluded that the missing period of time was six months rather than a full year, but they also say:

[the documents released by the white house] also establish that, if you use the most generous measure available, bush squeaked by with enough service "points" to justify his honorable discharge. his early discharge in october 1973 to attend harvard business school still seems undeserved, given his poor attendance record, his apparent failure to meet the minimum-training requirement, and his suspension from flying (for failing to show up for a physical) during much of his time in what was, after all, the air national guard. taken together, though, these documents indicate that it's probably unfair to state, even metaphorically, that bush went awol. bush's guard service merits a d, not an f.
we'd personally give him an 'i' for 'incomplete.'
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usatoady not awol on burkett accusations

usatoady has an interesting take on lt. col. burkett's charge:

two forms in bush's publicly released military files — his enlistment application and a background check — contain blacked-out entries in response to questions about arrests or convictions. bush acknowledged in biographies published in 1999 that he was arrested twice before he enlisted in the air national guard: once for stealing a wreath and another time for rowdiness at a yale-princeton football game.

the nature of what was blacked out in bush's records is important because certain legal problems, such as drug or alcohol violations, could have been a basis for denying an applicant entry into the guard or pilot training. admission to the guard and to pilot school was highly competitive at that time, the height of the vietnam war.

the national guard cited privacy as the reason for blacking out answers. the full, unmarked records have never been released. bartlett did not respond wednesday to a request to release the records with nothing blacked out, which bush could do as the subject of the records.

posted by skippy at 3:29 PM | 0 comments
nytimes not awol in reporting burkett accusations

the nytimes extensively quotes lt. col. bill burkett today, discussing burkett's 1998 letter to texas senator gonzalo berrientos wherein he accused now white house communications director dan bartlett of particpating in the "screening" of awol's guard records.

a copy of the letter was provided to the new york times by a lawyer for mr. burkett to support statements he makes in a book to be published this month, which mr. burkett repeated in interviews this week, that mr. bush's aides ordered guard officials to remove damaging information from mr. bush's military personnel files.

mr. bartlett denied on wednesday that any records were altered. general james, since named head of the air national guard by president bush, also denied mr. burkett's account. but mr. bartlett and another former official in mr. bush's administration in texas, joe allbaugh, acknowledged speaking

to national guard officials about the files as mr. bush was preparing to seek re-election as governor.

both said their goal was to ensure that the records would be helpful to journalists who inquired about mr. bush's military experience.
posted by skippy at 11:45 AM | 0 comments
not awol about pot

thanks to a comment on a daily kos diary, we found this link to a report from the nelson daily news that former montreal expo pitcher bill "spaceman" lee used to smoke doobies with awol:

"the way things are now, people want to party and george w. is the kind of guy you can party with," the montreal gazette quoted lee as saying.

"back in 1973, we rolled a couple of doobies [marijuana cigarettes] and smoked them together. and i can tell you -- he definitely inhaled."


posted by skippy at 11:37 AM | 0 comments
weird al yankovic is not awol

while searching for our archives about past stories on awol's national guard adventures, we came upon one of our favorite posts from last year: our lyrics to the song the day the statue died:

did you write the patriot act,
and do you have faith in un’s pact?
if dick cheney tells you “no.”
do you believe in awol bush,
and should we save some arab tush,
and can you teach me how to snub nato?

well i know destruction could be mass
unless we kick iraqi ass,
we bombed them in basra.
i dig that shock and awe!
we left poor mosul in a pinch,
but israel thinks we’re a mensch,
while we were saving private lynch
the day the statue died.

i started singing
bye bye you iraqi bad guy
drove my hummer through the summer
but the bummer won’t die
and rummy’s boys drinkin’ whiskey and rye
sayin’ this’ll be the day saddam dies
this’ll be the day saddam dies.
posted by skippy at 11:30 AM | 0 comments
dead man not awol from his wedding

our blog buddy from the other side of the aisle, chuck simmins, makes a good point about the state-approved marriage of a french woman to her dead boyfriend: "gays cannot marry in france but dead people can?"
posted by skippy at 11:26 AM | 0 comments
kerry was not awol

thanks to reader and regular contributor rose, we find this motherjones.com time line comparing john kerry's years to awol's years from 1966 to 1973.
posted by skippy at 11:25 AM | 0 comments
awol in the red zone

gary denton, over on the easter lemming, dares to actually research the payroll microfiche that "scotty was waving around" at the white house press briefing, as gary puts it. he makes some interesting comments:

we have the payroll and retirement records released by the white house which show a different story than the white house is trying to desperately spin. bush had only 9 days of active duty in 1972. this is below the required 15 days but may be given an ok if due to special circumstances...

the inactive duty days from those records show an odd history - there is no record for the 3rd quarter where he was denied a transfer to alabama but went anyway. there is a record for the 4th quarter where he got a transfer for an alabama unit but it shows no days. with his last day being an inactive training day on april 16, 1972, bush is past the red zone - reserve nomenclature for a non-participant (awol) due to his not reporting for over seven months. this pay record is one way commanders spot this.

for interpreting records - only codes 30 and 32 appear to be active duty codes - other codes are inactive duty. this is also called adt and idt. code 22 is idt…

the first quarter of 1973, in addition to showing first quarter days, also now retroactively shows oct. 28, 29 and nov. 11-14 1972 as idt (inactive duty training) days. they were not there before. did someone pull his butt out of the fire or were his records lost for awhile?
gary goes on to make some more interesting observations about the records the white house showed us a few days ago, versus the other records obtained via the freedom of information act. we recommend everybody go read gary's account.
posted by skippy at 11:22 AM | 0 comments
endentured service

the administration has released a document showing that awol had a dental exam on a military base in alabama during the disputed time in the early 70's, thus supporting their contention that he is really a good guy who honors his oaths. the washpost says:

bush's staff provided copies of a one-page record of a dental exam, complete with drawings of the president's teeth, that showed he was at dannelly air national guard base in montgomery, ala., on jan. 6, 1973.

the document is the first definitive evidence that bush showed up at a base of the alabama national guard during a period of about 11 months, from may 1972 to may 1973, for which it was unclear how the president had fulfilled his military service.
complete with drawings of his teeth? that caps it!
posted by skippy at 12:02 AM | 0 comments
audience awol for dennis miller

sorry, but we had to keep the "awol" theme going there.

according to a link provided by eric over at the hamster, the audience for the new dennis miller show on cnbc is leaving faster than jobs out of america. the chitrib says:


miller's disconcertingly flaccid attempts to meld jokes on the news, serious political commentary, conservative hero worship and the chimp were greeted by a huge-by-cnbc-standards initial audience of 746,000 viewers, but they seem to be plummeting.

