Saturday, January 31, 2004
last chance to vote
we don't know if it is or not, but we got your attention, didn't we?
we know that they'll be wrapping up the voting at the koufax awards over at wampum pretty soon, so be sure to go vote for skippy for most humorous blog.
we don't know if it is or not, but we got your attention, didn't we?
we know that they'll be wrapping up the voting at the koufax awards over at wampum pretty soon, so be sure to go vote for skippy for most humorous blog.
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people powered howard, meet snobby-powered lobby
in an irony so rich that we ourselves considered getting out of the sarcasm business (who can compete with stuff like this?), howard dean, the ultimate outsider, has hired roy neel, the ultimate insider as his campaign manager to replace outgoing joe trippi.
as david corn writes in the nation:
the hiring of neel might yet turn out to be good for dean's campaign. but we hardly think it's good for dean's message.
in an irony so rich that we ourselves considered getting out of the sarcasm business (who can compete with stuff like this?), howard dean, the ultimate outsider, has hired roy neel, the ultimate insider as his campaign manager to replace outgoing joe trippi.
as david corn writes in the nation:
since entering the race, dean has insistently said, "we have to take our country back" from the special interests. the slogan on his bus reads, "you have the power." he has decried the hold that business interests have on the federal government. well, what does he think neel did when he ran the telecom lobby? did neel go up to capitol hill--or send his underlings--to beseech legislators to pass legislation with consumers foremost in mind? did he use his connections with the clinton-gore administration to help out consumer advocates trying to protect the rights of "ordinary americans" as congress and regulatory agencies handled telecom issues? is maple syrup good for your teeth?and timothy noah of slate's chatterbox cheerfully provides proof refuting dr. dean's assertion that roy never lobbied.
neel was part of washington's insider network--which does not look out for the people dean claims he wants to empower. in 1999 and 2000, the usta spent $3.5 million to lobby congress, according to lobbying reports it filed. (the association probably spent more; not all lobbying activity is reported.) to help the telecoms, neel recruited other influence peddlers in town, including the lobbying firm of haley barbour, who then chaired the republican national committee. other barbour clients: british american tobacco, the edison electric institute, glaxo wellcome, lockheed martin, microsoft, philip morris. neel's outfit also retained wallman strategic consulting, which represented general motors and worldcom.
the hiring of neel might yet turn out to be good for dean's campaign. but we hardly think it's good for dean's message.
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left a good job in the city, workin' for the man every night and day
via talkleft, we find that howard bashman of how appealing has left his job at dewey, cheatem, and howe, and struck out on his own opening his own single-practioner law firm.
good luck, howard! keep on fightin' the good fight!
via talkleft, we find that howard bashman of how appealing has left his job at dewey, cheatem, and howe, and struck out on his own opening his own single-practioner law firm.
good luck, howard! keep on fightin' the good fight!
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franken, my dear, we do give a damn
we have blogged earlier this week about a report found on blah3 that robert novak assaulted a new hampshire citizen who accused him of being a traitor.
on our comments section, person of choler [ed. note: we still don't get that joke], our gadfly from the other side of the aisle, insisted in two separate posts that it was par for the course, because after all, " as al franken has recently established, it is permissible for political commentators to knock down people with whom they disagree."
we then googled al franken and heckler, and boy, look what we got! tons of reports that franken had "body slammed" a poor, unassuming man at a dean rally, whose only crime was that he was shouting anti-dean rhetoric. oh the horror! oh the supression of free speech! oh the reminders of how unfunny snl was during the 80's!
luckily, cursor directs us to the truth, in two forms: first, the new hampshire union leader, which talked with peter ramsey, the venue's manager, who was actually there.
good going, eric!
we have blogged earlier this week about a report found on blah3 that robert novak assaulted a new hampshire citizen who accused him of being a traitor.
on our comments section, person of choler [ed. note: we still don't get that joke], our gadfly from the other side of the aisle, insisted in two separate posts that it was par for the course, because after all, " as al franken has recently established, it is permissible for political commentators to knock down people with whom they disagree."
we then googled al franken and heckler, and boy, look what we got! tons of reports that franken had "body slammed" a poor, unassuming man at a dean rally, whose only crime was that he was shouting anti-dean rhetoric. oh the horror! oh the supression of free speech! oh the reminders of how unfunny snl was during the 80's!
luckily, cursor directs us to the truth, in two forms: first, the new hampshire union leader, which talked with peter ramsey, the venue's manager, who was actually there.
[the heckler] was screaming. he was out of control,” ramsey said.the second source of truth is our old friend eric at the hamster, who elucidates the rightist media's smear campaign on franken, as they make him out to be some sort of storm trooper.
ramsey said he went over to help calm the situation and also got elbowed and pushed.
“all of a sudden, i looked to my right, and al franken was grabbing onto this man’s back,” ramsey said.
“he (franken) gave him a hefty patriots block. he should be a patriot,” ramsey said.
“i never met al franken before. he is now my new hero,” ramsey said of the former “saturday night live” writer.
ramsey said a news photographer later told him franken reacted to being elbowed by the protester, who knocked his glasses off.
good going, eric!
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Friday, January 30, 2004
happy superbowl weekend from the bush economic team
not that anybody asked us, but we could have told you that the economic growth for last quarter was probably going to turn out to be less than the experts were predicting.
and boy, were we right. yahoo news says:
not that anybody asked us, but we could have told you that the economic growth for last quarter was probably going to turn out to be less than the experts were predicting.
and boy, were we right. yahoo news says:
u.s. economic growth slowed to a 4 percent annual rate in the closing three months of 2003, less than half the third-quarter pace as consumers curbed their spending, the commerce department reported on friday…cnnmoney, while spinning this gdp number as "healthy" (rather like saying, "sure, but the icu patient is still breathing!") does admit:
the fourth-quarter expansion in gross domestic caught markets by surprise because it was well below wall street economists' forecasts for a 4.8 percent rate of increase and far below a sizzling 8.2 percent increase posted in the third quarter when tax-induced spending was strong.
consumer spending, which makes up more than two-thirds of total gdp, rose at a pace of 2.6 percent in the fourth quarter, the commerce department said, compared with a rate of growth of 6.9 percent in the third quarter.well, don't worry, those jobs should start showing up any time now.
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good thing we captured saddam after the kurds let him go part ten
we admit, we have been quite remiss in reporting on the u.s. troop deaths in iraq as of late. it seemed to us to be turning into an overwhelming task, but we thought that it was probably just our imagination. now, thanks to atrios, we learned that we were wrong, we weren't making it up after all. from the financial times.com:
we admit, we have been quite remiss in reporting on the u.s. troop deaths in iraq as of late. it seemed to us to be turning into an overwhelming task, but we thought that it was probably just our imagination. now, thanks to atrios, we learned that we were wrong, we weren't making it up after all. from the financial times.com:
us combat deaths in iraq have risen sharply during january despite a drop in the number of attacks and the capture of former dictator saddam hussein over a month ago.
as of thursday, 33 american soldiers and one civilian had been killed by hostile fire during the month. that compares with 24 us combat deaths
in december, and a total of 32 coalition combat deaths.
the figures appear to show that the security situation in iraq is not improving, contrary to earlier claims from the us military and politicians.
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one down - the whole freakin' rnc to go
our friends at resident bush alert us to this article by johnathan david morris...a writer of polictical satire from the other side of the aisle...that's right, a funny repubbb (our apologies, scrappleface...we know you're a funny repubbb, and we admit it outloud).
but the interesting thing about this particular essay is that mr. morris disavows his earlier support of not only the "second gulf war" as he calls it, but the republican party as well. he says:
somehow his logic then leads him to the conclusion he ought to buy a gun...something we wouldn't recommend. but it's interesting to see a former warhawk see through awol's bushwa (pun intended) and come to his senses.
now if we could get colin powell to admit it in public...
addendum: make that two down...thanks to alan f's daily kos diary, we find this article by charles goyette in the american conservative discussing how he lost his job in conservative radio for opposing awol's war in iraq (he used to work for clear channel...what a surprise he got fired!)
our friends at resident bush alert us to this article by johnathan david morris...a writer of polictical satire from the other side of the aisle...that's right, a funny repubbb (our apologies, scrappleface...we know you're a funny repubbb, and we admit it outloud).
but the interesting thing about this particular essay is that mr. morris disavows his earlier support of not only the "second gulf war" as he calls it, but the republican party as well. he says:
so here's the bottom line: i supported the second gulf war because i thought we were waging it in self-defense. the lack of wmds leads me to believe we had nothing to defend ourselves from -- except fear. i see now that the arguments i made in favor of the war were as empty as the arguments made for and against it by our leaders.
somehow his logic then leads him to the conclusion he ought to buy a gun...something we wouldn't recommend. but it's interesting to see a former warhawk see through awol's bushwa (pun intended) and come to his senses.
now if we could get colin powell to admit it in public...
addendum: make that two down...thanks to alan f's daily kos diary, we find this article by charles goyette in the american conservative discussing how he lost his job in conservative radio for opposing awol's war in iraq (he used to work for clear channel...what a surprise he got fired!)
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super blow
moveon.org is calling for a "one minute boycott" of the superbowl on sunday.
our story so far: cbs has refused to air the winning "bush in 30 seconds" ad ("child's pay"), based on the principle that they don't air ads made by progressive blogs that make fun of c+ students in positions of power, or something like that. luckily for us, somebody at cnn goofed and accepted the ad, which will be shown on cnn at 8:10 and 8:35 eastern, 5:10 and 5:35 real time.
so, moveon would like everyone to change their tv channels at those times to watch "child's pay" on cnn. we're not sure what that will do in terms of actual effects on sponsorship, but at least we get to see the winning ad on tv.
moveon asks that you register your dissent on this page on their website.
moveon also points out the many voices that have spoken up on their behalf. among them: now and the aclu. and senator dick durbin made a speech on the floor of the senate calling for cbs to run the ad, and 28 members of the house of represtatives also signed a letter in support (and senator ron wyden wrote a separate letter).
but wait, there's more! among the newspapers who wrote editorials condemning cbs's cowardly actions were the latimes, the sfchron, the bosglobe and others.
what can we say? since the bronco's aren't anywhere near the superbowl this year, we don't even know if we'll be watching. but we will tune in to ccn to see "child's pay" air, and we hope you will too.
addendum: you may want to check out the mediachannel's new blog media for democracy 2004 to join their initiative to "monitor mainstream coverage of the 2004 elecitons and advocate fiar, democratic and issue-oriented standards of report." this seems to include an action alert about cbs's ignoring of the moveon ad.
moveon.org is calling for a "one minute boycott" of the superbowl on sunday.
our story so far: cbs has refused to air the winning "bush in 30 seconds" ad ("child's pay"), based on the principle that they don't air ads made by progressive blogs that make fun of c+ students in positions of power, or something like that. luckily for us, somebody at cnn goofed and accepted the ad, which will be shown on cnn at 8:10 and 8:35 eastern, 5:10 and 5:35 real time.
so, moveon would like everyone to change their tv channels at those times to watch "child's pay" on cnn. we're not sure what that will do in terms of actual effects on sponsorship, but at least we get to see the winning ad on tv.
moveon asks that you register your dissent on this page on their website.
moveon also points out the many voices that have spoken up on their behalf. among them: now and the aclu. and senator dick durbin made a speech on the floor of the senate calling for cbs to run the ad, and 28 members of the house of represtatives also signed a letter in support (and senator ron wyden wrote a separate letter).
but wait, there's more! among the newspapers who wrote editorials condemning cbs's cowardly actions were the latimes, the sfchron, the bosglobe and others.
what can we say? since the bronco's aren't anywhere near the superbowl this year, we don't even know if we'll be watching. but we will tune in to ccn to see "child's pay" air, and we hope you will too.
addendum: you may want to check out the mediachannel's new blog media for democracy 2004 to join their initiative to "monitor mainstream coverage of the 2004 elecitons and advocate fiar, democratic and issue-oriented standards of report." this seems to include an action alert about cbs's ignoring of the moveon ad.
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remember, you can't spell aryan without "a-y-n"
our arch-enemy, ayn clouter, has written a provacative piece about liberals calling their opponents "nazi's" over on her reprehensible blog.
our arch-enemy, ayn clouter, has written a provacative piece about liberals calling their opponents "nazi's" over on her reprehensible blog.
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Thursday, January 29, 2004
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national insecurity - a skippy rant
it amuses us that the rightists, when confronted with reality, are able to twist things, no matter how implausible, to their favor.
case in point: the economic recovery is looking shaky, people keep dying in iraq, and both of these issues are bad for awol's re-election. so what do the rightists do? they tout "national security." from abc news:
he presided over the biggest national security disaster in history. numerous warnings, both in the intelligence communities (witness "the phoenix memo), and all the way up to the aug. 6 memo describing bin laden's plans for "hijacking," were swirling around prior to 9/11, for anybody to take a gander at.
now, we're not saying awol was complicit in 9/11. we're saying he was complacent. he did not exert due diligence as commander in chief to stop this terrible disaster.
it's rather like a bank president saying, "keep me in my job, i'm so good at protecting the assets, remember when there was that big bank robbery under my watch? boy, i sure was macho in the following days!"
and yes, we know, there are rumors that awol is planning a big afghanistan push to find bin laden. it's only been 3 years since he knocked down our towers. good idea! not enough soldiers have died in afghanistan yet.
and speaking of dying soldiers, that brings us to our other question about awol's credentials for "national security." what's the deal with iraq?
awol constantly harped to american that saddam was a threat. turns out he wasn't. and no links to al qaeda either.
what does awol do? blame the intelligence communities. again.
so, let's review. awol couldn't get his act, or acts of the the departments under him, together enough to prevent, or at least warn us about 9/11. awol couldn't get the right info to go to war with, and thusly spent billions of dollars and hundreds of american lives (not to mention iraqi lives) for an operation that turns out to be unnecessary in terms of america's safety.
so tell us, again, what's so great about this guy's "national security" credentials? trust us, if we had an employee whose record was so bad, and especially if that record was the one thing the employee was bragging about at his yearly review, we'd can his ass.
so, america, that's what we must do.
let's can his ass.
it amuses us that the rightists, when confronted with reality, are able to twist things, no matter how implausible, to their favor.
case in point: the economic recovery is looking shaky, people keep dying in iraq, and both of these issues are bad for awol's re-election. so what do the rightists do? they tout "national security." from abc news:
republican party chief ed gillespie previewed the bush campaign's strategy in a speech thursday, calling into question kerry's national security credentials and charging that kerry would weaken the nation's defenses.our question at skippy international is, why would awol want to brag about his national security credentials?
he presided over the biggest national security disaster in history. numerous warnings, both in the intelligence communities (witness "the phoenix memo), and all the way up to the aug. 6 memo describing bin laden's plans for "hijacking," were swirling around prior to 9/11, for anybody to take a gander at.
now, we're not saying awol was complicit in 9/11. we're saying he was complacent. he did not exert due diligence as commander in chief to stop this terrible disaster.
it's rather like a bank president saying, "keep me in my job, i'm so good at protecting the assets, remember when there was that big bank robbery under my watch? boy, i sure was macho in the following days!"
and yes, we know, there are rumors that awol is planning a big afghanistan push to find bin laden. it's only been 3 years since he knocked down our towers. good idea! not enough soldiers have died in afghanistan yet.
and speaking of dying soldiers, that brings us to our other question about awol's credentials for "national security." what's the deal with iraq?
awol constantly harped to american that saddam was a threat. turns out he wasn't. and no links to al qaeda either.
what does awol do? blame the intelligence communities. again.
so, let's review. awol couldn't get his act, or acts of the the departments under him, together enough to prevent, or at least warn us about 9/11. awol couldn't get the right info to go to war with, and thusly spent billions of dollars and hundreds of american lives (not to mention iraqi lives) for an operation that turns out to be unnecessary in terms of america's safety.
so tell us, again, what's so great about this guy's "national security" credentials? trust us, if we had an employee whose record was so bad, and especially if that record was the one thing the employee was bragging about at his yearly review, we'd can his ass.
so, america, that's what we must do.
let's can his ass.
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Wednesday, January 28, 2004
so that's what bloggers sound like
if any of you missed minnesota public radio's show "the blogging of the president" last sunday, you can hear it on the web. guests included atrios, and josh marshall, as well as jerome armstrong, everyone's favorite sully, and some guy named gary hart.
(a big thanks and tip of the bush kangaroo hat to the invaluable cursor for the link!)
if any of you missed minnesota public radio's show "the blogging of the president" last sunday, you can hear it on the web. guests included atrios, and josh marshall, as well as jerome armstrong, everyone's favorite sully, and some guy named gary hart.
(a big thanks and tip of the bush kangaroo hat to the invaluable cursor for the link!)
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the ol' skippy mailbag
our buds at resident bush sends us this link to lew rockwell's latest essay "give you liberty or give you death" which talks about the us's dilemna in iraq over popular music that advocates, shall we say, an unfriendly attitude towards the occupiers...sorry, we mean liberators.
and the independent institute sends us dr. ivan eland's conclusion that weapons of mass destruction are overrted as a threat to america.
our buds at resident bush sends us this link to lew rockwell's latest essay "give you liberty or give you death" which talks about the us's dilemna in iraq over popular music that advocates, shall we say, an unfriendly attitude towards the occupiers...sorry, we mean liberators.
and the independent institute sends us dr. ivan eland's conclusion that weapons of mass destruction are overrted as a threat to america.
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and in this corner, bob novak
thanks to atrios, we find blah3 reporting on an incident in new hampshire where bob novak pushed down a dissenting citizen who was angry about the plame affair :
the citizen, brad carr, has filed assault charges. blah3 suggest we all contact cnn to ask them why dean can't get angry but novak can?
here's skippy's response to cnn:
addendum: we're not advocating dissent, but someone on the blah3 comments section posted bob novak's office number: 202-393-4340.
thanks to atrios, we find blah3 reporting on an incident in new hampshire where bob novak pushed down a dissenting citizen who was angry about the plame affair :
just got off the phone with symbolman - he was outside the merrimac restaurant in manchester, nh where cnn is broadcasting, and he said things got a bit testy when bob novak came out of the restaurant, heading for the cnn bus.
apparently, someone from the crowd got on novak's case, calling him a traitor a few times. novak went ballistic - sym decribed it as a 'lee harvey oswald moment' - and went over and shoved the guy, sending him sprawling.
the citizen, brad carr, has filed assault charges. blah3 suggest we all contact cnn to ask them why dean can't get angry but novak can?
here's skippy's response to cnn:
why can bob novak be allowed to physcially push down a citizen (bob carr) in new hampshire because the man thinks novak's part in the plame affair was bad?
how is it that you can call howard dean angry, but you're ready to let something as bad as illegal physical assault pass on one of your reporters?
by the way, tell wolf blitzer (who argued with dennis kucinich) that the us went to war against japan and germany in wwii not because we wanted to change their regime, but because japan attacked us directly, and germany, japan's ally, was at the time invading and occupying other countries. in otherwords, they declared war on this country first.
don't you guys give your anchors some sort of mental health screening before you hire them?
addendum: we're not advocating dissent, but someone on the blah3 comments section posted bob novak's office number: 202-393-4340.
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keep thinkin' good thoughts
we are happy to find out that steve gilliard made it through heart surgery.
as skippy himself is a heart patient from his childhood years, we all at skippy international headquarters are especially relieved to hear this news.
godspeed, gilly!
please, keep steve in your prayers for a speedy recovery.
we are happy to find out that steve gilliard made it through heart surgery.
as skippy himself is a heart patient from his childhood years, we all at skippy international headquarters are especially relieved to hear this news.
godspeed, gilly!
please, keep steve in your prayers for a speedy recovery.
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moore stuff on awol
thanks to papau, long time kos contributor, and his forum on democratic underground, we were directed to michael moore's statement on his website today.
michael points out that when he called awol a deserter as he introduced gen. clark, he was being facetious and funny:
cross-posted on the american street.
thanks to papau, long time kos contributor, and his forum on democratic underground, we were directed to michael moore's statement on his website today.
michael points out that when he called awol a deserter as he introduced gen. clark, he was being facetious and funny:
i was just attempting my best impersonation of that announcer guy for the world wrestling federation, asking the cheering crowd if they would like to see a smackdown ("debate") which i called "the generaaal versus the deserterrrr!!"we like moore's response to the rightists' defense of awol:
when the press heard me use that word "deserter," though, the bells and whistles went off, for this was one of those stories they knew they had ignored -- and now it was rearing its ugly, truthful head on a very public stage. without a single other word from me other than the d-word, they immediately got so defensive that it looked to many viewers like they—the press—maybe had something to hide…
instead, they have created the brouhaha over bush's military record, often without telling their audience what the exact charges are. it seems all they want to do is to get clark or me -- or you -- to shut up. "we have never investigated this and so we want you to apologize for bringing it up!" ha ha ha.
what if any of them chose to do what bush did back in the early 70s -- just not show up? i've seen republican defenders of bush this week say, “yeah, but he made up the time later.” so, can today's national guardsmen do the same thing -- just say, when called up to go to iraq, "um, i'm not going to show up, i'll make up the time later!"? can you imagine what would happen? of course, none of them are the son of a congressman, like young lt. bush was back in 1972.sounds like a plan to us!
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happy chinese new year from the bush economic team!
yes, the screeching heads insist we're in the middle of an economic recovery, and that's because most of them make over 100k a year, so it's looking pretty damn good for them.
for the rest of us, however, there are still some questions. job loss aside, we'd have to wonder why the sales of new homes fell last month by 5%. cnnmoney says:
yes, the screeching heads insist we're in the middle of an economic recovery, and that's because most of them make over 100k a year, so it's looking pretty damn good for them.
for the rest of us, however, there are still some questions. job loss aside, we'd have to wonder why the sales of new homes fell last month by 5%. cnnmoney says:
the pace of new home sales in the united states slowed for the second straight month in december, the government said wednesday, missing wall street expectations for a gain.even worse, sale of durable goods was flat in december. durable goods are big ticket items, such as comptuers. and the sales of such items did not increas in december. quicken tells us:
the commerce department said the pace of new single-family home sales fell 5.1 percent to a seasonally adjusted annual rate of 1.06 million units from a revised rate of 1.12 million units in november. economists, on average, expected a pace of 1.1 million units, according to briefing.com.
durable-goods demand remained flat in december, surprising analysts as declines in orders for computers and metals offset an increase in motor vehicles.oh, well, it's not like there's any national holiday predicated on gift-giving that time of year.
orders for longer-lasting manufactured goods were unchanged at $181.4 billion last month, the commerce department said wednesday. orders for november tumbled 2.3%, revised up from a previously estimated 2.5% decrease…
the estimate for december durables was much weaker than expected on wall street. a dow jones-cnbc survey of 22 economists had forecast orders to rise 2.4% for the month.