week one averaged 540,000 viewers for the first airings of new shows; week two pulled in less than half, just 261,000.
and, more like dennis miller than dennis miller himself, the chitrib story ends with this question:

if they can succeed in making dennis miller no longer funny, does that mean the terrorists have won?
posted by skippy at 12:02 AM | 0 comments
more oped pages that aren't awol

thanks to talkleft, we were directed to the nytimes' opinion about this mess:

if president bush thought that his release of selected payroll and service records would quell the growing controversy over whether he ducked some of his required service in the air national guard three decades ago, he is clearly mistaken. the payroll records released yesterday document that he performed no guard duties at all for more than half a year in 1972 and raise questions about how he could be credited with at least 14 days of duty during subsequent periods when his superior officers in two units said they had not seen him…

the issue is not whether mr. bush, like many sons of the elite in his generation, sought refuge in the guard to avoid combat in vietnam. the public knew about that during the 2000 campaign. whether mr. bush actually performed his guard service to the full is a different matter. it bears on presidential character because the president has continually rejected claims that there was anything amiss about his guard performance during the alabama period. mr. bush himself also made the issue of military service fair game by posturing as a swashbuckling pilot when welcoming a carrier home from iraq. now, the president needs to make a fuller explanation of how he spent his last two years in the guard.
posted by skippy at 12:02 AM | 0 comments
blast from the past

in our effusive praise of those bloggers who have kept the awol story alive, we would be remiss if we didn't single out our buddy the democratic veteran, who reminds us that a year ago both his and our blogs were working on this mess.

here's the demvet's post from feb. 2003 linking to this mother jones time line of awol's military service.
posted by skippy at 12:02 AM | 0 comments

Wednesday, February 11, 2004

burkett? we don't even use it!

calpundit had a personal conversation with lt. col. bill burkett, the man who reportedly witnessed the "scrubbing" of awol's files, according to his 1997 story. kevin reports:

overall, then, his story hangs together reasonably well — but whether his story is true is still a judgment call and i think the only way for people to judge the whole thing is to hear it in his own words. and that's where the bad news comes in.

i have to head out right now to get another cortisone shot
[ed. note: too much information, kevin!], so i can't work on this for another few hours. what's more, the clerical staff here at calpundit hq seems to have cleared the base or something, and transcribing even the relevant chunks of our conversation is going to take quite a while. so i don't know when i'll be able to post this stuff.

however, it sounds like burkett has talked to dozens of reporters in the past few days, so i wouldn't be surprised if his name starts popping up more frequently in news accounts. keep your eyes peeled.
posted by skippy at 8:17 PM | 0 comments
veterans speak out on awol

found on a forum on intervention magazine:

i am a retired cpo and retired out in 1974 i spent 5 years of my life both on land and in the waters surrounding viet nam. as an enlisted man i took an oath upon enlisting and again upon re-enlisting as i continued in my navy career…my honor said no matter what i gave my word that i will do what needs to be done to protect and serve those under me, along side of me and those above me.. honor is just that, you are bound by your word, you cannot say "hell, i am having a great time on this 72 and so what if i don't go back to duty for another day, what is it going to matter, the job will get done by someone, no biggie." …lt. gw bush had to know these things, he couldn't have gotten thru knife and fork school without this knowledge. he, in my opinion did not, at the time, have the moral fibre to observe the gravity of the oath that he took, or due to his family station, felt that his place in the hierarchy of having a family that was very highly connected in government from ambassadors to a father that was a senator meant that he was above that oath that he swore to.

i have this funny feeling that this man feels the entire world owes him its adulation, and in turn he owes no one anything...

ken jackson
cpo usn ret.
also of note: veterans against the iraq war


posted by skippy at 5:56 PM | 0 comments
moore awol news

michael moore responds to yesterday's release of awol's military pay stubs by the white house:

more than one reporter pointed out that those pieces of paper your press secretary waved at them yesterday mean nothing. even if they aren't forged documents, getting paid does not necessarily mean you showed up to do your duties. as retired army col. dan smith, a 26-year veteran, told the ap:

"pay records don't mean anything except that you're in or you're out," said smith. "it doesn't necessarily reflect what duty you've actually performed because pay records simply record your unit of assignment and then all of your pay and benefits per pay period”…

but your "desertion" didn't go away -- and here's the reason why. you have sent countless numbers of our sons and daughters in the national guard to their deaths in the last 11 months. you did this while misleading their parents and the nation with bogus lies about weapons of mass destruction and scary phony saddam ties to al qaeda. you sent them off to a never-ending war so that your benefactors at halliburton and the oil companies could line their pockets. and then you had the audacity to prance around in a soldier's uniform on an aircraft carrier proclaiming "mission accomplished" -- while the cameras from your re-election campaign ad agency rolled



posted by skippy at 5:49 PM | 0 comments
awol or not, how good a pilot was he?

thanks to counterspin central, we found a blog devoted to how bad a pilot awol was when he was actually flying.

and interestingly enough it contains a complete time line of awol's military service, as opposed to the official version that the screeching heads media are floating around these days.
posted by skippy at 5:46 PM | 0 comments
editorial pages are not awol

the minneapolis star tribune:

bush may well have played fast and loose with the rules -- probably never realizing that someday he would want to run for governor of texas or president of the united states. he may not have been a very good airman, but he was neither a deserter nor absent without leave. still, he needs to open all his records to set the record straight.
the madison capital times:

the problem with this form of "proof" is that no one doubts that the son of a well-connected friend of president richard nixon would continue to get paychecks. what americans want to know is whether bush actually did his duty. how about some records showing what bush actually did to earn those paychecks while other young men from texas were fighting and dying in vietnam?
cnn:

kerry aides told time last week that they were worried their candidate had already come close to crossing the line. "there were a lot of people cringing around here when john let himself get engaged in this thing," said one. "it could backfire, no matter what the truth is." yet kerry's war record seems to be working for him. in the latest time/cnn poll, 60% of voters say john kerry did his duty for the country during the vietnam war, while only 39% make that same assertion for president bush.


posted by skippy at 5:09 PM | 0 comments
why awol being awol is important

the christian science monitor has some observations:

"one of bush's strengths is he seems to be a straight shooter, and his ratings on integrity and honesty are still pretty good," says john mueller, a political scientist at ohio state university. "if you can chip away at that, that's obviously good for the democrats. if he's been lying or clintonizing, that would be the ultimate coup de grace. he might even lose some republican votes that way."
finally, the csm decides, this issue could be very important, very unimportant, or somewhere inbetween:

in the end, the relative import of questions about bush's military service during the election boils down to how voters in the center of the political spectrum perceive the issue. and there are several ways to perceive the question, says stephen wayne, a political scientist at georgetown university. "for some, it will be a patriotism issue, for others a credibility issue, and for others, it happened too long ago to matter," he says.
we're thinking that considering awol led hundreds of americans to their death chasing phantom wmd's, it might be a smidge more important than "too long ago to matter."

cross-posted on our daily kos diary and the american street.
posted by skippy at 4:43 PM | 0 comments
awol-gate

this newsday article lead us to bob fertik's column on democrats.com, which exhaustively analyzes what we know so far about awol's records, or lack thereof. bob writes:

why would bush's superior officers treat bush with such favoritism? the answer to that is simple. bush's entire national guard career was the product of favoritism:

• his admission to the guard despite a national waiting list of 100,000, thanks to string-pulling by friends of his powerful father, then the congressman from houston

• his assignment as a pilot, despite the lowest possible grade (25%) on the pilot aptitude exam (yet another example of "affirmative action" for a rich white kid, but that's a different story)