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blitzer blitz
if you're here from this modern world, or, cursor, or orcinus, or american politics journal, or atrios, or anywhere else looking for the bit about wolf blitzer and awol, you want the post below titled finally, wolf was speechless.
if you're here wondering whom to vote for as the most humorous blog in the koufax awards at wampum, it's spelled s-k-i-p-p-y. (you can email marybeth or dwight with your vote. remember, no capital letters, please!)
if you're here from this modern world, or, cursor, or orcinus, or american politics journal, or atrios, or anywhere else looking for the bit about wolf blitzer and awol, you want the post below titled finally, wolf was speechless.
if you're here wondering whom to vote for as the most humorous blog in the koufax awards at wampum, it's spelled s-k-i-p-p-y. (you can email marybeth or dwight with your vote. remember, no capital letters, please!)
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if you knew hampshire like we knew hampshire
the estimated prophet talks about his experience on the ground in the primary yesterday.
the estimated prophet talks about his experience on the ground in the primary yesterday.
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Tuesday, January 27, 2004
that was the year that was
reader chris lark, with his blog partner ian head, has put together the best of 2003. we can't tell if they're being ironic or not...
reader chris lark, with his blog partner ian head, has put together the best of 2003. we can't tell if they're being ironic or not...
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win place and show
in the new hampshire horse race, it's easily kerry and dean for first and second. as of this writing, third could go to either clark or edwards, though clark has the most votes of the two.
and our definition of an optimist? joe lieberman, who calls his fifth place finish a "three-way split" for third. cnn tells us:
in the new hampshire horse race, it's easily kerry and dean for first and second. as of this writing, third could go to either clark or edwards, though clark has the most votes of the two.
and our definition of an optimist? joe lieberman, who calls his fifth place finish a "three-way split" for third. cnn tells us:
lieberman, whose campaign was buffeted by rumors that he would drop out, strongly refuted those suggestions tuesday night.if by close he means more than 6,000 votes behind, then, yes, nobody thought he'd be that close.
"i'm not dropping out because there's a virtual split decision for third and no one thought that i would have ended up this close to wes clark and john edwards," he told cnn.
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no bush jokes, please
we've found a new blog: babes against bush..."13 beautiful women versus one hideous president."
we've found a new blog: babes against bush..."13 beautiful women versus one hideous president."
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and we loves pie!
we're not sure, but is kim at free pie back in blogtopia*?
*yes! we coined that phrase!
we're not sure, but is kim at free pie back in blogtopia*?
*yes! we coined that phrase!
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ad it up
moveon reports that the grassroots support of its "bush in 30 seconds" ad for the superbowl has gained momentum. an email we received says:
or why not call cbs directly, at (212) 975-4321, and be sure to be polite!
moveon reports that the grassroots support of its "bush in 30 seconds" ad for the superbowl has gained momentum. an email we received says:
over the last four days, something incredible has happened. cbs has received over 340,000 emails and phone calls asking it to stop its censorship. clearly a huge number of us believe that cbs's refusal to run our voter fund ad, while allowing the bush white house to run an advocacy ad of its own, is just plain wrong.moveon has a letter you can send to cbs president les moonves (as always, we recommend you take advantage of their "personal message" option, to make the letter unique, and thusly harder to dismiss as a duplicate spam-astroturf product).
columnists and editorial pages are writing about it. and on monday, fcc commissioner michael copps issued a statement on it. these folks understand that this issue isn't just about our voter fund's ad -- an ad by people for the ethical treatment of animals was censored as well. at heart, it's about free speech. huge companies like cbs that control access to the publicly owned airwaves have to air opposing points of view.
or why not call cbs directly, at (212) 975-4321, and be sure to be polite!
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kerrying new hampshire
early returns at 5:15 real time show john kerry ahead of howard dean, 38% to 24%. the washpost sez:
stay tuned. or don't. cnn tv has already declared kerry the winner, so we can all watch judging amy tonight instead.
early returns at 5:15 real time show john kerry ahead of howard dean, 38% to 24%. the washpost sez:
with 16 percent of precincts reporting, kerry was leading dean by 38 percent to 24 percent. sen. john edwards (n.c.) and retired army gen. wesley k. clark were tied at 13 percent, and sen. joseph i. lieberman (conn.) was fifth at 10 percent.
stay tuned. or don't. cnn tv has already declared kerry the winner, so we can all watch judging amy tonight instead.
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good night
jack paar, the man who pretty much invented late night talk shows, has died at the age of 85. the nytimes tells us:
jack paar, the man who pretty much invented late night talk shows, has died at the age of 85. the nytimes tells us:
before jack paar, there were various variety shows doing the midnight watch," the critic john j. o'connor wrote in the new york times in 1997. "he simplified the format into a talk show, complete with the sofa-and-desk set that remains a fixture. his secret? interesting guests, far more so than the celebrity hordes working on product plugs today, and an uncanny ability to listen carefully and actually engage in clever and often witty conversation"...good night, jack.
"long before david letterman," [william] grimes continued, "mr. paar had an anarchic streak that inspired him to pair guests like liberace and cassius clay, or jayne mansfield and zsa zsa gabor, or to get in the ring with a professional wrestler, or to shuffle the cue cards in the middle of a robert goulet-judy garland duet"...
mr. paar's couch also became a launching pad for dozens of unknowns who would get national exposure on his show, among them bill cosby, mike nichols and elaine may, carol burnett, woody allen, the smothers brothers and godfrey cambridge. "everyone thinks ed sullivan discovered the beatles," mr. paar once complained. "that's not true. i had them on before he did. i did it because i thought they were funny, not because i liked the music. i'm a muzak kind of guy — my home's like living in an elevator."
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clark wins new hampshire
well, at least a little tiny part of it.
the insomniac citizens of the new hampshire towns of dixville notch and hart's location cast the first ballots of the first primary of the 2004 election at midnight this morning (last night?), and in a surprise upset, general wesley clark won the majority of the 31 votes. wmru-tv reports:
well, at least a little tiny part of it.
the insomniac citizens of the new hampshire towns of dixville notch and hart's location cast the first ballots of the first primary of the 2004 election at midnight this morning (last night?), and in a surprise upset, general wesley clark won the majority of the 31 votes. wmru-tv reports:
combined with the town of hart's location, clark received 14 votes. sen. john kerry was second with eight votes. former vermont gov. howard dean and sen. john edwards each received four votes, and sen. joe lieberman got one vote.it's an upset! no, wait, that's our stomach...
none of the other candidates received any votes.
in the last decade, only in the 1996 republican race did the state follow dixville notch's lead by also voting for bob dole in the primary.
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talk about eye-rony
thanks to phil's diary on the daily kos, we find this story about a kentuck state senator (repubbb, of course) whose wife is suing her doctor for the very kind of malpractice damages the senator is fighting to ban. the lexington herald leader reports:
cross posted on the american street.
thanks to phil's diary on the daily kos, we find this story about a kentuck state senator (repubbb, of course) whose wife is suing her doctor for the very kind of malpractice damages the senator is fighting to ban. the lexington herald leader reports:
while state senate president david williams is trying to limit jury awards in medical malpractice cases, his wife is suing a lexington ophthalmologist for unspecified damages and claiming that he impaired her vision…we wonder if the senator and his wife see eye to eye on this issue.
robyn williams, a russell county lawyer who married david williams last july, sued [dr. thomas] abell in taylor circuit court on oct. 25, 2002, claiming that eye surgery he performed on her in taylor county damaged her vision…
williams said yesterday that he has never talked to his wife's lawyer about the lawsuit or read its contents. he also said the suit does not contradict his legislation.
"all lawyers operate under the law that's in effect," he said. "i would think her lawyer would be guilty of malpractice himself if he didn't proceed under the laws that would avail her of any relief to which she is entitled."
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at last, a real repubbblican
take a look at the competition for awol's job from within the repubbblican party: jim taylor.
take a look at the competition for awol's job from within the repubbblican party: jim taylor.
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Monday, January 26, 2004
mumbling wolf blitzer
if you're here from this modern world, or atrios, or, cursor, or orcinus, or american politics journal, or anywhere else looking for the bit about wolf blitzer and awol, you want the post below titled finally, wolf was speechless.
if you're here from this modern world, or atrios, or, cursor, or orcinus, or american politics journal, or anywhere else looking for the bit about wolf blitzer and awol, you want the post below titled finally, wolf was speechless.
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but we had bad intelligence (fill in your own punchline, folks!)
it's official. david kay, a week after his resignation as the chief weapons inspector for the u.s., admits there's probably no wmd's to be found in iraq. even worse, he points the finger past awol to the intelligence agencies. the voice of america says
we wonder how blaming the intelligence communities will affect the demands for an inquiry into the plame affair.
it's official. david kay, a week after his resignation as the chief weapons inspector for the u.s., admits there's probably no wmd's to be found in iraq. even worse, he points the finger past awol to the intelligence agencies. the voice of america says
david kay, the outgoing chief u.s. weapons inspector in iraq says it is not likely that any large stockpiles of banned weapons will be found in iraq. mr. kay has blamed intelligence failures for what he now says is the mistaken belief that saddam hussein had chemical or biological weapons.but reuters points out that this turn of events and the worm leaves awol open to attacks, or at least a nasty scolding, from the dems:
the conclusions from david kay, who resigned last week as the chief u.s. weapons investigator in iraq, raised questions about the quality of u.s. intelligence before the war and whether the bush administration hyped it to justify its case for war against saddam hussein.
"this is another huge blow to the administration's trumped-up case for war in iraq," said massachusetts democratic sen. edward kennedy, who supports john kerry's campaign for the democratic presidential nomination...
democrats want an independent probe to look at what went wrong with u.s. intelligence and whether the bush administration manipulated it to justify an invasion.
we wonder how blaming the intelligence communities will affect the demands for an inquiry into the plame affair.
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the world needs more drunk kangaroos
thanks to reader and longtime contributer (and the very lovely) rose, we find the gray kangaroo cheap liquor filter, to make bad booze taste like booze that 's not so bad.
thanks to reader and longtime contributer (and the very lovely) rose, we find the gray kangaroo cheap liquor filter, to make bad booze taste like booze that 's not so bad.
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awol awol debunking debunked
orcinus does the best job of dissecting the current hoopla the media is making over michael moore's assertion that awol is a deserter and that gen. clark has not disassociated his campaign from the film maker's support.
david also does a great service to us all by re-examining the facts that led us here in the first place...ie, awol is awol.
we, however, would like to take a turn at pointing out the other side's dissembling in their support of awol. and it all comes down to one thing: nobody has ever unequivocably said "george w. bush without question fulfilled all his obligations to the texas air national guard (and thus, to his country) during his tour of duty in the 1970's."
if somebody were to actually make that statement and back it up with facts and cites and sources (including paperwork from the pentagon and tang) then all this brouhaha would die a deserved death.
but nobody has ever said anything so clear. the other side makes all kinds of inimations, and equivocating quibblings, implications and prevarications [ed. note: anybody with microsoft word 2000 should use that program's thesaurus to look up the word "prevaricate for a good laugh]. but never an on-the-nose statement of "bush did his duty. period."
take, for instance, factcheck.org. they are happy to jump on "moore is a shrill jerk" bandwagon, taking him to task for the using the word "deserter." but as orcinus points out, nobody got on anyone's case for calling clinton a "draft-dodger" which was technically as incorrect as moore's assertion.
factcheck also quotes other publications to bolster its case:
bill hobbs is even less specific. to him, and to most rightists, the fact that awol was given an honorable discharge means he fulfilled his obligations, and was never awol. of course! makes sense! the fact that he got into the tang over hundreds of people already on the list must mean he was way more qualified, too! and the fact that halliburton gets all those government contracts must mean they are the best ones to do the job! and the fact that richard mellon scaife is so rich must mean that his view of women being ostracized during menstruation is god's will!
in other words, to them, the end justifies the means. awol, the scion of a wealthy family, the son of an current ambassador who was a former congressman (soon to be the chairman of the rnc) must have achieved his accomplishments on his own, without anybody ever bending the rules for him.
they might be right. we are willing to concede they are. as soon as somebody in the national spotlight stops niggling gen. clark about somebody else's words, stops implying the charges are baseless and starts proving with paperwork that they are.
it's really that simple. show us the dd-214 that the democratic veteran talks about. show us the paperwork that records when awol made up his service. (we are not sure, but we believe that missing days have to be made up in the same quarter. anybody in the national guard out there to confirm/deny this?)
in other words, media, address the issue. prove your point. stop manipulating.
oh wait, who are we talking to? oh, right. that'll happen.
cross-posted on the american street and our daily kos diary.
orcinus does the best job of dissecting the current hoopla the media is making over michael moore's assertion that awol is a deserter and that gen. clark has not disassociated his campaign from the film maker's support.
david also does a great service to us all by re-examining the facts that led us here in the first place...ie, awol is awol.
we, however, would like to take a turn at pointing out the other side's dissembling in their support of awol. and it all comes down to one thing: nobody has ever unequivocably said "george w. bush without question fulfilled all his obligations to the texas air national guard (and thus, to his country) during his tour of duty in the 1970's."
if somebody were to actually make that statement and back it up with facts and cites and sources (including paperwork from the pentagon and tang) then all this brouhaha would die a deserved death.
but nobody has ever said anything so clear. the other side makes all kinds of inimations, and equivocating quibblings, implications and prevarications [ed. note: anybody with microsoft word 2000 should use that program's thesaurus to look up the word "prevaricate for a good laugh]. but never an on-the-nose statement of "bush did his duty. period."
take, for instance, factcheck.org. they are happy to jump on "moore is a shrill jerk" bandwagon, taking him to task for the using the word "deserter." but as orcinus points out, nobody got on anyone's case for calling clinton a "draft-dodger" which was technically as incorrect as moore's assertion.
factcheck also quotes other publications to bolster its case:
george magazine reported in october of 2000:the nytimes article uses the term "concerns [about bush going awol] may be unfounded" instead of "are unfounded." not very decisive. the post quote doesn't even address the issue. and while george magazine article does say up front that george w. bush did accumulate his days of service required. but unfortunately, no cites or sources are quoted. too bad we can't call up george's publisher and ask him! [ed. note: factcheck doesn't even provide links to those articles, the weasles!]
it's time to set the record straight . . . . bush may have received favorable treatment to get into the guard, served irregularly after the spring of 1972 and got an expedited discharge, but he did accumulate the days of service required of him for his ultimate honorable discharge.
the new york times reported nov. 3, 2000:
but a review of records by the new york times indicated that some of those concerns (about bush?s absence) may be unfounded . . . . a review by the times showed that after a seven-month gap, he appeared for duty in late november 1972 at least through july 1973.
the washington post also reviewed records and concluded:
it is safe to say that bush did very light duty in his last two years in the guard and that his superiors made it easy for him.
bill hobbs is even less specific. to him, and to most rightists, the fact that awol was given an honorable discharge means he fulfilled his obligations, and was never awol. of course! makes sense! the fact that he got into the tang over hundreds of people already on the list must mean he was way more qualified, too! and the fact that halliburton gets all those government contracts must mean they are the best ones to do the job! and the fact that richard mellon scaife is so rich must mean that his view of women being ostracized during menstruation is god's will!
in other words, to them, the end justifies the means. awol, the scion of a wealthy family, the son of an current ambassador who was a former congressman (soon to be the chairman of the rnc) must have achieved his accomplishments on his own, without anybody ever bending the rules for him.
they might be right. we are willing to concede they are. as soon as somebody in the national spotlight stops niggling gen. clark about somebody else's words, stops implying the charges are baseless and starts proving with paperwork that they are.
it's really that simple. show us the dd-214 that the democratic veteran talks about. show us the paperwork that records when awol made up his service. (we are not sure, but we believe that missing days have to be made up in the same quarter. anybody in the national guard out there to confirm/deny this?)
in other words, media, address the issue. prove your point. stop manipulating.
oh wait, who are we talking to? oh, right. that'll happen.
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class in blogtopia (yes! we coined that phrase!)
we wish we were as classy as tom tomorrow. he has endorsed the daily kos as the best blog about politics in the 4th annual weblog awards, even though tom's blog this modern world has been nominated in the same category. as tom states:
we wish we had that kind of integrity. if we did, we'd vote for somebody else other than ourselves as the most humorous blog in the koufax awards.
but we don't, so we won't. and instead, we urge all of you to go vote for us...and remember, skippy is spelled with no capital letters!
by the way, if speaking of tom's blog...if you're here from this modern world, or atrios, or, cursor, or orcinus, or american politics journal, or anywhere else looking for the bit about wolf blitzer and awol, you want the post below titled finally, wolf was speechless.
we wish we were as classy as tom tomorrow. he has endorsed the daily kos as the best blog about politics in the 4th annual weblog awards, even though tom's blog this modern world has been nominated in the same category. as tom states:
...seriously, no false modesty here. as a political blog, his is far and away a better site than my little vanity page here, and this contest has the lefty vote splitting three ways against one righty. so i'm stepping out of the race--if elected, i will not serve--and endorsing kos.now, that's class!
we wish we had that kind of integrity. if we did, we'd vote for somebody else other than ourselves as the most humorous blog in the koufax awards.
but we don't, so we won't. and instead, we urge all of you to go vote for us...and remember, skippy is spelled with no capital letters!
by the way, if speaking of tom's blog...if you're here from this modern world, or atrios, or, cursor, or orcinus, or american politics journal, or anywhere else looking for the bit about wolf blitzer and awol, you want the post below titled finally, wolf was speechless.
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lights! camera! reality!
gary denton sends of the easter lemming us this link to raw footage of dr. dean's iowa speech taken by one of the participants in the crowd. without the media filtering out the crowd noise, suddenly the context of where dean was coming from is very, very evident.
gary denton sends of the easter lemming us this link to raw footage of dr. dean's iowa speech taken by one of the participants in the crowd. without the media filtering out the crowd noise, suddenly the context of where dean was coming from is very, very evident.
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kerry me back to ol' new hampshire
remember the old saying in new hampshire, you can spackle us and you can grout us, but you can't caucus. [ed. note: what?]
the best part of the polls coming out of new hampshire this week is one by newsweek in which john kerry beats awol by three points.
even better, john kerry is not backing down on his earlier assertions that awol is awol. the nypost, of all places, reports:
cross-posted on the american street and our daily kos diary and american samizdat.
remember the old saying in new hampshire, you can spackle us and you can grout us, but you can't caucus. [ed. note: what?]
the best part of the polls coming out of new hampshire this week is one by newsweek in which john kerry beats awol by three points.
overall, 52 percent of those polled by newsweek say they would not like to see bush serve a second term, compared to 44 percent who want to see him win again in november. as a result, kerry is enjoying a marginal advantage over bush, a first for the poll. forty-nine percent of registered voters chose kerry, compared to 46 percent who re-elected bush. in fact, all democrats are polling better against bush, perhaps due to increased media attention to their primary horserace: clark gets 47 percent of voters’ choice compared to 48 percent from bush; edwards has 46 percent compared to bush’s 49; leiberman wins 45 percent versus bush’s 49 percent; and dean fares the worst with 45 percent of their votes to bush’s 50 percent.[ed. note: great internet poll on that page! go take it!]
even better, john kerry is not backing down on his earlier assertions that awol is awol. the nypost, of all places, reports:
when vietnam veteran kerry, who tried to cut a macho image yesterday by playing in an ice hockey game with some former boston bruins players, was asked about moore's harsh attack, he said it was "over-the-top language."so do we.
but in 2000, kerry lashed out: "those of us who were in the military wonder how it is that someone [bush] who is supposedly serving on active duty having taken that oath can miss a whole year of service without even explaining where it went."
asked if kerry still believes that, spokeswoman stephanie cutter replied: "he stands by that statement."
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glad we captured saddam part nine
another helicopter has been shot down in iraq, and the two pilots are missing. cnn reports:
and cbs tells us, in their report 5 gi's die in iraq attacks:
another helicopter has been shot down in iraq, and the two pilots are missing. cnn reports:
two pilots of a crashed u.s. army helicopter were missing sunday, after they crashed into the tigris river near downtown mosul in northern iraq, a u.s. military source said.
the oh-58 kiowa warrior helicopter was on a search-and-rescue mission for a another u.s. soldier who was reported missing after his patrol boat capsized.
two iraqi police officers and an iraqi translator were killed and three u.s. soldiers were rescued in the boat incident.
military officials said an investigation was under way into the cause of the helicopter crash.
and cbs tells us, in their report 5 gi's die in iraq attacks:
cbs news correspondent allen pizzey says, despite recent claims by u.s. commanders that attacks on coalition forces in iraq are getting less frequent, "the attacks are becoming more frequent and more brutal."
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you blog us! you really blog us!
the entire staff at skippy international are as giddy as australian school girls on their way to a picnic at black rock, because your votes (which we shamelessly trolled for at every chance) put us into the finals of the koufax awards over at wampum blog.
so please go over and vote for us as the most humorous blog. or you can email marybeth or dwight (who have done such a grand job creating, facilitating and moderating the koufax awards) with your vote.
remember, skippy is spelled without capital letters!
(thanks to our good buddy talkleft for the heads up, and we voted for her as the best single issue blog! we'd love it if you did the same!)
the entire staff at skippy international are as giddy as australian school girls on their way to a picnic at black rock, because your votes (which we shamelessly trolled for at every chance) put us into the finals of the koufax awards over at wampum blog.
so please go over and vote for us as the most humorous blog. or you can email marybeth or dwight (who have done such a grand job creating, facilitating and moderating the koufax awards) with your vote.
remember, skippy is spelled without capital letters!
(thanks to our good buddy talkleft for the heads up, and we voted for her as the best single issue blog! we'd love it if you did the same!)
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Saturday, January 24, 2004
send your prayers steve's way
kos regular and blogger extraordinaire steve gilliard has fallen seriously ill and needs surgery. please think good thoughts about the outcome.
kos regular and blogger extraordinaire steve gilliard has fallen seriously ill and needs surgery. please think good thoughts about the outcome.
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and we would like to thank you all for kindly dropping in
welcome to our humble blog. if you're here from atrios, or tom tomorrow, or cursor, or orcinus, or american politics journal, or anywhere else looking for the bit about wolf blitzer and awol, you want the post below titled finally, wolf was speechless.
if you're here looking for good music, click this.
welcome to our humble blog. if you're here from atrios, or tom tomorrow, or cursor, or orcinus, or american politics journal, or anywhere else looking for the bit about wolf blitzer and awol, you want the post below titled finally, wolf was speechless.
if you're here looking for good music, click this.
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more on awol being awol
we wrote our good buddy the democratic veteran a few days ago when this whole "did he or didn't he" story about awol's military service started getting noticed again.
we remembered a post on the demvet blog a while ago about some sort of form or paper everyone gets when they are discharged from military service, basically outlining what that service entailed.
demvet wrote us back:
here's the democratic veteran's post explaining it.
we wrote our good buddy the democratic veteran a few days ago when this whole "did he or didn't he" story about awol's military service started getting noticed again.
we remembered a post on the demvet blog a while ago about some sort of form or paper everyone gets when they are discharged from military service, basically outlining what that service entailed.
demvet wrote us back:
i am soooo excited to see this starting to get some traction on the news and especially here in blogtopia! as i have pointed out last night, and before, the awol issue is good, but not getting a flight physical is better, because all the documentation exists that he disobeyed the orders.
everyone leaves the service with a dd-214. it proves and characterizes a service members time spent in the miilitary. back when prez awol would have gotten one, it might have shown an "honorable" discharge but the seperation program number told a different story. right after the five fools awarded chimpy the election the pentagon website with the spns went dark. how convenient.
here's the democratic veteran's post explaining it.
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cue herve villachez: de plame! de plame!
thanks to cursor, we find this nytimes piece stating that former intelligence officers are demanding a congressional investigation into the valerie plame affair:
thanks to cursor, we find this nytimes piece stating that former intelligence officers are demanding a congressional investigation into the valerie plame affair:
their request, outlined in a letter on tuesday to speaker j. dennis hastert and others, reflects discontent and unrest within the intelligence services about the affair, along with concern that a four-month-old justice department investigation into the matter may never identify who was behind the disclosure. the syndicated columnist robert novak, who first identified ms. plame as a c.i.a. officer in a column last july, has identified his sources only as bush administration officials, and the justice department inquiry has not yet produced any public findings.we may not be officers, or even that intelligent, but we heartily agree.
it is unusual for former intelligence officers to petition congress on a matter like this. the unmasking of ms. plame is viewed within spy circles as an unforgivable breach of secrecy that must be exhaustively investigated and prosecuted, current and former intelligence officials say.
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good thing we caught saddam after the kurds let him go part eight
it has not been a good week for u.s. troops in iraq (or for iraqi's either, for that matter).
another helicopter went down, killing two u.s. soldiers in northern iraq, says the upi.
a roadside bomb exploded near fallujah today, killing two u.s. soldiers, says the asspress.
a car bomb exploded outside of a u.s. military base in khaldiya, west of baghdad, killing five u.s. troops, says reuters, which also points out an earlier attack that left several iraqi's dead:
it has not been a good week for u.s. troops in iraq (or for iraqi's either, for that matter).
another helicopter went down, killing two u.s. soldiers in northern iraq, says the upi.
a roadside bomb exploded near fallujah today, killing two u.s. soldiers, says the asspress.
a car bomb exploded outside of a u.s. military base in khaldiya, west of baghdad, killing five u.s. troops, says reuters, which also points out an earlier attack that left several iraqi's dead:
earlier on saturday a bomb exploded in samarra, killing four iraqis and wounding 40 people, including seven u.s. soldiers who were slightly hurt.
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baa baa black sheep
bj over at the stoutdemblog muses about the media trying to "mix it up" between clark and dean.
bj over at the stoutdemblog muses about the media trying to "mix it up" between clark and dean.
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you got president!
reader and contributor tekflower sends us this link to the aol/time president match.
reader and contributor tekflower sends us this link to the aol/time president match.
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here's an impeachy idea
bob fertik of democrats.com sent us an email alerting us to their attempt to organize nation-wide meetups to impeach awol, this monday next at 7 pm.
the meet-ups are the fourth monday of every month, and you can register to find the closest one to you (or to organize one yourself)!
they provide a handy petition (available via impeach central) for everyone to sign, calling for the impeachment of awol and vp dick!
bob fertik of democrats.com sent us an email alerting us to their attempt to organize nation-wide meetups to impeach awol, this monday next at 7 pm.
the meet-ups are the fourth monday of every month, and you can register to find the closest one to you (or to organize one yourself)!
they provide a handy petition (available via impeach central) for everyone to sign, calling for the impeachment of awol and vp dick!
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Friday, January 23, 2004
finally, wolf was speechless
we were watching "isn't my beard cute" with wolf blitzer today on cnn [ed. note: great poll to freep on that page, go vote now!], and the various guests included jamie rubin, former state department spokesman for the clinton administration, now endorsing general wesley clark.
herr blitzer was trying to stir things up without actually talking about substantive issues, as is his wont, when he asked about michael moore's endorsement of clark.
wolf mentioned that moore insists that awol is in fact a deserter, but gen. clark has not made a statement one way or the other about it.
he asked jamie about this fact. jamie replied that the general does not consider that an issue to be concerned with, and has not looked into the accusations.
wolf asked jamie directly: "do you believe it?"
jamie fired back: "i haven't looked into it either. have you?"
imagine! asking a journalist if he has researched the facts about a point he's making!!
wolf, taken aback for a second, could only mumble "i'm asking the questions here." meaning of course, no, he hasn't done any investigative work into the very issue he's bandying about to try to trip up candidates.
then he muttered a quick "we'll be right back after this."
it was a thing of beauty.
cross-posted on the american street and our kos daily diary (with a great poll, go take it!)
addendum: david neiwert of orcinus delves further into both clark and moore on awol, including moore's response to peter jennings' similar question during the nh debate, and martin heldt's invaluable website.
double addendum: thanks for the hits, atrios!
triple addendum: thanks to cursor.org, we find intervention magazine pointing out that
quadruple addendum: and the hits just keep on coming! big thanks to you, too, tom tomorrow!
quintupple addendum: thanks to you kids at american politics journal for the hits, as well!
we were watching "isn't my beard cute" with wolf blitzer today on cnn [ed. note: great poll to freep on that page, go vote now!], and the various guests included jamie rubin, former state department spokesman for the clinton administration, now endorsing general wesley clark.
herr blitzer was trying to stir things up without actually talking about substantive issues, as is his wont, when he asked about michael moore's endorsement of clark.
wolf mentioned that moore insists that awol is in fact a deserter, but gen. clark has not made a statement one way or the other about it.
he asked jamie about this fact. jamie replied that the general does not consider that an issue to be concerned with, and has not looked into the accusations.
wolf asked jamie directly: "do you believe it?"
jamie fired back: "i haven't looked into it either. have you?"
imagine! asking a journalist if he has researched the facts about a point he's making!!
wolf, taken aback for a second, could only mumble "i'm asking the questions here." meaning of course, no, he hasn't done any investigative work into the very issue he's bandying about to try to trip up candidates.
then he muttered a quick "we'll be right back after this."
it was a thing of beauty.
cross-posted on the american street and our kos daily diary (with a great poll, go take it!)
addendum: david neiwert of orcinus delves further into both clark and moore on awol, including moore's response to peter jennings' similar question during the nh debate, and martin heldt's invaluable website.
double addendum: thanks for the hits, atrios!
triple addendum: thanks to cursor.org, we find intervention magazine pointing out that
lt. george w. bush's october 1, 1973 discharge papers from the texas air national guard reveal that, although under the guard rules he had originally signed up for six years of service obligation, this fighter jet pilot had only "completed 5 years, 4 months, and 5 days toward this obligation.…" signed by his commanding officer major rufus martin, bush's discharge papers also note that at the time of his discharge he was "not available for [his ] signature."also, thanks for the hits to you, too, cursor!
quadruple addendum: and the hits just keep on coming! big thanks to you, too, tom tomorrow!
quintupple addendum: thanks to you kids at american politics journal for the hits, as well!
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remixed nuts
thanks to atrios, here's an entire page of "dean scream remixes" (our favorite, of course, is dr. dean singing "the immigrant song" with led zepplin).
speaking of crazy people, dean appeared on the letterman show last night with the "top ten ways i, howard dean, can turn things around." some of our favorites:
thanks to atrios, here's an entire page of "dean scream remixes" (our favorite, of course, is dr. dean singing "the immigrant song" with led zepplin).
speaking of crazy people, dean appeared on the letterman show last night with the "top ten ways i, howard dean, can turn things around." some of our favorites:
10. "switch to decaf"
8. "marry rachel on final episode of 'friends'"
4. "start working out and speaking with austrian accent"
2. "fire the staffer who suggested we do this lousy top ten list instead of actually campaigning"
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just plame wrong
the grand jury in the valery plame affair has begun to hear testimony, according to time.
the grand jury in the valery plame affair has begun to hear testimony, according to time.
prosecutors are believed to be starting with third-party witnesses, people who were not directly involved in the leak of plame's identity. plame's husband, former ambassador joseph wilson, claims that the leak was an act of retaliation against him for undercutting bush's weapons-of-mass-destruction rationale for going to war in iraq. soon enough, witnesses with more direct knowledge will be called to testify, and a decision to subpoena journalists for their testimony will also be made. in december, the fbi asked some administration staffers to sign a waiver releasing reporters from confidentiality agreements in connection with any conversations they had about the wilson affair. novak's attorney, jim hamilton, had no comment about the latest developments.
grand juries aren't always used in criminal probes, but they are the preferred way to go in cases with potential political fallout, if only to lend credibility to the result...
a huge unanswered question in this case is whether the leaker or leakers knew that plame was undercover when they gave her identity away. that is a necessary element for any indictment for leaking the name of a covert agent. however, charges could also be brought for making false statements to the fbi, if a guilty party has falsely claimed innocence in interviews with government agents.
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all kangaroos mourn
not only kangaroos, but anybody who was a child in the 50's and 60's are saddened today, as bob keeshan, the man known to millions as captain kangaroo, passed away at age 75. the latimes says
being the captain of all kangaroos, mr. keeshan's passing especially saddens skippy, and indeed, marsuipals everywhere (possums included).
in a prepared statement from the two longtime co-workers of the captain, mr. moose expressed remorse, and bunny rabbit asked that in lieu of flowers, people send carrots.
also gone to the great stage in the sky: tap dancer extraordinaire ann miller, who died at 81. the washpost reports
not only kangaroos, but anybody who was a child in the 50's and 60's are saddened today, as bob keeshan, the man known to millions as captain kangaroo, passed away at age 75. the latimes says
keeshan's "captain kangaroo" premiered on cbs in 1955 and ran for 30 years before moving to public television for six more. it was wildly popular among children and won six emmy awards, three gabriels and three peabody awards.also, to make aging baby boomers feel really nostaligic, mr. keeshan was the original clarabelle the clown on the howdy doody show.
the format was simple: each day, captain kangaroo, with his sugar-bowl haircut and uniform coat, would wander through his treasure house, chatting with his good friend mr. green jeans, played by hugh "lumpy" brannum.
being the captain of all kangaroos, mr. keeshan's passing especially saddens skippy, and indeed, marsuipals everywhere (possums included).
in a prepared statement from the two longtime co-workers of the captain, mr. moose expressed remorse, and bunny rabbit asked that in lieu of flowers, people send carrots.
also gone to the great stage in the sky: tap dancer extraordinaire ann miller, who died at 81. the washpost reports
metro-goldwyn-mayer made the greatest movie musicals of the period, and that is where, starting in the late 1940s, ms. miller had her most memorable roles. in flashy specialty numbers with choreography by stanley donen, busby berkeley and hermes pan, ms. miller paired with fred astaire, gene kelly and other dance legends.rest in peace, ann and the captain.
when cyd charisse tore a tendon, ms. miller replaced her in "easter parade" (1948). she played a broadway hoofer who leaves astaire when she has a shot at stardom and then tries to win him back. she danced a memorable solo version of "shakin' the blues away," one of the many irving berlin songs in the film.
that was followed by "on the town" (1949), in which she portrayed an anthropology student who does a startling native dance in a museum.
in two other well-regarded musicals, she did knockout novelty numbers: in "kiss me kate" (1953), she sings "too darn hot" as she taps around a living room; in "small town girl" (1953), she dances the tap sequence "i gotta hear that beat" while whirling around musical instruments peaking out from the surface of the stage.
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fanmail from some flouder?
our lovely reader and frequent contributor rose sends us links to the mister pants blog, who touts al franken.
and a friend of ours from long ago lets us know we can all get our name on a cd being shot into space on a nasa probe that will hit an oncoming comet and burn up in space. and, it's free!
our lovely reader and frequent contributor rose sends us links to the mister pants blog, who touts al franken.
and a friend of ours from long ago lets us know we can all get our name on a cd being shot into space on a nasa probe that will hit an oncoming comet and burn up in space. and, it's free!
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Thursday, January 22, 2004
real life wins again
we're sorry, but real life concerns (and a very slow blogger website) today made it difficult for the staff at skippy international to do much research into the news. thusly we take a page from our favorite prolific blogger, and give you snatches of what everyone else is doing.
read on, macduff!
we're sorry, but real life concerns (and a very slow blogger website) today made it difficult for the staff at skippy international to do much research into the news. thusly we take a page from our favorite prolific blogger, and give you snatches of what everyone else is doing.
read on, macduff!
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would roosevelt have had fireside blogs?
finally! the world gets to hear atrios and talkleft on the actual radio! (the bad news is, andrew sullivan will also be there).
talkleft has the details about this sunday's npr program with christopher lydon discussing exclusively blogging and its effect on the radio...or something.
we'll be listening!
finally! the world gets to hear atrios and talkleft on the actual radio! (the bad news is, andrew sullivan will also be there).
talkleft has the details about this sunday's npr program with christopher lydon discussing exclusively blogging and its effect on the radio...or something.
we'll be listening!
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but she can still drink them under the table
t-bogg reports that barbara bush is not invited to join the skull and bones secret society, thus breaking a long tradition of rich white condescending elitists named bush in that hallowed club.
t-bogg reports that barbara bush is not invited to join the skull and bones secret society, thus breaking a long tradition of rich white condescending elitists named bush in that hallowed club.
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but at least there ain't no beer in jail!
the democratic veteran rues the irony that jankalow gets only 100 days for killing a man, but martha stewart faces at least a year in jail and hefty fines.
the democratic veteran rues the irony that jankalow gets only 100 days for killing a man, but martha stewart faces at least a year in jail and hefty fines.
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and he can't even spell it
over at ampoljo, jeff koopersmith talks about the audacity of awol:
over at ampoljo, jeff koopersmith talks about the audacity of awol:
take note that the fingerprints of karen hughes -- originally banished to texas for good reason but now back like a bad penny -- were all over this speech, fingerprints that give the lie to the rumors that she is bright. hughes made an unusual appearance last night on the pbs news hour and, despite her high-cheekboned, a-little-too-healthy good looks, sounded more like a sixth grade teacher than the mood-maker she is touted to be.
yet it was clear that she had the last word, trumping even karl rove, the president's trusted propaganda minister.
as a direct result, the speech stunk like a texas cow pie.
hughes must have come up with the expression ""weapons-of-mass-destruction-related program activities."
what the hell is that supposed to mean? the inanity of a statement alone is the ultimate in wood-worminess, the acme of abuse, maltreatment of the american people's trust and patience -- not to mention wholesale rape of the english language.
and these people who run our nation truly believe they can get away with this?
it boggles the mind -- the entire body, for that matter.
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the rich, they are different than you and me...they suck!
over at suckful, guest poster vic shystee offers some new reality shows for next season...all about being rich!
over at suckful, guest poster vic shystee offers some new reality shows for next season...all about being rich!
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mad about the media
spade hammer is hoppin' mad about the "dean is angry" meme the corporate repubbblican media is shoving down america's throats. (does this mean we can't elect spade hammer president?)
spade hammer is hoppin' mad about the "dean is angry" meme the corporate repubbblican media is shoving down america's throats. (does this mean we can't elect spade hammer president?)
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Wednesday, January 21, 2004
sotu? ptui!
one only need to look to cursor.org to find the best analyses of last night's state of the awol address:
the palm beach post points out that 9/11 is low on the white house priority list.
the washpost points out that nothing awol said about the wmd's in iraq turned out to be true.
david corn in the nation says that, contrary to the sotu, the link between al qaeda and iraq is harder to prove now more than ever.
the baltimore daily sun awol should "level" with the american people about iraq.
slate noticed that awol actually stopped "pretending that he cares about the environment."
our blog buddy south knox bubba found the whole thing "just...weird."
and tom shales doesn't like a "cocky" president, and thought the sotu itself was "long on long, short on lofty."
once again, cursor finds the best of the dead trees and blogtopia (y!wctp!) media. visit them often.
one only need to look to cursor.org to find the best analyses of last night's state of the awol address:
the palm beach post points out that 9/11 is low on the white house priority list.
the washpost points out that nothing awol said about the wmd's in iraq turned out to be true.
david corn in the nation says that, contrary to the sotu, the link between al qaeda and iraq is harder to prove now more than ever.
the baltimore daily sun awol should "level" with the american people about iraq.
slate noticed that awol actually stopped "pretending that he cares about the environment."
our blog buddy south knox bubba found the whole thing "just...weird."
and tom shales doesn't like a "cocky" president, and thought the sotu itself was "long on long, short on lofty."
once again, cursor finds the best of the dead trees and blogtopia (y!wctp!) media. visit them often.
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do we need two-for-one coupons to get rid of cheney, too?
found on a kos diary: a new website dedicated to getting rid of awol by simply shopping (mrs. skippy would love that!)
shoptodropbush purports to send commissions to moveon.org from every purchase made through their website. (their example: subscribe to utne reader and 35% of the subscription price will go to moveon! you can't beat that!)
neither the kos diary nor we make any representations as to the validity or effectiveness of shoptodropbush. but hey, we can dream, can't we?
found on a kos diary: a new website dedicated to getting rid of awol by simply shopping (mrs. skippy would love that!)
shoptodropbush purports to send commissions to moveon.org from every purchase made through their website. (their example: subscribe to utne reader and 35% of the subscription price will go to moveon! you can't beat that!)
neither the kos diary nor we make any representations as to the validity or effectiveness of shoptodropbush. but hey, we can dream, can't we?
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back to norml
kris krane of norml sends us an email touting an action alert for cbs's plans to air ant-marijuana ads during the superbowl.
[ed. note: must find out what ever would cause the national organization for the reform of marijuana laws to think skippy might be interested. perhaps it this blog's penchant for progressive causes...and munchies...and...what else? uh.......]
those of you who followed moveon's attempt to get an anti-awol ad on the superbowl are familar with cbs's policy to, quote, not air issue-oriented ads, unquote.
thusly, norml wants to know why cbs doesn't consider anti-marijuana spots to be "issue-oriented." as the action alert page says,
skippy, of course, having been in advertising himself, can tell you the real reason for cbs's stand: the suits don't want to piss off the competing product, beer. but don't let that stop you from writing a letter letting them know how you feel.
this bud's for you!
addendum: the horse has some cbs addresses to use to write them letters:
and the horse suggests you write cbs news and ask them why they haven't reported on this obvious conflict of interest:
kris krane of norml sends us an email touting an action alert for cbs's plans to air ant-marijuana ads during the superbowl.
[ed. note: must find out what ever would cause the national organization for the reform of marijuana laws to think skippy might be interested. perhaps it this blog's penchant for progressive causes...and munchies...and...what else? uh.......]
those of you who followed moveon's attempt to get an anti-awol ad on the superbowl are familar with cbs's policy to, quote, not air issue-oriented ads, unquote.
thusly, norml wants to know why cbs doesn't consider anti-marijuana spots to be "issue-oriented." as the action alert page says,
if cbs is to be consistent, then they must also adhere to this policy when it comes to the [office of national drug control policy’s] ads. marijuana decriminalization currently enjoys 72% support among the american public, according to the latest cnn/time polling data. clearly this is a "controversial issue of public importance" that divides american public opinion, and any public service announcement on the subject that promotes only one side of this issue must be considered an issue ad.norml has a pre-written letter that they will send in your name to the the bastards at cbs decrying this hypocrisy, only they phrase it more politely. as usual, we suggest you modify the letter slightly in your words, especially the beginning paragraph, so it doesn't come across like mass mailings from a crackpot.
clearly cbs only applies this standard to issue ads that they disagree with. for example, the network accepted a super bowl ad that discourages tobacco smoking and one from the american legacy foundation encouraging "lifestyle choices" for teenagers, in addition to the ondcp anti-marijuana ads.
skippy, of course, having been in advertising himself, can tell you the real reason for cbs's stand: the suits don't want to piss off the competing product, beer. but don't let that stop you from writing a letter letting them know how you feel.
this bud's for you!
addendum: the horse has some cbs addresses to use to write them letters:
cbs television networkor you can email them
51 w. 52nd st.
new york, ny 10019
(212) 975-4321
and the horse suggests you write cbs news and ask them why they haven't reported on this obvious conflict of interest:
cbs news
555 w. 57th st.
new york, ny 10019
(212) 975-4114
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freep the beard!
well, not specifically wolf "i vas only following orders" blizter. but there's a poll at the bottom right of the cnn front page, go vote now!
(link courtesy of atrios!)
well, not specifically wolf "i vas only following orders" blizter. but there's a poll at the bottom right of the cnn front page, go vote now!
(link courtesy of atrios!)
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what's a ten letter word for "complete idiot"? there's a "w" in the middle of it..."
our blog buddy mad kane is proud to present her first interactive cross word puzzle based on last night's sotu. now, all true progressives out to be able to do it in pen!
our blog buddy mad kane is proud to present her first interactive cross word puzzle based on last night's sotu. now, all true progressives out to be able to do it in pen!
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you may want a second opinion, doctor
liberal oasis provides an interesting analysis of what happened in iowa to people-powered howard. among other points:
liberal oasis provides an interesting analysis of what happened in iowa to people-powered howard. among other points:
and while it’s very difficult to determine exactly what iowa turned on, since so much was happening all at once, it seems that dean allowed a thin skin to show at exactly the wrong time.liberal oasis makes a good point, in that now the other candidates will begin to feel the heat of relentless attacks from within and without. who will hold up? who will wither? and who will tell joe lieberman that dennis kucinish has a better chance of getting the nomination than he does?
in fact, that’s what dean’s team seems to think, according to today’s usa today:
…dean was thrown off balance by a barrage of criticism in debates and tv ads from other campaigns.
aides say the low point came nine days ago, when dean lost his temper with an elderly man who praised bush at length at a town-hall meeting.