• his commission as a lieutenant, despite the lack of all qualifications such as prior military service, rotc, or a medical degree
thus, it would be completely consistent for bush to be given an "honorable discharge" that he did not earn - or deserve.
bob winds up calling for a special prosecutor to investigate the scrubbing of awol's military records. but skippy has issued an internal memo to his staff here at skippy international, instructing everyone not to, quote, hold their breath, unquote.
posted by skippy at 4:36 PM | 0 comments
bloggers are not awol

the blogs are on top of the story. orcinus gives us the latest, including a bit from the dallas morning news (subscription required) about lt. col. bill burkett's report on the "scrubbing" of awol's guard records:

retired national guard lt. col. bill burkett said tuesday that in 1997, then-gov. bush's chief of staff, joe allbaugh, told the national guard chief to get the bush file and make certain "there's not anything there that will embarrass the governor."

col. burkett said that a few days later at camp mabry in austin, he saw mr. bush's file and documents from it discarded in a trash can. he said he recognized the documents as retirement point summaries and pay forms.
. dave also graciously gives us links to all the posts on the subject he has made as of late.

also talking today: atrios and calpundit and the daily kos.

the kos in particular notes which screeching heads can't leave this story alone. and on his comments section, al rodgers gives us links to last night's pbs news hour transcript and video wherein walter robinson debunks the pay stub proof proffered yesterday.

stay tuned!
posted by skippy at 12:22 PM | 0 comments
awol's military records found

thanks to trish wilson, who found them via rook's rant. here are awol's military records.
posted by skippy at 12:07 AM | 0 comments
watch mcclellan sweat

here's the c-span video of yesterday's press conference focusing on awol's pay stubs. see how many times scott mcclellan doesn't answer any question.

also, thanks to al rodgers' daily kos diary, here's a ton of links to dead trees and screeching heads media covering this story.
posted by skippy at 12:07 AM | 0 comments
why skippy married mrs. skippy

on the tv tonight, the promo for the local news gave this teaser: "another candidate out of the race. tune it to see who it is."

skippy remarked "another candidate gone? which one?" mrs. skippy retorted, "bush."

we all had a good laugh, and we remember why skippy married mrs. skippy in the first place. but the real answer is, unfortunatley, gen. wesley clark, says the asspress:

wesley clark, the novice politician with four-star military credentials, abandoned his presidential bid tuesday after two third-places finishes in the south, the associated press has learned.

the retired army general will return to little rock, ark., on wednesday to announce his departure from the race, said a senior adviser, speaking on condition of anonymity.
too bad, we would have voted for the general, had he been the nominee. maybe kerry, assuming his botox holds and gets the nomination, will be smart and tap the general for the vp slot.
posted by skippy at 12:06 AM | 0 comments

Tuesday, February 10, 2004

more awol updates

the white house is hoping the awol issue is put to rest with the release of an illegible email of a photocopy of awol's pay stubs, and boy, we wouldn't put it past the media to roll over on this one again.

but it doesn't seem to be doing so. kevin drum tells us that kmov tv (registration required) is reporting that awol's records have been recently removed from the records archive in st. louis and moved to the pentagon:

for more than three decades those records have been locked away at the federal military records center in overland. the center director tells news 4 that the records were removed from a vault at that facility just a few days ago and sent to the national guard headquarters at the pentagon in washington.

the records are at the heart of allegations that bush did not report for service with the air national guard in 1972.
and richard cohen in the washpost, recounting his guard days, says that he was able to do, for all practical purposes, nothing, and still make it look like he was on active duty:

in my case, it was something similar -- although (darn!) i was not rich. i was, though, lucky enough to get into a national guard unit in the nick of time, about a day before i was drafted. i did my basic and advanced training (combat engineer) and returned to my unit. i was supposed to attend weekly drills and summer camp, but i found them inconvenient. i "moved" to california and then "moved" back to new york, establishing a confusing paper trail that led, really, nowhere. for two years or so, i played a perfectly legal form of hooky. to show you what a mess the guard was at the time, i even got paid for all the meetings i missed.
[ephasis, and smirk, ours].
posted by skippy at 12:33 PM | 0 comments
mcclellan: bush was 'dishonorably discharged'

of course, he misspoke, being nervously drilled by an actual white house press corps, something we haven't seen since the hummer years in dc.

we at skippy international headquarters are currently watching the cnn broadcast of the white house press briefing upon the release of pay records for awol. one cnn journalist, we don't know his name, was relentless in his insistance on an answer to the question "where was bush in dec. '72, jan. and feb. '73, and why didn't he take his physical during those months?"

white house spokesman scott mcclellan, trying hard to stay on point ("bush fulfilled his obligations, that should be enough for everybody!") stumbled badly in the face of actual questions from actual journalists, and said, and we heard it: bush was dishonorably discharged.

stupid us, we didn't record the conference, not thinking ahead that mcclelland would actually be so stupid as to make a freudian slip. and we doubt strongly that it will be recorded on the transcript as such.

however, when the transcript is available, we recommend everybody read it, because it is a beautiful sight to see real journalists asking real questions again.
posted by skippy at 10:14 AM | 0 comments
awol on being awol

in a victory inasmuch as they are finally addressing the issue, the white house has stated they will release "pay records and other information" pertaining to awol's service in the texas air national guard (even though yesterday whitehouse spokesman scott mcclellan said there were no such documents available), hoping to put the "bush was awol" meme to rest.

[ed. note: yes, finally, it is a true meme! dead trees media and screeching head cable news networks are repeating it over and over, without, of course, actually researching it, which makes it a true meme. let us thank marty heldt, awolbush.com, david niewert, bob somerby and kevin drum for keeping this issue alive during the past three years. and, we ourselves humbly take a little credit, not for any of the heavy lifiting of research into military files, but at least for calling awol awol every chance we got].
posted by skippy at 10:02 AM | 0 comments
making book on awol

our blogging buddy eric alterman has a new tome out, co-authored with mark green, called the book on bush: how george w. (mis)leads america.

take a look at the first chapter. then, let's all keep up the fine tradition of lefty books dominating the best seller lists and go buy eric's book!
posted by skippy at 12:09 AM | 0 comments
please make sure your soul can be saved in the overhead bin

a pilot on an american airlines flight told passengers over the intercom that if they weren't christians, they were "crazy." perhaps he knew something about american airlines that we don't, but still, the remarks made several passengers nervous, reports cnn:

an american airlines pilot made some passengers fearful when he urged them to make wise use of their flight time by talking to christians, passengers said monday.

passengers were "shocked," said karla austin, who had flown on friday's los angeles to new york flight 34. some reached for their mobile phones and others used the on-flight phones, she said.

"just given the history of what's happened on planes in this country, anything can happen at this point. so we weren't sure if something was going to happen at takeoff, if he was going to wait until jfk (john f. kennedy) to do something," austin said. "but there was definitely implication there that we felt that something was going to happen"…

"we were just at the beginning of our flight. the pilot came on to greet everyone and give his comments for the morning, and he said he'd recently been on a mission trip, and he'd like all the christians to please raise their hands," said passenger jen dorsey.

he said, 'if you are a christian, raise your hand.' he said, 'if you are not, you're crazy,'" said austin.
and if you're not eating the in-flight snacks of pretzels, you're nuts.

pardon our separation of church and inter-state transportation, but proselytizing about meeting our maker by the man flying the machine keeping us aloft at 30,000 is not something that would make us confident in our choice of airlines.


cross-posted at the american street.
posted by skippy at 12:08 AM | 0 comments
blogtopia (y!wctp!) quote of the day

susan, over at easy bake coven on the awol-appointed panel to investigate the intelligence failures in the wmd search that lead to the iraqi war:

that's kind of like the godfather appointing sonny, michael and fredo to investigate why there is organized crime in the city.

posted by skippy at 12:08 AM | 0 comments

Monday, February 09, 2004

say hello

to mondo todd (we agree with todd: the three stooges are easier to take than a kerry speech).
posted by skippy at 5:57 PM | 0 comments
movin' on org

moveon.org has undertaken the garganutan task of censuring bush. they are attempting to convince the u.s. congress to censure awol. personally, we think "just on general principles" would suffice, but this action is specific towards the misleading of america into the iraqi war over the elusive wmd's.

please go to this webpage and fill out your statistics to send a letter to your congressjerk. as always, we recommend adding a personally constructed message, to avoid the appearance of email spam astro-turf. moveon is smart in that they add the personal message at the beginning of the letter, then their overall message afterwards.
posted by skippy at 5:55 PM | 0 comments
don't make promises you can't keep

atrios points out that the white house has predicted $2.6 million new jobs this year. from yahoonews:

the u.s. economy should shed its jobless label this year with the creation of about 2.6 million new positions, the white house forecast on monday..

in the annual economic report of the president, the white house said the number of workers on u.s. non-farm payrolls was likely to rise to an average to 132.7 million this year from a 2003 average it thought would come in at 130.1 million.

according to the latest jobs figures released by the labor department on friday, which incorporated data revisions, payroll employment averaged just 129.9 million last year.

last year, the bush administration was looking for the creation of about 1.7 million jobs. but the economy actually lost 53,000 jobs, bringing the total number of jobs lost since bush took office to 2.2 million.
now, that would be great, but the economy would have to do better than the paltry 112,000 jobs that were added in january. in fact, there'd have to be an average of 216,666.666 (ad infinitum) jobs added per month to hit the white house's goal. good luck, boys!

cnnmoney actually has some doubts: is the job market broken?

confounded by sluggish job growth, some economists are starting to suggest that underlying changes in the labor market -- including globalization -- mean it may be time to throw out the old forecasting models.

if they're wrong, then the current labor market could look a lot like that of the early 1990s -- a "jobless recovery" followed by a job boom. if they're right, then the next job boom could be a long time coming.
posted by skippy at 12:30 PM | 0 comments
dead trees media reads blogtopia*

our good buddy from the other side of the aisle, chuck simmins, has been heavily quoted by the nyrochester democrat & chronicle in their feature about the ambulance corps!

good going, chuck!


*yes! we coined that phrase!
posted by skippy at 12:13 PM | 0 comments
say hello

to the daily news online.

with such contributers as kevin raybould, oliver willis, avedon carol, tom burka and dave johnson, it promises to be a fine site to visit.
posted by skippy at 12:05 PM | 0 comments
clown alley

reader and contributer rose sends us this story from the sfchron about 20 clowns that rode the bart (the sf subway service) as a form of protest street theater against the current administration:

the clowns were dressed as president bush, as attorney general john ashcroft and as a porn star.

"bush is giving clowning a bad name,'' said lawrenzo the clown.

the clowns, all members of a group called clownarchy, boarded a westbound bart train at san francisco's embarcadero station and rode to 16th street. on the way, they passed out flyers urging non-clowns to put on a nose and join the troupe for a million clown march on washington in october.

passengers seemed amused, puzzled, overjoyed or bored by the display. somewhere below market street, ellie kim, a student at the boalt hall school of law, was trying to read a legal text while several clowns juggled around her.

"i think this is the first amendment in action,'' kim said, looking up from her book at last. "but i'm just a first-year student, so i could be wrong. ''
our only question is, which porn star?

on a more somber note, rose also directs us to the nytimes oped piece musing over awol's appearance on beat the meat yesterday:

if there were misjudgments about the nature of iraq's weapons programs or in the ways the administration presented that intelligence to the public, we need to know whether he recognizes them and has learned from them. yesterday, in an interview with nbc's tim russert, after a week in which it became obvious to most americans that the justifications for the war were based on flawed intelligence, mr. bush offered his reflections, and they were far from reassuring. the only clarity in the president's vision appears to be his own perfect sense of self-justification.
we agree with the conclusion:

in the coming campaign, mr. bush, who described himself as a "war president," is going to have to show the country that he is capable of distinguishing real threats from false alarms, and has the courage to tell the nation the truth about something as profound as war. nothing in the interview offered much hope in that direction.
posted by skippy at 12:04 PM | 0 comments
and now, the poet's corner

mad kane, who assures us she is "still throwing up from the meet the press show" yesterday, has written a lovely bit of doggerel, titled mass distraction.
posted by skippy at 11:58 AM | 0 comments
time is not on your side

we like the cover story in this week's time magazine: when credibility becomes an issue. and guess whose credibility they're talking about?

a time/cnn poll found that only 44% described bush as "a leader you can trust," while 55% said they "had some doubts and reservations."
only some doubts and reservations?

posted by skippy at 12:12 AM | 0 comments

Sunday, February 08, 2004

one picture is worth a thousand words

thanks to antiwar.com we find this link (and the two others in the stories below) to a story in sandiego.com about awol's polls dipping after david kay expressed doubts about finding wmd's in iraq.

not a surprising or even particularly pithy story, but we love the picture accompanying it. doesn't it look a man afraid to come out from behind the curtain?

we can just hear him: "is they gone yet? i ain't comin' out till those mean ol' question-askers are gone..."
posted by skippy at 10:15 PM | 0 comments
meanwhile back at the war

one soldier was killed today and three others were wounded as insurgents attacked military convoys on three separate occasions today, reports abcnews.

also, a bomb exploded inside an iraqi police station, killing three and injuring 11 others yesterday. and prince charles visited basra.
posted by skippy at 10:10 PM | 0 comments
be very afraid

can indefinate detainment without right to council or charges being levied be far behind?

newsday reports that a federal judge has ordered a university to turn over records of anti-war activists to the government.

in addition to the subpoena of drake university, subpoenas were served this past week on four of the activists who attended a nov. 15 forum at the school, ordering them to appear before a grand jury tuesday, the protesters said...

in addition to records about who attended the forum, the subpoena orders the university to divulge all records relating to the local chapter of the national lawyers guild, a new york-based legal activist organization that sponsored the forum.

the group, once targeted for alleged ties to communism in the 1950s, announced friday it will ask a federal court to quash the subpoena on monday.
just a bit of advice to all lefty bloggers: throw away your old bongs, for when the feds come a knockin' they'll be looking for any excuse to haul your ass away.
posted by skippy at 10:08 PM | 0 comments
arf arf

calpundit finds, or at least analyzes, new evidence in the awol going awol story: this time being a consideration of awol's points accrued from the arf (or army reserve force) unit, the place you get sent when you is a bad boy.