"you sit down," dean barked, a moment that was aired on local tv. "you had your say, and now i'm going to have my say."
lo would add that soon after that, dean said, “i'm going after everybody because i'm tired of being the pin cushion here.”
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more of the same
the dem candidates, after a rousing fight in iowa, were not impressed with awol's sotu speech, says cnn:
the dem candidates, after a rousing fight in iowa, were not impressed with awol's sotu speech, says cnn:
"last month the goal of this administration was to create 250,000 jobs. they created 1,000 jobs -- 249,000 short," kerry said. "a lot of people have even left the market and aren't measured anymore as the unemployed because they're not trying to find jobs. i don't think the president laid the agenda that gets america moving again tonight."we'd have to agree.
"hardworking americans will see through this president's effort to wrap his radical agenda with a compassionate ribbon," former vermont gov. howard dean, the third-place finisher in the iowa caucuses, told the associated press.
it's all smoke and mirrors designed to hide the stark fact that he has no real plan for our future," retired gen. wesley clark, also in the democratic presidential race, told ap.
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Tuesday, January 20, 2004
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at your service
thanks to nathan newman, the good folks at the service employees international union emailed us to let us know they've got a new blog, called fight for the future.
thanks to nathan newman, the good folks at the service employees international union emailed us to let us know they've got a new blog, called fight for the future.
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help the animals for free
a friend of ours in florida sends us this missive, concerning the animal rescue site:
a friend of ours in florida sends us this missive, concerning the animal rescue site:
please tell ten friends to tell ten today! the animal rescue site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily to meet their quota of getting free food donated every day to abused and neglected animals. it takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on "feed an animal in need" for free. this doesn't cost you a thing. their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. here's the web site! pass it along to people you know.
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get on your harley
we are fans of harley sorenson, columnist in the sfchron. we are especially taken with this week's column fear trumps freedom in a perpetual war.
we are fans of harley sorenson, columnist in the sfchron. we are especially taken with this week's column fear trumps freedom in a perpetual war.
so we have agreed to airport searches, and, soon, to government-issued travel documents. we have agreed to let our federal law-enforcement agents scour the world for would-be terrorists and bring them to the guantánamo u.s. naval base, our foothold on cuba, for indefinite "investigation."(thanks and a tip of the bush kangaroo hat to our buds at resident bush!)
we have agreed to secret trials and even to no trials for people mr. bush decides are "enemy combatants."
we are now, like nazi germany before us, like the old soviet union, like iran in the days of our good buddy, the shah, content to have people "disappear," as long as they have arabic-sounding names.
torture has become an acceptable tool of interrogation for us. when we use it ourselves, it's usually "mere" mental torture, primarily sleep deprivation. if we feel more intensely physical methods are called for, we farm out our interrogations to governments less squeamish than ours.
so, while we're protecting american lives, we are destroying american values.
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change of address
apparently we are the only ones in blogtopia (y!wctp!) who didn't realize that maxspeak has moved to a new url! make a note of it, if you havne't already!
apparently we are the only ones in blogtopia (y!wctp!) who didn't realize that maxspeak has moved to a new url! make a note of it, if you havne't already!
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doin' the vatican rag
kudos to the biomes blog for finding mike stanfill's flash animation of "the elements" by tom lehrer.
mike is kind enough to link us to all of mr. lehrer's recordings (all six of them) available at amazon.com.
for those of you who think adam sandler is funny, we can inform you that tom lehrer was a mathematics professor at, among other two-bit schools, wellsley, mit and harvard, back in the 50's.
for some unknown but wonderful reason, prof. lehrer decided to try his hand at writing and performing socially satirical songs. for a brief period in the late 50's and early 60's, he turned out some wonderfully wacky and terribly astute original pieces about the politics and social mores of the day.
for you kids out there, you may be familar with tom's later work on the electric company: "who can turn a can into a cane? who can turn a pan, into a pane? it's elementary, it's silent e!"
he was a staple on the political satire show that was the week that was, sort of a weekly "the daily show," only with less smarminess.
for reasons as known as those concerning why he began a career as a comic singer, he ended it, leaving us with only a few recordings of hilarity.
perhaps the songs don't stand up as well today. however, with the idea of nuclear terrorism and religious pomposity shoved in our faces so much, we'd wager his hit "we'll all go together when we go" still would resonate with today's audiences. and let's not forget the dahmer-prescient "i hold your hand in mine," which echoes hannibal lechter many years before thomas cook even thought of him.
but for our money, lehrer's masterpiece was "the vatican rag," a comic take on the catholic church's attempt to modernize its canon, and thus encourage more people to attend services:
for those interested in ancient history, mr. lehrer's stuff is still available on amazon. and mike stanfill's page tells us all proceeds from the sales of mr. lehrer's cd's and books will go to progressive site, such as moveon, doctors without borders and the aclu.
who knew he was even still alive?
kudos to the biomes blog for finding mike stanfill's flash animation of "the elements" by tom lehrer.
mike is kind enough to link us to all of mr. lehrer's recordings (all six of them) available at amazon.com.
for those of you who think adam sandler is funny, we can inform you that tom lehrer was a mathematics professor at, among other two-bit schools, wellsley, mit and harvard, back in the 50's.
for some unknown but wonderful reason, prof. lehrer decided to try his hand at writing and performing socially satirical songs. for a brief period in the late 50's and early 60's, he turned out some wonderfully wacky and terribly astute original pieces about the politics and social mores of the day.
for you kids out there, you may be familar with tom's later work on the electric company: "who can turn a can into a cane? who can turn a pan, into a pane? it's elementary, it's silent e!"
he was a staple on the political satire show that was the week that was, sort of a weekly "the daily show," only with less smarminess.
for reasons as known as those concerning why he began a career as a comic singer, he ended it, leaving us with only a few recordings of hilarity.
perhaps the songs don't stand up as well today. however, with the idea of nuclear terrorism and religious pomposity shoved in our faces so much, we'd wager his hit "we'll all go together when we go" still would resonate with today's audiences. and let's not forget the dahmer-prescient "i hold your hand in mine," which echoes hannibal lechter many years before thomas cook even thought of him.
but for our money, lehrer's masterpiece was "the vatican rag," a comic take on the catholic church's attempt to modernize its canon, and thus encourage more people to attend services:
first you get down on your knees,
fiddle with your rosaries,
bow your head with great respect,
and genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!
do whatever steps you want if
you have cleared them with the pontiff.
everybody say his own
kyrie eleison,
doin' the vatican rag….
make a cross on your abdomen,
when in rome do like a roman;
ave maria,
gee, it's good to see ya.
gettin' ecstatic an' sorta dramatic an'
doin' the vatican rag!
for those interested in ancient history, mr. lehrer's stuff is still available on amazon. and mike stanfill's page tells us all proceeds from the sales of mr. lehrer's cd's and books will go to progressive site, such as moveon, doctors without borders and the aclu.
who knew he was even still alive?
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freep aol
aol users, take this poll asking why dean finished third (and also why edwards did so well).
aol users, take this poll asking why dean finished third (and also why edwards did so well).
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remember when straight meant a line?
steve young at ampoljo tells us that heterosexual marriage may be to blame for gay marriage. and while you're at ampoljo, check out jeff koopersmith's musings, on why dean lost (labor, the ill-fitting clothes, the wood-chuck smile...for starters).
steve young at ampoljo tells us that heterosexual marriage may be to blame for gay marriage. and while you're at ampoljo, check out jeff koopersmith's musings, on why dean lost (labor, the ill-fitting clothes, the wood-chuck smile...for starters).
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follow the leaderboard
if you've just tuned into our blog during the iowa caucuses, you may want to take a gander at the leaderboard.
if you've just tuned into our blog during the iowa caucuses, you may want to take a gander at the leaderboard.
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rico suave
you may remember a couple of months ago that ellen mariani, the widow of one of the 9/11 victims, filed a lawsuit against awol.
our buds at resident bush have directed us to the website outlining the suit, which is holding awol accountable under, of all things, the rico act (no, it's not the stage show by has-been gerardo). the rico act (racketeer influenced and corrupt organizations) is usually used against organized crime; we know, we know, how could anything awol's connected with be considered organized? but remember, karl rove is involved, too.
from the press release accompanying the filing of this suit:
you may remember a couple of months ago that ellen mariani, the widow of one of the 9/11 victims, filed a lawsuit against awol.
our buds at resident bush have directed us to the website outlining the suit, which is holding awol accountable under, of all things, the rico act (no, it's not the stage show by has-been gerardo). the rico act (racketeer influenced and corrupt organizations) is usually used against organized crime; we know, we know, how could anything awol's connected with be considered organized? but remember, karl rove is involved, too.
from the press release accompanying the filing of this suit:
mrs. mariani was the first victim family member to bring civil action regarding the events of 911 against united airlines. since then, the “truth” of 911 has not been forthcoming and mrs. mariani, for the good of her country, now seeks the truth via this courageous action under the rico act.
berg said: “the events surrounding "911" to date have yet to be uncovered.
while america was under attack, for approximately the next seven (7) to eighteen (18) minutes defendant gwb continues to listen to the goat story while plaintiff's husband was just murdered and does not immediately assume his duties as commander-in-chief of the united states armed forces.
plaintiff, with her amended complaint intends to expose the truth to remember the dead and to prevent continued deaths of american military personnel due to president bush's "failure to act and prevent" the worst attacks on our nation since pearl harbor.
plaintiff hereby asserts defendants, officially and individually are exclusively liable to answer the counts in this complaint under the united states constitution and provisions of the 18 u.s.c. § 1964(a) and (c), racketeer influenced and corrupt organizations act (hereinafter "rico act") for "failing to act and prevent" the murder of plaintiff's husband, louis neil mariani, for financial and political reasons and have "obstructed justice" in the aftermath of said criminal acts and omissions.
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wwad? (what would awol do?)
our friends at resident bush sends some links to websites by devout christians who oppose awol. check out christians for dean ("because jesus isn't a republican") and bush revealed.
from bush revealed:
our friends at resident bush sends some links to websites by devout christians who oppose awol. check out christians for dean ("because jesus isn't a republican") and bush revealed.
from bush revealed:
this website serves as notice to christians across this nation that president george bush over the past few years has compromised his "christian faith" by promoting evil and openly supporting wickedness. it is our hope and prayer that he would repent and turn from such blatant sin. he is not our friend and cannot be trusted.
this website is dedicated to providing up-to-date factual news information tracking the president's anti-christian and ungodly behavior. we encourage you to pray for mr. bush."
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skippy the goth kangaroo
our buddy matthew reminds us of this great little animation from australia: skippy the goth kangaroo.
our buddy matthew reminds us of this great little animation from australia: skippy the goth kangaroo.
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doesn't hummer mean something else?
jon's mind has an article about awol sending hummers to mars. (we think it's a parody, but these days, who knows?)
jon's mind has an article about awol sending hummers to mars. (we think it's a parody, but these days, who knows?)
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woi-tv scrubs report on repubbb brownshirts
we know we are not going crazy. we ourselves read the story on woi-tv's website yesterday, about young repubbblicans invading a student rally for dean in iowa. we read that one of the repubbbs physically pushed one of our icons of rock n' roll, joan jett. we know this to be so, and we blogged about it yesterday (below, titled we'd say something about brownshirts, but we don't want to be accused of calling anyone a nazi).
however, when you click the link to woi-tv, you now get a page that says "our apologies. you have reached a page that is currently unavailable. we apologize for any inconvenience. please use your browser's back button to return to the previous page."
and, as our buddy from across the aisle chuck simmons points out, when you google joan jett in iowa, you don't get anything about the fracas.
luckily for us, an alert reader at buzzflash reproduced the entire story here (actually, we only left out a couple of paragraphs ourselves, in deference to the fair use law). we like buzzflash's comment to the repubbbs: if you don't want to be called nazi's, stop acting like storm troopers.
why did woi-tv scrub its story? we have alerted the fine blog memory hole, hoping they can record this for posterity. in the mean time, why not email woi-tv news director scott frederick, and ask him? or better yet, call him at (515) 457-9645, ext. 139 or fax him at (515) 457-1034, and ask him directly?
addendum: we received a nice note from mr. frederick, giving us a link to the new page with the story. however, when we google the opening line of the story, we get the old link to the "our apologies" page.
and, mr. frederick did not bother to explain why the story was moved, without a link directing people to the right page.
we know we are not going crazy. we ourselves read the story on woi-tv's website yesterday, about young repubbblicans invading a student rally for dean in iowa. we read that one of the repubbbs physically pushed one of our icons of rock n' roll, joan jett. we know this to be so, and we blogged about it yesterday (below, titled we'd say something about brownshirts, but we don't want to be accused of calling anyone a nazi).
however, when you click the link to woi-tv, you now get a page that says "our apologies. you have reached a page that is currently unavailable. we apologize for any inconvenience. please use your browser's back button to return to the previous page."
and, as our buddy from across the aisle chuck simmons points out, when you google joan jett in iowa, you don't get anything about the fracas.
luckily for us, an alert reader at buzzflash reproduced the entire story here (actually, we only left out a couple of paragraphs ourselves, in deference to the fair use law). we like buzzflash's comment to the repubbbs: if you don't want to be called nazi's, stop acting like storm troopers.
why did woi-tv scrub its story? we have alerted the fine blog memory hole, hoping they can record this for posterity. in the mean time, why not email woi-tv news director scott frederick, and ask him? or better yet, call him at (515) 457-9645, ext. 139 or fax him at (515) 457-1034, and ask him directly?
addendum: we received a nice note from mr. frederick, giving us a link to the new page with the story. however, when we google the opening line of the story, we get the old link to the "our apologies" page.
and, mr. frederick did not bother to explain why the story was moved, without a link directing people to the right page.
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mo money mo money money
dr. robert higgs writes in the independent institute that the defense budget is bigger than you think. (gee, ya think?)
dr. robert higgs writes in the independent institute that the defense budget is bigger than you think. (gee, ya think?)
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Sunday, January 18, 2004
remember, vote early and often
no, we don't mean the iowa caucuses tomorrow. we mean voting (for us) as the most humorous blog in the 2003 koufax awards, currently being held at wampum.
need proof we are the most humorous blog? a guy walks into a room, catches his son playing with himself. the guy says, "son, don't do that, you'll go blind!" the kid says "dad, i'm over here!"
thank you, good night, and try the veal!
no, we don't mean the iowa caucuses tomorrow. we mean voting (for us) as the most humorous blog in the 2003 koufax awards, currently being held at wampum.
need proof we are the most humorous blog? a guy walks into a room, catches his son playing with himself. the guy says, "son, don't do that, you'll go blind!" the kid says "dad, i'm over here!"
thank you, good night, and try the veal!
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we'd say something about brownshirts, but we don't want to be accused of calling anyone a nazi
we first saw this story on one of the kos's daily diaries last night, and again on atrios today. apparently some young repubbbs took it upon theirselves to disrupt a student dean rally in iowa, resulting in a shoving match (and one of the people shoved by the repubbs was joan "i love rock 'n roll" jett).
woi-tv reports
we first saw this story on one of the kos's daily diaries last night, and again on atrios today. apparently some young repubbbs took it upon theirselves to disrupt a student dean rally in iowa, resulting in a shoving match (and one of the people shoved by the repubbs was joan "i love rock 'n roll" jett).
woi-tv reports
a democratic rally at drake's olmstead center, urged young iowans to get out and vote. it was targeted toward high school and college students.this daily kos diary says the student dems defeated the repubbbs by singing the national anthem, shaming the thugs into silence.
a group known for not voting. the rally featured comedian janene garafalo and classic rock star joan jett, but it got a surprise visit from some unwanted guests.
a group of college republicans at their midwest caucus leadership conference heard about the rally and stormed in?
what they didn't discuss is what to do if things get out of hand. one of the bush supporters shoved jett and she pushed back in anger. ole said that was the decision of one person, and not at all representative of what the conference was trying to do.
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counting us, it's 46%
pandagon found an nice nytimes graph showing various president's approval v. disapproval rating.
guess who has the biggest disapproval numbers?
pandagon found an nice nytimes graph showing various president's approval v. disapproval rating.
guess who has the biggest disapproval numbers?
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bush in 41.2 seconds
thanks to mickey's diary on the daily kos, we found this hilarious anti-awol ad, from spittle at liberal oasis.
[ed. note: we apparently got the funny headline from mickey's diary too. what's up with our headline writer? is he smoking crack again?]
thanks to mickey's diary on the daily kos, we found this hilarious anti-awol ad, from spittle at liberal oasis.
[ed. note: we apparently got the funny headline from mickey's diary too. what's up with our headline writer? is he smoking crack again?]
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is it really a horserace?
for a great on-the-ground anaylysis of iowa, we've been reading the daily kos everyday. paleo, tom schaller, jerome armstrong, as well as kos himself are contributing excellent dissection and scrutiny and breakdown of the numbers, the trends, what they mean and what they could mean.
of course, the kosians are definately leaning towards dean, so they might have a bit of a prejudice, but they are saying that the caucus tomorrow might not be as close as the screeching head media would have you believe. either way, awol's going to mars!
for a great on-the-ground anaylysis of iowa, we've been reading the daily kos everyday. paleo, tom schaller, jerome armstrong, as well as kos himself are contributing excellent dissection and scrutiny and breakdown of the numbers, the trends, what they mean and what they could mean.
of course, the kosians are definately leaning towards dean, so they might have a bit of a prejudice, but they are saying that the caucus tomorrow might not be as close as the screeching head media would have you believe. either way, awol's going to mars!
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update on baghdad bombing
the independent online news is now reporting at least 20 people dead in the truck bombing at the assassin's gate in front of the "green zone" housing u.s. military and consultant headquarters in baghdad. two of the dead were americans.
the independent online news is now reporting at least 20 people dead in the truck bombing at the assassin's gate in front of the "green zone" housing u.s. military and consultant headquarters in baghdad. two of the dead were americans.
a massive suicide truck bomb blew up at the main gate to the united states-led occupying force headquarters here, killing at least 20 people and wounding 65 as iraqis lined up for work inside the compound, officials said.
at least two americans working for the us defence department were among the dead, a us military spokesperson said after the heaviest attack in baghdad in months caused devastation at the checkpoint known as assassin's gate.
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Saturday, January 17, 2004
say hello
to a new political cartoon, fighting words (for more fighting words, click the previous day link)
to a new political cartoon, fighting words (for more fighting words, click the previous day link)
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good thing we caught saddam after the kurds released him part 7
it just keeps getting worse. reuters uk reports a car bomb killed at least 15 in baghdad today, just outside the "green zone."
it just keeps getting worse. reuters uk reports a car bomb killed at least 15 in baghdad today, just outside the "green zone."
about 15 iraqis have been killed and others wounded after a car bomb blew up outside the gates of the u.s. military and civilian headquarters in baghdad.[ed. note: other news sources put the toll at 17, and cnn is reporting at least 18 dead as of this writing.]
"initial reports say an estimated 15 iraqis were killed in the blast," a u.s. military spokeswoman told reuters. an official at the u.s.-led administration put the toll at 15 dead and 25 wounded.
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can you say "latent" boys and girls?
from comic iguana via atrios: anti-gay pastor convicted of soliciting sex from boy
from comic iguana via atrios: anti-gay pastor convicted of soliciting sex from boy
he was known to condemn homosexuality -- and even used a bullhorn to preach to passers-by at colleges."shrek"? are you sure it wasn't "finding homo"?
now, a philadelphia pastor has been convicted of trying to solicit sex from a 14-year-old boy. a jury in west chester convicted the rev. craig white wednesday…
the boy said white also asked about strip clubs and adult book or video stores -- and later came back and offered him $20 for sex. white denied making any sexual proposition, but said he did ask directions to a video store because he wanted to buy the movie "shrek" for his children.
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a sad milestone
a roadside device exploded north of baghdad today, killing three us troops. unfortunately, this brings the number of dead by combat to over 500. the asspress reports
a roadside device exploded north of baghdad today, killing three us troops. unfortunately, this brings the number of dead by combat to over 500. the asspress reports
a powerful bomb exploded under a u.s. armored vehicle in the cane fields north of baghdad on saturday, killing three american soldiers and pushing the u.s. death toll in the iraq conflict to 500...[ed. note: that non-hostile death raised the toll to 501.]
the military also said a u.s. soldier died from a non-hostile gunshot wound south of baghdad. the incident occurred friday evening near diwaniyah, the command said in a statement. no further details were released
the deaths raised to 500 the number of american service members who have died since the u.s.-led invasion of iraq started march 20. of those, 346 died as a result of hostile action and 154 of non-hostile causes, according to defense department figures.
most of the deaths have occurred since president bush declared an end to major fighting on may 1. the death toll from the gulf war, when an american-led coalition drove saddam hussein's invaders from kuwait in 1991, was 315.
in afghanistan, 100 americans have been killed, less than a third of them from hostile fire.
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Friday, January 16, 2004
say hello
to reading and writing and the funny farm.
also be sure to stop by the lovely nurse ratched's notebook. we have linked to nurse ratched before, but now we find ourselves on her blogroll. goody! more demerol, please!
to reading and writing and the funny farm.
also be sure to stop by the lovely nurse ratched's notebook. we have linked to nurse ratched before, but now we find ourselves on her blogroll. goody! more demerol, please!