too complicated for us to go into here, mainly because kevin's already done such a fine job, and we took the day off anyway (see below).

but an interesting must-read for anybody following awol's military career (or lack of it).
posted by skippy at 9:48 PM | 0 comments
press the meat

none of us at skippy interntional bothered to watch awol on mr. potatohead's big show today, so, we suppose we technically have absolutely no standing in offering an opinion about it (most of us went to the movies, where the fiction is more entertaining and less deadly to american citizens).

however, kevin drum kept an eye on the posters over at nro, and, even as punxatawnee phil's witnessing of his own shadow can foretell 6 more weeks of winter, the nervousness of the rightists do not bode well for the administration's chances of awol being actually elected in 2004 (for the first time, natch!).

also for those of you who had better things to do on a sunday morning (including sleeping late or going to brunch) the center for american progress dissects the appearance, as does the dnc.

thanks to atrios for all the links. ah, hell, why not just go over to his blog and read it? we kind of took the day off, as skippy treated mrs. skippy to a date. way more fun than watching awol disseminate.

addendum: thanks to a great kos daily diary, we find the editor & publisher's list of 10 questions russert didn't ask.
posted by skippy at 9:42 PM | 0 comments

Saturday, February 07, 2004

say hello

to depauw's critical information site.
posted by skippy at 7:36 PM | 0 comments
look for the union label...somewhere else

as if the ad nauseum repetition of his energizing rallying cry (as some sort of proof he was crazy) wasn't indignity enough, dr. dean suffered the embarrassment of having one of the key labor unions withdraw their support of his candidacy. the sfchron reports

gerald mcentee, president of american federation of state, county and municipal employees, delivered the news in a meeting with two other unions whose support has been propping up dean's campaign, said two democratic officials who spoke on condition of anonymity.

the defection denies dean valuable organizers, money and political contacts at the worst possible time: the one-time front-runner is fighting for his political life after going winless in the first spate of primary season contests.
worse still, it looks like dean will not be winning in any of today's caucuses (causees? cauci?).

we refrain from pouring salt on any of the people-powered howard campaign's wounds. dr. dean did at least energize the democratic grass roots and helped national democrats remember where their spines were. now, if they can just find their balls...


cross-posted on the american street.

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awol proves he's not partisan by namimg grumpy repubbblican to wmd panel

settling once and for all the question of his impartiality in the minds of fundamentalists everywhere, awol named former rival and manchurian candidate john mccain, among others, to the panel that will investigate the pre-war intelligence that turned out to be, well, not so intelligent. the bosglobe says

bush named former democratic senator and governor charles robb of virginia and us circuit court judge laurence h. silberman to lead the nine-member panel. the president appointed five other members yesterday, including senator john mccain, republican of arizona.

"as we move forward in our efforts to prevent the spread of weapons of mass destruction, we must stay ahead of constantly changing intelligence challenges," bush said. "the stakes for our country could not be higher, and our standard of intelligence gathering and analysis must be equal to that of the challenge." the president ordered the commission to report its findings by the end of march 2005, more than four months after this year's presidential election.
well, that's lucky! wouldn't want any findings to come out before the election, now, would we?

posted by skippy at 12:01 PM | 0 comments

Friday, February 06, 2004

say hello

to loaded mouth.
posted by skippy at 4:20 PM | 0 comments
happy end of the chinese new year from the bush economic team

although the unemployment rate went down another tenth of a percent, job creation still remains "just around the corner," according the latest labor dept. statistics.

yahoo puts a bright face on the news:

the nation's unemployment rate dropped to 5.6 percent in january to the lowest level in more than two years as companies added just 112,000 new jobs ? fewer than expected but enough to keep alive hope for a turnaround in the struggling job market.

the jobless rate fell 0.1 percentage point last month to the lowest level since october 2001, when it was 5.4 percent, the labor department said friday. january's rate matched the 5.6 percent posted in january 2002.

employers added new jobs last month at a pace not seen in three years. the last time payrolls expanded more than 112,000 was in december 2000, when companies added 124,000 positions.
cnnmoney points out the obvious:

economists, on average, had expected 165,000 new jobs -- one forecast was for payroll growth as high as 300,000 jobs -- and unemployment at 5.7 percent, according to briefing.com.

"this report is a slow boat to china, reflecting continuing business caution about hiring people," said sung won sohn, chief economist at wells fargo. "facing unprecedented competition from both domestic and foreign sources, businesses are still focused on productivity gains with as few employees as possible."
and the nytimes comes right out and tells us the bad news:

analysts said the employment report, which showed a decline in the unemployment rate to 5.6 percent from 5.7 percent in december, marked a continuation of tepid increases in payroll employment outside the farming sector. at this stage of an economic recovery, they said monthly job gains of 300,000 or more is the historic norm.

in advance of today's report, the consensus forecast among wall street economists called for an increase of 135,000 to 200,000 jobs.
addendum: while perusing brad de long's comment section regarding this story, we found this table featuring the augmented unemployment rate over at the big picture.

it's a table showing the real unemployment rate (as much as can be decerned) including people no longer receiving benefits, under-employed and discouraged and part-timers. notice this rate is closer to 9% than 5.6%.
posted by skippy at 12:48 PM | 0 comments
that tears it

thanks to reader bruce webb, we're directed to uggabugga, who has found the tang records for a certain lieutenant wyle, steven w., and whose arf statement of points accrued happens to match up exactly with the suspect "torn document" that the rightists are using to "prove" that awol fulfilled his obligations while in the guard.

as we've said before, the torn document (which only shows the middle initial of the officer in question) only works if nobody else in the entire world had a 'w' in their name in the 1970's.

first lieutenant steven w. wyle seems to belie that proposition.

addendum: never mind. it wasn't true. it was done as a joke. we took it at face value, without investigating further.

well, at least we're qualified to edit salon.
posted by skippy at 12:03 PM | 0 comments

Thursday, February 05, 2004

are we sure wolfowitz isn't cgi?

indescribly delicious. a daily kos diary.
posted by skippy at 4:44 PM | 0 comments
plenty of plame to go around

josh marshall has a letter from the cia documenting their contact with the justice department on july 24th last asking them to investigate the plame affair. and then again on july 30th. and then again on september 5th. then again on the 16th. but you know ashcroft is on top of things!

also on tpm: a link to kevin's discussion on the torn awol document, which is getting so much traffic we keep getting a 502 message when we try to access it, so we recommend just going to calpundit and scrolling down.

posted by skippy at 11:53 AM | 0 comments
peanut blogger

president jimmy carter has a blog, documenting his current trip to africa.
posted by skippy at 11:43 AM | 0 comments
freep cnn!

via our buds at resident bush, we are directed to cnn's front page, where a poll is languishing among rightists. the question: did the cia provide adequate pre-war intelligence on iraq? go vote. right hand side bar, about 3/4 of the way down.

(our vote: yes, they did, but awol invaded iraq anyway!)
posted by skippy at 11:42 AM | 0 comments
freep some little radio station in denver!

thanks to a daily kos diary, we find a knrc denver poll on gay marriage. go vote! right hand side!

and, speaking of skippy's home state, the denver post also has a poll on gay marriage. go vote!
posted by skippy at 11:33 AM | 0 comments

Wednesday, February 04, 2004

good google

we just tried to google "bush awol" and got a message:

502 connection failed. there may be too many people trying to access this site. try again later.

we like to hear it!
posted by skippy at 8:00 PM | 0 comments
one magazine cover is worth a thousand words

from the daily kos.
posted by skippy at 7:58 PM | 0 comments
there's no vak like show vak

[ed. note: come on, the headline writer isn't even trying these days. can we institute a drug screening policy at skippy international?]

thanks to eric at the hamster, we find the incident involving bob novak pushing down a new hampshire citizen (for daring to call bob a traitor) has made it to dead trees media!

richard lieby of the washpost describes the incident in detail:

bob novak, the pugnacious conservative pundit, may have to answer an assault charge in manchester, n.h., stemming from an altercation with an activist on primary night last month. the dust-up ensued after brad carr, 54, who calls himself "an independent citizen" who's against the bush administration, taunted novak, 72, a host of cnn's "crossfire," which was broadcasting live from a restaurant.
lieby goes on to report, as we did, that novak pushed carr down, and that carr may file assault charges.

we first learned about this from take back the media (where you can see a quicktime video of the incident), which mr. lieby kindly links to in his dead trees story.
posted by skippy at 7:31 PM | 0 comments
fantasy football

eric alterman has a great line up for president kerry's (or even president edwards') cabinet. we especially like

ambassador to niger: paul wolfowitz
ambassador to mars, george w. bush
ambassador to venus, ralph nader.
posted by skippy at 7:09 PM | 0 comments
top ten reasons to watch letterman tonight

number 10...john edwards is giving the top ten list (via talkleft).

numbers 9 through 1: except for headlines, letterman having a heart attack is funnier than anything leno does.
posted by skippy at 7:00 PM | 0 comments
finally, cnn is not awol

we just watched a cnn segment on paula zahn now! (which we think sounds more like the title of her first cd rather than a news program) covering the question of awol being awol.

it's amazing enough that this national news organization is actually talking about this issue (4 years too late, but hey, what do you want from a money-grubbing lazy cadre of gossiping rumor-mongers...er, sorry, we mean, cnn). even more amazing, heidi collins, subbing for paula zahn, now!, actually allowed wayne slater of the dallas morning news to explain the story so far.

mr. slater was one of the few reporters who actually covered this story 4 years ago back when it mattered. his reportage tonight was succinct and almost-damning, but he did cba (cover bush's ass) by saying that while unusual, the pattern of absences was not unheard of in the national guard. and he and cnn repeated the undisputed fact that awol was honorably discharged.

as we've said before, an honorable discharge is not the question. what we were disappointed to not hear mr. slater say is that bush's own disharge papers point out that bush fulfilled less than the required allotment of duties.

but, finally, the media (or at least, heidi collins now!) is talking about it.

tune in tomorrow as aaron brown discusses leopold and loeb: good boys gone bad, or the dark side of liberalism?


cross-posted on the american street and our daily kos diary. (with a great poll! go take it!)


addendum: thanks to calpundit (who's doing a fine job of keeping this issue alive), we find phil carter's list of exactly what documents the white house ought to release to settle this once and for all.
posted by skippy at 5:55 PM | 0 comments
the only time you'll see the words 'integrity' and 'bush' in the same sentence

from spade hammer, take this integrity test!
posted by skippy at 5:22 PM | 0 comments
bad news for george

here's an entire blog full of bad news (culled from the media) for awol.
posted by skippy at 1:22 PM | 0 comments
freep cnn!

in honor of the massachusettes supreme court upholding gay marriages, go to cnn's front page and vote (right hand side bar, 3/4 of the way down).
posted by skippy at 1:08 PM | 0 comments
honorable or not, is that discharge sticky and yellow?

the latest repubbb defense against awol going awol is "how dare they demean president bush's honorable discharge?"

in their spin, sorry, we mean, in their view, if the man was discharged honorably, then he must have fulfilled his duties, so why the hell don't us nasty lefty's just shut the hell up?

of course, that's circular logic, rather like saying, he must be a good father, because, after all, he's got two daughters.

nobody on our side of the aisle denies that he was discharged honorably, just as nobody denies that he was leap-frogged over the heads of hundreds of men waiting to get into the texas air national guard in the first place.

we don't doubt for a minute that he got places the rest of us mere mortals could never hope to go, such as, into a cush tang position without waiting, or even out of it without working.

what we are asking is simply this: did he fulfill his obligations to the united states of america to earn that honorable discharge?

and the question is easily answered, by looking at his honorable discharge papers (found via awolbush.com).

notice under remarks, that the major signing the discharge wrote about gwb: "officer has a six year service obligation...and has completed 5 years, 4 months, and 5 days toward this obligation."

case closed.

now, about that missing texas drivers license...


cross-posted on the american street and our daily kos diary.
posted by skippy at 12:49 PM | 0 comments
the old skippy mailbag

reader jj in ol' sanfran sends us this sfchron article telling us that awol's administration is raising the rent sf pays on their water reservoir from $30,000 to $8 million a year. you don't think it's because sf is liberal, do you?
posted by skippy at 11:45 AM | 0 comments

Tuesday, February 03, 2004

you gotta have heart

looks like steve gilliard is on the road to recovery.
posted by skippy at 11:40 PM | 0 comments
most true prediction of the week

from notes on the atrocities:

janet jackson's right hooter will continue to fascinate more americans than any of the democratic candidates, but will, in the end, receive fewer delegates.
posted by skippy at 11:30 PM | 0 comments
say hello

to needlenose.
posted by skippy at 11:25 PM | 0 comments
no mo' joe-mentum

finally admitting what everybody in blogtopia (yes! we coined that phrase!) has known for months, joe lieberman has bowed out of the presidential race.

unable to even win his own home state (see: dick gephardt), joe came to his senses and called it quits after today's devastating loss to everybody except al sharpton (and even then, sharpton beat him in south carolina).

goodbye, joe. don't let the momentum hit you on the way out.
posted by skippy at 11:24 PM | 0 comments
sagen sie wilkommen

to whatever the hell this site is, or does. but it does have a link to ours, though for the life of us, we don't know why!
posted by skippy at 11:12 PM | 0 comments
there's no primary like home

cbs news projects john edwards as the winner in the south carolina primary, making the dem presidential race even more interesting, if that's humanly possible.
posted by skippy at 4:15 PM | 0 comments
uncle bill's converted ricin

abcnews is reporting that yesterday's surprise package for dr. bill "here kitty kitty kitty" frist was not the first incident of ricin-o-grams for high profile washington figures.

in november, a letter postmarked chattanooga, tenn., and addressed to the white house was intercepted at an off-site mail sorting facility in the washington area, sources told abcnews.

the powdery substance in the letter tested positive for ricin. however, the tests indicated that the poison was in a low-potency, granular form that posed no health risk, the sources said.

according to two law enforcement sources, the intercepted letter addressed to the white house was signed "fallen angel."

that sign-off was also used in a letter that was part of a package containing ricin that was left at a post office in greenville, s.c., in october 2003.