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how to use a first amendment zone
thanks to cursor, we find several reports on the citizens of atlanta teaching the rest of us how to properly use a first amendment zone: ignore it.
at yesterday's photo op with black people, awol was stymied when suddenly confronted with actual citizens of the united states, something he hasn't seen in over three years.
an article posted on the atlanta indy media site says:
here's a pic from the atjoucon showing the buses protecting "mission accomplished" from the citizens of the united states.
here's some pictures from atlanta indy media of the fiasco.
thanks to cursor, we find several reports on the citizens of atlanta teaching the rest of us how to properly use a first amendment zone: ignore it.
at yesterday's photo op with black people, awol was stymied when suddenly confronted with actual citizens of the united states, something he hasn't seen in over three years.
an article posted on the atlanta indy media site says:
a decidedly unhappy crowd of more than 1000 atlantans jeered, booed and chanted their disgust during george bush's photo-op stop at martin luther king's tomb. on his way to a $2000 a plate fundraiser, bush's ss tried in vain to thoroughly clear the angry crowd from within earshot of the hypocritical bush and his minions.however, cnn estimates the crowd size to have been 400. this tells us it probably was 1000, because anything less than a thousand is described by the mainstream media as "hundreds." if they get specific, that means it was a whopping lot of people.
although orginally scheduled to be forced behind the buildings across the street from king's tomb, protesters defied efforts to move them from across the street and remained less than 200 yards from the open air tomb.
two protesters refused to clear the street, and were carried away and arrested by police.
in reponse to the crowd's refusal to move, and after police tape was cut and street barricades were looking fragile, police parked several buses along the street to cordon off the protesters
here's a pic from the atjoucon showing the buses protecting "mission accomplished" from the citizens of the united states.
here's some pictures from atlanta indy media of the fiasco.
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the doctor is in!
thanks to dr. avedon carol for her nice words. if you're not reading the sideshow daily, you are much poorer for it.
thanks to dr. avedon carol for her nice words. if you're not reading the sideshow daily, you are much poorer for it.
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kerry me back to ol' iowa
sen. john "don't call me bob" kerry is moving up in the polls in iowa, and you can't count john edwards out, either, according to many different reports. the bosglobe says
sen. john "don't call me bob" kerry is moving up in the polls in iowa, and you can't count john edwards out, either, according to many different reports. the bosglobe says
though caucus polls are notoriously unreliable, advisers to several campaigns said a new zogby tracking poll that indicated kerry was slightly ahead of dean in iowa matched other signs that the former vermont governor is losing his aura of invincibility. the poll data put kerry at 22 percent here, with dean and representative richard a. gephardt tied for second place at 21 percent. edwards is a close fourth, at 17 percent, and appears to be gaining ground as many undecided democrats begin to make up their minds. the poll's margin of error was plus or minus 4.5 percentage points. a separate survey indicated kerry one point behind dean and three points ahead of gephardt and edwards, further proof the race is locked in a four-way tie. with four days left before iowans vote, political advertisements clogged the airways and candidates fought for any advantage, however small.however, keep in mind that the news needs news to be the news. the latimes warns of what happens when the handicappers have an interest in the race:
the nightmare is this: that the democratic nomination, the only one under contest this time around, is effectively over and done with by the end of january or the early part of february.after all, there's only so much michael jackson/scott peterson to fill the airwaves.
for the succeeding six months, until the democratic convention in boston in late july, there is no compelling political story, meaning no front-page bylines, no lead pieces on the evening news, no roundtable discussions on "larry king live," no daily adrenaline fix out on the campaign trail…
…it would be the equivalent of jimmy carter canceling the united states' participation in the 1980 moscow olympics — a giant downer.
so it was no surprise that the same week dean's democratic foes ganged up on him in an iowa debate, all three main newsmagazines featured highly critical cover stories on him — acknowledging his status as clear frontrunner but eagerly pointing out his flaws and weaknesses.
or that the country's leading newspapers and television networks have been running uncritical features plumping up the character, nobility and prospects of other candidates in the field.
or that reporters in the field, and their enablers in places like the abc news online outlet the note, promote the buzz that john kerry is on the move in iowa, wesley clark is gaining traction in south carolina, joe lieberman's focus on new hampshire is showing promising signs and so on.
truthfully, the stories that are being written today don't mean all that much in terms of votes.
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resident evil
our buddies at resident bush have forwarded a few interesting things to us...
over at online journal, michael hasty writes about the paranoid shift...how the media treats any questioning of the power elite as tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy theories. remember, just because we're paranoid doesn't mean people aren't out to get us...
the center for american progress has articles about the environment getting sold out, and the sec asleep at the wheel of the mutual fund scandals among other things.
but mostly, we love resident bush's new lexicon for 2004:
our buddies at resident bush have forwarded a few interesting things to us...
over at online journal, michael hasty writes about the paranoid shift...how the media treats any questioning of the power elite as tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy theories. remember, just because we're paranoid doesn't mean people aren't out to get us...
the center for american progress has articles about the environment getting sold out, and the sec asleep at the wheel of the mutual fund scandals among other things.
but mostly, we love resident bush's new lexicon for 2004:
blamestorming: sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who can we blame for the goof.
seagull manager: a manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
assmosis: the process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
salmon day: the experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream, only to get screwed and die in the end.
cube farm: is an office filled with, one size fits all, cubicles.
prairie dogging: when someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
mouse potato: the on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato
sitcoms: single income, two children, oppressive mortgage. it is what yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.
stress puppy: is a person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiney.
swipeout: is an atm or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
xerox subsidy: euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.
irritainment: are entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. reality tv shows are a prime example.
percussive maintenance: the fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
adminisphere: the rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.
404: someone who's clueless. from the world wide web error message "404 not found," meaning the requested document could not be located.
generica: features of the american landscape that are exactly the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, subdivisions, etc.
ohnosecond: that minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a big mistake.
woofys: well off older folks.
crop dusting: surreptitiously farting while passing thru a cube farm, and enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust.
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the most important election
no, we don't mean the iowa caucus, or even the 2004 presidential race. we of course mean the 2003 koufax award for most humorous blog.
if you haven't gone over to wampum to vote for us yet, please do.
feel free to vote for many of the others, as we have ourselves. madkane, tbogg, tom burka, oliver willis, all fine, funny blogs.
but put ours first.
no, we don't mean the iowa caucus, or even the 2004 presidential race. we of course mean the 2003 koufax award for most humorous blog.
if you haven't gone over to wampum to vote for us yet, please do.
feel free to vote for many of the others, as we have ourselves. madkane, tbogg, tom burka, oliver willis, all fine, funny blogs.
but put ours first.
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it's a four-way
a new poll finds the iowa caucuses to be up for grabs, says the asspress:
it's anybody's guess who will win, but we'll put money on joe liberman not even showing in either iowa or new hampshire. the real question is, when will joe drop out?
a new poll finds the iowa caucuses to be up for grabs, says the asspress:
polls in the state suggest all four are competing for the lead within the margins of error. a research 2000 poll released thursday showed dean at 22 percent, kerry at 21 percent, gephardt at 18 percent and edwards at 18 percent. the undecided vote was at 13 percent and other candidates were in single digits.
"any one of those four could win," said pollster del ali of research 2000, who conducted the poll for kcci-tv of des moines. "the biggest surge without question is edwards. both kerry and edwards have momentum."
it's anybody's guess who will win, but we'll put money on joe liberman not even showing in either iowa or new hampshire. the real question is, when will joe drop out?
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Thursday, January 15, 2004
all politics is comedy
some of the best political commentary these days is coming from, of all places, the late show with david letterman. witness last night's top ten reasons awol wants to go to mars. some of the better ones:
"what's the problem, that's like 20 per state!"
some of the best political commentary these days is coming from, of all places, the late show with david letterman. witness last night's top ten reasons awol wants to go to mars. some of the better ones:
10. dick cheney needs a new undisclosed locationthe most telling:
9. it's part of his "No planet left behind" initiative
7. maybe we'll find some weapons of mass destruction there
4. we cannot back down until the people of mars hold free elections
2. why not? it's not like we have an enormous debt or failing economyand our personal favorite:
3. dude, free mars bars!speaking of comedy and politics, we loved jon stewart's comment to carol moseley braun last night when she pointed out awol only created 1000 jobs for america last month:
"what's the problem, that's like 20 per state!"
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what's your hurry here's your helmet
reader and contributor rose sends us this village voice article about the administration's sudden turn-around in iraq policy, ie, get the hell out!
reader and contributor rose sends us this village voice article about the administration's sudden turn-around in iraq policy, ie, get the hell out!
"the bush game plan is to have pictures of some u.s. troops leaving and the iraqis opening their own government, the u.s. having presided over the birth of this new embryonic democracy," observes former clinton white house adviser sidney blumenthal. the problem is, there will be no iraqi democracy. there might not even be a viable iraqi government. instead, baghdad will become beirut: iraq's three major religious and ethnic groups, the sunnis, the shiites, and the kurds, will consolidate their respective positions in the center, south, and north of the country, recruit their militias, and get down to fighting for control of the power vacuum that is the post-war "peace."we can hear awol now: i am not a schnook!
once again, as so often in these last few months, an analogy is vietnam. and, as so often in the last three years, the analogous president is nixon
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awol: "i have a scheme"
msnbc reports that hundreds of people protested awol showing up to martin luther king's tomb on the occasion of what would have been the good doctor's 75th birthday had not a white bigot shot him dead.
also, on that msnbc page is a stupid poll asking who you'd vote for in the iowa caucuses. interestingly enough, liberman is ahead of kerry, gephardt and edwards.
msnbc reports that hundreds of people protested awol showing up to martin luther king's tomb on the occasion of what would have been the good doctor's 75th birthday had not a white bigot shot him dead.
beating drums and chanting, “in 2004, bush no more,” about 300 people marched in circles near the tomb, saying the president’s stop there was merely a “photo op.” some protesters held signs that displayed king’s image and read, “war is not the answer.”
“when i heard bush was coming here i couldn’t believe it. i was outraged and disgusted, and i just think it’s a photo op. it’s so transparent,” said kathy nicholas, a flight attendant from atlanta.
bush’s visit to observe king’s birthday upset some civil rights activists who said the president’s policies on iraq, affirmative action and funding for social services conflict with king’s legacy. they also complained that the scheduling conflicted with their own plans to honor king.
also, on that msnbc page is a stupid poll asking who you'd vote for in the iowa caucuses. interestingly enough, liberman is ahead of kerry, gephardt and edwards.
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support marcus dixon
our good friends at resident bush alerted us to this horrible mockery of justice:
please read the details, and then sign the petition.
our good friends at resident bush alerted us to this horrible mockery of justice:
there is an 18 year old african american honor student -- marcus dixon -- in rome, georgia who is spending ten years in prison for having consensual sex with a white classmate who was just three months shy of 16 yrs old at the time they had sex. although a jury acquitted marcus of rape and three other counts of violent acts, the prosecutor also charged him with "aggravated child molestation." consensual sex with a virgin fits into the technical reading of this georgia statute. the statute has never been applied to consensual sex between two teenagers with less than three years age difference, until now. i believe the result is a horrible injustice, especially because marcus overcame a troubled childhood to excel in academics and athletics.
please read the details, and then sign the petition.
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you may march in april, june
it's not too early to register for the pro-choice march in washington, to be held on sunday april 25. sign up with working assets.
it's not too early to register for the pro-choice march in washington, to be held on sunday april 25. sign up with working assets.
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global worming
al gore gave a speech about awol's environmental policy (we know, we know, isn't that an oxymoron? well, if awol's involved, it's some kind of moron).
you can see a webcast of the speech or get the transcript here, both courtesy of we love nazis and we drink the blood of white women's children.com. sorry, we mean, moveon.org.
al gore gave a speech about awol's environmental policy (we know, we know, isn't that an oxymoron? well, if awol's involved, it's some kind of moron).
you can see a webcast of the speech or get the transcript here, both courtesy of we love nazis and we drink the blood of white women's children.com. sorry, we mean, moveon.org.
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the wrong people are killing themselves
we blogged about the recent pentagon report concerning troop suicides in iraq on this blog as well as the american street and stand down and daily kos diary (because it's so damn simple to cut and paste, thus spreading our wisdom farther than ever before. we love our words so much we just might marry them).
on the comments section of all four of those venues, the idea was brought up that the percentage of troop suicides in the current iraqi conflict is about the same as that for the general us population. we're sorry, but that's not even a straw man, it's a pile of hay (probably found in a horse's stall).
to us, that's rather like saying, well, the percentage in the military of heart attack victims due to being overweight and out of shape is about the same as the general population, so, no big thang. or, gosh, the number of alcoholic slackers who are lazy and sleep late in the army is about the same percent as back here at home.
we are sorry, but we'd like to think that our military trains people to be fit, mentally as well as physically. it seems to us that depression is a disease that we can't afford among the troops, and we assume that the military has some sort of screening process to keep those with death-wishes out of their ranks. the dog that "there's the same amount of fatally depressed people in the army as back home" won't hunt.
we don't think the troops should be put in a position where suicide becomes an option. there should have been an exit strategy, there should have been a plan for better rotations, there should have been a way to not force reservists, who were promised some extra money for a weekend a month, to not have to spend a year or more of their lives in a living hell, because somebody (we won't mention who) mislead the american people about terrorist ties and uranium from niger.
we also think it should bother the other side to have to denigrate the military to support their argument that "it's no big thing." oh, yeah, there's the same amount of mental cases among the troops as their are among the citizens, no big thang.
we don't think so. the troops are the cream of the cream, and can out wit, run, maneuver and serve the general population any day of the week. only when forced to patrol on the front lines for months beyond what they were lead to believe does the prospect of suicide begin to look viable.
(and, we also submit our original premise: a goodly number of those suicides were probably, though we have no figures to back this up, self-inflicted attempts to get medical leave back home which went terribly wrong).
the idea that "there's the same percentage of mentally unfit people in the army as back home" is yet one more example of the rightists abandoning the very military that they expect to do their dirty work.
as the headline said, the wrong people are killing themselves.
we blogged about the recent pentagon report concerning troop suicides in iraq on this blog as well as the american street and stand down and daily kos diary (because it's so damn simple to cut and paste, thus spreading our wisdom farther than ever before. we love our words so much we just might marry them).
on the comments section of all four of those venues, the idea was brought up that the percentage of troop suicides in the current iraqi conflict is about the same as that for the general us population. we're sorry, but that's not even a straw man, it's a pile of hay (probably found in a horse's stall).
to us, that's rather like saying, well, the percentage in the military of heart attack victims due to being overweight and out of shape is about the same as the general population, so, no big thang. or, gosh, the number of alcoholic slackers who are lazy and sleep late in the army is about the same percent as back here at home.
we are sorry, but we'd like to think that our military trains people to be fit, mentally as well as physically. it seems to us that depression is a disease that we can't afford among the troops, and we assume that the military has some sort of screening process to keep those with death-wishes out of their ranks. the dog that "there's the same amount of fatally depressed people in the army as back home" won't hunt.
we don't think the troops should be put in a position where suicide becomes an option. there should have been an exit strategy, there should have been a plan for better rotations, there should have been a way to not force reservists, who were promised some extra money for a weekend a month, to not have to spend a year or more of their lives in a living hell, because somebody (we won't mention who) mislead the american people about terrorist ties and uranium from niger.
we also think it should bother the other side to have to denigrate the military to support their argument that "it's no big thing." oh, yeah, there's the same amount of mental cases among the troops as their are among the citizens, no big thang.
we don't think so. the troops are the cream of the cream, and can out wit, run, maneuver and serve the general population any day of the week. only when forced to patrol on the front lines for months beyond what they were lead to believe does the prospect of suicide begin to look viable.
(and, we also submit our original premise: a goodly number of those suicides were probably, though we have no figures to back this up, self-inflicted attempts to get medical leave back home which went terribly wrong).
the idea that "there's the same percentage of mentally unfit people in the army as back home" is yet one more example of the rightists abandoning the very military that they expect to do their dirty work.
as the headline said, the wrong people are killing themselves.
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moseley braun drops out of race, endorses dean, nobody notices
usatoady reports carol moseley braun will (has) drop (ped) out of the race for the dem nominee for president, and will (has) endorse (d) howard dean.
counting her husband, that's two more votes for dean.
usatoady reports carol moseley braun will (has) drop (ped) out of the race for the dem nominee for president, and will (has) endorse (d) howard dean.
former illinois senator carol moseley braun plans to drop out of the democratic presidential race today and endorse howard dean, sources close to the dean campaign said wednesday.presumably all the people who would have voted for her will now support dean.
dean and braun are scheduled to appear together in carroll, iowa, where dean is campaigning for monday's iowa caucuses, which begin the nomination season. braun will campaign for dean three to four days a week, starting saturday in south carolina.
the high-profile endorsement comes as the race here is tightening and dean, a former vermont governor, appears to be losing some ground in tracking polls.
counting her husband, that's two more votes for dean.
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say hello
to the great divide, by claudia long.
and, while we're at it, let's hear it for devra of blue streak, who, after reconsidering (and getting a good deal from her webspace provider) has decided to continue blogging, and not quit as she had originally intended.
we're happy to have lovely ladies such as claudia and devra in blogtopia (yes! we coined that phrase!)
to the great divide, by claudia long.
and, while we're at it, let's hear it for devra of blue streak, who, after reconsidering (and getting a good deal from her webspace provider) has decided to continue blogging, and not quit as she had originally intended.
we're happy to have lovely ladies such as claudia and devra in blogtopia (yes! we coined that phrase!)
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Wednesday, January 14, 2004
starting lefty radio early
thanks to cursor, we find out about ed schultz, an actual progressive actually on the radio.
thanks to cursor, we find out about ed schultz, an actual progressive actually on the radio.
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administration admits u.s. troop suicide rate up in iraq
abcnews confirms what most of blogtopia (y!wctp!) has been speculating for the past 6 months: the rate of suicide among soldiers stationed there is higher than normal:
cross-posted at the usual two places, as well as stand down.
abcnews confirms what most of blogtopia (y!wctp!) has been speculating for the past 6 months: the rate of suicide among soldiers stationed there is higher than normal:
u.s. soldiers in iraq are killing themselves at an unusually high rate, despite the work of special teams sent to help troops deal with combat stress, the pentagon's top doctor said wednesday…however, nothing was said in the article about the possibility that some of those suicides may have been self-inflicted wounds (for the purposes of going home on medical leave) gone horrible awry...
winkenwerder said the military has documented 21 suicides during 2003 among troops involved in the iraq war. eighteen of those were army soldiers, he said.
that's a suicide rate for soldiers in iraq of about 13.5 per 100,000, [assistant secretary of defense for health affairs dr. william] winkenwerder said. in 2002, the army reported an overall suicide rate of 11.1 per 100,000.
the overall suicide rate nationwide during 2001 was 10.7 per 100,000, according to the federal centers for disease control and prevention.
by contrast, only two u.s. military personnel killed themselves during the 1991 persian gulf war, although that conflict only lasted about a month. the army recorded 102 suicides during 1991 for a rate of about 13.5 per 100,000.
cross-posted at the usual two places, as well as stand down.
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let there be electrolite
we are pleased as punch to have the erudite patrick nielson hayden's great blog electrolite on our blog roll. if you're not reading him regularly, it's your loss!
we are pleased as punch to have the erudite patrick nielson hayden's great blog electrolite on our blog roll. if you're not reading him regularly, it's your loss!
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dicking cheney
skippy wandered on by merv griffin's beverly hilton hotel in beautiful beverly hills today, to see the demonstraters protesting against dick cheney raising funds there.
(for gravitas cheney has to go to the actual city of beverly hills, not the "beverly hills area," mr. brooks).
there were about 50 demonstraters and as many policemen (so it seemed) when skippy came by to offer his support. everyone was upbeat and happy (well, except about cheney) and glad that the beverly hills police actually let the protesters stand in front of the hotel, instead of a "free speech zone" a few miles away, as was the case in oregon yesterday. koin-tv of portland actually questions the value of paying for security for a repubbblican fundrasier:
skippy wandered on by merv griffin's beverly hilton hotel in beautiful beverly hills today, to see the demonstraters protesting against dick cheney raising funds there.
(for gravitas cheney has to go to the actual city of beverly hills, not the "beverly hills area," mr. brooks).
there were about 50 demonstraters and as many policemen (so it seemed) when skippy came by to offer his support. everyone was upbeat and happy (well, except about cheney) and glad that the beverly hills police actually let the protesters stand in front of the hotel, instead of a "free speech zone" a few miles away, as was the case in oregon yesterday. koin-tv of portland actually questions the value of paying for security for a repubbblican fundrasier:
from the time he arrived to the time he left, vice president dick cheney was surrounded by security -- private and public.even more revealing, koin-tv reported the previous day that the majority of cheney apperances were fund-raisers:
just 75 people, who paid at least $1,000 each, heard the vice president's message…
fewer than 100 gathered to protest cheney's visit, some brought out by the news of the day…
but take a look at the number of police officers. swarms of men and women in uniform, some in full riot gear, were patrolling the grounds inside and out.
"we attempt to try to minimize as much a cost to the taxpayers by assigning and scheduling people to work the shifts that would be most conducive to this event," portland police bureau cmdr. bret smith explained...
still, to manage the people involved in this event, the city and taxpayers will have to pay. exactly how much? it will take longer to determine that than it did for dick cheney to leave it all behind.
since june, cheney has spoken at 59 campaign or fund-raising stops. that's 76 percent of all his appearances outside the white house.cross-posted at the american street and our diary at the daily kos.
"this is almost an invisible man. we almost never see dick cheney, and when we do see him, apparently it's at a fund-raiser. that's unusual," chuck lewis of center public integrity said.
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arianna on o'neill on awol
over at left is right, they link us to arianna "i don't really want to run for governor" huffington's musings about paul o'neill, and the timing in his remarks about awol being disengaged.
over at left is right, they link us to arianna "i don't really want to run for governor" huffington's musings about paul o'neill, and the timing in his remarks about awol being disengaged.
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skippy still looks at books
let us be the first in blogtopia (yes! we coined that phrase!) to put in a plug for our buddy eric alterman's newest tome, the book on bush: how george w. bush (mis)leads america.
it's coming to the bookstores soon, why not order a copy in advance?
let us be the first in blogtopia (yes! we coined that phrase!) to put in a plug for our buddy eric alterman's newest tome, the book on bush: how george w. bush (mis)leads america.
it's coming to the bookstores soon, why not order a copy in advance?
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dick cheney before he dicks you
if you're in los angeles today, come by the beverly hilton hotel at wilshire and santa monica to protest the appearance of dick "don't call me lon" cheney. not in our name has the details.
hopefully, skippy will see you there!
(thanks and a tip of the bush kangaroo hat to the message board on the smirking chimp for the heads up!)
if you're in los angeles today, come by the beverly hilton hotel at wilshire and santa monica to protest the appearance of dick "don't call me lon" cheney. not in our name has the details.
hopefully, skippy will see you there!
(thanks and a tip of the bush kangaroo hat to the message board on the smirking chimp for the heads up!)