that letter complained about new federal trucking regulations requiring more rest for drivers. the letter described the author as "a fleet owner of a tanker company" and contained this threat: "if my demand is dismissed i'm capable of making ricin … i will start dumping."
ok, all together: we got a great big convoy, rockin' through the night, got a great big convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?...
posted by skippy at 4:11 PM | 0 comments
congratulations

to atrios, not only for reaching his 10 millionth visitor, but for 'fessing up to the fact he stole the "congratulations, you are the nth visitor" gag from us!

you're welcome to that gag on such an ausicious occasion!
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washpost calls awol awol

actually, the washpost, in two separate articles today, doesn't really take a firm stand, but rather reports on others taking a firm stand.

a piece by lois romano does a fair job of recounting the missing time in awol's duty during the 70's, but does admit he received an honorable discharge.

then in the white house briefing, dan froomkin talks about all the different media sources talking about this subject. dan manages to mention (and link) to, among others, awolbush.com, and orcinus and daily howler, and democrats.com (but not skippy! drat!)

thanks to jon's mind for the heads up about the articles!

addendum: also from jon's mind , a link to this editor & publisher article about the bosglobe writer who first "broke" the story in 2000 (if you don't count all the work the folks in blogtopia [y!wctp!] did beforehand).
posted by skippy at 2:00 PM | 0 comments
michael powell on janet jackson...now, we'd pay to see that

our buddies at left is right have some choice thoughts about baby powell's outrage at janet's superbowl flash.
posted by skippy at 1:14 PM | 0 comments
buddy can you spare a president?

bill scher of liberal oasis has an interview with charles lewis, author of buying of the president 2004. the first answer to the first question says it all:

liberaloasis: is there anything specific that you can point to that president bush’s donors have received for their investment?

charles lewis: how much time do you have?
posted by skippy at 10:35 AM | 0 comments
billy jack off and running

longtime reader and contributor rose sends us this bit of news from excite.com: tom laughlin, best (only?) known for his portrayl of billy jack in the series of 70's movies, is running against awol for the repubbblican nomination for presidential candidate.

he described himself as a "messenger" candidate and said he wasn't disappointed by the new hampshire primary, in which he earned 154 votes to bush's nearly 34,000.

"i've never run for president with any kind of thought of winning except to make a statement that we need change desperately," laughlin told the associated press on sunday.

the issues he's most concerned about: bush's claims that iraq possessed weapons of mass destruction and congress' recent approval of a medicare bill that prohibits the purchase of cheaper health care drugs from canada.
we'd hate to say it, but even a repubbblican billy jack would be better than the jack off we have now.
posted by skippy at 10:32 AM | 0 comments
and we don't even get vacation time for blogging

a friend of ours sends us a link to the afl-cio's save over time pay web site, reminding us that awol is about to sign away the right to over time pay for millions of americans. help stop him by visiting the site and signing the petition.
posted by skippy at 10:28 AM | 0 comments
ungentlemanly quarterly

if you want 16 laughs, check out the last page of this month's gq magazine. while it's not available on line, we can tell you the page presents 16 campaign slogans for bush '04. some of our favorites:

bush: he wants to win fair and square this time.

a dangerous man for dangerous times

hey, don't forget about that $600 rebate check for working families we sent you in 2001! bush '04!
(we might be paraphrasing, as our intern was too cheap to actually buy the magazine. but they were pretty funny lines. plus, there's a great interview with snl's tina fey, a very funny lady).
posted by skippy at 12:15 AM | 0 comments
the old skippy mailbag

our blog buddy mad kane gets an exclusive interview with dick cheney, and our friend from across the aisle, chuck simmins, shares his thoughts on outsourcing, a subject he knows something about, considering he works for an outsourcing firm.
posted by skippy at 12:14 AM | 0 comments
say hello

to broken irish and the kwc blog.
posted by skippy at 12:14 AM | 0 comments

Monday, February 02, 2004

finally, some good news from cnn

in the latest cnn/usa toady/gallup poll, john kerry beats awol by 7 points:

sen. john kerry, the front-runner among democrats vying for their party's presidential nomination, leads president bush in a head-to-head matchup, according to a cnn/usa today/gallup poll released monday.

sen. john edwards of north carolina and retired gen. wesley clark also emerge as formidable opponents, according to hypothetical matchups in the poll, which found a decline in bush's approval numbers.
the poll found awol beating dean by 7 points, but with a margin of error of 4 points, and an assumption that the media will now start irrationally spinning negative things about front-runner kerry and leave dean alone, who knows?

it seems as if any dem can beat awol at this point.

well, maybe not any dem.

posted by skippy at 9:17 PM | 0 comments
freep lou dobbs!

left hand side bar! go vote now!

(thanks to atrios for the link).
posted by skippy at 5:56 PM | 0 comments
brett bursey update

thanks to our bud the democratic veteran, we find this guest column at the south carolina state written by our favorite old hippie, brett bursey, explaining his side of his arrest at the columbia airport and subsequent prosecution by strom thurmond junior (we kid you not!) for protesting awol:

a secret service agent then told us we had to go to the free-speech zone. i offered to move again, and she said there was nowhere we could be but the free-speech zone. i told her that i was already in a free-speech zone — the united states of america — and she ordered a local cop to arrest me. the arresting officer told me the problem was the content of my sign…

i held up my sign and told the officer to do what he had to do; i was on public property, other citizens were there, and i wasn’t going to be singled out, rounded up and put in a free-speech zone.

i was cuffed and put in a paddy wagon, where i watched through the bars as the president went into the hangar and told the republican faithful that “they hate us because we are so free.”

five months later, the state dropped their charges against me, and mr. thurmond had me arrested under the rarely used statute titled “presidential assassinations, kidnappings and threats.” the statute gives the secret service the authority to arrest anyone who knowingly enters into a restricted zone and refuses to leave.

i didn’t know anything about a restricted zone until the day mr. thurmond brought the charges. everyone on the scene that day, protesters and police alike, all thought the issue was our going to the free-speech zone.

the evidence from bush visits across the country that the secret service does exactly what i allege was not considered at my trial. federal magistrate bristow marchant agreed with mr. thurmond that the case would focus narrowly on whether i knowingly entered into a secure zone and refused to leave. our evidence that the secret service routinely violates its own protocols by zoning free speech was not considered.

unfortunately for our country, my wild claims are true. the center for constitutional rights in new york has taken the case to try to bring some judicial restraint to the vague and growing zones in this country where the constitution doesn’t apply.
for those of you who don't know the end of the story, mr. bursey was found guilty of knowingly entering and refusing to leave a security zone near the president of the united states (a little-used federal statute), and was fined $500.00.

stay tuned. further updates as they appear. (cross-posted at the american street).
posted by skippy at 5:46 PM | 0 comments
more debunking debunking awol's awol

dave over at orcinus takes us to the daily howler, who does a fantastic job of further deconstructing the so-called "refuting" by the rightists of awol's missing tang time.

bob at the daily howler is able to disarm the latest meme, ie, that a 2000 nytimes story debunked the fact that awol was awol. the basic premise is that upon review of certain documents, the nytimes concluded that though awol was absent for a time (when in alabama helping blount campaign), he did come back to texas and make up for lost time before his discharge from the service, sort of like writing the whole 5000 word essay the night before it's due.