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Tuesday, January 13, 2004
diet cokie
atrios points out that cokie roberts is repeating a false meme on npr, and we shouldn't let her get away with it. cokie said this morning that
(we suggest you do, too. but mainly because mr. dvorkin was so rude to a listener who wrote in chastizing npr for hiring juan williams as the correspondent covering the dem convention. read all about it at the horse! scroll down to the last story)
atrios points out that cokie roberts is repeating a false meme on npr, and we shouldn't let her get away with it. cokie said this morning that
"it was al gore in primary debates who was the first person to bring up the issue of willie horton, that released criminal..."but atrios quotes the daily howler who states
in one of 45 dem debates that year, candidate gore challenged candidate dukakis to defend a massachusetts furlough program under which convicts serving life sentences without hope of parole were released on weekend passes. in particular, gore noted that two furloughed prisoners had committed new murders while on weekend leave. (willie horton was not one of these convicts.) the program was almost impossible to defend. but gore only mentioned the program once, and he never mentioned any prisoner's name; never mentioned any prisoners race; never ran any tv ads on the topic; and never used any visuals. more specifically, he never named willie horton, or mentioned his specific crime (horton committed a brutal rape while on leave).atrios suggests you email npr ombudsman jeffrey dvorkin and let him know she got it wrong.
(we suggest you do, too. but mainly because mr. dvorkin was so rude to a listener who wrote in chastizing npr for hiring juan williams as the correspondent covering the dem convention. read all about it at the horse! scroll down to the last story)
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6th amendment need not apply
in a blow for freedom lovers everywhere, the supreme court refused to hear an appeal to open the files of hundreds of detainees held by the government on terrorist-related charges. the maimai herald reports:
in a blow for freedom lovers everywhere, the supreme court refused to hear an appeal to open the files of hundreds of detainees held by the government on terrorist-related charges. the maimai herald reports:
in a brief order released without published dissent, the court turned down a petition by the center for national security studies, the american civil liberties union and several media organizations that had argued that the bush administration's refusal to release the information violated the freedom of information act and the constitutional guarantee of freedom of the press.but it's unconscionable that moveon.org had an ad comparing awol to hitler!
although it sets no precedent, the court's decision is a significant victory for the bush administration, which has argued that fighting an
unconventional war against terrorists requires the executive branch to assert broad new authority to arrest and detain suspected members of al qaeda -- and to withhold much information about how it wields that authority so that terrorist organizations do not learn too much about the government's strategy and tactics.
the decision let stand a 2-1 ruling last year by a three-judge panel of the u.s. court of appeals for the district of columbia, which found ''reasonable'' the administration's claim that terrorist networks could reap advantage from any disclosure of information about the detainees, even their names.
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3 copters this month, and the month ain't even half over
an apache helicopter was shot down in iraq today. luckily the crew got away safely. cbs4denver reports
which to us seems a bit like saying the patient was losing 2 pints of blood a day, and now only one pint. thank goodness!
cross-posted on the american street.
an apache helicopter was shot down in iraq today. luckily the crew got away safely. cbs4denver reports
a u.s. army apache attack helicopter was shot down tuesday morning near the western town of habbaniyah — the third helicopter downed in the region in less than two weeks.one of our interns heard a screeching head on cable news the other day bragging about how attacks on u.s. troops have been reduced since the capture of saddam from "34 a day to only 17 a day."
the two crew members of the ah-64 gunship were safe, and the u.s. military has secured the area, said military spokesman col. william darley.
"it was apparently downed by enemy fire," darley said. "i understand they were not hurt."
the helicopter belongs to the u.s. army's 3rd armored cavalry regiment, which operates the air base north of the town of habbaniyah, near where the incident occurred. a u.s. military quick reaction force rescued the crew members.
which to us seems a bit like saying the patient was losing 2 pints of blood a day, and now only one pint. thank goodness!
cross-posted on the american street.
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Monday, January 12, 2004
skippy looks at books again
how's that bill o'reilly book doing against franken and moore?
speaking of franken, we found out via the hamster that al will be going head to head against lush windbag when the liberal radio nework central air debuts later this year. good luck, al! we'll be listening!
and, speaking of books, skippy is flattered and proud to have received a personal email from ms. sara paretsky, author of the v.i. warshawski novel blacklist, previously mentioned on our blog (see below, skippy looks at books on saturday jan. 10).
ms. paretsky was very kind in expressing satisfaction that we were able to use excerpts from her novel in our work. she also said she "loves awol," which we take to mean our use of the term for a derragatory nick name for the current occupant of the white house.
having been fans of ms. paretsky's books for several years, skippy is as close to being in literary heaven as a bush kangaroo can be.
thanks for writing, ms. paretsky! especially all those books!
how's that bill o'reilly book doing against franken and moore?
speaking of franken, we found out via the hamster that al will be going head to head against lush windbag when the liberal radio nework central air debuts later this year. good luck, al! we'll be listening!
and, speaking of books, skippy is flattered and proud to have received a personal email from ms. sara paretsky, author of the v.i. warshawski novel blacklist, previously mentioned on our blog (see below, skippy looks at books on saturday jan. 10).
ms. paretsky was very kind in expressing satisfaction that we were able to use excerpts from her novel in our work. she also said she "loves awol," which we take to mean our use of the term for a derragatory nick name for the current occupant of the white house.
having been fans of ms. paretsky's books for several years, skippy is as close to being in literary heaven as a bush kangaroo can be.
thanks for writing, ms. paretsky! especially all those books!
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the envelope, please
the winner of the bush in 30 seconds contest sponsored by moveon.org has been announced: it's "child's pay" by ex-ad exec charlie fisher. the moveon press release says:
other winners: "if parents acted like bush" won the funniest ad category; "bring it on" won best youth-oriented; and "what i been up to" won the best animated.
we're a bit sad, as "bring it on" was the only entry that we voted for. we thought the best animated piece was "brother can you spare a job?" with its retro-30's style of black and white cartooning evoking the funnies of the first great depression. perhaps we are either too old or too esoteric to be in the mainstream. but as always, we're proud to be in the minority of popular taste!
we congratulate all the winners, and all the entrants, even the two that likened bush to hitler, because, at least for a few more days, we live in a free country!
the winner of the bush in 30 seconds contest sponsored by moveon.org has been announced: it's "child's pay" by ex-ad exec charlie fisher. the moveon press release says:
“child’s pay,” by charlie fisher, 38, of denver features young children working in difficult service and manufacturing jobs – washing dishes, hauling trash, repairing tires, cleaning offices, assembly-line processing and grocery checking – followed by the line: “guess who’s going to pay off president bush’s $1 trillion deficit?”
the overall winner is an advertising executive who was a registered republican until the end of the first bush administration, in 1992. he is currently on assignment in denmark and flew in to attend the awards ceremony with his camera man, p. dreyer. the ad he produced will run nationwide january 17-21 sponsored by moveon.org voter fund, coinciding with the president’s state of the union address on january 20.
other winners: "if parents acted like bush" won the funniest ad category; "bring it on" won best youth-oriented; and "what i been up to" won the best animated.
we're a bit sad, as "bring it on" was the only entry that we voted for. we thought the best animated piece was "brother can you spare a job?" with its retro-30's style of black and white cartooning evoking the funnies of the first great depression. perhaps we are either too old or too esoteric to be in the mainstream. but as always, we're proud to be in the minority of popular taste!
we congratulate all the winners, and all the entrants, even the two that likened bush to hitler, because, at least for a few more days, we live in a free country!
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choose blog!
trammell scott of points west takes the unique position of being anti-abortion, but pro-choice at the same time and writes about it here.
trammell scott of points west takes the unique position of being anti-abortion, but pro-choice at the same time and writes about it here.
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no jobs in iraq, either
six people were killed during protests about the lack of jobs in iraq this past weekend. the austrailian age reports:
six people were killed during protests about the lack of jobs in iraq this past weekend. the austrailian age reports:
british soldiers and iraqi police clashed with armed, stone-throwing protesters in southeastern iraq, killing six people. us officials acknowledged american soldiers mistakenly killed two iraqi policemen after they failed to identify themselves to a patrol…
the trouble in amarah, 320 kilometres southeast of baghdad, started when hundreds of iraqis, angry over the lack of jobs in town, gathered in front of the office of the us-led coalition to demand work.
as the protesters grew agitated, shots rang out from the crowd, a british military spokeswoman said. at the same time, she said troops "received reports of small explosions in the crowd"…
six people were killed and at least 11 wounded, according to dr saad hamoud of the al-zahrawi surgical hospital. the british said they had reports of five deaths and one injury. there were no casualties among police or soldiers.
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call 911
we received an email directing our attention to the 9-11 visibility project, which describes itself as a website whose goal is to
we received an email directing our attention to the 9-11 visibility project, which describes itself as a website whose goal is to
support the 9-11 truth movement itself, led by the victims' families' efforts to obtain full government accountability for the unprecedented intelligence and air defense failures that took place before and during the attacks. what you will find on this site are information and tools designed to help build this movement.
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what do we win?
our buddy mad kane is having her second annual dubya quote quiz. the object is to guess which of a set of four quotes was really uttered by awol. it's not as easy as it sounds!
our buddy mad kane is having her second annual dubya quote quiz. the object is to guess which of a set of four quotes was really uttered by awol. it's not as easy as it sounds!
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Sunday, January 11, 2004
further proof wolf blitzer is an idiot
as if anyone needs more proof, wolf blitzer out did himself in the pompous ass department today on "big egos with wolf blitzer" or whatever he calls his sunday show on cnn.
[ed. note: there is an interesting internet poll taken on that show, with the question "was the war in iraq justified if saddam hussein was not pursuing a weapons of mass destruction program?" for the results, go here.]
his guest was neocon richard perle, hawking his new book "kill everyone who disagrees with me," or whatever it's called. wolfie at one point asked richard about the "conspiracy theory" that neocons are exerting influence in washington.
forgive our exaggeration, we are, after all, comics first and reporters last, but we are not making up the "conspiracy theory" part. wolf actually used those words, implying that people who express concern about neocon influence in washington are some sort of tin-foil hat-wearing raving lunatics, and that the very idea of asking questions is in itself psychotic.
perle went on to say that he and his ilk (we love the word "ilk;" it sounds like the past tense of "ill" with a vomit noise thrown in) were only giving their opinions, like they do on tv shows like wolf's, and they can't help it if people listen.
we do not write this article to pick a bone with perle. although we love his visioncare shops, we know we alone can't take on a neocon who never served a day in the military in his life. no, we are focusing on the supposed "journalism" of wolf blitzer.
though the gist of the question is fair enough ("do neocon's exert influence in washington?") framing it as if people who have been asking the question are crazy "conspiracy theorists" not only assumes an answer, it exemplifies the condescending manner of blitzer, and most electronic screeching heads media towards the american public, and anybody who disagrees with the accepted party line.
but, most of all, we love wolf's torturous use of twisted similes. [ed. note: wasn't that an 80's rock group?]
while asking the question of perle, he actually said "do you neocons call the strings in washington?"
"call the strings." yes, he said those words.
obviously, wolfie was trying to say both "call the shots," and "pull the strings" at the same time. but as most people who have been speaking english for more than 12 years know, you can't say two metaphors at once (and we never metaphor we didn't like)!
so not only is he pompous, one-sided and condescending. he can't talk.
we can imagine wolf blitzer calling strings:
"hello strings? hello? are you tied up at the end with little bits of threadbare twine? what? you're a frayed knot?"
good night, folks, try the veal, and drive safely!
cross-posted at the american street and our diary at the daily kos (complete with a neat little poll! go take it!).
as if anyone needs more proof, wolf blitzer out did himself in the pompous ass department today on "big egos with wolf blitzer" or whatever he calls his sunday show on cnn.
[ed. note: there is an interesting internet poll taken on that show, with the question "was the war in iraq justified if saddam hussein was not pursuing a weapons of mass destruction program?" for the results, go here.]
his guest was neocon richard perle, hawking his new book "kill everyone who disagrees with me," or whatever it's called. wolfie at one point asked richard about the "conspiracy theory" that neocons are exerting influence in washington.
forgive our exaggeration, we are, after all, comics first and reporters last, but we are not making up the "conspiracy theory" part. wolf actually used those words, implying that people who express concern about neocon influence in washington are some sort of tin-foil hat-wearing raving lunatics, and that the very idea of asking questions is in itself psychotic.
perle went on to say that he and his ilk (we love the word "ilk;" it sounds like the past tense of "ill" with a vomit noise thrown in) were only giving their opinions, like they do on tv shows like wolf's, and they can't help it if people listen.
we do not write this article to pick a bone with perle. although we love his visioncare shops, we know we alone can't take on a neocon who never served a day in the military in his life. no, we are focusing on the supposed "journalism" of wolf blitzer.
though the gist of the question is fair enough ("do neocon's exert influence in washington?") framing it as if people who have been asking the question are crazy "conspiracy theorists" not only assumes an answer, it exemplifies the condescending manner of blitzer, and most electronic screeching heads media towards the american public, and anybody who disagrees with the accepted party line.
but, most of all, we love wolf's torturous use of twisted similes. [ed. note: wasn't that an 80's rock group?]
while asking the question of perle, he actually said "do you neocons call the strings in washington?"
"call the strings." yes, he said those words.
obviously, wolfie was trying to say both "call the shots," and "pull the strings" at the same time. but as most people who have been speaking english for more than 12 years know, you can't say two metaphors at once (and we never metaphor we didn't like)!
so not only is he pompous, one-sided and condescending. he can't talk.
we can imagine wolf blitzer calling strings:
"hello strings? hello? are you tied up at the end with little bits of threadbare twine? what? you're a frayed knot?"
good night, folks, try the veal, and drive safely!
cross-posted at the american street and our diary at the daily kos (complete with a neat little poll! go take it!).
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on the street where you blog
we are happy to be a part of a new blog called the american street. it's the brainchild of cowboy kahill of reachm high cowboy network noose, and we are among such luminaries of blogtopia (yes! we coined that phrase!) as talkleft, orcinus, seeing the forest and colorado luis as contributors.
the american street will hopefully be devoted to analyzing and discussion of the issues that affect real americans. it will be politics from the ground up. we encourage everybody to drop by and say hello.
we are happy to be a part of a new blog called the american street. it's the brainchild of cowboy kahill of reachm high cowboy network noose, and we are among such luminaries of blogtopia (yes! we coined that phrase!) as talkleft, orcinus, seeing the forest and colorado luis as contributors.
the american street will hopefully be devoted to analyzing and discussion of the issues that affect real americans. it will be politics from the ground up. we encourage everybody to drop by and say hello.
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Saturday, January 10, 2004
hitler update
the smirking chimp has the email address to the nypost, who happily published ralph peters column likening howard dean to hitler. you may like to know that the nypost itself spead the incorrect repubbb meme that moveon.org sponsored ads comparing awol to hitler (as we've said before, there is no comparison here: hitler could speak in public [ed. note: how long are you going to use that old joke?]).
speaking of moveon, there's still time to vote for the funniest, youngest, and animatedest ad in their "bush in 30 seconds" contest. for the record, we like "greatest hits," "bring it on," and "brother, can you spare a job?" the best.
the smirking chimp has the email address to the nypost, who happily published ralph peters column likening howard dean to hitler. you may like to know that the nypost itself spead the incorrect repubbb meme that moveon.org sponsored ads comparing awol to hitler (as we've said before, there is no comparison here: hitler could speak in public [ed. note: how long are you going to use that old joke?]).
speaking of moveon, there's still time to vote for the funniest, youngest, and animatedest ad in their "bush in 30 seconds" contest. for the record, we like "greatest hits," "bring it on," and "brother, can you spare a job?" the best.
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blogging around
calpundit does a pretty good job dissecting ah-nold's budget proposals.
also found via calpundit: professor tax.
thanks to the apparently no-longer-poor scoobie davis, we find rachel donadio musing about lefty radio.
fireant talks about the tenuous link the rightists make between evolution and stalinism.
the smirking chimp previews paul o'neill's book about awol.
digby archives his articles supporting gen. clark.
spinsanity finds o'reilly spinning about jeremy glick's appearance on the factor.
tom tomorrow points out that lieberman is doing well, just not with democrats.
tbogg brings us don williams' questions for awol.
calpundit does a pretty good job dissecting ah-nold's budget proposals.
also found via calpundit: professor tax.
thanks to the apparently no-longer-poor scoobie davis, we find rachel donadio musing about lefty radio.
fireant talks about the tenuous link the rightists make between evolution and stalinism.
the smirking chimp previews paul o'neill's book about awol.
digby archives his articles supporting gen. clark.
spinsanity finds o'reilly spinning about jeremy glick's appearance on the factor.
tom tomorrow points out that lieberman is doing well, just not with democrats.
tbogg brings us don williams' questions for awol.
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freep msnbc!
thanks to blackmahn's diary at the kos, we find this online poll asking if dr. howard has what it takes to be prez! (also asking how you like awol's economy!) go vote! now!
thanks to blackmahn's diary at the kos, we find this online poll asking if dr. howard has what it takes to be prez! (also asking how you like awol's economy!) go vote! now!
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skippy looks at books
we usually refrain from reviewing popular culture. we think that's best left to bill sherman or the gang at blog critics.
and, while we have touted certain books on this blog, by such authors as tom tomorrow, joe conason and eric alterman (we'd give michael moore's book a plug if he sent us a free copy!) we usually tend to stay away from book reviews.
however, we are currently reading a fiction detective novel that does a great job of intertwining the joe mccarthy red scare of the 50's with the current patriot act follies, and with a damn good mystery thrown in, to boot!
we are talking about blacklist, by sara paretsky.
ms. paretsky's creation, chicago private eye v.i. warshawski, has been a staple of the female p.i. genre for decades. while not the first woman detective in post-war fiction (that would be marcia mueller's sharon mccone), she has always entertained in an adult, and hard-boiled, fashion. ms. paretsky always manages to create intriguing and realistic mysteries for the all-too-human warshawski to unravel.
(note to sue grafton: if you're going to do a series of novels with each title based on a letter of the alphabet, make sure you have 26 original ideas!)
(also worth ignoring: the kathleen turner movie v.i. warshawski, supposedly based on the books, but mangled beyond recognition. come on, v.i. would never gush over a pair of red high heels! that's sick!)
in blacklist, without troubling our dear readers with the myriad details of a 400 page private eye mystery, we find warshawski investigating the death of a black reporter who was researching the mccarthy hearings, and its effects on chicago's wealthy and african-american communities. as it turns out, a young arab dishwasher, wanted by john ashcroft's men for "questioning," was hiding on the very estate where the reporter was murdered. we are only midway through the book, so we can't tell you if the two plots are related by anything other than geography. but having read most of ms. paretsky's previous books, we bet they are. ms. paretsky does not waste words, characters or plot lines.
but we bring this to the attention of our esteemed audience because of the commentary on the current political landscape which ms. paretsky infuses her story with. one paragraph caught our attention. a bit of background:
warshawski had just discovered the young arab boy hiding in the empty mansion. the police drive up, and she hides the kid in one of the kitchen's huge ovens. the police, and the agents from the justice department, burst in, demanding to know if she's holding a terrorist. she claims she's just investigating the murder, and is incensed that the justice department is ready to throw her in jail without due process:
cross-posted on our diary at the daily kos.
we usually refrain from reviewing popular culture. we think that's best left to bill sherman or the gang at blog critics.
and, while we have touted certain books on this blog, by such authors as tom tomorrow, joe conason and eric alterman (we'd give michael moore's book a plug if he sent us a free copy!) we usually tend to stay away from book reviews.
however, we are currently reading a fiction detective novel that does a great job of intertwining the joe mccarthy red scare of the 50's with the current patriot act follies, and with a damn good mystery thrown in, to boot!
we are talking about blacklist, by sara paretsky.
ms. paretsky's creation, chicago private eye v.i. warshawski, has been a staple of the female p.i. genre for decades. while not the first woman detective in post-war fiction (that would be marcia mueller's sharon mccone), she has always entertained in an adult, and hard-boiled, fashion. ms. paretsky always manages to create intriguing and realistic mysteries for the all-too-human warshawski to unravel.
(note to sue grafton: if you're going to do a series of novels with each title based on a letter of the alphabet, make sure you have 26 original ideas!)
(also worth ignoring: the kathleen turner movie v.i. warshawski, supposedly based on the books, but mangled beyond recognition. come on, v.i. would never gush over a pair of red high heels! that's sick!)
in blacklist, without troubling our dear readers with the myriad details of a 400 page private eye mystery, we find warshawski investigating the death of a black reporter who was researching the mccarthy hearings, and its effects on chicago's wealthy and african-american communities. as it turns out, a young arab dishwasher, wanted by john ashcroft's men for "questioning," was hiding on the very estate where the reporter was murdered. we are only midway through the book, so we can't tell you if the two plots are related by anything other than geography. but having read most of ms. paretsky's previous books, we bet they are. ms. paretsky does not waste words, characters or plot lines.
but we bring this to the attention of our esteemed audience because of the commentary on the current political landscape which ms. paretsky infuses her story with. one paragraph caught our attention. a bit of background:
warshawski had just discovered the young arab boy hiding in the empty mansion. the police drive up, and she hides the kid in one of the kitchen's huge ovens. the police, and the agents from the justice department, burst in, demanding to know if she's holding a terrorist. she claims she's just investigating the murder, and is incensed that the justice department is ready to throw her in jail without due process:
"america is at war," the u.s. attorney reiterated. "if you aided a terrorist in escaping, you can be charged with aiding our enemies."we high recommend blacklist to everybody who likes mystery novels and america.
i suddenly felt very tired. i spread my hands on the table and studied my fingers while the silence grew.
"well," the u.s. attorney prodded.
"it's not well," i said. "none of it is well. we're not at war, for one thing. only congress can declare war, which they haven't done -- unless it happened while we've been sitting here."
"you know damn well what he means," derek said. "do you think it's a joke, what happened in new york, what our troops are doing in afghanistan or the persian gulf?"
i looked up at him. "i think this is the most serious thing that has happened in my lifetime. not just the trade center, but the fear we've unleashed on ourselves since, so we can say that the bill of rights doesn't matter any more. my lover is in afghanistan. i don't know if he's dead or alive, i haven't heard from him in almost a week. if he's dead, my heart will break, but if the bill of rights is dead my life, my faith in america, will break. if i had found a terrorist in the larchmont mansion, i would have done my best to deliver him to you, derek -- and hoped you'd pay more attention to me than your colleagues in minnesota or arizona did to similar warnings. but i didn't see any signs of a violent criminal. did you? ...
cross-posted on our diary at the daily kos.
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emails from some flounder?
the good folks at liberal forum want us to let everyone know that they will be happy to provide free email accounts to any liberals.
while we are not sure exactly how one would prove they are a liberal to obtain such an account, you can't beat the price!
the good folks at liberal forum want us to let everyone know that they will be happy to provide free email accounts to any liberals.
while we are not sure exactly how one would prove they are a liberal to obtain such an account, you can't beat the price!
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Friday, January 09, 2004
shameless vote rigging
our own! be sure to go to wampum and vote for us in the most humorous blog category.
also, we wouldn't mind it if you voted for talkleft in the best single issue blog, and for kos (or atrios) in the best blog category.
but mainly for us.
our own! be sure to go to wampum and vote for us in the most humorous blog category.
also, we wouldn't mind it if you voted for talkleft in the best single issue blog, and for kos (or atrios) in the best blog category.
but mainly for us.
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harkin back to a simpler time
adding fuel to dr. dean's fire, iowa senator tom harkin endorsed the good doctor today. the asspress says
completely off the subject, but speaking of the asspress: the daily kos found the email and phone number for ap's managing editor, mike silverman. if you'd like to discuss their "objective" reporting, while not give him a call at (212) 621-1600, or drop him an email?
while you're at it, you can email nedra pickler, too.
adding fuel to dr. dean's fire, iowa senator tom harkin endorsed the good doctor today. the asspress says
iowa sen. tom harkin endorsed howard dean for president on friday, calling him the "kind of plain-spoken democrat we need" and giving a key boost to the embattled front-runner 10 days before the state's kick-off caucuses.things should be interesting in a week and a half in that state.
harkin disclosed his decision in an interview with the associated press. a formal afternoon announcement was scheduled at dean's iowa headquarters.
harkin's support will give dean the backing of the state's most durable democratic politician, a four-term senator whose organization can prove a vital asset on caucus night jan 19.
completely off the subject, but speaking of the asspress: the daily kos found the email and phone number for ap's managing editor, mike silverman. if you'd like to discuss their "objective" reporting, while not give him a call at (212) 621-1600, or drop him an email?
while you're at it, you can email nedra pickler, too.
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happy russian orthodox christmas from the bush economic team
the unemployment numbers are out, and they don't look good. but of course that doesn't stop the administration from saying they are good.
the unemployment rate fell to 5.7%, the lowest in 14 months. the rightists are hailing this as proof that the tax cuts are working. but if that's the case, they are the only ones working. yahoo points out:
in your dreams, bubbi. instead of the expected 150,000 new jobs experts assumed would be added last month, there were only a scant 1,000 new payroll positions given to america by the skybox class. that's less than one percent of what people told us would happen.
write that down. less than one percent of what we were promised by this administration to get the economy going again. (and, pouring salt into the wound, the previous month's jobs addition numbers were revised downward to 43,000).
cnnmoney specifies:
the unemployment numbers are out, and they don't look good. but of course that doesn't stop the administration from saying they are good.
the unemployment rate fell to 5.7%, the lowest in 14 months. the rightists are hailing this as proof that the tax cuts are working. but if that's the case, they are the only ones working. yahoo points out:
the 0.2 percentage point drop in the jobless rate occurred because fewer people were looking for work, the labor department said friday. more than 300,000 people gave up their search for jobs and dropped out of the pool of available workers.[ed. note: emphasis, and hair standing on end while eyeballs pop out of sockets in amazement, ours]
"the rate is going down, but it is going down for the wrong reasons," said bill cheney, chief economist at john hancock financial services, noting that it fell not because people were finding work. "that doesn't make you feel really good about the state of the jobs market."want to get really depressed? look at the specifics:
employment in the nation's stores, malls and even gas stations dropped by 38,000, the report said, and manufacturing continued a 41-month slide by losing 26,000 jobs.but, we can hear bloggers with "pundit" in their names saying, the tax cuts will be creating job growth, right?
the nation's factories have been on life support, and the sector shed about a half million jobs in 2003
in your dreams, bubbi. instead of the expected 150,000 new jobs experts assumed would be added last month, there were only a scant 1,000 new payroll positions given to america by the skybox class. that's less than one percent of what people told us would happen.
write that down. less than one percent of what we were promised by this administration to get the economy going again. (and, pouring salt into the wound, the previous month's jobs addition numbers were revised downward to 43,000).
cnnmoney specifies:
"we were expecting to celebrate new year's and instead got slapped with a pink slip," said bill cheney, chief economist at john hancock financial services.happy new year.
though it seems inconsistent for the unemployment rate to fall despite virtually no job growth in december, the two numbers are generated by separate surveys. the payroll number comes from a much broader survey of businesses, while the unemployment rate comes from a survey of households.
in recent months, the household survey has been much stronger than the business survey -- a sign, some economists think, that small businesses and start-ups are hiring -- numbers not reflected in the payroll survey. but the household survey showed a loss of 54,000 jobs last month.
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media watching the media watchers, or back to the future
we know this is petty, but, hey cursor! how come your dated posts, in reverse order, go 9 january 2004, then december 8, then janurary 7??
other than this miniscule typo, cursor is the best at watching, culling and analyzing both the dead trees and blogging media, so don't let the bad dates discourage you from reading this fine blog on a daily basis. (hell, if skippy had let bad dates discourage him, he'd have never met mrs. skippy!)
we know this is petty, but, hey cursor! how come your dated posts, in reverse order, go 9 january 2004, then december 8, then janurary 7??
other than this miniscule typo, cursor is the best at watching, culling and analyzing both the dead trees and blogging media, so don't let the bad dates discourage you from reading this fine blog on a daily basis. (hell, if skippy had let bad dates discourage him, he'd have never met mrs. skippy!)
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Thursday, January 08, 2004
it's just an honor to be nominated
we are happy to be once again nominated for the most humorous blog in the koufax awards this year.
we don't expect to win. but considering we ourselves nominated ourselves, we did expect to be nominated. and our dreams have come true.
thanks to mary beth at wampum, and dwight (formerly of pla) for thinking of and moderating the koufax awards last year and this; and thanks to our friends and readers who nominated us originally, and are voting for us now.
please, go vote by leaving a comment. and remember, "skippy" is spelled without capital letters!
we are happy to be once again nominated for the most humorous blog in the koufax awards this year.
we don't expect to win. but considering we ourselves nominated ourselves, we did expect to be nominated. and our dreams have come true.
thanks to mary beth at wampum, and dwight (formerly of pla) for thinking of and moderating the koufax awards last year and this; and thanks to our friends and readers who nominated us originally, and are voting for us now.
please, go vote by leaving a comment. and remember, "skippy" is spelled without capital letters!
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move on, but stick to your guns - a skippy rant
be sure to go vote for your favorite bush in 30 seconds ad for the category of funniest, youngest (ok, "youth" oriented), and best animated. a distinguished panel of lefty's will be selecting the grand prize winner on monday.
the bi30s contest is sponsored, of course, by moveon.org, which recently raised the repubbb hackles by, well, being successful in communicating. this prompted rnc chairman ed gillespie to go on the screeching heads cable news networks and spread the meme that moveon sponsored ads comparing awol to hitler. (as we ourselves have often said, this is a totally invalid comparison. hitler could speak in public).
moveon founder wes boyd released a statement explaining moveon's position:
but we'd like to take issue with mr. boyd. in our humble opinion, while the hitler ads were in poor taste, and badly done, and rightly voted down, we don't think they were anything to apologize for.
mr. boyd himself points out that the rnc has done just as badly:
an argument, albeit a bad one, can be made about unmitigated aggression in both leaders. just because you get your butt handed to you on a silver platter on national tv is no reason to back down from your original intent; ie, americans have the right to say what they want.
if you are going to fight for free speech, don't apologize for that speech when the corporate despots unleash their attack dogs on you for your stance.
and it's a bit disingenuous to chastize one side for morphing clelland into osama, but apologize when your side puts a funny mustache on awol.
we ourselves have not seen the ads. unless they showed awol butt f*cking little boys while calling for satan's guidance, we doubt if they would have offended us. these two entrants were not the first to make the hitler analogy, after all. the analogy may not hold up under scrutiny, but there's no reason to apologize for somebody making such a leap in logic.
isn't there a free market system of ideas as well? let the hitler ads die the death they deserve, and don't whine about getting caught with them on your website.
rather, stand up and say, when did america stop being free? when was speech patrolled by the thought police? when did we start to have to apologize for somebody making an unpopular statement?
was it in the year 2000?
addendum: kathryn cramer makes even better points than we do. go read her blog instead.
cross-posted on our diary at the daily kos, complete with a neat little poll. go take it!
be sure to go vote for your favorite bush in 30 seconds ad for the category of funniest, youngest (ok, "youth" oriented), and best animated. a distinguished panel of lefty's will be selecting the grand prize winner on monday.
the bi30s contest is sponsored, of course, by moveon.org, which recently raised the repubbb hackles by, well, being successful in communicating. this prompted rnc chairman ed gillespie to go on the screeching heads cable news networks and spread the meme that moveon sponsored ads comparing awol to hitler. (as we ourselves have often said, this is a totally invalid comparison. hitler could speak in public).
moveon founder wes boyd released a statement explaining moveon's position:
during december the moveon.org voter fund invited members of the public to submit ads that purported to tell the truth about the president and his policies. more than 1,500 submissions from ordinary americans came in and were posted on a web site, bushin30seconds.org, for the public to review.so the repubbbs took 2 out of over 1500 contest entries, and touted them as being sponsored, if not actually created by, moveon.org. and we all know this to be false.
none of these was our ad, nor did their appearance constitute endorsement or sponsorship by moveon.org voter fund. they will not appear on tv. we do not support the sentiment expressed in the two hitler submissions. they were voted down by our members and the public, who reviewed the ads and submitted nearly 3 million critiques in the process of choosing the 15 finalist entries.
we agree that the two ads in question were in poor taste and deeply regret that they slipped through our screening process. in the future, if we publish or broadcast raw material, we will create a more effective filtering system.
but we'd like to take issue with mr. boyd. in our humble opinion, while the hitler ads were in poor taste, and badly done, and rightly voted down, we don't think they were anything to apologize for.
mr. boyd himself points out that the rnc has done just as badly:
contrast this with the behavior of the rnc and its allies when supporters of president bush used tv ads morphing the face of sen. max cleland (d-ga) into that of osama bin laden during the 2002 senate race.so, in our minds at least, it's a question of free speech, and the free market system. why sponsor a contest inviting people to express their views about awol, and then, when the going gets tough, decline to back up your entrant's right to their opinion?
an argument, albeit a bad one, can be made about unmitigated aggression in both leaders. just because you get your butt handed to you on a silver platter on national tv is no reason to back down from your original intent; ie, americans have the right to say what they want.
if you are going to fight for free speech, don't apologize for that speech when the corporate despots unleash their attack dogs on you for your stance.
and it's a bit disingenuous to chastize one side for morphing clelland into osama, but apologize when your side puts a funny mustache on awol.
we ourselves have not seen the ads. unless they showed awol butt f*cking little boys while calling for satan's guidance, we doubt if they would have offended us. these two entrants were not the first to make the hitler analogy, after all. the analogy may not hold up under scrutiny, but there's no reason to apologize for somebody making such a leap in logic.
isn't there a free market system of ideas as well? let the hitler ads die the death they deserve, and don't whine about getting caught with them on your website.
rather, stand up and say, when did america stop being free? when was speech patrolled by the thought police? when did we start to have to apologize for somebody making an unpopular statement?
was it in the year 2000?
addendum: kathryn cramer makes even better points than we do. go read her blog instead.
cross-posted on our diary at the daily kos, complete with a neat little poll. go take it!
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if it's cancer, don't answer
with apologies to ogden nash, we find talkleft reporting that saddam hussein may have terminal cancer.
with apologies to ogden nash, we find talkleft reporting that saddam hussein may have terminal cancer.
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don't cry for me herzogovena
trammell scott of points west is just gaga over a personal email he received from madonna...the one explaining her support of wesley clark. he wonders aloud if she is playing eva duarte to clark's peron.
we agree with his response: "by the way, madonna, your last album sucked!"
trammell scott of points west is just gaga over a personal email he received from madonna...the one explaining her support of wesley clark. he wonders aloud if she is playing eva duarte to clark's peron.
we agree with his response: "by the way, madonna, your last album sucked!"
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lucidity from the other side of the aisle
we are always happy when we find ourselves agreeing with our friends on the other side of the political aisle. tonight's case in point comes from chuck simmons, a frequent reader of our humble work, and the author of his own blog you big mouth, you.
this specific instance finds chuck talking about immigration (specifically, the reaction that some rightists,which he calls "nativists," have to awol's recent announcements), and we like the points he makes. such as:
we are always happy when we find ourselves agreeing with our friends on the other side of the political aisle. tonight's case in point comes from chuck simmons, a frequent reader of our humble work, and the author of his own blog you big mouth, you.
this specific instance finds chuck talking about immigration (specifically, the reaction that some rightists,which he calls "nativists," have to awol's recent announcements), and we like the points he makes. such as:
why should people who show that they are willing to work, and who have a job, be sent back to a country where they don't? is this about who they are rather than what they do? tell me how the anti-immigration arguments differ from those of the know nothings, or the klan in the 1890's? immigrants speak a different language. they live in the same neighborhoods. they celebrate different holidays, eat different foods, smell different, act different. for 150 years it's been : no irish need apply. no chinks. no wops. no polacks. and every single time the ethnic group most hated and reviled and looked down upon has assimilated. it takes generations, and we have to have that view of history and of our nation.and...
the nativists raise the issue of terrorism. since 9/11, all the attacks on american soil that are termed terrorism were conducted by american citizens or legal immigrants (though johnny malvo was illegal, his mentor was not). the el al shooting guy was legal. the alf / elf folks are all citizens, so far as we know. the fbi believes the anthrax attacks were domestic. the texas folks just convicted of wmd type charges were citizens. i'm stating fact, and suggesting that a chain of facts may prove a theory. my theory is that we should first be looking for acts that have actually happened repeatedly before looking for acts that might or could happen.we'd suggest everyone read his post.
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who needs enemas?
reader david theroux, of the independent institute, sends us a link to an article by dr. ivan eland, titled "with friends like these, u.s. enemies don't seem so bad."
dr. eland makes the case (and quite well, we might add) that the behavior of some of our "allies" rivals that of our "enemies" in the depravity department [ed. note: sarcasm ours]
a sample:
reader david theroux, of the independent institute, sends us a link to an article by dr. ivan eland, titled "with friends like these, u.s. enemies don't seem so bad."
dr. eland makes the case (and quite well, we might add) that the behavior of some of our "allies" rivals that of our "enemies" in the depravity department [ed. note: sarcasm ours]
a sample:
pakistan, a u.s. “friend,” may be the most dangerous country on the planet. it is believed to have between 24 and 48 nuclear weapons -- as opposed to north korea’s estimated handful -- that could easily fall into the hands of radical islamists if the unstable government of pervez musharraf falls. the two recent assassination attempts against him -- perhaps with the support of elements of the pakistani military -- make this a real possibility. although kim jong il of north korea, is quirky and unpredictable, he is unlikely to pass such weapons on to terrorists that can’t be deterred--the biggest threat facing the united states. north korea has not been actively sponsoring terrorist attacks since the 1980s. the same cannot be said of pakistani radicals, who are more likely to pass nuclear weapons on to radical islamic terror groups, such as al qaeda.we can't argue there!
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good thing we captured saddam after the kurds let him go part six
just one day after mortar fire killed one and wounded almost 3 dozen us troops outside of baghdad, a black hawk helicopter was shot down near fallujah, killing all nine aboard. also, a c-5 cargo plane was struck by a surface to air missle as it took off from baghdad airport, forcing it to make an emergency landing. luckily, nobody was killed in that incident.
reuters tells us about the blackhawk:
just one day after mortar fire killed one and wounded almost 3 dozen us troops outside of baghdad, a black hawk helicopter was shot down near fallujah, killing all nine aboard. also, a c-5 cargo plane was struck by a surface to air missle as it took off from baghdad airport, forcing it to make an emergency landing. luckily, nobody was killed in that incident.
reuters tells us about the blackhawk:
"we have confirmation that there were nine personnel on board," brigadier general mark kimmitt, a senior u.s. military spokesman, told a news conference on thursday. another spokesman confirmed all nine were killed. earlier, the death toll was put at eight.the australian reports about the cargo plane:
"at this point we still don't have positive identification of the personnel, but we are working under the presumption that they were all american soldiers," kimmitt said in baghdad.
a us air force c-5 cargo plane carrying 63 passengers and crew members apparently hit by a surface-to-air missile today as it took off from baghdad international airport managed to land safely, a senior us defence official said.
"it looks like its number four engine was hit by a surface-to-air missile, but it was able to turn around, come back and land," the official said.
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stop the presses! awol mis-estimated wmd's in iraq
colin powell admitted (well, "acknowledged," to use the official verb) that there has been no smoking gun in terms of iraq-al qaeda ties, but he staunchly disagreed with a private think tank report that insists there are no wmd's to be found in that country.
usatoady says:
that's what you get from a c+ student.
colin powell admitted (well, "acknowledged," to use the official verb) that there has been no smoking gun in terms of iraq-al qaeda ties, but he staunchly disagreed with a private think tank report that insists there are no wmd's to be found in that country.
usatoady says:
my presentation ... made it clear that we had seen some links and connections to terrorists organizations over time," powell said. "i have not seen smoking gun, concrete evidence about the connection, but i do believe the connections existed."the carnegie report points out that awol dropped those pesky adverbs and adjectives from intelligence reports...you know, like "possibly" or "somewhat" to present a view of certainty.
three experts at the carnegie endowment for international peace said in a report thursday that the bush administration systematically misrepresented a weapons threat from iraq, and u.s. strategy should be revised to eliminate the policy of unilateral preventive war.
"it is unlikely that iraq could have destroyed, hidden or sent out of the country the hundreds of tons of chemical and biological weapons, dozens of scud missiles and facilities engaged in the ongoing production of chemical and biological weapons that officials claimed were present without the united states detecting some sign of this activity," said the report by jessica t. mathews, joseph cirincione and george perkovich.
that's what you get from a c+ student.
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Wednesday, January 07, 2004
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a taxing issue
we are big fans of dr. howard dean, and are particularly enamored of the excitement and energy he has brought to the democratic party.
but we must say, we are a bit disappointed with dr. dean's continued insistence that, if elected, he plans to rescind all of awol's tax cuts.
we are not particularly distressed about not getting a tax cut ourselves. as everyone on the left side of blogtopia (y!wctp!) knows, the tax cuts down on our level are pretty much the same as arnold schwarzenegger's character in batman and robin: mr. zero. [ed. note: watch out, your comic book geek knowledge is showing, and it ain't pretty!]
no, we are afraid that if dr. dean insists on insisting on eliminating awol's tax cuts, he can kiss a lot of independent votes good bye.
we are interested in general clark's proposals:
cross posted at our diary on the daily kos, along with a neat-o poll. go take it!
we are big fans of dr. howard dean, and are particularly enamored of the excitement and energy he has brought to the democratic party.
but we must say, we are a bit disappointed with dr. dean's continued insistence that, if elected, he plans to rescind all of awol's tax cuts.
we are not particularly distressed about not getting a tax cut ourselves. as everyone on the left side of blogtopia (y!wctp!) knows, the tax cuts down on our level are pretty much the same as arnold schwarzenegger's character in batman and robin: mr. zero. [ed. note: watch out, your comic book geek knowledge is showing, and it ain't pretty!]
no, we are afraid that if dr. dean insists on insisting on eliminating awol's tax cuts, he can kiss a lot of independent votes good bye.
we are interested in general clark's proposals:
under clark's plan, which he called the most sweeping tax reform proposal offered in years, families of four earning less than $50,000 wouldn't file a federal income tax return, nor would single parents making $30,000 or less a year. other families would pay less in taxes, and child tax benefits would be expanded, clark said.luckily now dr. dean seems to be re-evaluated (some would call it "back-pedaling") the idea of taking away middle class tax cuts. the sfchron reports:
howard dean's advisers said wednesday they are discussing a plan to reduce the tax burden on the middle class, a shift in the democratic presidential candidate's economic vision that has focused on repealing all of president bush's tax cuts...back-pedaling or not, we think it's a good idea to revise a bad idea.
dean wants to repeal bush's 2001 and 2003 tax cuts to help balance the budget, pay for spending programs such as health care and education, and make the tax system fairer. dean spokesman doug thornell said the campaign is discussing a new proposal to do that.
"as i have consistently said since november 2002, i will propose additional tax reforms that will make the tax code fairer for working families and that will ensure that corporations and the wealthy pay their fair share," [dean] said.
cross posted at our diary on the daily kos, along with a neat-o poll. go take it!
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good thing we caught saddam after the kurds caught him, part five
a day after donald rumsfeld was asked if the u.s. had effectively broken the back of the insurgency in iraq, 35 u.s. troops were injured in a mortar attack on a base west of baghdad. yahoo news says
a day after donald rumsfeld was asked if the u.s. had effectively broken the back of the insurgency in iraq, 35 u.s. troops were injured in a mortar attack on a base west of baghdad. yahoo news says
six mortar rounds impacted about 6:45 p.m. at logistical base seitz, the military said in a statement. the wounded soldiers were from the 3rd corps support command.
"the wounded soldiers were given first-aid and have been evacuated from the site for further medical treatment," the statement said.
in washington, pentagon spokesman lt. col. james cassella said some of the wounded soldiers returned to duty shortly after the attack, while others were hospitalized. he said he did not have figures on how many troops were lightly injured and how many were seriously wounded.