but as dave notes, bob points out that these "documents" are in fact, suspect. one of skippy's copy writers remembers seeing this document touted on faux news network back before the 2000 coup...er, sorry, we meant to say "election."

the document, as shown by representatives from george magazine, showed that the airman in question had indeed earned some "points." however, and our copy writer thought this strange when the george reporters mentioned this on faux, the name of the airman was all torn away, except for the letter 'w.'

well, forgive our pointing out the obvious, but unless nobody in the entire world except bush had a w in their name in the 1970's, this document would be at best, suspect. but that's good enough for george, and further for the nytimes, and by extension, any rightists who prefer memes over reality (see below: weapons of mass destruction).

dave at orcinus also takes us to our good friend the democratic veteran, whose blog has many comments from real veterans who really fought a real war, or at least served their entire service time. we suggest you read them all. (we actully suggest that awol reads them all, but that would require that awol actually knows how to read).

stay tuned (and for those of you unfamiliar with this controversy, go to awolbush.com for a refresher course. no better site exists for documentation).
posted by skippy at 5:36 PM | 0 comments
say hello

to inland empire for dean and wanted: a vast left-wing conspiracy, and peep show stories

[ed. note: we love america! where else would you read that sentence? keep america free, fight awol!]
posted by skippy at 5:08 PM | 0 comments
awol to establish cya panel of inquiry

that's right, not cia, but cya, as awol is expected to announce that he'll pick a panel for an inquiry into the intelligence failure of wmd's in iraq.

we know, it's so tempting to make a punchline when you see the words "intelligence failure" in the same sentence as george w. bush, but we'll refrain, and instead quote cnn:

president bush said monday he would appoint an outside commission to review u.s. intelligence on the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction in iraq.

responding to political pressure, bush told reporters at a cabinet meeting he wanted to look at prewar intelligence and what the iraq survey group -- the u.s. team hunting for iraq's weapons programs -- found.
ah, but don't worry, karl rove isn't as stupid as bush looks. cbs tells us that though the panel will be assembled soon, the results may not come so rapidly.

white house sources tell cbs news chief white house correspondent john roberts the commission will have full access to materials they need. the commission will be set up quickly, but is not expected to complete work until next year - after the election.
now, if it was panel set up to investigate dean going nuts or kerry using botox, you know drudge would have the results by now.
posted by skippy at 10:16 AM | 0 comments

Sunday, February 01, 2004

wolfie, if you're going to split hairs, why not start on your beard?

while watching "i speak with an imporant-sounding cadence" with wolf blitzer yesterday, we were dumb-founded as wolfie repeated to sen. joe biden the old worn-out meme that, quote, "president bush never used the word 'imminent' when speaking of saddam hussein," unquote.

we could not believe our ears. it may be actually true that awol never said the word. but he certainly said many other words that mean the same thing.

from the center for american progress, here's a partial list of what awol actually did say about saddam (and when he said it):

3/19/03: "the people of the united states and our friends and allies will not live at the mercy of an outlaw regime that threatens the peace with weapons of mass murder."

3/16/03: "the dictator of iraq and his weapons of mass destruction are a threat to the security of free nations."

1/3/03: "the iraqi regime is a threat to any american. ... iraq is a threat, a real threat."

11/23/02: "the world is also uniting to answer the unique and urgent threat posed by iraq whose dictator has already used weapons of mass destruction to kill thousands."

1/3/03: "the iraqi regime is a threat to any american. ... iraq is a threat, a real threat."

11/23/02: "the world is also uniting to answer the unique and urgent threat posed by iraq whose dictator has already used weapons of mass destruction to kill thousands."

9/26/02: "this man poses a much graver threat than anybody could have possibly imagined."

10/2/02: "there's a grave threat in iraq. there just is."

10/2/02: "the iraqi regime is a threat of unique urgency."
"unique urgency"? how is that not imminent?

wolfie, have you ever considered the fact that awol never used the word "imminent" is because he couldn't pronounce it?
posted by skippy at 1:54 PM | 0 comments
$400 billion medicare bill to cost $530 billion

angering conservatives, awol's much-touted medicare reform bill will cost way more than originally thought. the asspress points out:

the new figures represent the first time the white house has released its projections of the bill's costs. they could deepen an election-year wedge between the white house and conservative republicans upset over spending and budget deficits that they say have grown too high on bush's watch.

the numbers raise questions about whether administration officials revealed everything they knew before the vote on medicare, some conservatives complained privately. bush signed the bill dec. 8.


along with a revised deficit of $521 billion, the new medicare bill is quite a shock to conservative repubbbs.

but don't worry. awol's got a plan. at a retreat for repubbb lawmakers in philly, he said:

"one clear signal we need to send to the american people and the markets is, `we're going to be wise when it comes to the expenditure of the people's money,' " bush said. "and we submitted a budget that says just that."
oh, he's going to send a clear signal! well, that should take care of everything!

but we tend to agree with the washpost:

all of these [points made earlier] raise tough policy questions with no easy answers. yet neither this congress nor this president cares to answer them, preferring to pile on new obligations for the government without really knowing their scope, even as they push to further reduce revenue. president bush's spokesman was pressed friday to explain why mr. bush touted the plan as costing $400 billion; the spokesman insisted there was no intent to deceive. amy goldstein reported in the post yesterday that administration officials had a pretty good idea as the bill was being debated that they would deem the $400 billion figure unrealistic. so which would be worse -- that the president knew, or that he didn't? either way, the bottom line is the same, namely that this is an administration that doesn't give a hoot about the bottom line.


cross-posted on the american street.

posted by skippy at 1:33 PM | 0 comments
good thing we caught saddam after the kurds let him go part eleven

two suicide bombers on foot killed at least 56 people in northern iraq today, says the nytimes:

two suicide bombers walked into separate buildings of the two main kurdish political parties this morning in the northern city of erbil and detonated explosives wrapped around their bodies, killing at least 56 people and wounding more than 200 others, kurdish and occupation officials said.

it was the most devastating attack in the northern kurdish region since american-led forces deposed saddam hussein's government last april, and it came at a time when the two parties are trying to unite the administration of the region to better make a case for demanding broad autonomous powers for the area?

it was unclear who was responsible for the coordinated attacks. though suicide car bombings have become relatively common in iraq, there have been few instances of bombers detonating explosives attached to themselves, a tactic often used in israel. some officials said suicide attacks carry the signatures of foreign fighters or ansar al-islam, a kurdish terrorist group that was based near the mountainous iranian border until american fighter jets attacked its villages last spring.
the frightening thing is that the two main kurdish parties were targeted, ensuring further chaos in the region for weeks to come.

this caps off a violent weekend for iraq. yesterday, in separate incidents around the country up to 19 people were killed, including several us troops. the bbc reports:

as many as six people were killed when a residential area of baghdad came under rocket or mortar fire twice late on saturday.

earlier, a suspected suicide attack on a police station in the northern city of mosul killed at least nine people.

and three american soldiers were killed when a roadside bomb blew up between the towns of tikrit and kirkuk.




posted by skippy at 1:12 PM | 0 comments