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brett bursey update
thanks to our good buddy spadehammer at hammerdown, we were alerted to a couple of brett bursey updates.
bursey, you will remember, was arrested while protesting awol's appearance at the columbia, s.c., airport, for refusing to go to the "first amendment zone" about 2000 miles away. he and his attorneys claim that people with signs in favor of awol were not asked to leave, only because of his "no war for oil" sign was he singled out by "the man."
unfortunately for free speech advocates everywhere, mr. bursey has been found guilty of entering restricted space.
fortunately for mr. bursey, the magistrate only fined him $500 (he could have faced jail time).
the freetimes had an interesting article earlier this week before the verdict; the sidebars contain several quotes from several of the principals involved in the case.
we suppose the outcome could have been worse; however, we know that many things today could have been better.
thanks to our good buddy spadehammer at hammerdown, we were alerted to a couple of brett bursey updates.
bursey, you will remember, was arrested while protesting awol's appearance at the columbia, s.c., airport, for refusing to go to the "first amendment zone" about 2000 miles away. he and his attorneys claim that people with signs in favor of awol were not asked to leave, only because of his "no war for oil" sign was he singled out by "the man."
unfortunately for free speech advocates everywhere, mr. bursey has been found guilty of entering restricted space.
fortunately for mr. bursey, the magistrate only fined him $500 (he could have faced jail time).
u.s. magistrate bristow marchant acknowledged bursey was not a threat to bush during the president’s oct. 24, 2002, visit to columbia. but the judge dismissed bursey’s free speech defense and ruled the protester had no right to be as close to bush as bursey wanted in his efforts to show that some south carolinians opposed his plan to attack iraq.
the freetimes had an interesting article earlier this week before the verdict; the sidebars contain several quotes from several of the principals involved in the case.
we suppose the outcome could have been worse; however, we know that many things today could have been better.
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congratulations!
you are the 300,000th visitor to skippy!
(yes, we know we accidentally miscalculated this event to have taken place over christmas, but we were so busy, what with the fruitcake and all, we were off by two weeks. our apologies to anyone easily offended by math mistakes).
you are the 300,000th visitor to skippy!
(yes, we know we accidentally miscalculated this event to have taken place over christmas, but we were so busy, what with the fruitcake and all, we were off by two weeks. our apologies to anyone easily offended by math mistakes).
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Tuesday, January 06, 2004
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Monday, January 05, 2004
basketball great endorses dean
former senator and presidential candidate bill bradley is endorsing howard dean. the nytimes says:
the new york knicks have not commented.
former senator and presidential candidate bill bradley is endorsing howard dean. the nytimes says:
mr. bradley joins his opponent in the 2000 presidential race, former vice president al gore, bringing together two prominent democrats who had once been bitter rivals. dr. dean upended his iowa campaign schedule for an overnight visit to new hampshire, where he will appear with mr. bradley in manchester before the two men fly together to des moines for a repeat of the announcement at noontime.
the new york knicks have not commented.
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of course, of course
the horse is back! and it's time for the 2003 media whore of the year award! go vote!
addendum: keeping with the trend of blogs written by mammals, the hamster is back, too! good to see you, eric!
the horse is back! and it's time for the 2003 media whore of the year award! go vote!
addendum: keeping with the trend of blogs written by mammals, the hamster is back, too! good to see you, eric!
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bush in 30 seconds (that's about all it takes to explain him
moveon.org wants us all to know that the finalists for the bush in 30 seconds contest have been picked. you can see them all here. then be sure to
next monday, 1/12/04, they will hold a ceremony to announce the winner, hosted by janeane garafalo, with appearances by margaret cho, john sayles, and, as they say in the record ads on late night tv, many more! if you're in the ny area, and you want to attend, you can buy a ticket here.
we won't be, but we bet it will be a great show.
moveon.org wants us all to know that the finalists for the bush in 30 seconds contest have been picked. you can see them all here. then be sure to
next monday, 1/12/04, they will hold a ceremony to announce the winner, hosted by janeane garafalo, with appearances by margaret cho, john sayles, and, as they say in the record ads on late night tv, many more! if you're in the ny area, and you want to attend, you can buy a ticket here.
we won't be, but we bet it will be a great show.
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is there a doctor in the house?
from our good friends over at resident bush:
medical insurance explained
q. what does hmo stand for?
a. this is actually a variation of the phrase, "hey moe." its roots go back to a concept pioneered by moe of the three stooges, who discovered that a patient could be made to forget about the pain in his foot if he was poked hard enough in the eyes.
q. i just joined an hmo. how difficult will it be to choose the doctor i want?
a. just slightly more difficult than choosing your parents. your insurer will provide you with a book listing all the doctors in the plan. these doctors basically fall into two categories -- those who are no longer accepting new patients, and those who will see you but are no longer participating in the plan. but don't worry; the remaining doctor who is still in the plan and accepting new patients has an office just a half-day's drive away, and a diploma from a third world country.
q. do all diagnostic procedures require pre-certification?
a. no. only those you need.
q. can i get coverage for my preexisting conditions?
a. certainly, as long as they don't require any treatment.
q. what happens if i want to try alternative forms of medicine?
a. you'll need to find alternative forms of payment.
q. my pharmacy plan only covers generic drugs, but i need the name brand. i tried the generic medication, but it gave me a stomach ache.
what should i do?
a. poke yourself in the eye.
q. what if i'm away from home and i get sick?
a. you really shouldn't do that.
q. i think i need to see a specialist, but my doctor insists he can handle my problem. can a general practitioner really perform a heart transplant right in his office?
a. hard to say, but considering that all you're risking is the $20 co-payment, there's no harm in giving him a shot at it.
q. will health care be different in the next century?
a. no. but if you call right now, you might get an appointment by then.
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from our good friends over at resident bush:
medical insurance explained
q. what does hmo stand for?
a. this is actually a variation of the phrase, "hey moe." its roots go back to a concept pioneered by moe of the three stooges, who discovered that a patient could be made to forget about the pain in his foot if he was poked hard enough in the eyes.
q. i just joined an hmo. how difficult will it be to choose the doctor i want?
a. just slightly more difficult than choosing your parents. your insurer will provide you with a book listing all the doctors in the plan. these doctors basically fall into two categories -- those who are no longer accepting new patients, and those who will see you but are no longer participating in the plan. but don't worry; the remaining doctor who is still in the plan and accepting new patients has an office just a half-day's drive away, and a diploma from a third world country.
q. do all diagnostic procedures require pre-certification?
a. no. only those you need.
q. can i get coverage for my preexisting conditions?
a. certainly, as long as they don't require any treatment.
q. what happens if i want to try alternative forms of medicine?
a. you'll need to find alternative forms of payment.
q. my pharmacy plan only covers generic drugs, but i need the name brand. i tried the generic medication, but it gave me a stomach ache.
what should i do?
a. poke yourself in the eye.
q. what if i'm away from home and i get sick?
a. you really shouldn't do that.
q. i think i need to see a specialist, but my doctor insists he can handle my problem. can a general practitioner really perform a heart transplant right in his office?
a. hard to say, but considering that all you're risking is the $20 co-payment, there's no harm in giving him a shot at it.
q. will health care be different in the next century?
a. no. but if you call right now, you might get an appointment by then.
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Sunday, January 04, 2004
blogtopia* vs. dead trees
whoops! the dead trees media still don't get what blogtopia* is all about. howard fineman, in a newsweek anti-dean screed, makes the mistake of taking internet posters' words out of context.
fineman specifically quotes three ardent dean posters from the blog4america comments section. but he also gave their screen names, so the posters knew exactly who fineman was talking about, and therefore are in excellent positions to know exactly what they said, and why.
two of the posters, wvmicko and irmaly, are not taking this lying down. they are responding to newsweek in a number of forums and different ways, demanding that their rebuttal to fineman's twisting of their words be heard.
see, the problem is, dead trees don't realize that in blogtopia*, you can have instant fact checking. we support wvmicko and irmaly on their quest to set the record straight.
(thanks to atrios for bringing this to our attention, and as always: * means "yes! we coined that phrase!")
whoops! the dead trees media still don't get what blogtopia* is all about. howard fineman, in a newsweek anti-dean screed, makes the mistake of taking internet posters' words out of context.
fineman specifically quotes three ardent dean posters from the blog4america comments section. but he also gave their screen names, so the posters knew exactly who fineman was talking about, and therefore are in excellent positions to know exactly what they said, and why.
two of the posters, wvmicko and irmaly, are not taking this lying down. they are responding to newsweek in a number of forums and different ways, demanding that their rebuttal to fineman's twisting of their words be heard.
see, the problem is, dead trees don't realize that in blogtopia*, you can have instant fact checking. we support wvmicko and irmaly on their quest to set the record straight.
(thanks to atrios for bringing this to our attention, and as always: * means "yes! we coined that phrase!")
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freep wolfie
go vote now! left hand side bar! you know what to do!
(thanks to allan on the kos diary for the heads up).
go vote now! left hand side bar! you know what to do!
(thanks to allan on the kos diary for the heads up).
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good thing we captured saddam after the kurds let him go, right? (continued)
the middle east on line reminds us that violence is still on the rise in iraq:
the middle east on line reminds us that violence is still on the rise in iraq:
two iraqis were killed and a jordanian was wounded saturday when their car exploded in the northern city of mosul, police said sunday.and
an iraqi bystander was shot dead during a firefight saturday between us forces and insurgents in the small town of hantush, 90 kilometres (55 miles) south of kirkuk, police colonel mohammed abdullah said.and
iraqi police claimed a us convoy opened fire on a car in northern iraq, killing four people, including a woman and a nine-year-old child, while one us soldier died in a mortar strike and two more in a roadside bombing.
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dems do des moines
the democratic candidates are currently debating in iowa, in preparation for the caucus a mere two weeks from tomorrow.
of course, everyone has to diss dean before debate. dat's all, folks!
any thoughts?
the democratic candidates are currently debating in iowa, in preparation for the caucus a mere two weeks from tomorrow.
of course, everyone has to diss dean before debate. dat's all, folks!
any thoughts?
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Saturday, January 03, 2004
happy birthday to smirky!
hey, the smirking chimp is three years old this month! be sure to drop on by and wish them the best.
we highly recommend a daily does of smirky...they cull the best reality-based (as opposed to pro-party line) news from the mainstream press and the better-known blogs, and present it without hyperbole. the smirking chimp crowd is a great bunch!
happy birthday smirky!
and, while we're doling out the good wishes, let's all give talkleft a big congratulations for being a runner-up for the best blog in colorado.
this is an award close to skippy's heart, as he was originally from aurora, colorado, the large white square suburb just east of denver. if we had our way, we'd have chosen talkleft as the best blog from the four corner states!
hey, the smirking chimp is three years old this month! be sure to drop on by and wish them the best.
we highly recommend a daily does of smirky...they cull the best reality-based (as opposed to pro-party line) news from the mainstream press and the better-known blogs, and present it without hyperbole. the smirking chimp crowd is a great bunch!
happy birthday smirky!
and, while we're doling out the good wishes, let's all give talkleft a big congratulations for being a runner-up for the best blog in colorado.
this is an award close to skippy's heart, as he was originally from aurora, colorado, the large white square suburb just east of denver. if we had our way, we'd have chosen talkleft as the best blog from the four corner states!
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latest economic news: people with jobs think things are jim dandy
experts, in other words, people who are getting paid good money just to come up with opinions (unlike us, who get paid a pittance for the same work), predict that jobs will be plentiful in 2004. as skippy's dear departed mother-in-law used to say "from their mouths to god's ears." the asspress says:
but the democratic pundit (we didn't catch her name; maybe we really should start paying more attention to cable news...nah!) pointed out the obvious:
even at a 5.5% unemployment rate, it would take 150,000 new jobs a month just to break even with the new people entering the job market. don't even think about helping the 3 million or so jobs lost already under awol. reuters says:
and let's remember just where all these new jobs are showing up. msnbc reminds us
unlike what the repubbbs would have you believe, we are definately not hoping that jobs stay scarce. we'd love to see new jobs created in the economy, no matter who's in the white house. (remember, we love barney the scottie dog!)
but it just seems to us that all through 2002, the official party line mantra was "things'll get great in 2003!" then in early 2003, all we heard was "things will turn around in the second half of the year!" then in the summer of 2003, we heard "things will take off in the 4th quarter!"
so forgive us if we take the "jobs will be plentiful in 2004" with a pound of salt.
we'll believe it when we see manufacturing jobs, and jobs with benefits, and white collar jobs come back.
cross-posted at our daily kos diary.
experts, in other words, people who are getting paid good money just to come up with opinions (unlike us, who get paid a pittance for the same work), predict that jobs will be plentiful in 2004. as skippy's dear departed mother-in-law used to say "from their mouths to god's ears." the asspress says:
companies are expected to step up hiring in 2004 after a year in which household spending boosted the economy more than business investment, according to a group of economists surveyed by the wall street journal.however, we were listening to a debate on cnbc this morning. of course, the repubbb sky box millionaire pundits were hailing the economy as being on a roll, and the current drop in unemployment figures as indications that prosperity is just around the corner.
the 54 economists surveyed for the journal's 2004 economic-forecast report said they thought the unemployment rate could fall to 5.5 percent by november.
hiring fueled by increasing corporate profits and economic growth could lead to as many as 1.5 million new jobs, the journal said.
but the democratic pundit (we didn't catch her name; maybe we really should start paying more attention to cable news...nah!) pointed out the obvious:
even at a 5.5% unemployment rate, it would take 150,000 new jobs a month just to break even with the new people entering the job market. don't even think about helping the 3 million or so jobs lost already under awol. reuters says:
most of the signs of a solid u.s. economic revival seem to be falling into place entering 2004, but federal reserve governor mark olson warns it is too soon yet to pop any champagne corks.[ed. note: emphasis, use of bold key, and amazement at the self-deluding abilities of repubbblicans, ours].
in an interview with reuters this week, olson noted that corporate america appears reluctant to join the party by boosting investment, something the fed considers vital to maintaining spending momentum, carried almost wholly by consumers since the 2001 recession…
the economy has crawled back to a relatively healthy state after a weak recovery from the mild 2001 recession, though it is not vigorous enough to make a dent in the two million jobs lost since the start of 2001.
and let's remember just where all these new jobs are showing up. msnbc reminds us
recruiters caution that hiring efforts are in their infancy, with most new jobs being temporary positions. and they concede that the fear of technology jobs continuing to be outsourced to countries overseas is real.it seems to us that getting a temporary job is like kissing your sister...not really satisfying, and neither one gets you health benefits (don't worry, we don't understand that last remark, either).
unlike what the repubbbs would have you believe, we are definately not hoping that jobs stay scarce. we'd love to see new jobs created in the economy, no matter who's in the white house. (remember, we love barney the scottie dog!)
but it just seems to us that all through 2002, the official party line mantra was "things'll get great in 2003!" then in early 2003, all we heard was "things will turn around in the second half of the year!" then in the summer of 2003, we heard "things will take off in the 4th quarter!"
so forgive us if we take the "jobs will be plentiful in 2004" with a pound of salt.
we'll believe it when we see manufacturing jobs, and jobs with benefits, and white collar jobs come back.
cross-posted at our daily kos diary.
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we vote for "stupid"
we'd like to give a big shout out to the kids at ampoljo, for their continued support, and their fine analysis, such as tamara baker's admonishment to believe nothing, check everything, and jeff koopersmith's article asking the question is cnn in bed with bush, or just plain stupid?
we'd like to give a big shout out to the kids at ampoljo, for their continued support, and their fine analysis, such as tamara baker's admonishment to believe nothing, check everything, and jeff koopersmith's article asking the question is cnn in bed with bush, or just plain stupid?
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but bill bradley isn't running this time
thanks to a poster on the daily kos diary, we found this funny atjouconstitution piece, comparing the upcoming dem primaries to the march madness of college basketball playoffs:
thanks to a poster on the daily kos diary, we found this funny atjouconstitution piece, comparing the upcoming dem primaries to the march madness of college basketball playoffs:
the new england division: made up of two teams -- the vermont deaniacs led by howard dean, and the boston brahmins, starring sen. john kerry of massachusetts -- this division has produced the biggest surprise.
when the season began, the experts made the brahmins the favorites, not just for the division but for the whole conference, and dismissed the deaniacs as a bunch of bush leaguers who couldn't make the playoffs. but the brahmins have fumbled and stumbled while the hard-charging, trash-talking, fast-breaking, in-your-face deaniacs have the best record and head into the playoffs as the favorites.
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Friday, January 02, 2004
late, and we mean late, edition; or, blogger sucks!
we have noticed lately a severe drop-off in our daily hits.
we just assumed that everyone had grown tired of our cutely condescending sub-par dennis miller imitation disguised as punditry. after all, we ourselves certainly have.
but then we have noticed that although we publish several posts during the day, they often don't appear on our url until the next day.
atrios, among others, have mentioned that blogger is throwing fits and screwing up with other people's blogs; we've also had a reader mention that when he revisits our site, the "comments" do not indicate any new comments, when in fact there are.
we don't know what's going on. we get what we pay for. blogger is free, and worth the price.
so, we apologize if you log on to find the latest news and analysis at our place. you obviously won't find it here.
but, if you're looking for witty, pithy commentary with some damn fine jokes thrown in about yesterday's news, drop on by!
unfortunately for us all, with awol in charge, yesterday's news is still pretty much relevant to today.
we have noticed lately a severe drop-off in our daily hits.
we just assumed that everyone had grown tired of our cutely condescending sub-par dennis miller imitation disguised as punditry. after all, we ourselves certainly have.
but then we have noticed that although we publish several posts during the day, they often don't appear on our url until the next day.
atrios, among others, have mentioned that blogger is throwing fits and screwing up with other people's blogs; we've also had a reader mention that when he revisits our site, the "comments" do not indicate any new comments, when in fact there are.
we don't know what's going on. we get what we pay for. blogger is free, and worth the price.
so, we apologize if you log on to find the latest news and analysis at our place. you obviously won't find it here.
but, if you're looking for witty, pithy commentary with some damn fine jokes thrown in about yesterday's news, drop on by!
unfortunately for us all, with awol in charge, yesterday's news is still pretty much relevant to today.
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somebody stop us before our head swells anymore
now we're really worried. this edition of blogstreet tells us that our blog (#42) is four notches above the drudge report (#46) on the most important 100 blogs list.
we don't know who makes this list or why, but we bet it wasn't matt drudge! (maybe it was bill o'reilly!)
now we're really worried. this edition of blogstreet tells us that our blog (#42) is four notches above the drudge report (#46) on the most important 100 blogs list.
we don't know who makes this list or why, but we bet it wasn't matt drudge! (maybe it was bill o'reilly!)
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the fog of war journalism
the bad news is, one us soldier was killed and another wounded when insurgents shot down a helicopter near the city of fallujah, reports the knight-ridder news agency.
cross posted at our diary on the daily kos and stand down. for a complete look at the daily u.s. military deaths in iraq, go to the sfchron.
the bad news is, one us soldier was killed and another wounded when insurgents shot down a helicopter near the city of fallujah, reports the knight-ridder news agency.
the attack on the two-person oh-58 kiowa from the army's 82nd airborne division was the third time in two months that enemy fire downed a u.s. helicopter in the area. military officials said they aren't certain what weapons were used in the latest attack.even worse, news 24 houston reports that insurgents posed as journalists to attack soldiers trying to guard the downed helicotper:
kassim abbas, who runs a propane station just outside of fallujah, 35 miles west of baghdad, said he saw a missile launch from a grove of palm trees. it slammed into the helicopter, he said, splitting it into three pieces. a piece of debris landed in a field he owns.
the helicopter was hovering low at about noon as troops on the ground cleared a mine from the road, abbas said. the kiowa, joined by a second helicopter, was circling the area, apparently to provide security for the soldiers below.
iraqi insurgents said to be posing as journalists have fired assault weapons and rocket-propelled grenades at american paratroopers.however, reuters reports that us troops held 3 iraqi's working for reuters at that spot:
u.s. military officials say the american troops were guarding a burning u.s. helicopter that had been shot down near fallujah.
there are no casualties reported in the ground attack, but one soldier died in the copter crash.
american soldiers on friday detained three iraqis working for reuters as they covered the aftermath of a u.s. helicopter crash near the volatile town of falluja.talk about the fog of war.
a reuters driver who was working with the three said they had earlier been fired on by u.s. troops as they filmed a checkpoint close to the site where a kiowa observation helicopter was shot down by guerrillas…
"we were fired on and we drove away at high speed," driver alaa noury said. he said reuters cameraman salem uraiby had been filming the checkpoint using a camera on a tripod, and had been wearing a flak jacket clearly marked with the word "press".
cross posted at our diary on the daily kos and stand down. for a complete look at the daily u.s. military deaths in iraq, go to the sfchron.
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the big moe
atrios also tells us that both kos and drudge are reporting that both dean and lieberman (whew! is that enough name dropping for one sentence? and it's not even over with!) are with striking distance of awol in a recent cnn/time poll.
atrios also tells us that both kos and drudge are reporting that both dean and lieberman (whew! is that enough name dropping for one sentence? and it's not even over with!) are with striking distance of awol in a recent cnn/time poll.
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the most trusted name is what i think is news
atrios alerts us to tim noah's newest campaign: the narcissistic media watch. tool on over to slate and find out where to email tim with your example of the news is the news.
atrios alerts us to tim noah's newest campaign: the narcissistic media watch. tool on over to slate and find out where to email tim with your example of the news is the news.
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prof. reynolds, kerry supporter?
maybe. instapundit reports that "poor john kerry can't catch a break" because somebody wore a taco bell t-shirt at his rally (that's what it says, kids)!
maybe. instapundit reports that "poor john kerry can't catch a break" because somebody wore a taco bell t-shirt at his rally (that's what it says, kids)!
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no one to plame but ourselves
liberal oasis worries that the nytimes vets special prosecuter for the plame affair, david n. kelley, mainly because the same paper had glowing reviews for another special prosecuter well all know: kenneth "close but no cigar" starr.
liberal oasis worries that the nytimes vets special prosecuter for the plame affair, david n. kelley, mainly because the same paper had glowing reviews for another special prosecuter well all know: kenneth "close but no cigar" starr.
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a cartoon history of blogtopia (y!wctp!)
zack of fire ant alerts us to the blog of larry gonick. for those of you unfamiliar with larry's work, he penned (and inked) the very amusing cartoon history of the universe, and his blog promises to be just as interesting (if somewhat smaller in scope).
zack of fire ant alerts us to the blog of larry gonick. for those of you unfamiliar with larry's work, he penned (and inked) the very amusing cartoon history of the universe, and his blog promises to be just as interesting (if somewhat smaller in scope).
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Thursday, January 01, 2004
say hello
to a-changin' times (act).
and while you're at it, be sure to mark a change of address card for glovefox, whose new blog can be found at iron pen and velvet glove.
to a-changin' times (act).
and while you're at it, be sure to mark a change of address card for glovefox, whose new blog can be found at iron pen and velvet glove.
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poor mad's almanac
our buddy mad kane has written a pithy poem about the evil doers using almanacs to terrorize us.
our buddy mad kane has written a pithy poem about the evil doers using almanacs to terrorize us.
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